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Title: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:29:28 PM
I say some bizarre twirly vegetable cutter/slicer/chipper/mincer/shredder device after an amazing display at the show but wot never werks and spends the rest of its life at the back of THAT drawer with all the other useless shite....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:31:43 PM
Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo:  the handles mini c/o/t/cobs
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:36:12 PM
Corn on the cob baby forks...... noooo:  the handles mini c/o/t/cobs

I thought you would say hand made chocolate....   eeek:

I don't see the baby fork things.... but they could be used to inflict pain on The Brat....  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 03:41:31 PM
Chocolate related shite
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:46:37 PM
Chocolate related shite

To be consumed there or brought home tho...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:47:40 PM
She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:49:52 PM
She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:

Good call!  Thumbs:

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Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 03:50:08 PM
http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp (http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp)


 rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:54:08 PM
http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp (http://www.homebrewwest.ie/vodka-kit-25-litres-750-p.asp)


 rubschin:

We have a winner!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2013, 03:58:41 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 03:59:08 PM
Well the good news for Miss D is there are no Marmite themed attractions there

But heaps of shite cupboardware it seems

Ideal Home Socket calculator (http://www.idealhomeshow.co.uk/latest-news/show-news/294-electrical-safety-council)
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:02:16 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.

Calm down, calm down...::)

We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 04:05:18 PM
For the Brat........ whistle:

http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html (http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html)
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:08:56 PM
For the Brat........ whistle:

http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html (http://www.earplugstore.com/sleeping-ear-plugs.html)

I think she has those...  whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2013, 04:13:15 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.

Calm down, calm down...::)

We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...

Over here we can still buy homes, some of them are ideal.  Take the VP retirement home that I purchased for us not so long ago it came complete with Airwick hint of faeces air fresheners urine soaked carpets and these quaint wine carafes....

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Some still contained wine it was rather nice. It's all gone now though redface:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:14:56 PM
But we haven't all had a go yet. evil:

You see if she bought her ideal home it would have voddy, chocolate and pain inflicting devices on tap.

Calm down, calm down...::)

We're not talking home... we are talking purchase...

Over here we can still buy homes, some of them are ideal.  Take the VP retirement home that I purchased for us not so long ago it came complete with Airwick hint of faeces air fresheners urine soaked carpets and these quaint wine carafes....

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Some still contained wine it was rather nice. It's all gone now though redface:

That's a LadyJar  eeek:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:18:15 PM
Miss D is here!

Get your last votes in like - the result is about to be announced....  cloud9:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2013, 04:19:39 PM
I purchased a vodka and diet coke  :thumbsup:

I sampled loads of food   redface:

I bought nuffink  cloud9:

Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 04:21:16 PM
I purchased a vodka and diet coke  :thumbsup:

I sampled loads of food   redface:

I bought nuffink  cloud9:

Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:

That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 04:22:11 PM
I purchased a vodka and diet coke  :thumbsup:

I sampled loads of food   redface:

I bought nuffink  cloud9:

Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:
Did you trap your typing finger in something?
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:23:07 PM
I purchased a vodka and diet coke  :thumbsup:

I sampled loads of food   redface:

I bought nuffink  cloud9:

Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:

That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:

She did lie...::)

She bought a twirly cutty shreddy thing... everybody does...
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 04:25:54 PM
For Nick.........

http://www.kidde.com/safetymadesimple/pages/thekitchenfireextinguisher.aspx (http://www.kidde.com/safetymadesimple/pages/thekitchenfireextinguisher.aspx)

ready for the mircowave...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 04:29:40 PM
I purchased a vodka and diet coke  :thumbsup:

I sampled loads of food   redface:

I bought nuffink  cloud9:

Quite honestly it wad tat centralb noooo:

That's boring .....you should have lied ....... eveilgrin:

She did lie...::)

She bought a twirly cutty shreddy thing... everybody does...

