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Title: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 07:06:38 AM
That's it. I just wanted to see if it could be done, not that any of those are foods of wrongness to me. whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 07:14:37 AM
Sounds like the ingredients of vomit  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:44:12 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 08:47:07 AM
That's it. I just wanted to see if it could be done, not that any of those are foods of wrongness to me. whistle:

Wha', exactly like?  Shrugs:

Stop twitterin' wumman, and get to the point wil you. Banghead
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 09:35:37 AM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 09:51:28 AM
What could possibly go wrong

Dessicated coconut   sick2:

phew!  Got away with that





Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 10:00:24 AM
Celery sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 10:06:25 AM
Pigs arseholes Pork Scratchings
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 10:07:13 AM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

It's not the first time he's let people down  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 10:17:30 AM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 10:20:36 AM
Treaty of Bickering's a goodun eh



Whitebait
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 10:34:50 AM
Treaty of Bickering's a goodun eh



Whitebait

Or you...  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 12:49:12 PM
Shouldn't it be "Warning: may contain nuts". Or is that misleading?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 12:50:26 PM
Shouldn't it be "Warning: may contain nuts". Or is that misleading?  rubschin:

We had that one once... ::)
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:54:54 PM
Shouldn't it be "Warning: may contain nuts". Or is that misleading?  rubschin:

"Warning does contain nuts" would be more accurate  redface:

Ah just read the new sign so that's a  redface: redface: redface: then
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 12:57:03 PM
Shouldn't it be "Warning: may contain nuts". Or is that misleading?  rubschin:

"Warning does contain nuts" would be more accurate  redface:

Ah just read the new sign so that's a  redface: redface: redface: then

 point:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 01:40:12 PM
it's a fair cop but society is to blame
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 01:45:15 PM
it's a fair cop but society is to blame

 ;D
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 04:55:07 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

Lily Livered bucket bonce  evil:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 05:00:21 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

Lily Livered bucket bonce  evil:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 05:03:30 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

Lily Livered bucket bonce  evil:

Prob the right colour...... noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 06:05:12 PM
Sounds like the ingredients of vomit  noooo:

Beetroot okay but the rest I totally agree.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:05:45 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:11:46 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 06:12:26 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:

 whistle:   
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:13:54 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:


Me too.   noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:17:01 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:


Me too.   noooo:

happy100....  eyes:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:21:58 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:


Me too.   noooo:

happy100....  eyes:


you don't give up do ya?
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 06:27:28 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:


Me too.   noooo:

happy100....  eyes:


you don't give up do ya?

 noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 06:58:52 PM
Cockles n mussels   alive alive o.........   was that a song..... rubschin:

Yes... thank you... I've had that earworm since the thread started....  evil:


Me too.   noooo:

happy100....  eyes:


you don't give up do ya?

 noooo:

  pathead:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 07:15:00 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:19:34 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 07:21:00 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?
shutup:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 23, 2013, 07:25:00 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 07:26:35 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

Is that LL.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 07:51:58 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 07:59:08 PM
 angel1
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 08:08:51 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.


Lucky you. I have a Knob and I can't control him.  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 08:17:36 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.


Lucky you. I have a Knob and I can't control him.  noooo:

I have a knob that you can control....  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 23, 2013, 08:24:05 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.


Lucky you. I have a Knob and I can't control him.  noooo:

I have a knob that you can control....  whistle:


 eeek: For the love of God man, do you never quit?!
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 08:25:11 PM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.


Lucky you. I have a Knob and I can't control him.  noooo:

I have a knob that you can control....  whistle:


 eeek: For the love of God man, do you never quit?!

 noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2013, 11:27:23 AM
The VP is supposed to be 'foods of wrongness' free zone.  I was just testing it like and it seems that BM lied. noooo:

I've changed it... ::)

Not sure Miss D will ever forgive me tho... or you....  noooo:

She has forgiven me. angel1 Or forgotten me. sad24:  Is she wheeling her wheel barrow, through streets broad and narrow?

I have forgiven you Miss C .....you are not the knob controller  lol:

You are right Miss D I do not have a knob. Let alone one I can control.


Lucky you. I have a Knob and I can't control him.  noooo:

I have a knob that you can control....  whistle:


 eeek: For the love of God man, do you never quit?!

 noooo:

She is sounding a bit hormonal BM ...... Back off until next week would be my advice.
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 11:34:57 AM
 scared:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2013, 11:38:53 AM
scared:

 rubschin: You're prolly right Nick ..... Shove over and make room for me will ya.
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 11:39:59 AM
 scared: scared:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 11:51:12 AM

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Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 02:14:49 PM
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 02:38:16 PM
 evil: Am not hormonal so you can come out from behind your sofa you bunch of pansy arsed fags.  ::)


I am actually poorly sick.  sad24:  Got me a dose of LadyFlu.
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 02:48:40 PM
evil: Am not hormonal so you can come out from behind your sofa you bunch of pansy arsed fags.  ::)


I am actually poorly sick.  sad24:  Got me a dose of LadyFlu.

happy100

I've got ManFlu... want to swap snot...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 02:52:07 PM
evil: Am not hormonal so you can come out from behind your sofa you bunch of pansy arsed fags.  ::)


I am actually poorly sick.  sad24:  Got me a dose of LadyFlu.

happy100

I've got ManFlu... want to swap snot...?  eyes:
Oh you and your obsession with echanging bodily fluids.  ::)

We could swap snot, though I warn you mine appears radioactive. Kind of like ectoplasm.  noooo:

Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 02:57:19 PM
evil: Am not hormonal so you can come out from behind your sofa you bunch of pansy arsed fags.  ::)


I am actually poorly sick.  sad24:  Got me a dose of LadyFlu.

happy100

I've got ManFlu... want to swap snot...?  eyes:
Oh you and your obsession with echanging bodily fluids.  ::)

We could swap snot, though I warn you mine appears radioactive. Kind of like ectoplasm.  noooo:

Ectoplasm you say like...?  eyes:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 03:00:42 PM
Ectoplasm is so so a wrongful food.  No matter how many spirits you have with it.
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 03:14:31 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:21:48 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 03:23:56 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:26:01 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 03:29:40 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:

Wha?
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 03:36:26 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:
Oh FFS they're not back again are they bringing down the neighbourhood.  And they breed!
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:36:47 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:

Wha?

When the Russians arrived.... ::)
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Misty on March 24, 2013, 03:38:20 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:

Wha?

When the Russians arrived.... ::)

wtf are you on about? Have you been on the homebrew?
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 03:47:37 PM
Oh dear God.  noooo:
 To both of you.  noooo:

You started it... ::)

Did not

You did... when the Martians landed like....  whistle:

Wha?

When the Russians arrived.... ::)

wtf are you on about? Have you been on the homebrew?

Rag week! ::)
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 24, 2013, 04:03:48 PM
My poor thread, although it may well be argued that menstrual blood is a food of wrongness. ::)
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:11:48 PM
My poor thread, although it may well be argued that menstrual blood is a food of wrongness. ::)

Ugh!  sick2:

Which reminds me....

I went round to a mate's house many years ago just after his Mrs. had plopped a babby out like....  noooo:

They were frying up the placenta and asked me if I wanted some!  Shocked:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 04:14:26 PM
 sick2: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 04:15:57 PM
sick2: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

A food of wrongness if ever there was one...  noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 04:50:16 PM
sick2: :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala :lalalala

A food of wrongness if ever there was one...  noooo:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: GROWLER on March 24, 2013, 04:53:13 PM
My poor thread, although it may well be argued that menstrual blood is a food of wrongness. ::)

Ugh!  sick2:

Which reminds me....

I went round to a mate's house many years ago just after his Mrs. had plopped a babby out like....  noooo:

They were frying up the placenta and asked me if I wanted some!  Shocked:

Well thanks for that BM.  noooo:
REALLY wish I hadn't clicked on this thread now....REALLY.

Would you care to partake in a saucer full of slightly tepid gagged up puke now by chance?
Title: Re: Marmite, beetroot, cockles and mussels.
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 06:17:56 PM
My poor thread, although it may well be argued that menstrual blood is a food of wrongness. ::)

Ugh!  sick2:

Which reminds me....

I went round to a mate's house many years ago just after his Mrs. had plopped a babby out like....  noooo:

They were frying up the placenta and asked me if I wanted some!  Shocked:

Well thanks for that BM.  noooo:
REALLY wish I hadn't clicked on this thread now....REALLY.

Would you care to partake in a saucer full of slightly tepid gagged up puke now by chance?

 noooo: