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Title: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2013, 06:37:20 PM: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Wheels all set smoothly in motion today eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

If anything, it's all moving forward a bit faster than I expected eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eeek: eeek:

All will be revealed after all the ups and downs are over :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 20, 2013, 06:38:09 PM: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 20, 2013, 06:39:27 PM: And if it is all 'downs and downs'?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 20, 2013, 06:42:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2013, 06:37:20 PM
Wheels all set smoothly in motion today eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

If anything, it's all moving forward a bit faster than I expected eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eeek: eeek:

Those 2 lines have just guaranteed a massive cock up is on the horizon. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 20, 2013, 08:13:36 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2013, 06:37:20 PM
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Wheels all set smoothly in motion today eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

If anything, it's all moving forward a bit faster than I expected eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eeek: eeek:

All will be revealed after all the ups and downs are over :thumbsup:

Does the word Epsom and the month of July feature in this evil plan?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2013, 08:15:29 PM: Nooooooooooooooo angel1 angel1 angel1 angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 20, 2013, 08:18:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 20, 2013, 06:37:20 PM
eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Wheels all set smoothly in motion today eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

If anything, it's all moving forward a bit faster than I expected eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eeek: eeek:

All will be revealed after all the ups and downs are over :thumbsup:

Moving forward........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 20, 2013, 08:22:21 PM: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 21, 2013, 11:36:09 AM: When do you get remarried ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2013, 11:39:01 AM: Oh nnoes, when this comes off I shall be rich, RICH I TELLS YA eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:43:38 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 11:39:01 AM
Oh nnoes, when this comes off I shall be rich, RICH I TELLS YA eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Invest in Cyprus........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2013, 11:47:15 AM: At this rate I'll be able to buy it :thumbsup:

Oh and eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 21, 2013, 11:50:23 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:43:38 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 11:39:01 AM
Oh nnoes, when this comes off I shall be rich, RICH I TELLS YA eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Invest in Cyprus........ :thumbsup:

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 11:47:15 AM
At this rate I'll be able to buy it :thumbsup:

Oh and eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

rubschin: World Domination ...... Good plan ~ start small and the world could be your lobster.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2013, 11:53:39 AM: I could evict all the troublemakers rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:56:31 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 11:53:39 AM
I could evict all the troublemakers rubschin:

You would be busy for a long time......... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2013, 12:56:15 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 11:53:39 AM
I could evict all the troublemakers rubschin:
methinks this evil plan is similar to my all new kept under wraps secret cunning but not quite so evil plan
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM: The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 21, 2013, 01:26:06 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:

Your long lost son? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 01:26:54 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:

Stealing all his dough....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 21, 2013, 01:28:43 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:
Will fly on the wall webcam be available?

Quote from: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 01:26:54 PM
. . . .
Stealing all his dough....... rubschin:
happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 21, 2013, 04:00:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:

A "Confirmed Bachelor" ?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 21, 2013, 04:08:43 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 21, 2013, 01:26:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 21, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
The only thing that troubles me about this cunning plan ( eveilgrin:) is that the moment is rapidly approaching when I shall have to be a complete bastard to an Australian pastry chef rubschin:

Your long lost son? rubschin:

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 01:58:11 PM: Jack calls to say that the evil plan ( eveilgrin:) is proceeding towards Phase 2 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 02:00:02 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 01:58:11 PM
Jack calls to say that the evil plan ( eveilgrin:) is proceeding towards Phase 2 eveilgrin:

That would be Jack Shi'ite I presume?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 02:28:03 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 02:00:02 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 01:58:11 PM
Jack calls to say that the evil plan ( eveilgrin:) is proceeding towards Phase 2 eveilgrin:

That would be Jack Shi'ite I presume?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 02:31:42 PM: Jack is so excited that he calls, texts and e mails simultaneously everytime there is a development noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 02:35:09 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 02:31:42 PM
Jack is so excited that he calls, texts and e mails simultaneously everytime there is a development noooo:

Is he thinking out the box,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 03:31:59 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 02:35:09 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 02:31:42 PM
Jack is so excited that he calls, texts and e mails simultaneously everytime there is a development noooo:

Is he thinking out the box,,,,,,, whistle:

Definitely finger on the pulse.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 03:34:31 PM: Jack will make far more munny out of this than he deserves noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 03:38:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 03:34:31 PM
Jack will make far more munny out of this than he deserves noooo:

Does he need that explained to him?

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Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 01:09:46 PM: Special Agent Lara eyes: calls to pass on some new information.

Oh, and eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 01:19:01 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 01:21:30 PM: The Pastry Chef has no idea what is going on eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 01:24:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 01:21:30 PM
The Pastry Chef has no idea what is going on eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

He's not alone in that... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 01:28:09 PM: Next critical event: 3.20 today eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 01:51:53 PM: ~~The ambulance chasers~~ Sky News will be on site?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 02:40:30 PM: Meanwhile on a parallel thread elsewhere, Jack and Lara write... "Damn, we'd have got away with it if it wasn't for that ginger buffoon blabbing in that bloody pub"
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 02:42:40 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 23, 2013, 02:40:30 PM
Meanwhile on a parallel thread elsewhere, Jack and Lara write... "Damn, we'd have got away with it if it wasn't for that ginger buffoon blabbing in that bloody pub"

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 23, 2013, 04:20:29 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 22, 2013, 02:31:42 PM
Jack is so excited that he calls, texts and e mails simultaneously everytime there is a development noooo:

I bet he can rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time too. noooo:

Anyhoo it is well past 3.20 and still we have no news I wonder if something has gone wrong, no it couldn't have could it?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:23:23 PM: It is a bit quiet scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 04:24:21 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 04:23:23 PM
It is a bit quiet scared2:

Your next cake may need a file in...... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 04:27:32 PM: It's like that moment in the Russia House (cracking film BTW) when it takes hours for the rouble to fall and they work out they've been had
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:45:02 PM: I have to admit, this is sounding less like Goldfinger and more like Gubfinger rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:48:54 PM: Agent Lara has checked in. Next critical date: March 26th :thumbsup:

