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Title: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2007, 02:38:07 PM: I?ve just heard from Wenchy ? she is in bed and poorly although she hopes to be back soon. sad24:

She says I have to keep you all in line! eyes:

sex014
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:41:54 PM: OH WENCHY

I wish to hug her

but not yet. I fear my arms would not go round her bulk
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2007, 02:42:50 PM: Send her some virtual grapes and some virtual flowers.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:43:56 PM: And big pants, with flowers on of course point:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2007, 02:45:22 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:43:56 PM
And big pants, with flowers on of course point:
I shall have to double-whip you Mr. Nick! Angry9:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:46:16 PM: -103 drumroll:
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Post by: Barman on August 15, 2007, 02:52:39 PM: -38 drumroll:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2007, 02:57:19 PM: <Snigger> whip: whip:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 15, 2007, 02:58:42 PM: Too much whistle blowing, chapped lips and sore throat results.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Misunderstood on August 15, 2007, 03:01:25 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 15, 2007, 02:38:07 PM
I?ve just heard from Wenchy ? she is in bed and poorly although she hopes to be back soon. sad24:

She says I have to keep you all in line! eyes:

sex014

Oh Dear! She is obviously suffering Whip crackers fatigue syndrome - poor mite... I suppose the only cure is a fortnight somewhere in the Caribbean...
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 15, 2007, 03:03:02 PM: This'll make her feel better.

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Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2007, 03:12:27 PM: I ate those already. You had best send some more
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 15, 2007, 03:16:14 PM: Get well soon Wenchy. The place isn't the same without a delerious ex-Cheam harridan on point :-)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Sour Puss on August 15, 2007, 11:23:25 PM: noooo: She is poorley, she will not want a box of chocs will she? (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sevenoaksart.co.uk%2Fimages%2Fhugslock04.gif&hash=cb83a0ee82f42539ee14f90cf0a725140d66db96)

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Or even...(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sevenoaksart.co.uk%2Fteddies%2Fwelshted.gif&hash=a8f62a8905e68e58cb2098992c85d87c7237409a) , perhaps not. whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Landlady on August 16, 2007, 04:28:02 AM: Hope you get better soon Ms. Wenchy
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2007, 08:00:51 AM: She never mentioned anything about vultures noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2007, 08:05:45 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 08:00:51 AM
She never mentioned anything about vultures noooo:
That?s the thing with vultures ? they strike before you expect it? scared2:

Hopefully she?ll be back today ? she?d better have a note from her mum tho. point:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2007, 11:19:00 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2007, 08:05:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 08:00:51 AM
She never mentioned anything about vultures noooo:
That?s the thing with vultures ? they strike before you expect it? scared2:

Hopefully she?ll be back today ? she?d better have a note from her mum tho. point:
Not throwing up in the mornings is she? scared2:

Get well soon my dear. happy100
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2007, 11:20:20 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2007, 11:19:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 16, 2007, 08:05:45 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 08:00:51 AM
She never mentioned anything about vultures noooo:
That?s the thing with vultures ? they strike before you expect it? scared2:

Hopefully she?ll be back today ? she?d better have a note from her mum tho. point:
Not throwing up in the mornings is she? scared2:

Get well soon my dear. happy100
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Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2007, 11:23:05 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:43:56 PM
And big pants, with flowers on of course point:

I should explain this reference. My late mother once bought some stretchy pants with daisies on them. She said that when she got them on they looked like sunflowers cry:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2007, 11:24:54 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 11:23:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:43:56 PM
And big pants, with flowers on of course point:

I should explain this reference. My late mother once bought some stretchy pants with daisies on them. She said that when she got them on they looked like sunflowers cry:
Of course, of course... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fsad001.gif&hash=872b7d80422a17e506d765838658f9e5e8264cc5) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 16, 2007, 11:25:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 11:23:05 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 15, 2007, 02:43:56 PM
And big pants, with flowers on of course point:

I should explain this reference. My late mother once bought some stretchy pants with daisies on them. She said that when she got them on they looked like sunflowers cry:

Keep digging. noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Misunderstood on August 16, 2007, 02:18:45 PM: I can only assume Barman is bored today.

And ... where's Sicknote?

I thought she was coming back today?
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2007, 02:20:04 PM: Mr Wench is "taking care of her" I hear.

No hope, then
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2007, 03:59:40 PM: It could have been worse I suppose, she could have had Florence Nickindale nursing her back to health eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2007, 05:06:31 PM: sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2007, 05:22:51 PM: If that is your bedside manner no wonder Wenchy is in hiding Nick eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2007, 06:34:05 PM: sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 sex014 fence: fence: fence:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 16, 2007, 06:50:30 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 16, 2007, 06:34:05 PM
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Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 08:52:08 AM: Evil the lot of you!!

I am never sleeping in a tent again if it means I am ill for five days afterwards!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:07:48 AM: Welcome back! cloud9:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:27:18 AM: So what are the medical details please? What can you contract from sleeping in a tent (unless you borrowed it from tracy Emin of course)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:29:13 AM: Hacking cough, sniffles, temperature, headache. Basically covered by flu like symptoms. noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 09:31:11 AM: Welcome back too. ;D

I swore a similar oath many, many years ago and have stuck to it. Received a text message this morning that so and so will not be doing such and such this weekend because they'll be in a tent at V eeek:

I had to look it up... yikes, ghastly idea noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:31:32 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:29:13 AM
Hacking cough, sniffles, temperature, headache. Basically covered by flu like symptoms. noooo:
Poor you... happy100
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 09:34:14 AM: Carry on Camping eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:40:45 AM: Quote from: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 09:31:11 AM
Welcome back too. ;D

I swore a similar oath many, many years ago and have stuck to it. Received a text message this morning that so and so will not be doing such and such this weekend because they'll be in a tent at V eeek:

I had to look it up... yikes, ghastly idea noooo:

I have many friends and family there this weekend too. I couldn't concieve of anything that would tempt me there! eeek: Mind you same lot went to Glastonbury this year and claimed to have had a splendid time! eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM: What is V?
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:45:26 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?
I dunno... noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:46:58 AM: Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?

Music festival.

http://www.vfestival.com/
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 09:47:38 AM: It's where Amy Whinehouse isn't.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:53:26 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:46:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?

Music festival.

http://www.vfestival.com/
Oh... shrugs:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:59:00 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:53:26 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:46:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?

Music festival.

http://www.vfestival.com/
Oh... shrugs:

Pretty much my reaction!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 10:27:25 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:59:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:53:26 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:46:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?

Music festival.

http://www.vfestival.com/
Oh... shrugs:

Pretty much my reaction!

Glad you are better.

So things got two in-tents eh? redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 10:27:59 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 10:27:25 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:59:00 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 09:53:26 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 09:46:58 AM
Quote from: Nick on August 17, 2007, 09:42:59 AM
What is V?

Music festival.

http://www.vfestival.com/
Oh... shrugs:

Pretty much my reaction!

Glad you are better.

So things got two in-tents eh? redface:
drumroll:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 10:31:02 AM: Piss poor pun. noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 11:03:54 AM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 10:31:02 AM
Piss poor pun. noooo:
That one was old before you were weaned. ;)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 11:26:48 AM: I haven't seen the note from your mum yet Wenchy! cussing:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 17, 2007, 11:28:16 AM: I wouldnt say that too loudly Barman, we are still waiting on your doctors note from your hospital stay point:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 11:33:06 AM: Wot he said!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 11:46:52 AM: Bugger! (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Femo%2Fangry027.gif&hash=5ba9d982c04affa5d2c85c359bb2f4802dfadff7) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2007, 12:21:57 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 11:46:52 AM
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Ah ~ so that's why you were lying on your front then. eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 12:24:04 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on August 17, 2007, 12:21:57 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 11:46:52 AM
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Ah ~ so that's why you were lying on your front then. eyes:
Nick not arrived yet then? point:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2007, 12:27:00 PM: whacky069 whacky069 whacky069 whacky069 scared2:
NO!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 12:41:33 PM: I should go out then... whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 17, 2007, 12:55:40 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 17, 2007, 12:41:33 PM
I should go out then... whistle:

TOO LATE He's Here!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
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Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 01:07:59 PM: Do you think Snoopy will ever appear again? eeek:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 01:12:23 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 01:07:59 PM
Do you think Snoopy will ever appear again? eeek:
noooo:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 01:59:05 PM: I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is going to appear. Nobody here but me (and 3 guestst lurking)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:01:40 PM: Coo-eeee!

Less than 24 hours until Young's Ordinary...(Insert smiley of dribbling in anticipation)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 02:03:03 PM: I've got less than that. razz:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 02:11:13 PM: Quote from: tel on August 17, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is going to appear. Nobody here but me (and 3 guestst lurking)

redface: I think one of those might have been me. Managed to log myself off, and no, that's not a euphemism.

Why is it that people want things urgently on a Friday afternoon ? confused: In the full knowledge that nothing will happen until Monday morning evil:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Sour Puss on August 17, 2007, 02:21:14 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnewsimg.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F40624000%2Fjpg%2F_40624604_kerala_203.jpg&hash=8afb70066626a31df35f50415f4849e98896eec6)

Luxury tents for Glastonbury fans. Camp Kerala is being set up on a neighbouring farm.
Wealthy music fans are paying up to ?6,000 to stay in luxury accommodation at this year's Glastonbury Festival.

Camp Kerala, on a neighbouring farm, will offer Maharaja-style tents, VIP festival tickets, hot showers, serviced toilets and cooked breakfasts.

Camp Kerala owner Jenny Lederman said: "It's for people who love Glastonbury and want to do it in luxury."

Another neighbour, Windinglake Farm, is offering log cabins, motor homes, jousting tents and a cocktail bar.

noooo: Wimps the lot of you. This is not a tent it is a canvas palace. ::)

When I was young, we had basic pup (don't get overexcited Snoopy, you will leave a puddle.) tents. Mind you this was before music festivals as such, unless you include Woodstock redface:, more bike rallys and race weekends, working in the pit lane at Santa Pod and Wet t-shirts (well it was by the time DTL had flung a bucket of very cold water in our direction. redface: redface: redface: ),where it was either the tent, or the back of a Commer van, if you were very posh. You yongsters don't know you are born. It was hard, but, strangly enough, fun at the same time. whistle:

Welcome back Wenchy ;) , sorry my virtual gifts of grapes and flowers have vanished into the mist, either that or Barman ate one and gave the other to the Landlady.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:27:16 PM: You can go off some people, Tel...
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 02:33:01 PM: Quote from: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 02:11:13 PM
Quote from: tel on August 17, 2007, 01:59:05 PM
I'm beginning to wonder if anyone is going to appear. Nobody here but me (and 3 guestst lurking)

redface: I think one of those might have been me. Managed to log myself off, and no, that's not a euphemism.

Why is it that people want things urgently on a Friday afternoon ? confused: In the full knowledge that nothing will happen until Monday morning evil:
Been very quiet in here today ? everybody is eagerly awaiting news of Snoopy I expect... tunble:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 02:33:47 PM: Quote from: Pussy Galore on August 17, 2007, 02:21:14 PM
Barman gave one to the Landlady.

That would be part of his job description, shurely? eyes:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 02:34:28 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:27:16 PM
You can go off some people, Tel...
There we were last night, sitting at the lovely new table (S African hardwood) admiring Ruperts handiwork - attaching table legs to paving with very fetching brass brackets and screws.
It was trying to rain - did we care? No we are Youngs drinkers!

Mind you I am getting seriously at the number of funeral do's they are having there.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 17, 2007, 02:39:17 PM: Quote from: Pastis on August 17, 2007, 02:33:47 PM
Quote from: Pussy Galore on August 17, 2007, 02:21:14 PM
Barman gave one to the Landlady.

That would be part of his job description, shurely? eyes:
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Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:40:26 PM: Rain. I'm sure I've heard of it, somewhere in the dim and distant past.

And the bastard BlackBerry is playing up - sand damage, I think...

South African hardwood? Where on earth do you get that in Surrey? I've heard of South Croydon tough nuts, but this is a new one on me...
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:42:57 PM: And why is the mullet doing tables, when he was meant to be doing my garden in my absence!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 02:45:50 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:40:26 PM
Rain. I'm sure I've heard of it, somewhere in the dim and distant past.

And the bastard BlackBerry is playing up - sand damage, I think...

South African hardwood? Where on earth do you get that in Surrey? I've heard of South Croydon tough nuts, but this is a new one on me...

Planning application for jumbrellas got turned down - not suitable for a conservation area!
Tables and chairs appeared next day.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: tel on August 17, 2007, 02:49:30 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 17, 2007, 08:52:08 AM
Evil the lot of you!!

I am never sleeping in a tent again if it means I am ill for five days afterwards!

Not here were you?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/6950868.stm
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 03:03:29 PM: Conservative area, surely, not conservation...

Wenchy, I'm surprised at you. I though a "robust" lass like yourself would shrug a bit of camping off, no trouble. Is it true that you represented Cheam in the "fridge lifting" championships?
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Sour Puss on August 17, 2007, 06:33:40 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger on August 17, 2007, 02:40:26 PM

South African hardwood? Where on earth do you get that in Surrey? I've heard of South Croydon tough nuts, but this is a new one on me...

Here
http://www.savannawood.co.za/reclaimed-solid-wood-tables/index.php

Which do you have? The above are reclaimed and they do look nice.

The original temperate forest that met the first European settlers to South Africa was exploited ruthlessly until only small patches remained. Currently, South African hardwood trees like Real Yellowwood (Podocarpus latifolius), stinkwood (Ocotea bullata), and South African Black Ironwood (Olea laurifolia) are under government protection.
or even here.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Mr Happy on August 17, 2007, 09:50:42 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 10:27:25 AM

So things got two in-tents eh? redface:

I've often imagined Wench cramming two in tents... redface:

I too am sick...

I'm starting to fancy my aunt.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:16:19 AM: Quote from: Mr Happy on August 17, 2007, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 10:27:25 AM

So things got two in-tents eh? redface:

I've often imagined Wench cramming two in tents... redface:

I too am sick...

I'm starting to fancy my aunt.
How old is she? whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 18, 2007, 08:52:06 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 07:16:19 AM
Quote from: Mr Happy on August 17, 2007, 09:50:42 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on August 17, 2007, 10:27:25 AM

So things got two in-tents eh? redface:

I've often imagined Wench cramming two in tents... redface:

I too am sick...

I'm starting to fancy my aunt.
How old is she? whistle:

If she is under 50 that is acceptable ~ if she is over 60 that is sick ~ if she is over 70 you need counselling.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2007, 08:54:38 AM: This may be narcissistic. I once knew a bloke who, as a result of a divorce and remarriage elswhere in the family became his own uncle!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 18, 2007, 09:07:30 AM: Was his name Bob? whistle:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Mr Happy on August 18, 2007, 09:38:27 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 18, 2007, 09:07:30 AM
Was his name Bob? whistle:

drumroll: lol:

I was joking, Maud is off limits, i wouldn't get past the carers...
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 12:19:14 PM: I see the Wench is still off sick??????
She can't be at work or we'd have heard from her by now. Must be more poorly than we thought happy100
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 12:58:12 PM: Skiving. Or dead.
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Landlady on August 20, 2007, 01:24:54 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
Skiving. Or dead.

Oh oh - you are going to be in big trubs when Wenchy reads this point:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:26:57 PM: Wenchy is dead???? eeek:

(again)
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:43:14 PM: I fear for Mr Wench. Bet he is sweating! surrender:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:48:06 PM: Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
I fear for Mr Wench. Bet he is sweating! surrender:
Hmmmnnn no sign of Darwin either - I suspect fowl play! drumroll:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Bar Wench on August 20, 2007, 05:44:09 PM: Still not terribly well. And doesn't look as though will be getting any better. MILFH arrives on Wednesday!
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 05:49:32 PM: Quote from: Bar Wench on August 20, 2007, 05:44:09 PM
Still not terribly well. And doesn't look as though will be getting any better. MILFH arrives on Wednesday!

That's nice dear ~ 'spect she wants to look after you char090

On the other hand p'raps she doesn't want to be late for the funeral eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 20, 2007, 06:19:39 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:48:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
I fear for Mr Wench. Bet he is sweating! surrender:
Hmmmnnn no sign of Darwin either - I suspect fowl play! drumroll:
Some of us do have other lives - allegedly. redface:
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Snoopy on August 20, 2007, 06:32:58 PM: Been making hay whilst the sun shines I 'spect
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Mr Happy on August 20, 2007, 10:02:10 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:48:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
I fear for Mr Wench. Bet he is sweating! surrender:
Hmmmnnn no sign of Darwin either - I suspect fowl play! drumroll:

WENCHY AND DARWIN IN TURKEY ORGY SENSATION
Title: Re: Wenchy is Poorly
Post by: Sour Puss on August 21, 2007, 12:48:13 AM: Quote from: Mr Happy on August 20, 2007, 10:02:10 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 20, 2007, 01:48:06 PM
Quote from: Nick on August 20, 2007, 01:43:14 PM
I fear for Mr Wench. Bet he is sweating! surrender:
Hmmmnnn no sign of Darwin either - I suspect fowl play! drumroll:

WENCHY AND DARWIN IN TURKEY ORGY SENSATION

noooo: Tut!