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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: apc2010 on March 15, 2013, 12:05:46 PM
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My faith in human nature has been slighty restored ..........Miss T got a call last night from a "friend" who also works in entertainment ..........he has gone back to England for a year (maybe for good) so he asks can we cover his work this year .......She offered him a commission , oh no .....then she explains car trouble and he says have mine......... eeek:
What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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What's wrong with it? rubschin:
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What's wrong with it? rubschin:
He just doesn't want it sitting for a year.............and it is insured...... :thumbsup:
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. .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Seems so, what a hero. ;D
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Its amazing how far a little flirting can go. ;)
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Is it a Moke? rubschin:
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My faith in human nature has been slighty restored ..........Miss T got a call last night from a "friend" who also works in entertainment ..........he has gone back to England for a year (maybe for good) so he asks can we cover his work this year .......She offered him a commission , oh no .....then she explains car trouble and he says have mine......... eeek:
What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
One door shuts and another one closes. :thumbsup:
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My faith in human nature has been slighty restored ..........Miss T got a call last night from a "friend" who also works in entertainment ..........he has gone back to England for a year (maybe for good) so he asks can we cover his work this year .......She offered him a commission , oh no .....then she explains car trouble and he says have mine......... eeek:
What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Superb! Thumbs:
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Is it a Moke? rubschin:
I miss my mini moke! sad32: sad32: sad32: sad24:
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You didn't miss that concrete wall in it though point: point:
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You didn't miss that concrete wall in it though point: point:
It was the end of a hard shoulder actually. evil:
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Wimmin drivers noooo:
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Get off my thread............ cussing:
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance....? whistle:
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My faith in human nature has been slighty restored ..........Miss T got a call last night from a "friend" who also works in entertainment ..........he has gone back to England for a year (maybe for good) so he asks can we cover his work this year .......She offered him a commission , oh no .....then she explains car trouble and he says have mine......... eeek:
What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
rubschin: Her 'friend' eh...gives her his work, gives her his car... eyes: eyes:
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance....? whistle:
Indeed.
That's why I'm proud and relieved to be a total Growler No Mates. cloud9:
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance....? whistle:
Indeed.
That's why I'm proud and relieved to be a total Growler No Mates. cloud9:
Thumbs:
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance....? whistle:
Indeed.
That's why I'm proud and relieved to be a total Growler No Mates. cloud9:
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Don't you feel hurt and rejected too? sad24:
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. . .What a smashing bloke .......... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
So is this the true friend is a friend in need story?
Nah, definition of a true friend is someone that'll help you bury the body
A friend in need is a bloody nuisance....? whistle:
Indeed.
That's why I'm proud and relieved to be a total Growler No Mates. cloud9:
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Don't you feel hurt and rejected too? sad24:
Hang on, I'll just check.
Nope, nothing. noooo:
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Its amazing how far a little flirting can go. ;)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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My landlord came round earlier to see if we were ok ..........no asking for rent ...he has just lost 59k ..... eeek: he heard Miss T coughing ,,,,,,,,,comes back 10 mins later with a bag of medicine from the chemist for her .........
Top bloke............ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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My landlord came round earlier to see if we were ok ..........no asking for rent ...he has just lost 59k ..... eeek: he heard Miss T coughing ,,,,,,,,,comes back 10 mins later with a bag of medicine from the chemist for her .........
Top bloke............ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Shocked:
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My landlord came round earlier to see if we were ok ..........no asking for rent ...he has just lost 59k ..... eeek: he heard Miss T coughing ,,,,,,,,,comes back 10 mins later with a bag of medicine from the chemist for her .........
Top bloke............ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Shocked:
I know, was a little bit chocked.........
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What a lovely man. The chemist is miles away, yet he went out of his way and came back with drugs. cloud9:
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What a lovely man. The chemist is miles away, yet he went out of his way and came back with drugs. cloud9:
Puff...? whistle:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
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My landlord came round earlier to see if we were ok ..........no asking for rent ...he has just lost 59k ..... eeek: he heard Miss T coughing ,,,,,,,,,comes back 10 mins later with a bag of medicine from the chemist for her .........
Top bloke............ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Indeed :thumbsup:
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My landlord came round earlier to see if we were ok ..........no asking for rent ...he has just lost 59k ..... eeek: he heard Miss T coughing ,,,,,,,,,comes back 10 mins later with a bag of medicine from the chemist for her .........
Top bloke............ :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Indeed :thumbsup:
Zactly not the cash but the thought ......... :thumbsup:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
So, is it you or Apey he fancies...? rubschin:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
I'm sure Nick is a lovely chap......the one you have been searching for all your life. Thumbs:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
He decided to surprise us by painting our front door. bless him. Unfortunately, he turned up pissed. I now have a streaky front door, blue splashes of paint on the white door frame and blue paint all over the tiles on the floor from where I opened it and all the extra paint dripped and got spread all over the floor. noooo: Couldn't say anything cos he thought it would be a nice surprise.
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
He decided to surprise us by painting our front door. bless him. Unfortunately, he turned up pissed. I now have a streaky front door, blue splashes of paint on the white door frame and blue paint all over the tiles on the floor from where I opened it and all the extra paint dripped and got spread all over the floor. noooo: Couldn't say anything cos he thought it would be a nice surprise.
happy001
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
He decided to surprise us by painting our front door. bless him. Unfortunately, he turned up pissed. I now have a streaky front door, blue splashes of paint on the white door frame and blue paint all over the tiles on the floor from where I opened it and all the extra paint dripped and got spread all over the floor. noooo: Couldn't say anything cos he thought it would be a nice surprise.
noooo: noooo: Stinks to me. noooo: noooo:
Were you just stepping out of the shower at the time. noooo:
Still it is one way to be late with the rent I suppose. whistle:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
He decided to surprise us by painting our front door. bless him. Unfortunately, he turned up pissed. I now have a streaky front door, blue splashes of paint on the white door frame and blue paint all over the tiles on the floor from where I opened it and all the extra paint dripped and got spread all over the floor. noooo: Couldn't say anything cos he thought it would be a nice surprise.
happy001
Then he came to fix a leak from the bath. He had to break a tile on the side, went away to replace it, had a "liquid" lunch and now I have a bright turquoise tile slap bang in the middle of the side of the bath. The rest is a patterned dark blue. noooo:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
He decided to surprise us by painting our front door. bless him. Unfortunately, he turned up pissed. I now have a streaky front door, blue splashes of paint on the white door frame and blue paint all over the tiles on the floor from where I opened it and all the extra paint dripped and got spread all over the floor. noooo: Couldn't say anything cos he thought it would be a nice surprise.
happy001
Then he came to fix a leak from the bath. He had to break a tile on the side, went away to replace it, had a "liquid" lunch and now I have a bright turquoise tile slap bang in the middle of the side of the bath. The rest is a patterned dark blue. noooo:
Why oh why do they tile-in the sides of baths...?Shrugs:
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The funny thing was the leek was from another place....... noooo:
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The funny thing was the leek was from another place....... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimg.org%2Fmwovj88wz%2Fttar_leek_v.jpg&hash=3e6ba91f06c3f68268ef02a2b090dd9f7e4d5980) (http://postimg.org/image/mwovj88wz/)
?? rubschin:
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horn:
Nah, bound to be after geting insider her knickers
::) charming.
He also turned up on my doorstep Christmas eve with the most mahoosive turkey, freshly slaughtered and still warm. sick2:
Wow he really is a top chap. :thumbsup:
Can't there be nice guy's out there .... rubschin:
He does sound like a nice guy..... angel1
I'm sure Nick is a lovely chap......the one you have been searching for all your life. Thumbs:
redface: redface: Ohhh you guessed
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Well he did search for that alternator belt for you for all of 10 seconds.
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Well he did search for that alternator belt for you for all of 10 seconds.
That's true.... eeek:
Update on Holly : Belts changed whine still there noooo: It's the brake pads and disks shot it...
I am told it's not a surprise with the way I drive.... charming.. redface:
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Well he did search for that alternator belt for you for all of 10 seconds.
That's true.... eeek:
Update on Holly : Belts changed whine still there noooo: It's the brake pads and disks shot it...
I am told it's not a surprise with the way I drive.... charming.. redface:
Is it in Growler's garage...? rubschin:
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Well he did search for that alternator belt for you for all of 10 seconds.
That's true.... eeek:
Update on Holly : Belts changed whine still there noooo: It's the brake pads and disks shot it...
I am told it's not a surprise with the way I drive.... charming.. redface:
Is it in Growler's garage...? rubschin:
scared:
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Well he did search for that alternator belt for you for all of 10 seconds.
That's true.... eeek:
Update on Holly : Belts changed whine still there noooo: It's the brake pads and disks shot it...
I am told it's not a surprise with the way I drive.... charming.. redface:
Is it in Growler's garage...? rubschin:
SHE evil:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
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That is one scared car noooo:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
The BOCM lorry has one of those. A few years back, he caught a bin while reversing and dislodged the cover on the little box by the loudspeaker at the back.
I told him to get on unloading and I would fetch a screwdriver to put it back. Under the cover I noticed a little switch marked 'lang'.
One of the BOCM fleet now says "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, ACHTUNG! FAHRZEUG UMKEHR" redface:
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lol:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
Only when Mr B is strapped to the back.... Thumbs:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
The BOCM lorry has one of those. A few years back, he caught a bin while reversing and dislodged the cover on the little box by the loudspeaker at the back.
I told him to get on unloading and I would fetch a screwdriver to put it back. Under the cover I noticed a little switch marked 'lang'.
One of the BOCM fleet now says "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, ACHTUNG! FAHRZEUG UMKEHR" redface:
happy001
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
Only when Mr B is strapped to the back.... Thumbs:
So he doesn't see Nick adjusting your alternator belt ?
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
Only when Mr B is strapped to the back.... Thumbs:
So he doesn't see Nick adjusting your alternator belt ?
No I strap him along the hatchback so he can't see what is going on at the front.. eeek:
Even when he is allowed inside he shuts his eyes and holds on.. scared2:
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Is it still only whining in reverse
No I just didn't hear it when I was moving forward as I tend to have loud music on when going forward so don't hear much at all ... redface:
Doesn't it say "BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, THIS VEHICLE IS REVERSING, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP" when you are going backwards...? rubschin:
Only when Mr B is strapped to the back.... Thumbs:
So he doesn't see Nick adjusting your alternator belt ?
No I strap him along the hatchback so he can't see what is going on at the front.. eeek:
Even when he is allowed inside he shuts his eyes and holds on.. scared2:
Too many jokes....... noooo:
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lol:
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happy001