The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
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I say some bizarre twirly vegetable cutter/slicer/chipper/mincer/shredder device after an amazing display at the show but wot never werks and spends the rest of its life at the back of THAT drawer with all the other useless shite.... Thumbs:
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Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo: the handles mini c/o/t/cobs
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Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo: the handles mini c/o/t/cobs
I thought you would say hand made chocolate.... eeek:
I don't see the baby fork things.... but they could be used to inflict pain on The Brat.... rubschin:
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Chocolate related shite
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Chocolate related shite
To be consumed there or brought home tho...? rubschin:
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She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:
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She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:
Good call! Thumbs:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F6ky7e3clj%2Fbolts.jpg&hash=af58024a2a7455003d5ffa2ebf81d7989a513ec0) (http://postimg.org/image/6ky7e3clj/)
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http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp (http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp)
rubschin:
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http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp (http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp)
rubschin:
We have a winner! Thumbs:
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But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:
You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
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Well the good news for Miss D is there are no Marmite themed attractions there
But heaps of shite cupboardware it seems
Ideal Home Socket calculator (http://www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/latest-news/show-news/294-electrical-safety-council)
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But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:
You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
Calm down, calm down...::)
We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...
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For the Brat........ whistle:
http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html (http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html)
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For the Brat........ whistle:
http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html (http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html)
I think she has those... whistle:
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But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:
You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
Calm down, calm down...::)
We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...
Over here we can still buy homes, some of them are ideal. Take the VP retirement home that I purchased for us not so long ago it came complete with Airwick hint of faeces air fresheners urine soaked carpets and these quaint wine carafes....
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Some still contained wine it was rather nice. It's all gone now though redface:
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But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:
You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
Calm down, calm down...::)
We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...
Over here we can still buy homes, some of them are ideal. Take the VP retirement home that I purchased for us not so long ago it came complete with Airwick hint of faeces air fresheners urine soaked carpets and these quaint wine carafes....
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Some still contained wine it was rather nice. It's all gone now though redface:
That's a LadyJar eeek:
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Miss D is here!
Get your last votes in like - the result is about to be announced.... cloud9:
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I purchased a vodka and diet coke :thumbsup:
I sampled loads of food redface:
I bought nuffink cloud9:
Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
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I purchased a vodka and diet coke :thumbsup:
I sampled loads of food redface:
I bought nuffink cloud9:
Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:
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I purchased a vodka and diet coke :thumbsup:
I sampled loads of food redface:
I bought nuffink cloud9:
Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
Did you trap your typing finger in something?
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I purchased a vodka and diet coke :thumbsup:
I sampled loads of food redface:
I bought nuffink cloud9:
Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:
She did lie...::)
She bought a twirly cutty shreddy thing... everybody does...
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For Nick.........
http://www.kidde.com/safetymadesimple/pages/thekitchenfireextinguisher.aspx (http://www.kidde.com/safetymadesimple/pages/thekitchenfireextinguisher.aspx)
ready for the mircowave...... :thumbsup:
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I purchased a vodka and diet coke :thumbsup:
I sampled loads of food redface:
I bought nuffink cloud9:
Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:
She did lie...::)
She bought a twirly cutty shreddy thing... everybody does...
I have one. I used it once redface:
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I've got a v-slicer thing that I use all the time ..... :thumbsup:
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Sex toys don't count ::)
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She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:
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Sex toys don't count ::)
I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing. Thumbs:
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Sex toys don't count ::)
I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing. Thumbs:
Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:
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Sex toys don't count ::)
I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing. Thumbs:
Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:
We need a cameraman. Thumbs:
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Sex toys don't count ::)
I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing. Thumbs:
Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:
We need a cameraman. Thumbs:
Me, me, me, ME! ;D
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Sex toys don't count ::)
I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing. Thumbs:
Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:
We need a cameraman. Thumbs:
Me, me, me, ME! ;D
You're acting like a labrador FFS . . . . .
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Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .
Apparently this was laser teeth whitening eeek:
A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins eeek:
They were queuing for it noooo:
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Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .
Apparently this was laser teeth whitening eeek:
A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins eeek:
They were queuing for it noooo:
noooo:
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Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .
Apparently this was laser teeth whitening eeek:
A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins eeek:
They were queuing for it noooo:
Could you not leave yours and collect later...... whistle:
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Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .
Apparently this was laser teeth whitening eeek:
A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins eeek:
They were queuing for it noooo:
Did you get yours done?
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I don't do anything to do with teeth noooo:
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I don't do anything to do with teeth noooo:
Nothing... rubschin:
You must clean them...Dont you... scared2:
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Oh yes - they get polished :thumbsup:
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I don't do anything to do with teeth noooo:
Nothing... rubschin:
You must clean them...Dont you... scared2:
In a glass..... :thumbsup:
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I think she is trying to say that she doesn't like having things forced into her mouth Mr Pirate.
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Mr Thread? noooo:
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Oh yes - they get polished :thumbsup:
Do you use that 'special' protein toothpaste...
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I think she is trying to say that she doesn't like having things forced into her mouth Mr Pirate.
Oooooh...Mr Pirate...I like that
hattip:
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Oh yes - they get polished :thumbsup:
Do you use that 'special' protein toothpaste...
Does that have micro granules ? rubschin:
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No...its soft and creamy and someone told me that it is quite salty...
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horn: catchchick:
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horn: catchchick:
. . . . and now we have Nick trying to catch a cock . . . .
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No...its soft and creamy and someone told me that it is quite salty...
FYI it is very salty people with high blood pressure should stay well away. Salt quotient for a year in each tsp.
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:lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
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No...its soft and creamy and "someone told me" that it is quite salty...
Yes, of course. whistle:
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No...its soft and creamy and "someone told me" that it is quite salty...
Yes, of course. whistle:
angel1
sick2:
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Pirate fails the gayer test point: point: point: point: point: point:
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Not me noooo:, but as As Snoopy says...Don't knock it, till you try it... ;)
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happy100
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You've tried it then...good man yerself...