I have one. I used it once  redface:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 04:33:28 PM
I've got a v-slicer thing that I use all the time ..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 04:36:46 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2013, 04:48:00 PM
She should really be looking for home security........ whistle:

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Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 05:26:35 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)

I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 05:27:27 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)

I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing.  Thumbs:

Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 05:28:39 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)

I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing.  Thumbs:

Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:

We need a cameraman.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 06:16:03 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)

I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing.  Thumbs:

Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:

We need a cameraman.  Thumbs:

Me, me, me, ME!   ;D
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:17:22 PM
Sex toys don't count  ::)

I could have a stand there next year.....that would be quite amusing.  Thumbs:

Try b4 you buy........ rubschin:

We need a cameraman.  Thumbs:

Me, me, me, ME!   ;D

You're acting like a labrador FFS . . . . .
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2013, 09:01:42 PM
Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .

Apparently this was laser teeth whitening  eeek:

A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins  eeek:

They were queuing for it  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 09:05:01 PM
Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .

Apparently this was laser teeth whitening  eeek:

A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins  eeek:

They were queuing for it  noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 09:05:13 PM
Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .

Apparently this was laser teeth whitening  eeek:

A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins  eeek:

They were queuing for it  noooo:

Could you not leave yours and collect later...... whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 09:06:11 PM
Weirdest sight of the day was seeing 2 back to back seated lines of people ..about 20 in each line ...with a hooge white cone thing in their mouth .

Apparently this was laser teeth whitening  eeek:

A bargain . Normally £250 . Yours today for £79 for 20 mins  eeek:

They were queuing for it  noooo:

Did you get yours done?


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Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2013, 09:06:53 PM
I don't do anything to do with teeth  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2013, 09:14:44 PM
I don't do anything to do with teeth  noooo:

Nothing... rubschin:

You must clean them...Dont you... scared2:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2013, 09:15:44 PM
Oh yes - they get polished  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 09:16:00 PM
I don't do anything to do with teeth  noooo:

Nothing... rubschin:

You must clean them...Dont you... scared2:

In a glass..... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 09:19:08 PM
I think she is trying to say that she doesn't like having things forced into her mouth Mr Pirate.
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 09:20:09 PM
Mr Thread?  noooo:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2013, 09:20:26 PM
Oh yes - they get polished  :thumbsup:

Do you use that 'special' protein toothpaste...
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2013, 09:21:53 PM
I think she is trying to say that she doesn't like having things forced into her mouth Mr Pirate.

Oooooh...Mr Pirate...I like that

 hattip:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 24, 2013, 09:23:36 PM
Oh yes - they get polished  :thumbsup:

Do you use that 'special' protein toothpaste...

Does that have micro granules ?  rubschin:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 24, 2013, 09:26:18 PM
No...its soft and creamy and someone told me that it is quite salty...
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 09:29:46 PM
 horn: catchchick:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 25, 2013, 10:34:28 AM
horn: catchchick:

. . . . and now we have Nick trying to catch a cock . . . .
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 25, 2013, 11:45:02 AM
No...its soft and creamy and someone told me that it is quite salty...

FYI it is very salty people with high blood pressure should stay well away.  Salt quotient for a year in each tsp.
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 11:50:40 AM
 :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 26, 2013, 08:16:54 PM
No...its soft and creamy and "someone told me" that it is quite salty...
Yes, of course.   whistle:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 26, 2013, 08:29:16 PM
No...its soft and creamy and "someone told me" that it is quite salty...
Yes, of course.   whistle:

 angel1

 sick2:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 08:35:50 PM
Pirate fails the gayer test  point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 26, 2013, 08:38:02 PM
Not me noooo:, but as As Snoopy says...Don't knock it, till you try it... ;)
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 08:46:24 PM
 happy100
Title: Re: The All New What Miss D Bought At The Ideal Home Exhibition Thread
Post by: Pirate on March 26, 2013, 08:47:59 PM
You've tried it then...good man yerself...