Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:31:32 PM
for BM...............
Denis Leary - A-hole (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no6-vsHgHJg#)
whistle:
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:32:34 PM
Tim Minchin Only a Ginger! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql5fngeX2kI#ws)
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:33:56 PM
Ken Dodd ::: We Are The Diddymen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGor7ZyCawI#)
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:34:42 PM
Fuck You - Lily Allen (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:35:40 PM
The Clash I Fought The Law (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3XY6wfSBw#)
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:36:52 PM
For Apey...
Fuck You - Lily Allen (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g#)
happy002 happy002 happy002
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 06:39:17 PM
MANDY MILLER - 'Nellie The Elephant' + 'It's Time To Dream' - 1956 45rpm (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl3u93Wgt2A#)
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:41:48 PM
Vodka Song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEnBjiQeiX0#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:42:38 PM
Queen: Bicycle Race (I Want to Ride My Bicycle) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwvWtZl2ICY#)
No Nick not fat bottom girls....... noooo:
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:44:17 PM
JCB Song - Nizlopi (Full Version HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4#)
awesome song btw cloud9:
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:45:17 PM
Combine Harvester - The Wurzels (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr30FEkfevo#)
:thumbsup:
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:54:09 PM
Dean Martin Original Release LITTLE OLD WINE DRINKER ME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdM9HDI33AY#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:56:44 PM
Madness - Driving in My Car (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV1_7R_3cXA#)
(even a Moggy)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 07:06:37 PM
Chas & Dave - Rabbit 1981 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1fOZjiDaw4#)
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 07:09:42 PM
The Smiths - Heaven Knows Im Miserable Now. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaUUYV7wKos#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 07:13:42 PM
Godley and Creme - Under your Thumb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ85eeZL7yA#)
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 07:15:52 PM
The Specials - Ghost Town (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI#)
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 07:18:18 PM
Don Williams - I Recall a Gypsy Woman (HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyfeshvlZ6k#ws)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 07:20:04 PM
Snoopy vs. The Red Baron (Snoopy's Christmas) (CC) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jlf---13Q0g#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 07:27:27 PM
Kenny Rogers - The Gambler [Original Video-Edit] 1978 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4#)
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 09:14:09 PM
For JOM.........
JCB Song - Nizlopi (Full Version HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4#)
awesome song btw cloud9:
awww, I don't like that one, can I have this one
Tom Robinson Band - 2 4 6 8 Motorway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMy2bmSAIeA#)
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 09:15:23 PM
Erroll Garner - "Misty" [Vinyl] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zagg-xGs_c8#ws)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 09:15:54 PM
For JOM.........
JCB Song - Nizlopi (Full Version HQ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGkseGFQLh4#)
awesome song btw cloud9:
awww, I don't like that one, can I have this one
Tom Robinson Band - 2 4 6 8 Motorway (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMy2bmSAIeA#)
rubschin: ok ...but he is a gayer......
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 09:22:27 PM
I'm A Wanker (Ivor Biggun) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkqfa-kaRFM#)
Post by: Pirate on March 23, 2013, 10:11:37 PM
See pages 1 to 3 VP jukebox...
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:12:36 PM
AFFS AFFS
See pages 1 to 3 VP jukebox...
Wot....... rubschin:
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 10:24:50 PM
Lesley Gore - It's My Party (1965) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsYJyVEUaC4#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 10:25:53 PM
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 10:51:08 PM
Tequila - The Champs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6amDbAwlY#)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 11:01:24 PM
FLAT TIRE BLUES by Jack Jackson 1929 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS2p0N25wKg#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 11:02:56 PM
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 05:26:43 AM
evil: evil:
point:
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on March 24, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
Great Balls of Fire-Jerry Lee Lewis-original song-1957 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt0mg8Z09SY#)
whistle:
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 02:54:20 PM
For BM .........suggested by TMR....... whistle:
Godley and Creme - Under your Thumb (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ85eeZL7yA#)
i refer the right Honourable gentleman to my earlier answer....