SHe is smiley with great legs :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:53:12 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Ft%2FFlexible-SMILEY-SMILE-FACE-Critter-w-Arms-Legs-L-K-%2F16%2F%21B6y7SO%21CWk%7E%24%28KGrHqJ%2C%21hIEyr78l%2CKrBMyb6gi2wg%7E%7E-1_35.JPG&hash=2e2d928680a58152a4f1e076e8aca7c368dcbc36)

rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Pastis on March 23, 2013, 05:00:44 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:45:02 PM
I have to admit, this is sounding less like Goldfinger and more like Gubfinger rubschin:

The Gubfather part XLV rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 05:01:06 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 23, 2013, 04:53:12 PM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.ebayimg.com%2Ft%2FFlexible-SMILEY-SMILE-FACE-Critter-w-Arms-Legs-L-K-%2F16%2F%21B6y7SO%21CWk%7E%24%28KGrHqJ%2C%21hIEyr78l%2CKrBMyb6gi2wg%7E%7E-1_35.JPG&hash=2e2d928680a58152a4f1e076e8aca7c368dcbc36)

rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 06:56:56 PM: This is dragging out longer than the Cyprus problem....... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2013, 07:17:01 PM: Could they be connected? eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 07:20:21 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 24, 2013, 07:17:01 PM
Could they be connected? eeek:

;D ;D eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 07:21:03 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
This is dragging out longer than the Cyprus problem....... noooo:
6-8 more weeks I think eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 07:22:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 07:21:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
This is dragging out longer than the Cyprus problem....... noooo:
6-8 more weeks I think eveilgrin:

For Cyprus...... eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 12:22:38 PM: Feck moi eeek: eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2013, 12:26:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 07:21:03 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 06:56:56 PM
This is dragging out longer than the Cyprus problem....... noooo:
6-8 more weeks I think eveilgrin:

Can we rename this "the all new Nick strings us along" thread?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 12:35:33 PM: on noes, it is rampaging away eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2013, 12:46:47 PM: but Nick 6-8 weeks is longer than some of us have been members; longer than the half life of the average Cyprus government; time enough for 15 new batches of Barman's brew; time for Miss D to kill the mental ex, be tried and get off thanks to Alibis-R-Us, write up her account and have it serialised in the Daily Scum; time enough for us all to get rich on turnip futures

And you expect us to be patient awaiting the denouement of you evil plan? noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 12:48:41 PM: Could be quick lol: eeek: Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 25, 2013, 01:38:55 PM: Given Nick's track record with calamities and cock ups I'd be happier with it taking longer Steve, it gives us more time to run for the hills when the inevitable happens. lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 25, 2013, 01:40:36 PM: Ah yes there is that
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 25, 2013, 05:52:51 PM: Secret AgentLara call again. Feck moi, this is going a bit quicker than I thought. eeek: eeek:

Oh and eeek: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 11:08:39 AM: This is going splendidly eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 26, 2013, 11:11:13 AM: Car crash... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 12:38:15 PM: Phase 2 is complete eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

Now I have to deal with the pastry chef
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 26, 2013, 05:47:14 PM: When you say deal do you mean 'deal' as in 'under the patio' deal? scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 06:44:25 PM: Phase 3 commenced scared2:

This is the tricky bit scared2:

I am taking on the Pastry Chef and I am scared scared2: scared2: scared2:

Mind you, she is a hippy rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 03:10:08 PM: She has gone awfully quiet scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Snoopy on March 27, 2013, 03:13:04 PM: Tell her a "Big Boy" made you do it. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 03:16:08 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on March 27, 2013, 03:13:04 PM
Tell her a "Big Boy" made you do it. whistle:

Don't blame me! cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 27, 2013, 04:44:05 PM: There was an advert for something called Tossimo I think. I wonder why?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 08:04:46 PM: A surrender e mail floods in eveilgrin:

Phase 3 now under way eveilgrin:

This calls for a trip to Flea Bay :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:06:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:04:46 PM
A surrender e mail floods in eveilgrin:

Phase 3 now under way eveilgrin:

This calls for a trip to Flea Bay :thumbsup:

rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 08:11:26 PM: Earlier events today involved a lengthy questionnaire about mining eeek: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:11:56 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:04:46 PM
A surrender e mail floods in eveilgrin:

Phase 3 now under way eveilgrin:

This calls for a trip to Flea Bay :thumbsup:

A boiler......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 08:13:30 PM: Nope

ANd tomorrow I have a meeting with a laydee in a street called Beast Market Hill eeek: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 27, 2013, 08:15:15 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:13:30 PM
Nope

ANd tomorrow I have a meeting with a laydee in a street called Beast Market Hill eeek: eveilgrin:

Triple Six. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:15:43 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:13:30 PM
Nope

ANd tomorrow I have a meeting with a laydee in a street called Beast Market Hill eeek: eveilgrin:

Her or the street........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:17:29 PM: * yawns *
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:18:20 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:17:29 PM
* yawns *

It is past your bedtime........ whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 08:18:40 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:15:43 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:13:30 PM
Nope

ANd tomorrow I have a meeting with a laydee in a street called Beast Market Hill eeek: eveilgrin:

Her or the street........ rubschin:
The street, you chimp ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:19:22 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 08:18:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 27, 2013, 08:17:29 PM
* yawns *

It is past your bedtime........ whistle:

Yes.... redface:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:26:12 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 27, 2013, 08:13:30 PM
Nope

ANd tomorrow I have a meeting with a laydee in a street called Beast Market Hill eeek: eveilgrin:

Our camera is in place

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Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 27, 2013, 08:36:07 PM: eeek: scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on March 27, 2013, 08:39:33 PM: Sadly our camera android has had a fatal stack error
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2013, 09:42:08 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 26, 2013, 06:44:25 PM
I am taking on the Pastry Chef and I am scared scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you a gingerbread man or a mouse? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 09:47:10 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2013, 09:42:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 26, 2013, 06:44:25 PM
I am taking on the Pastry Chef and I am scared scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you a gingerbread man or a mouse? whistle:

A mousse........... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2013, 10:04:07 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 09:47:10 PM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on March 27, 2013, 09:42:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 26, 2013, 06:44:25 PM
I am taking on the Pastry Chef and I am scared scared2: scared2: scared2:

Are you a gingerbread man or a mouse? whistle:

A mousse........... whistle:

That just takes the cake whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 02:25:25 PM: Well, that went splendidly eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 03:54:24 PM: Special Agent Lara (tartan mini skirt, black tights eyes:) calls to insert a small spanner in the works. Time to kick bottom (as the Americans say) but Pam is not in till Wednesday rubschin:

Wednesday it is then eveilgrin: evil:

Katie at Beast Market Hill gave me a biscuit cloud9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:01:05 PM: and a .... pathead: rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on March 28, 2013, 06:02:52 PM: Quote from: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 06:01:05 PM
and a .... pathead: rubschin:

lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 03, 2013, 03:01:40 PM: Well, Phase 3 is progressing well eveilgrin: And now I am doing a bit of werk on final Phase 4 eveilgrin:

Pam is now being difficult, so kick up the arse tomorrow eveilgrin:

When Phase 4 done it shall be finished eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 03, 2013, 06:42:32 PM: tunble:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2013, 08:11:27 PM: I'm betting it'll end up at the Old Bailey.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 03, 2013, 08:22:17 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2013, 08:11:27 PM
I'm betting it'll end up at the Old Bailey.
or the Jeremy Kyle show
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 03, 2013, 09:18:53 PM: Quote from: Steve on April 03, 2013, 08:22:17 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 03, 2013, 08:11:27 PM
I'm betting it'll end up at the Old Bailey.
or the Jeremy Kyle show

Time for your Philpot jokes ........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 05, 2013, 02:13:04 PM: Phases 3 and 4 now progressing smoothly eveilgrin:

Another kick up the arse for Pam due on Monday eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 05, 2013, 02:21:14 PM: tunble:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2013, 01:27:09 PM: Feck moi eeek: Things have taken an unexpected turn eeek: eeek:

Vanessa Redgrave just called and wants to buy me lunch Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 08, 2013, 01:28:52 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 08, 2013, 01:27:09 PM
Feck moi eeek: Things have taken an unexpected turn eeek: eeek:

Vanessa Redgrave just called and wants to buy me lunch Shocked:

Don't rub her knees.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 01:39:27 PM: or ask her if she knows anything about old boilers. There might be a terrible misunderstooking
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 08, 2013, 01:47:01 PM: It seems she is the banker Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Pastis on April 08, 2013, 05:00:22 PM: eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2013, 06:13:40 PM: If she is the banker who is going to pay the ferryman?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 08, 2013, 07:36:22 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 08, 2013, 01:47:01 PM
It seems she is the banker Shocked:
Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 08, 2013, 06:13:40 PM
If she is the banker who is going to pay the ferryman?
lol:

Or could it be the one that Noel Edmunds speaks to?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2013, 09:45:38 AM: Looks like Pam has finally got her arse in gear :thumbsup: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2013, 12:37:28 PM: rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fa9w4ev6hd%2Fpink_frilly_knickers_1.jpg&hash=cdf5a520f12363f709839f8942c7afd56f6b26d4) (http://postimg.org/image/a9w4ev6hd/)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2013, 12:38:58 PM: Looks more like Special Agent Lara actually rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 09, 2013, 12:43:24 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 09, 2013, 12:37:28 PM
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs24.postimg.org%2Fa9w4ev6hd%2Fpink_frilly_knickers_1.jpg&hash=cdf5a520f12363f709839f8942c7afd56f6b26d4) (http://postimg.org/image/a9w4ev6hd/)

lol: lol: lol:

eyes:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 09, 2013, 04:47:10 PM: Oh Pam calls ::) Why? She wants £150 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 04:53:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 09, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
Oh Pam calls ::) Why? She wants £150 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She fixes boilers........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 09, 2013, 05:24:45 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 09, 2013, 04:53:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 09, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
Oh Pam calls ::) Why? She wants £150 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

She fixes boilers........ rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 09, 2013, 08:35:22 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 09, 2013, 04:47:10 PM
Oh Pam calls ::) Why? She wants £150

Short or long time?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2013, 08:18:23 AM: Off to see Simon (Phase 4)

Oh and eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 08:19:21 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2013, 08:18:23 AM
Off to see Simon (Phase 4)

Oh and eveilgrin:

To see what he says,.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 08:28:28 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2013, 08:18:23 AM
Off to see Simon (Phase 4)

Oh and eveilgrin:

To see what he says,.......... rubschin:

lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 09:21:48 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 08:19:21 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2013, 08:18:23 AM
Off to see Simon (Phase 4)

Oh and eveilgrin:

To see what he says,.......... rubschin:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 10, 2013, 09:44:47 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 08, 2013, 01:27:09 PM
Feck moi eeek: Things have taken an unexpected turn eeek: eeek:

Vanessa Redgrave just called and wants to buy me lunch Shocked:

Ask her if she remembers buying some petrol and two blank video cassettes from an Elf garage in Queenstown Road, Battersea sometime in 1985. She paid by credit card. I served her and was my usual polite and chirpy self.

My god she was a miserable cow. evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 09:49:14 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 09:44:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 08, 2013, 01:27:09 PM
Feck moi eeek: Things have taken an unexpected turn eeek: eeek:

Vanessa Redgrave just called and wants to buy me lunch Shocked:

Ask her if she remembers buying some petrol and two blank video cassettes from an Elf garage in Queenstown Road, Battersea sometime in 1985. She paid by credit card. I served her and was my usual polite and chirpy self.

My god she was a miserable cow. evil:

Ask her if she bought petrol from the Elf! happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 09:54:01 AM: Quote from: Barman on April 10, 2013, 09:49:14 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 09:44:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 08, 2013, 01:27:09 PM
Feck moi eeek: Things have taken an unexpected turn eeek: eeek:

Vanessa Redgrave just called and wants to buy me lunch Shocked:

Ask her if she remembers buying some petrol and two blank video cassettes from an Elf garage in Queenstown Road, Battersea sometime in 1985. She paid by credit card. I served her and was my usual polite and chirpy self.

My god she was a miserable cow. evil:

Ask her if she bought petrol from the Elf! happy001

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2013, 09:55:18 AM: happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM: You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:11:30 AM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:

You get overlooked as it is. ;)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 10:11:53 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:

You get overlooked as it is. ;)

drumroll:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM: Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 10:15:45 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:11:30 AM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:

You get overlooked as it is. ;)

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 10, 2013, 10:26:38 AM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?

It'll be like the Sweeney. The baddies will be in the car that's no great loss when it turns over in the car chase. Goodies will be Tim Brooke Taylor etc

Hope that helps
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 10, 2013, 10:46:50 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?

It'll be like the Sweeney. The baddies will be in the car that's no great loss when it turns over in the car chase. Goodies will be Tim Brooke Taylor etc

Hope that helps

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 10:47:01 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 10, 2013, 10:26:38 AM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?

It'll be like the Sweeney. The baddies will be in the car that's no great loss when it turns over in the car chase. Goodies will be Tim Brooke Taylor etc

Hope that helps

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 10, 2013, 11:17:21 AM: Well that went well :thumbsup:

Oh and eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 10, 2013, 11:25:25 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 10, 2013, 11:17:21 AM
Well that went well :thumbsup:

Oh and eveilgrin:

tunble:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2013, 12:02:55 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:

They will put up a statue at Gatwick as a memorial.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm7.static.flickr.com%2F6202%2F6047120784_ac136168b4.jpg&hash=19338b6d1d930e0ed6c857b6fe352c88df754c1a)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 10, 2013, 05:51:38 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 10, 2013, 12:02:55 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Youngs) on April 10, 2013, 10:00:59 AM
You'll miss me when I'm gone sad32:

They will put up a statue at Gatwick as a memorial.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm7.static.flickr.com%2F6202%2F6047120784_ac136168b4.jpg&hash=19338b6d1d930e0ed6c857b6fe352c88df754c1a)

drumroll:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 11:09:44 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?

Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie, not sure about the baddies. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 10, 2013, 11:15:14 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 11:09:44 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 10, 2013, 10:12:53 AM
Has anyone figured out who are the goodies and who are the baddies yet?

Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden and Bill Oddie, not sure about the baddies. whistle:

drumroll:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 11:16:21 PM: Can't believe nobody beat me to it Apey lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 11, 2013, 07:13:07 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Can't believe nobody beat me to it Apey lol:
Ahem cry:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 11, 2013, 10:33:25 AM: Quote from: Steve on April 11, 2013, 07:13:07 AM
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 10, 2013, 11:16:21 PM
Can't believe nobody beat me to it Apey lol:
Ahem cry:

Quite so....AFFS!
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2013, 11:43:05 PM: redface:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 04:22:40 AM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 11, 2013, 11:43:05 PM
redface:

point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM: Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:16:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 02:19:16 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 02:19:53 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

Why isn't this in the "where are you today" thread...? ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:21:51 PM: Fuck off you twat
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 02:23:20 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:21:51 PM
Fuck off you twat

sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:24:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:21:51 PM
Fuck off you twat

Potty mouth......... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:26:00 PM: And where is Foggy? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:28:31 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:26:00 PM
And where is Foggy? rubschin:

Recovering.........
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 02:30:30 PM: That Kama Sutra purchase was not a good plan noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Misty on April 12, 2013, 06:45:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:26:00 PM
And where is Foggy? rubschin:

what the fuck are you implying? evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 06:47:03 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 12, 2013, 06:45:27 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:26:00 PM
And where is Foggy? rubschin:

what the fuck are you implying? evil:

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 06:48:15 PM: I thought you might have a few dislocations redface:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Misty on April 12, 2013, 06:50:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 06:48:15 PM
I thought you might have a few dislocations redface:

oh noes, I'm all bendy like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 12, 2013, 06:52:41 PM: Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 06:55:04 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on April 12, 2013, 06:50:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 06:48:15 PM
I thought you might have a few dislocations redface:

oh noes, I'm all bendy like. :thumbsup:

She is! Drool:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2013, 07:05:19 PM: How bendy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F5e0e3miev%2Flarge_comp_cirquedusoleil.jpg&hash=0bcd274b8a7125deb006fd4db81f8ffe183f66a8) (http://postimg.org/image/5e0e3miev/)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 12, 2013, 07:07:29 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 12, 2013, 07:05:19 PM
How bendy?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs23.postimg.org%2F5e0e3miev%2Flarge_comp_cirquedusoleil.jpg&hash=0bcd274b8a7125deb006fd4db81f8ffe183f66a8) (http://postimg.org/image/5e0e3miev/)

Less makeup.... lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2013, 10:19:35 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:

Her? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on April 14, 2013, 12:55:28 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2013, 10:19:35 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on April 12, 2013, 02:16:37 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 12, 2013, 02:15:15 PM
Cow TV again

Vanessa R: what a raddled old bitch

At least she paid

http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/ (http://www.the-ivy.co.uk/set-menu/)

But she was trying to be nice, and it showed. An act

Anyhoo, we met at £1400

What the fuck did you eat....... eeek: eeek:

Her? whistle:

I think that I will have nightmares tonight, that is not a nice image. noooo: evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 14, 2013, 03:08:23 PM: She looked a bit stringy to me sick2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 14, 2013, 03:58:51 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 14, 2013, 03:08:23 PM
She looked a bit stringy to me sick2:

This sort of stringy? (http://www.4shared.com/mp3/6Xlb4BM5/Bach_-_Air_on_a_g_string.htm)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on April 14, 2013, 04:04:34 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 14, 2013, 03:08:23 PM
She looked a bit stringy to me sick2:
So you went to lunch with a puppet of Vanessa Regrave. eeek:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.puppetrymuseum.org%2Fimages%2FAsia-OldLady2.jpg&hash=1da867cb02d581099159423097c5e20acf10e2f7)

strangerer and strangerer. What did she have to drink? Furniture polish?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 18, 2013, 09:08:34 AM: Phase 2 now complete eveilgrin:

Phase 3 complete by end of April IF Vanessa Redgrave pulls her finger out. evil:

Oh and eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM: I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 01:11:53 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

Yeah but we got this thread ....... ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM: Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:55:07 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Correctomundo. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:58:31 PM: Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:55:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Correctomundo. Thumbs:

cloud9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on April 20, 2013, 08:00:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:58:31 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:55:07 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Correctmongo. Thumbs:

cloud9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on May 07, 2013, 05:18:28 PM: Did anyone ever find out what the F this was all about?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2013, 05:20:22 PM: Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Mong the Merciless whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 07, 2013, 05:27:06 PM: Phase 2 terminates Monday at noon eveilgrin:

Phase 3 progressing eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on May 07, 2013, 07:48:58 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2013, 05:20:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Mong the Merciless whistle:

lol: lol:

So not going for the simple way after phase eh? It will all end in tears before bedtime. noooo:

Cor how does that 'hide enclosed from suspicious visitors' work then? How do you know a suspicious visitor when you see one, if they are really suspicious you might not see them at all then you wouldn't be able to hide anything. I am sorry I asked now but it still begs the question.....
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2013, 05:33:48 PM: Can't think why but Nick's exploits reminded me of this..

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html (http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 09, 2013, 07:30:39 PM: Quote from: Grumpmeister on May 07, 2013, 05:20:22 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 07:54:15 PM
Quote from: Baldy on April 20, 2013, 07:53:20 PM
Quote from: Barman on April 20, 2013, 01:17:35 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on April 20, 2013, 01:09:43 PM
I have just discovered I could have avoided all this evil plan stuff and solved my problem more simply Banghead cussing: Banghead cussing:

You don't say...? ::)

Do we need a vote for the amount of mongness?

nope.

I think we all agree 100%

Mong the Merciless whistle:

Mong the mong more like.... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 09, 2013, 08:00:55 PM: Mong the Merciless fits in more with the evil plan theme BM. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 13, 2013, 12:44:36 PM: Phase 2 complete

Must phone Jack and Agent Lara about progress on Phase 3 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 03:53:36 PM: This is dragging on a bit. Had to hide from Vanessa Redgrave on Saturday but Lara can give me no more information noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 04:05:09 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 03:53:36 PM
This is dragging on a bit. Had to hide from Vanessa Redgrave on Saturday but Lara can give me no more information noooo:
A fecking bit........ eeek: when I was at skool they said a story must be interesting ,,ie start , middle , end .......
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 04:14:56 PM: Oaf. If it doesn't make some moves by Wednesday I am fvcked scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 04:50:15 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 04:14:56 PM
Oaf. If it doesn't make some moves by Wednesday I am fvcked scared2:

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 04:56:34 PM: Shrugs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:07:28 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 04:56:34 PM
Shrugs:

we need to know your objective ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM: Munny eveilgrin: What else?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:12:05 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Munny eveilgrin: What else?

Sex or many other things that make people smile ..........my evil plan came together tonight coz the guy who tried to get 1 up on me got sacked ...

(don't know why whistle: )
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on May 20, 2013, 05:13:26 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Munny eveilgrin: What else?

Sex or many other things that make people smile ..........my evil plan came together tonight coz the guy who tried to get 1 up on me got sacked ...

(don't know why whistle: )

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:18:56 PM: Quote from: boogs on May 20, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Munny eveilgrin: What else?

Sex or many other things that make people smile ..........my evil plan came together tonight coz the guy who tried to get 1 up on me got sacked ...

(don't know why whistle: )

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

like I said ...most people here .I have started ,,,but they is a way of doing things .........

I got a call 3 days ago where a guy said to me ..i owe you money ,,because I got him started 2 years ago ...... :thumbsup: not a clue why ...but now I will promote him ..
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 07:53:15 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:18:56 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 20, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Munny eveilgrin: What else?

Sex or many other things that make people smile ..........my evil plan came together tonight coz the guy who tried to get 1 up on me got sacked ...

(don't know why whistle: )

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

like I said ...most people here .I have started ,,,but they is a way of doing things .........

I got a call 3 days ago where a guy said to me ..i owe you money ,,because I got him started 2 years ago ...... :thumbsup: not a clue why ...but now I will promote him ..

Did you have anything to do with that Aliki Chrysochou that was on Britains Got Talent on Saturday night rubschin: She was on the telly this morning and said she'd done a bit in Cyprus
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 09:32:16 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 20, 2013, 07:53:15 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:18:56 PM
Quote from: boogs on May 20, 2013, 05:13:26 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on May 20, 2013, 05:12:05 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 20, 2013, 05:08:25 PM
Munny eveilgrin: What else?

Sex or many other things that make people smile ..........my evil plan came together tonight coz the guy who tried to get 1 up on me got sacked ...

(don't know why whistle: )

:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

like I said ...most people here .I have started ,,,but they is a way of doing things .........

I got a call 3 days ago where a guy said to me ..i owe you money ,,because I got him started 2 years ago ...... :thumbsup: not a clue why ...but now I will promote him ..

Did you have anything to do with that Aliki Chrysochou that was on Britains Got Talent on Saturday night rubschin: She was on the telly this morning and said she'd done a bit in Cyprus

Not yet,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 03:26:37 PM: Vanessa Redgrave is a pain in the arse Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on May 22, 2013, 03:31:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:26:37 PM
Vanessa Redgrave is a pain in the arse Banghead Banghead Banghead

I think you dream of that wumman.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 03:34:10 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:26:37 PM
Vanessa Redgrave is a pain in the arse Banghead Banghead Banghead

Imagine what the poor woman says about you! point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM: I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 03:43:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

She prolly says "mug" then! point:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 03:44:29 PM: thatsit: thatsit: thatsit: Explode:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on May 22, 2013, 04:00:54 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 03:43:17 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

She prolly says "mug" then! point:

:thumbsup: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 05:47:04 PM: Oh fvcking fantastic. She wants to come round again Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 05:50:08 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 05:47:04 PM
Oh fvcking fantastic. She wants to come round again Banghead Banghead Banghead

Are you sure it isn't Carly Simon....? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 05:52:02 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead

Fortunately I will be out with the scary laydee barrister at the time, but I have to hide everything in the owld Sierra evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 05:57:59 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 05:52:02 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Banghead Banghead

Fortunately I will be out with the scary laydee barrister at the time, but I have to hide everything in the owld Sierra evil:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.thecarconnection.com%2Fmed%2Fcar-on-fire_100178747_m.jpg&hash=48e2cb31d1e6f3e106438842a3d313cf32cac1f3)

noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 06:01:29 PM: When this is finished I will fly to Smugland and kill you cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 06:05:06 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
When this is finished I will fly to Smugland and kill you cussing: cussing: cussing:

cloud9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on May 22, 2013, 06:41:01 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 05:50:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 05:47:04 PM
Oh fvcking fantastic. She wants to come round again Banghead Banghead Banghead

Are you sure it isn't Carly Simon....? rubschin:
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:50:32 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

What does the rug look like

[hides from Growler]
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:51:28 PM: Quote from: Barman on May 22, 2013, 05:50:08 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 05:47:04 PM
Oh fvcking fantastic. She wants to come round again Banghead Banghead Banghead

Are you sure it isn't Carly Simon....? rubschin:

drumroll:

lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on May 22, 2013, 06:53:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 05:47:04 PM
Oh fvcking fantastic. She wants to come round again Banghead Banghead Banghead

If you've paid her 2 grand she perhaps feel you have not had your munny's worth..... eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 07:01:59 PM: This is not going well noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 22, 2013, 07:02:32 PM: Quote from: Just One More on May 22, 2013, 06:50:32 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

What does the rug look like

[hides from Growler]

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 22, 2013, 07:03:33 PM: And you can go and feck yourself Angry9:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 22, 2013, 11:21:37 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
And you can go and feck yourself Angry9:

Potty mouth....... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 23, 2013, 12:09:26 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 06:01:29 PM
When this is finished I will fly to Smugland and kill you cussing: cussing: cussing:

Judging from your track record should we start a Where's ~~Wally~~ Nick thread?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on May 23, 2013, 04:52:39 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 07:03:33 PM
And you can go and feck yourself Angry9:

Tsk, tsk.... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: barmisspah? on May 23, 2013, 01:00:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 22, 2013, 03:41:29 PM
I have just given the owld cow 2000 snotters Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9:

I hope you got a receipt.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:26:11 AM: Waiting for THE CALL from Special Agent Lara scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 10:31:16 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 28, 2013, 10:26:11 AM
Waiting for THE CALL from Special Agent Lara scared2:

The tension is killing us........
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:32:18 AM: It's taking its toll on me noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on May 28, 2013, 10:33:39 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 28, 2013, 10:32:18 AM
It's taking its toll on me noooo:

You need a weekend break....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 10:34:20 AM: rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 04:19:17 PM: YAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 04:40:28 PM: NickSick Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on May 28, 2013, 05:20:21 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 28, 2013, 04:40:28 PM
NickSick Shocked: Shocked: Shocked:

Sounds like a case of defeat snatched from the jaws of victory, or just another day in the life of Nick. rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 06:04:26 PM: Vanessa said yes!!!!

Full steam ahead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on May 28, 2013, 06:31:43 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 28, 2013, 06:04:26 PM
Vanessa said yes!!!!

Full steam ahead

Have you got the snotters now to buy your own tent like?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 28, 2013, 06:33:10 PM: Nah noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on May 29, 2013, 03:55:56 PM: That Pam is dragging her feet Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on May 29, 2013, 10:40:12 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on May 29, 2013, 03:55:56 PM
That Pam is dragging her feet Banghead Banghead Banghead

She wishes she'd looked after her teeth I expect.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 03:41:24 PM: Yay, docs signed, witnessed by drunks and sent off by GOD

What can possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on June 12, 2013, 03:44:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 12, 2013, 03:41:24 PM
Yay, docs signed, witnessed by drunks and sent off by GOD

What can possibly go wrong?

Your input? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 12, 2013, 03:45:47 PM: I can shag that one on the left :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM: FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 04:26:27 PM: Moron noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:34:12 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:

Even here, although the year may be 1950 rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 04:35:12 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fo06gwrg5p%2F3465af3647f146139523fa2a4df94f96_0_1.jpg&hash=658f2bd1f3a31136e6a911b0c92511826870722f) (http://postimg.org/image/o06gwrg5p/)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:35:55 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:35:12 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimg.org%2Fo06gwrg5p%2F3465af3647f146139523fa2a4df94f96_0_1.jpg&hash=658f2bd1f3a31136e6a911b0c92511826870722f) (http://postimg.org/image/o06gwrg5p/)
angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:39:43 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:

Even here, although the year may be 1950 rubschin:

Watch out for that Jimmy bloke....... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:46:56 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:

Even here, although the year may be 1950 rubschin:

I've got a watch like that.... noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 05:16:51 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:

Even here, although the year may be 1950 rubschin:

I've got a watch like that.... noooo:
What, stuck at 10 to 8?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 18, 2013, 05:20:04 PM: Wine o clock eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048 eastdrink048
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 18, 2013, 06:23:24 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 05:16:51 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:46:56 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 18, 2013, 04:34:12 PM
Quote from: Barman on June 18, 2013, 04:28:21 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on June 18, 2013, 04:25:14 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:

Still Tuesday here........ rubschin:
#

Here too.... rubschin:

Even here, although the year may be 1950 rubschin:

I've got a watch like that.... noooo:
What, stuck at 10 to 8?

Yes! lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 18, 2013, 08:29:58 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 18, 2013, 04:24:09 PM
FRIDAY Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001: Party001:
dare we assume THIS Friday?

Mr Calendar reliably informs me that December 13th is a Friday
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 01:40:47 PM: ANOTHER BLOODY WEEK Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 03:55:54 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 01:40:47 PM
ANOTHER BLOODY WEEK Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:

Was that a spoonerism...? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 04:16:10 PM: Quote from: Barman on June 20, 2013, 03:55:54 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 01:40:47 PM
ANOTHER BLOODY WEEK Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:

Was that a spoonerism...? rubschin:

happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 04:17:55 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 05:33:38 PM: We await news of the reduced "take it or leave it offer"

gazundering I believe it's called
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 05:35:45 PM: I am as furious as a furious thing. Have set my solicitor to Rottweiler mode Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 20, 2013, 05:54:39 PM: Surely all that will do is let the buyer know you are likely to accept a reduced offer
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 05:55:22 PM: No. It is just stupid delays Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:23:13 PM: Cyprus breaths a sigh of relief. Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 20, 2013, 07:23:38 PM: Quote from: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:23:13 PM
Cyprus breaths a sigh of relief. Thumbs:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM: Still on for about the 9th :thumbsup: Foggy is helping me with her helping hand
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 07:25:56 PM: Foggy. noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 08:27:47 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
Still on for about the 9th :thumbsup: Foggy is helping me with her helping hand
That will give yours a rest I suppose.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:29:39 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 08:27:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
Still on for about the 9th :thumbsup: Foggy is helping me with her helping hand
That will give yours a rest I suppose.

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on June 20, 2013, 08:45:31 PM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 21, 2013, 04:54:05 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 08:27:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
Still on for about the 9th :thumbsup: Foggy is helping me with her helping hand
That will give yours a rest I suppose.

drumroll:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 11:24:16 AM: Pam has gone to ground again Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 11:37:20 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:24:16 AM
Pam has gone to ground again Banghead Banghead Banghead
The body has been buried you say
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 11:38:30 AM: Before long if she doesn't call me Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 21, 2013, 11:43:18 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 11:38:30 AM
Before long if she doesn't call me Banghead Banghead Banghead

Put CCTV outside her office....... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 12:00:35 PM: Always distrust people who have no incentive to actually see a deal closed
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 12:10:02 PM: Quote from: boogs on June 20, 2013, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 20, 2013, 08:27:47 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM
Still on for about the 9th :thumbsup: Foggy is helping me with her helping hand
That will give yours a rest I suppose.

happy001

Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 12:10:52 PM: But you are angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Misty on June 21, 2013, 12:32:40 PM: angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 02:03:05 PM: Pam calls. She will call again in an hour Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 02:30:43 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 02:03:05 PM
Pam calls. She will call again in an hour Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Did you mean 'Palm'?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 02:32:37 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 02:37:14 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 02:32:37 PM
Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:

I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD cussing:

pathead:

Shouldn't have done it on the cheap.

scared:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 02:46:56 PM: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode: Explode:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 04:04:12 PM: Friday

16:58

Vanessa coughs up, the bitch
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 04:05:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 04:04:12 PM
Friday

16:58

Vanessa coughs

How old was she?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 04:10:27 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 04:04:12 PM
Friday

16:58

Vanessa coughs up, the bitch

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: Definite
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 04:21:06 PM: YES

But what a BITCH cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 04:34:41 PM: So is that it, all done, the end of the saga?

Sort of like the end of a long opera, except no fat lady singing and we stayed awake throughout but still an anti climax
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 04:35:43 PM: :lalalala
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 04:38:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 21, 2013, 04:21:06 PM
YES

But what a BITCH cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Still you can calm down now and concentrate on the maggots ... Or If you have a flat left when you come back here.... eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 21, 2013, 04:40:32 PM: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender: surrender:

I am wrung out
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 04:49:21 PM: Idea... When you are coming back next week you could have a hunt the maggot party with a prize for the person who collects the most... I am sure the local angling club would love to do that... In fact you could charge a fee and they could have an ' All you can collect night' and you make some munny result... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on June 21, 2013, 06:34:22 PM: You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM: Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 06:34:22 PM
You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing

Far be it from me to bring a drop of reality here, but those of you who took any notice in biology lessons, may recall that maggots do not just keep growing into bigger, fatter maggots when left for this length of time.

I think Nick should probably pick up one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpeacefulwife.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ffly-swatter.jpg&hash=2022c604576356a4bf96d93d819a91e9935a84cc)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 21, 2013, 09:02:40 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs21.postimg.org%2F8g6andw2b%2Freturn_of_the_fly.jpg&hash=08c056b60aa39fd5c7ea7a19b216ab28bcd6b59a) (http://postimg.org/image/8g6andw2b/)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 21, 2013, 09:17:13 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 06:34:22 PM
You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing

Far be it from me to bring a drop of reality here, but those of you who took any notice in biology lessons, may recall that maggots do not just keep growing into bigger, fatter maggots when left for this length of time.

I think Nick should probably pick up one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpeacefulwife.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ffly-swatter.jpg&hash=2022c604576356a4bf96d93d819a91e9935a84cc)

Yes ... but maggots sounds more exciting and gruesome... If when he drives up the road if he has blackout blinds on his windows he has a problem... eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on June 22, 2013, 07:33:39 AM: Quote from: boogs on June 21, 2013, 09:17:13 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on June 21, 2013, 08:44:57 PM
Quote from: Steve on June 21, 2013, 06:34:22 PM
You could set up a business selling maggots to people who go fishing

Far be it from me to bring a drop of reality here, but those of you who took any notice in biology lessons, may recall that maggots do not just keep growing into bigger, fatter maggots when left for this length of time.

I think Nick should probably pick up one of these:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpeacefulwife.files.wordpress.com%2F2012%2F07%2Ffly-swatter.jpg&hash=2022c604576356a4bf96d93d819a91e9935a84cc)

Yes ... but maggots sounds more exciting and gruesome... If when he drives up the road if he has blackout blinds on his windows he has a problem... eveilgrin:
:thumbsup: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 03:40:28 PM: I am informed that following our recent business transactions ( eveilgrin:) Special Agent Lara has gone to Australia and Jack is "looking to change career".

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on June 24, 2013, 03:58:54 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 24, 2013, 03:40:28 PM
I am informed that following our recent business transactions ( eveilgrin:) Special Agent Lara has gone to Australia and Jack is "looking to change career".

Shrugs:

Was Jack the " bean counter"..... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 24, 2013, 04:00:20 PM: No he was the thin controller. It's baffling.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 06:57:56 PM: It is all baffling to me... ::) redface:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 24, 2013, 07:03:57 PM: Baffling here as well. confused:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on June 24, 2013, 07:21:19 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on June 24, 2013, 07:03:57 PM
Baffling here as well. confused:

That is a relief Miss C I thought it was just me.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 04:02:21 PM: Moves are being made eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 25, 2013, 06:21:44 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 25, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
Moves are being made eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin: eveilgrin:

whacky115
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 25, 2013, 06:23:00 PM: Oh yes eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 12:40:52 PM: Prospect of dosh within her grasp Pam has pulled her finger out at last eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 01:53:39 PM: Whoops. Govinda had bowled a googly thingy scared2:

Will ignore her angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2013, 02:07:36 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 26, 2013, 01:53:39 PM
Whoops. Govinda had bowled a googly thingy scared2:

Will ignore her angel1

As this is the first time you've mentioned her I assume you have been.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 02:08:33 PM: SHe is the Ozzie hippy who could have derailed the whole thing. She is now kicking off scared2: scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Grumpmeister on June 26, 2013, 03:40:54 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 24, 2013, 03:40:28 PM
I am informed that following our recent business transactions ( eveilgrin:) Special Agent Lara has gone to Australia[\b] and Jack is "looking to change career".

Shrugs:

Nickanova strikes again.. whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 26, 2013, 03:43:23 PM: Well, my way is clear ahead, as long as I ignore the Ozzie hippy for a bit
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Just One More on June 26, 2013, 08:22:06 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on June 26, 2013, 02:07:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 26, 2013, 01:53:39 PM
Whoops. Govinda had bowled a googly thingy scared2:

Will ignore her angel1

As this is the first time you've mentioned her I assume you have been.

Uncle has been following this noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2013, 02:09:41 PM: Consummatum est eveilgrin:

I declare this thread officially closed :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 02:16:09 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 28, 2013, 02:09:41 PM
Consummatum est eveilgrin:

I declare this thread officially closed :thumbsup:

Shall I delete it or just lock it...?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2013, 02:20:20 PM: Locked and retained for historical and reference purposes
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on June 28, 2013, 02:29:04 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on June 28, 2013, 02:20:20 PM
Locked and retained for hysterical and evidential purposes

Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on June 28, 2013, 04:08:22 PM: FILTHY SKUBBITE cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 07:29:27 AM: Wandsworth Council are taking me to court on August 27th rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2013, 07:50:43 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 07:29:27 AM
Wandsworth Council are taking me to court on August 27th rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Nice welcome home present then eh eeek:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:16:47 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 07:29:27 AM
Wandsworth Council are taking me to court on August 27th rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 18, 2013, 08:17:56 AM: Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:16:47 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 07:29:27 AM
Wandsworth Council are taking me to court on August 27th rubschin: rubschin: rubschin:

Popcorn:

Popcorn: eastdrink048
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:19:38 AM: I'll have a fiver on fly tipping! Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM: Nah, I have seen the knobrots off. They hadn't properly understood what I was up to angel1
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:21:54 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM
Nah, I have seen the knobrots off. They hadn't properly understood what I was up to angel1

Did you tell them it was recycling then...? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 08:24:42 AM: ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 11:25:46 AM: Now you've met Baldy ..he can be a character witness, Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2013, 12:03:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM
They hadn't properly understood what I was up to angel1

Does anyone?
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 12:04:06 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2013, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM
They hadn't properly understood what I was up to angel1

Does anyone?

noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Steve on July 18, 2013, 12:24:35 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on July 18, 2013, 12:03:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 08:20:35 AM
They hadn't properly understood what I was up to angel1

Does anyone?
lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 01:09:02 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 01:12:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 01:09:02 PM
evil:

Did you......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 03:43:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:19:38 AM
I'll have a fiver on fly tipping! Thumbs:

When tipping flies I have always found 10% of the total transaction to be perfectly adequate.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 03:44:48 PM: Quote from: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 03:43:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on July 18, 2013, 08:19:38 AM
I'll have a fiver on fly tipping! Thumbs:

When tipping flies I have always found 10% of the total transaction to be perfectly adequate.

doh:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 03:58:50 PM: Those meds are werking :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on July 18, 2013, 03:59:57 PM: Oh yes indeedy doody. Shocked:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:01:53 PM: Mr Mason at Wandsworth Carncil has called to apologise eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:04:29 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:01:53 PM
Mr Mason at Wandsworth Carncil has called to apologise eveilgrin:

Dodgy handshake ........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:11:29 PM: Computer cock up. Unfortunately the letter went to Mrs Nick who took delight in my forthcoming bankruptcy/imprisonment ::)
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:15:11 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:11:29 PM
Computer cock up. Unfortunately the letter went to Mrs Nick who took delight in my forthcoming bankruptcy/imprisonment ::)

Shall I look for a place here for you......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:17:25 PM: Would I have to get a tattoo? rubschin:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:18:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:17:25 PM
Would I have to get a tattoo? rubschin:

Well BM n I don't have one ..........but it might help ...like your address on your hand ......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:19:46 PM: rubschin:

ANd the bus number :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:21:30 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:19:46 PM
rubschin:

ANd the bus number :thumbsup:

Hope the tattoo guy knows the difference between capitals n lower case...... whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:22:22 PM: cussing:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:24:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:17:25 PM
Would I have to get a tattoo? rubschin:

L & R on your feet like... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:24:45 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
cussing:

LOve n hATe.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Barman on July 18, 2013, 04:27:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
cussing:

LOve n hATe.......... Thumbs:

happy001
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 04:28:05 PM: evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 04:59:58 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on July 18, 2013, 04:24:45 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 04:22:22 PM
cussing:

LOve n hATe.......... Thumbs:

lol: lol: lol:

mUM
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 05:01:25 PM: TRUPIN evil:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 05:04:03 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 05:01:25 PM
TRUPIN evil:

diCK
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Nick on July 18, 2013, 05:06:14 PM: Which becomes Richard after a dose of viagra? whistle:
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 18, 2013, 05:08:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on July 18, 2013, 05:06:14 PM
Which becomes Richard after a dose of viagra? whistle:
Yes, with a hUNchback.
Title: Re: Mr Nick's evil plan thread
Post by: Baldy on August 15, 2013, 06:57:50 PM: Popcorn: