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Title: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 01:53:27 PM
3rd Place.
Mary Loftus. Brighton

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2nd Place.
Steve Borat, Madrid
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1st Place.
Tracy & Wayne Smith, Basildon
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Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 01:54:41 PM
 ;D ;D
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 01:57:32 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 01:58:16 PM
happy001
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 04:27:58 PM
 Affs!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10792.msg355939#msg355939)
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 04:27:58 PM
Affs!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10792.msg355939#msg355939)

FUCK!

I knew you would remember it!  cussing:

How long did it take you to find it...?  lol:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Steve on March 16, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
same image, different joke so surely not an Affs
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:27:44 PM
Quote from: SteveK on March 16, 2013, 06:25:40 PM
same image, different joke so surely not an Affs

We need Uncle to adjudicate...  lol:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 06:37:11 PM
Nick Tower#1 had a balcony  rubschin:

I could find a pic like.
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:45:11 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 06:37:11 PM
Nick Tower#1 had a balcony  rubschin:

I could find a pic like.

 noooo:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
Post it now, you say?  rubschin:

'Ang on......
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:49:51 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 06:47:51 PM
Post it now, you say?  rubschin:

'Ang on......

Not again... ::)
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 06:51:58 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:05:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 04:27:58 PM
Affs!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10792.msg355939#msg355939)

FUCK!

I knew you would remember it!  cussing:

How long did it take you to find it...?  lol:

Easy, I remembered Darwin's fish tank quip, search did the rest  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:10:37 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:05:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 16, 2013, 06:21:02 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 04:27:58 PM
Affs!  (http://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/index.php?topic=10792.msg355939#msg355939)

FUCK!

I knew you would remember it!  cussing:

How long did it take you to find it...?  lol:

Easy, I remembered Darwin's fish tank quip, search did the rest  :thumbsup:

How old are you...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:12:15 PM
It took a moment, but...  lol:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 16, 2013, 07:15:14 PM
JOM is the new Affs

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:37:34 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 07:15:14 PM
JOM is the new Affs

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

All hail the new AFFS! worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

Hail I say!  cussing:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 16, 2013, 07:53:57 PM
Everyone is an Affs when they see something posted that they posted first. Here endeth the lesson.
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 16, 2013, 07:56:09 PM
Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on March 16, 2013, 07:53:57 PM
Everyone is an Affs when they see something posted that they posted first. Here endeth the lesson.

Oh noes... JOM is the new AFFS like....
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:56:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 07:15:14 PM
JOM is the new Affs

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

No, no, no!

I couldn't come anywhere near his standards  worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:   I know my limitations... I have enough feckin reminders
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Baldy on March 16, 2013, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:56:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 07:15:14 PM
JOM is the new Affs

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

No, no, no!

I couldn't come anywhere near his standards  worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:   I know my limitations... I have enough feckin reminders

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 05:58:50 AM
Quote from: Just One More on March 16, 2013, 07:56:59 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 16, 2013, 07:15:14 PM
JOM is the new Affs

 worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:

No, no, no!

I couldn't come anywhere near his standards  worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy: worthy:   I know my limitations... I have enough feckin reminders

 lol: lol: lol:

Back to the old AFFS then...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 06:49:34 AM
goodjob:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 12:11:19 PM
The view from my balcony

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Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2013, 12:52:08 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 12:11:19 PM
The view from my balcony

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Those of us that are balcony bereft salute you from our poverty

Cyprus?


Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 01:10:05 PM
Yes. Larnaka district...
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Steve on March 17, 2013, 01:39:50 PM
ta, looks good

Will post a "view from what would be a balcony if we soddin had one" later
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2013, 01:43:54 PM
Quote from: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 12:11:19 PM
The view from my balcony

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Are you in Cyprus,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 03:02:31 PM
I thought this thread was about "Balcony Bras"  redface:

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Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 03:21:34 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 03:02:31 PM
I thought this thread was about "Balcony Bras"  redface:

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And why not?  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2013, 04:38:27 PM
Let the flood gates open  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 04:49:40 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2013, 04:38:27 PM
Let the flood gates open  :thumbsup:

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:24:09 PM
They call this one a quarter cup balcony bra ............ proof if proof were needed that it is possible to get a quart into a pint pot.  whistle:

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Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 08:28:06 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:24:09 PM
They call this one a quarter cup balcony bra ............ proof if proof were needed that it is possible to get a quart into a pint pot.  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.charmingshoppes.com%2Fis%2Fimage%2FLaneBryant%2Frc_112108_5S%3F%24thumbnail%24%26amp%3Bwid%3D229%26amp%3Bhei%3D298%26amp%3Bop_sharpen%3D1&hash=4e704ace4de1574ccf2e45e7cabd065242e1c1ca)

Drool:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2013, 08:30:59 PM
Not too keen on her fringe  rubschin:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 08:32:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2013, 08:30:59 PM
Not too keen on her fringe  rubschin:

 eeek:

Oh, fringe!   redface:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: apc2010 on March 17, 2013, 08:34:40 PM
Quote from: Barman on March 17, 2013, 08:32:30 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2013, 08:30:59 PM
Not too keen on her fringe  rubschin:

 eeek:

Oh, fringe!   redface:

 ;D ;D   redface:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:35:16 PM
Okay ..... No fringe .....

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Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Just One More on March 17, 2013, 08:37:04 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:24:09 PM
They call this one a quarter cup balcony bra ............ proof if proof were needed that it is possible to get a quart into a pint pot.  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.charmingshoppes.com%2Fis%2Fimage%2FLaneBryant%2Frc_112108_5S%3F%24thumbnail%24%26amp%3Bwid%3D229%26amp%3Bhei%3D298%26amp%3Bop_sharpen%3D1&hash=4e704ace4de1574ccf2e45e7cabd065242e1c1ca)

A real woman  cloud9:  (awaits blow up doll type comments)
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Nick on March 17, 2013, 08:39:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:35:16 PM
Okay ..... No fringe .....

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cloud9: cloud9:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Barman on March 17, 2013, 08:40:21 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:35:16 PM
Okay ..... No fringe .....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsecretsales.com%2F_images%2Fproducts%2F900%2F406%2F406287-0.jpg&hash=01cd3ffe4ea213c90c5f96530b154c6d728dc280)

eeek:

Oh, fringe!   redface:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 08:41:58 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 17, 2013, 08:39:56 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:35:16 PM
Okay ..... No fringe .....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fsecretsales.com%2F_images%2Fproducts%2F900%2F406%2F406287-0.jpg&hash=01cd3ffe4ea213c90c5f96530b154c6d728dc280)
cloud9: cloud9:

Miss D wears one of them... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Miss Demeanour on March 17, 2013, 09:49:31 PM
Yes . I do have a fringe  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 10:10:31 PM
Thats wot I ment...Babe...
Title: Re: Balcony Competition
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 18, 2013, 11:35:11 AM
Quote from: Snoopy on March 17, 2013, 08:24:09 PM
They call this one a quarter cup balcony bra ............ proof if proof were needed that it is possible to get a quart into a pint pot.  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fassets.charmingshoppes.com%2Fis%2Fimage%2FLaneBryant%2Frc_112108_5S%3F%24thumbnail%24%26amp%3Bwid%3D229%26amp%3Bhei%3D298%26amp%3Bop_sharpen%3D1&hash=4e704ace4de1574ccf2e45e7cabd065242e1c1ca)

Used to be called a 'nursing bra' in the old days.  noooo:

As in "I am just popping out to feed the baby"