Fuck You - Lily Allen (Lyrics) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK4fJhbRL1g#)
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 02:58:51 PM
Post by: Barman on March 25, 2013, 04:21:15 PM
Queen - I'm Going Slightly Mad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb-3seZSQ_Q#)
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 22, 2013, 03:43:02 AM
Mitch Benn - IKEA (FULL VERSION - Great quality) -Audio only (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO7W2Tytfvk#)
redface:
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 09:28:50 PM
Safety Dance - Men Without Hats Official Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs#)
Although I'm still trying to decide if thats TMR in the video. whistle:
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 14, 2013, 10:43:05 AM
Caro Emerald - Liquid Lunch (official lyrics video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgRIISngWA#ws)
Post by: boogs on July 14, 2013, 11:01:39 AM
For the VP ladyees like:
Caro Emerald - Liquid Lunch (official lyrics video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUgRIISngWA#ws)
Thank you Uncle .. I think that would be very appropriate if we laydee's got together.. ;)
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 18, 2013, 02:18:09 AM
Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Sea Shanty - Derby Ram (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFxLxtK7ps#ws)
The Landlord of this pub, he's as bonkers as can be,
He wears a plastic bucket, for the whole world to see.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
Some members of this pub, well, they think he is an mong.
But I think it's because he's had that bucket on far to long.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
One of the Smuggers Club, he's as smug as smug can be;
Unless he's buggered up the repairs on his MeMi.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
He even broke his tablet, knocked it off the bath
He wasn't very happy, but the rest of us had a good laugh
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
____END
Don't feel too put upon BM, 'What Shall We Do With A Drunken Apey' is also going around my head. I just don't know if it would be cruel and unusual punishment to give Misty so many ideas.... whistle:
Post by: apc2010 on November 18, 2013, 03:33:50 PM
Not so much a song for BM as an (as yet) incomplete rewrite that's been in my head the last few days. If anyone wants to add a verse feel free. whistle:
Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Sea Shanty - Derby Ram (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFxLxtK7ps#ws)
The Landlord of this pub, he's as bonkers as can be,
He wears a plastic bucket, for the whole world to see.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
Some members of this pub, well, they think he is an mong.
But I think it's because he's had that bucket on far to long.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
One of the Smuggers Club, he's as smug as smug can be;
Unless he's buggered up the repairs on his MeMi.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
He even broke his tablet, knocked it off the bath
He wasn't very happy, but the rest of us had a good laugh
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
____END
Don't feel too put upon BM, 'What Shall We Do With A Drunken Apey' is also going around my head. I just don't know if it would be cruel and unusual punishment to give Misty so many ideas.... whistle:
rubschin: evil:
Post by: Misty on November 19, 2013, 10:20:38 PM
Not so much a song for BM as an (as yet) incomplete rewrite that's been in my head the last few days. If anyone wants to add a verse feel free. whistle:
Assassin's Creed 4 Black Flag Sea Shanty - Derby Ram (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVFxLxtK7ps#ws)
The Landlord of this pub, he's as bonkers as can be,
He wears a plastic bucket, for the whole world to see.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
Some members of this pub, well, they think he is an mong.
But I think it's because he's had that bucket on far to long.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
One of the Smuggers Club, he's as smug as smug can be;
Unless he's buggered up the repairs on his MeMi.
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
He even broke his tablet, knocked it off the bath
He wasn't very happy, but the rest of us had a good laugh
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
(Chorus)
Baldymort, Baldymort
Baldymort, mort, mort!
____END
Don't feel too put upon BM, 'What Shall We Do With A Drunken Apey' is also going around my head. I just don't know if it would be cruel and unusual punishment to give Misty so many ideas.... whistle:
lol: lol: lol: I love a project. :thumbsup:
What shall we do with a drunken Apey
What shall we do with a drunken Apey
What shall we do with a drunken Apey??..
Wake him in the morning!
Hoo ray he never gets up
Hoo ray he never gets up
Hoo ray he never gets up
Early in the morning
Time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
time to get a round in? watch him fuck off
unless the beers are free.
Hoo ray he never pays
Hoo ray he never pays
Hoo ray he never pays
unless he drinks alone
Try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
try to break the padlocks, can't be managed
neither can my handcuffs redface:
Help me he's got me shackled
Help me he's got me shackled
Help me he's got me shackled
rescue me by morning! scared2:
he's drunk again and talking bollox
he's drunk again and talking bollox
he's drunk again and talking bollox
what a new surprise ::)
one more pint of carlsberg
one more pint of carlsberg
one more pint of carlsberg
and VP gets his ranting! :thumbsup:
he's all yours now good night good riddance
all yours now good night good riddance
all yours now good night good riddance
keep him til the morning. :thumbsup:
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 19, 2013, 10:27:25 PM
Post by: Misty on November 19, 2013, 10:44:42 PM
happy001 happy001 Think I've just found a songwriting partner cloud9:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
i enjoyed that.
more to follow...... :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 19, 2013, 10:52:34 PM
happy001 happy001 Think I've just found a songwriting partner cloud9:
Thumbs: Thumbs: Thumbs:
i enjoyed that.
more to follow...... :thumbsup:
The new Lennon and McCartney Party001:
Could be money in this Apey ;)
Post by: Misty on November 20, 2013, 12:42:20 AM
ok, to the tune of " I will survive ".....
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Apey spent years upon this forum til I found the site,
But BM made feel so welcome, and I kind of settled in
And now I'm here! and you are my guilty sin!...
Go on VP!
you have helped me!
Tel fixed every problem that I had on every broken PC
Miss D shared every voddy that I need to get me through the day,
and when that's done, I get a giggle from Miss A!...
Now T.M.R.
you are a star!
It was a pleasure to have met you even though you drank the bar
but Boogs came second in the fishing shack, she had a needy thirst
And Apey paid the bar bill, yes, that's a fucking first!
Girls need a night,
without a man!
Pastis and Marley join the Uncle, and go cheer for his West Ham,
Miss C, Tipsy and Barmisspah are out filming girly porn,
While Steve is trying hard, to convert TG to quorn.
Then there's the boys
make too much noise
but if we need to shut them up I'm sure that baldy has some toys,
a gimp mask for the ghostly Marley, or does that sound like hell?
we could ask the wise old Darwin or the beautiful LL............
I hope this song
was not too long
if bits don't rhyme I hope you do not think that I'm a total mong
if I forgot some names I'm sorry but I'm struggling to think
I love you all, now let's ask Apey for a drink...........................
MissT
Post by: Grumpmeister on November 20, 2013, 02:45:52 AM
Post by: Miss Adventure on November 20, 2013, 04:48:22 AM
Post by: Misty on November 20, 2013, 07:24:07 AM
Christmas number one me thinks. :thumbsup:
Post by: boogs on November 20, 2013, 10:33:06 AM
Got one!! :thumbsup:
ok, to the tune of " I will survive ".....
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Apey spent years upon this forum til I found the site,
But BM made feel so welcome, and I kind of settled in
And now I'm here! and you are my guilty sin!...
Go on VP!
you have helped me!
Tel fixed every problem that I had on every broken PC
Miss D shared every voddy that I need to get me through the day,
and when that's done, I get a giggle from Miss A!...
Now T.M.R.
you are a star!
It was a pleasure to have met you even though you drank the bar
but Boogs came second in the fishing shack, she had a needy thirst
And Apey paid the bar bill, yes, that's a fucking first!
Girls need a night,
without a man!
Pastis and Marley join the Uncle, and go cheer for his West Ham,
Miss C, Tipsy and Barmisspah are out filming girly porn,
While Steve is trying hard, to convert TG to quorn.
Then there's the boys
make too much noise
but if we need to shut them up I'm sure that baldy has some toys,
a gimp mask for the ghostly Marley, or does that sound like hell?
we could ask the wise old Darwin or the beautiful LL............
I hope this song
was not too long
if bits don't rhyme I hope you do not think that I'm a total mong
if I forgot some names I'm sorry but I'm struggling to think
I love you all, now let's ask Apey for a drink...........................
MissT
:thumbsup: A star cloud9: cloud9:
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 04, 2018, 01:19:03 AM
To the tune of House of the Rising Sun
There is a place on t'interweb
They call the Virtual pub
Be careful of the in house ale
And best avoid the grub
The Landlord is an odd one
A bucket on his bonce
I've heard said infrequently
That he had hair once
There is a force of nature
And Darwin is his name
Cleaning out the gene pool
Is his favourite game
And then we have the ginger
Nicholas is his name
Given all of his disasters
We aren't quite sure he's sane
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2018, 07:58:40 AM
Post by: Nick on September 04, 2018, 09:31:55 AM
Post by: Steve on September 04, 2018, 11:59:17 AM
There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
. . . .
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 06, 2018, 07:22:55 AM
Or
There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
. . . .
There is a Grump in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
But he also seems to have the hang
Of this songwriting stuff.
rubschin:
Post by: Steve on September 06, 2018, 03:47:16 PM
Or
There is Meister in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
. . . .
There is a Grump in far Cornwall
Says he's a movie buff
But he also seems to have the hang
Of this songwriting stuff.
rubschin:
