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Title: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 05:30:06 PM: I am unsure rubschin: Any views?
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 05:32:37 PM: To wash your clothes.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 05:34:38 PM: My underpants might benefit from irradiation :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 05:36:11 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
My underpants might benefit from irradiation :thumbsup:

Take them off first...... noooo:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Snoopy on March 22, 2013, 05:36:49 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 05:30:06 PM
I am unsure rubschin: Any views?

If you don't currently have one then say "Thank You" in a nice manner and on receipt of the gift give her some flowers.
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 05:39:48 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 22, 2013, 05:36:49 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 05:30:06 PM
I am unsure rubschin: Any views?

If you don't currently have one then say "Thank You" in a nice manner and on receipt of the gift give her some flowers.
wot he said ^

Do not steal the flowers from someone's garden
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 06:04:12 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 05:36:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 05:34:38 PM
My underpants might benefit from irradiation :thumbsup:

Take them off first...... noooo:

lol:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:11:49 PM: It's broken and she thinks that you can de-gub it.
She has an excess of microwaves and is donating the worst one to you.
She feels sorry for you.
She is heartily sick of feeding you and is pushing you out of the nest.

Any or all of the above might apply, you could of course ask her or is that too simple?
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM: evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 06:14:20 PM: Did you tell her about going to the mixed sauna?

How many does this one sit? rubschin:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:

May a true word what?
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:19:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:

May a true word what?

Many....... redface: ( I blame Miss T's puter).........
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 06:20:54 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:19:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:

May a true word what?

Many....... redface: ( I blame Miss T's puter).........

Make the bitch type it out for you. whistle:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 09:21:27 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 06:20:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:19:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:

May a true word what?

Many....... redface: ( I blame Miss T's puter).........

Make the bitch type it out for you. whistle:

Oi!.............. evil:

Dickhead
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 09:36:24 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on March 22, 2013, 09:21:27 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 06:20:54 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:19:29 PM
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 22, 2013, 06:16:34 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 06:14:41 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 06:13:23 PM
evil:

I will take it. Let the fireworks commence :thumbsup:

May a true word........... noooo:

May a true word what?

Many....... redface: ( I blame Miss T's puter).........

Make the bitch type it out for you. whistle:

Oi!.............. evil:

Dickhead

What?

Scragbag. noooo:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 10:04:02 PM: ^ ::)
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 11:51:39 PM: I see there's been absolutely NO improvement in co-Cypriot ex pat relations in here over the past week ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 11:53:23 PM: Quote from: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 11:51:39 PM
I see there's been absolutely NO improvement in co-Cypriot ex pat relations in here over the past week ey? whistle:

Bad times ........... noooo: BM is even drinking his home brew...... eeek:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 11:58:59 PM: it's when they start drinking their own urine you know they've really lost it

but "drinking his home brew" you say. The difference being?
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 10:36:04 AM: Quote from: SteveK on March 22, 2013, 11:58:59 PM
it's when they start drinking their own urine you know they've really lost it

but "drinking his home brew" you say. The difference being?

Not much... noooo:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: apc2010 on March 25, 2013, 05:56:50 PM: Has the mircowave arrived yet...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 06:04:26 PM: No, the werld is safe. For now eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Pink Sis wants to give me a microwave
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