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Title: £N.I.P.£
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:33:52 PM
Just HOW TF do I know who was driving ey? Shrugs:

Tend to look forward when driving rather than backwards. cussing:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2013, 06:35:29 PM
Could you explain for us dummies........... rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 06:37:07 PM
Another speeding fine to blame on Mrs G.

What can possibly go wrong?  noooo: noooo: whistle:
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Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 06:37:45 PM
happy001
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:41:49 PM
Could you explain for us dummies........... rubschin:

Being the registered keeper of the car in question, that was alledgedly caught' doing 35mph in the early hours of the morning, I have been asked to confirm who the driver was for this HENIOUS crime.

How the fuck do I know you moronic cash grabbing legalised thieving mongulated interbred fuckwits. cussing:
I was asleep at the time. Banghead
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Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 06:43:30 PM
 eeek:  That's dangerous
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:46:01 PM
eeek:  That's dangerous

Exactly.

There's gong to be trouble, and IF this gets paid, the bastard council will be having to use the money for the intention that it will most reluctantly paid for....and some. eveilgrin:

Been here once before. eveilgrin:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 12, 2013, 06:50:01 PM
Only one possible comment


Huhne/Pryce


Be careful - 60 snotters is better than 8 months!
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Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2013, 06:53:56 PM
eeek:  That's dangerous

I got it.......... ;D ;D
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:56:38 PM
Only one possible comment


Huhne/Pryce


Be careful - 60 snotters is better than 8 months!

Hate these parasitic bastards though.

35 mph @ 00:15 on a deserted and dry main road.

If they can't prove who was driving, then it should be no case to answer.

Why should I incriminate anyone ey, why? Shrugs:
Don't tell me, because they can demand the information, end of, simple as, it's the law, and we don't give a flying turd if you like it or not
They just make the rules up to suit their greedy selves.

When't this bastard revoultion starting, THAT'S what I want to know? evil:

Sick of this putrid society now. sick2:
Title: Re: £N.I.P.£
Post by: Nick on March 12, 2013, 06:58:25 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:
Title: Re: £N.I.P.£
Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 06:59:07 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:

Wha'? Shrugs:
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 07:01:56 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:

I thought law and justice dictated thet you are NOT guilty unless proven to actually be so, without any reasonable doubt.
Therefore in that case, THEY should be proving who is/was driving, not me snitching or admitting anything to these utter wankstain bastards. Angry9:
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Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2013, 07:06:27 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:

I thought law and justice dictated thet you are NOT guilty unless proven to actually be so, without any reasonable doubt.
Therefore in that case, THEY should be proving who is/was driving, not me snitching or admitting anything to these utter wankstain bastards. Angry9:

Have to agree it's bollocks........ noooo:
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Post by: Barman on March 12, 2013, 07:09:22 PM
eeek:  That's dangerous

happy001
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Post by: Pirate on March 12, 2013, 08:55:15 PM
 shutup:


































 happy002 happy002
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 10:45:11 PM
shutup:


































 happy002 happy002

Why don't you do me and everyone else a GREAT BIG favour ey?.................
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 12, 2013, 10:50:13 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:

I thought law and justice dictated thet you are NOT guilty unless proven to actually be so, without any reasonable doubt.
Therefore in that case, THEY should be proving who is/was driving, not me snitching or admitting anything to these utter wankstain bastards. Angry9:

I don't like this cash cow any more than you do, but the legal argument is:

1. It is your car so you are likely to be the main driver and hence prime suspect.

2. Nobody other than you may drive the car without your consent.

3. If you were not the driver, and the car was not nicked, then you know who was driving.
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 10:57:58 PM
Normal service has been resumed  cloud9:

I thought law and justice dictated thet you are NOT guilty unless proven to actually be so, without any reasonable doubt.
Therefore in that case, THEY should be proving who is/was driving, not me snitching or admitting anything to these utter wankstain bastards. Angry9:

I don't like this cash cow any more than you do, but the legal argument is:

1. It is your car so you are likely to be the main driver and hence prime suspect.

2. Nobody other than you may drive the car without your consent.

3. If you were not the driver, and the car was not nicked, then you know who was driving.

I was 'avin' me kip, so how the hell do I know who was in it? Banghead
You can't actually know or remember what's going on outside your slumbering you know.

It was on the path in the morning, so for all I know, it could have been nicked by a kindly thief wanting to take his partner in crime to the hossy emergency style after he cut his artery breaking into somewhere else, and decided to bring it back later and place the keys where he found them. Shrugs:
Who knows ey? Shrugs:

Can they actually PROVE without ANY reasonable doubt whatsoever that that didn't actually occur ey, can they?  noooo:

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Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 11:02:08 PM
As the registered owner it is always your responsibility unfortunately.
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Post by: GROWLER on March 12, 2013, 11:03:48 PM
As the registered owner it is always your responsibility unfortunately.

So, when you're asleep, you're supposed to actually know if someone takes your car out for a spin then are you?

Can someone actually explain to me EXACTLY how that works please? confused:

As stated earlier, these thieving crooks and utter scummy breath wasting pond life bastards just make the rules up to suit themselves as they happily take the wallet out of your pocket.
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Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 11:17:06 PM
As the registered owner it is always your responsibility unfortunately.

So, when you're asleep, you're supposed to actually know if someone takes your car out for a spin then are you?

Can someone actually explain to me EXACTLY how that works please? confused:

As stated earlier, these thieving crooks and utter scummy breath wasting pond life bastards just make the rules up to suit themselves as they happily take the wallet out of your pocket.

Just admit that your Mrs got pissed, robbed a petrol station then out ran the cops...... the fine is much cheaper and you could get her razzled up once a week and retire on her 'earnings'.  :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2013, 12:10:07 PM
GrowlerCam 2  whistle:

 Jail:
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Post by: GROWLER on March 13, 2013, 12:25:40 PM
GrowlerCam 2  whistle:

 Jail:

Yea. Whatever you say. ::)

Mrs g is taking the hit, and I have reluctantly scribbled my signature on the form to condemn her to another 3 points.

I will be taking 'action' however to get full value for money, just like last time. eveilgrin:
thease bastards have to learn that not everyone is going to take this shite lightly, turn over, have their tummies tickled, sigh, and say, ahh well, if that's the way it is, that's the way it is, and we all therefore have to be the obedient lickle lambs and do as we're told.

I don't actually DO doing as I'm told when I see total injustice and legalised thieving from the scumbags that enforce all this digraceful shite. Is that really such a bad thing i ask myself? Shrugs:

This cuntry and its residence have turned soft imo.
Time to fight back against these vile twwwwats, ruling and enfocing draconian laws in this increasingly becoming dictorial Nazi State. sick2:

Just MY opinions of course.
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Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 12:39:25 PM
GrowlerCam 2  whistle:

 Jail:

Yea. Whatever you say. ::)

Mrs g is taking the hit, and I have reluctantly scribbled my signature on the form to condemn her to another 3 points.

I will be taking 'action' however to get full value for money, just like last time. eveilgrin:
thease bastards have to learn that not everyone is going to take this shite lightly, turn over, have their tummies tickled, sigh, and say, ahh well, if that's the way it is, that's the way it is, and we all therefore have to be the obedient lickle lambs and do as we're told.

I don't actually DO doing as I'm told when I see total injustice and legalised thieving from the scumbags that enforce all this digraceful shite. Is that really such a bad thing i ask myself? Shrugs:

This cuntry and its residence have turned soft imo.
Time to fight back against these vile twwwwats, ruling and enfocing draconian laws in this increasingly becoming dictorial Nazi State. sick2:

Just MY opinions of course.

Wot about the scrotes who don't register their cars,,,,,,, rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on March 13, 2013, 01:10:00 PM
They presumably get away with it...until they get pulled by the jammy fingered filth.
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Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 01:12:26 PM
They presumably get away with it...until they get pulled by the jammy fingered filth.

Then they say they just bought it........ rubschin:
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Post by: GROWLER on March 13, 2013, 01:20:15 PM
They presumably get away with it...until they get pulled by the jammy fingered filth.

Then they say they just bought it........ rubschin:

Correct....from a man in the pub... for cash. ::)

I think they may have heard that one a few times tbh.
Invariably these arse wipes are uninsured, no mot or tax either, not to mention no licence.

I certainly haven't got ANY issues whatsoever getting that trash off the road, albeit temporarily, as they'll be down the 'ale 'ouse' 'just buying' another heap of shite the next day with their generally speaking, ill gotten gains.
The nick then eventually beckons...eventually, but they see that as simply a pleasant holiday and college of further education in the fine art of criminality learning hazard of the job.
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Post by: Uncle Mort on March 13, 2013, 01:59:26 PM
Mrs g is taking the hit, and I have reluctantly scribbled my signature on the form to condemn her to another 3 points.

 rubschin:

I take it from this that you have a very good idea as to who was driving.
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Post by: GROWLER on March 13, 2013, 02:27:50 PM
Mrs g is taking the hit, and I have reluctantly scribbled my signature on the form to condemn her to another 3 points.

 rubschin:

I take it from this that you have a very good idea as to who was driving.

Mrs G has owned up to it apparently, so she sez, yes it seems.  whistle:

Me personally
, have no idea whatsoever, as as previoulsy stated, I was havin' a kip at the time, so it would be foolish and also lying to state anything other than that.
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Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 05:36:27 PM
Do you not have one of those speedcam warning gizmos? 
Title: Re: £N.I.P.£
Post by: GROWLER on March 13, 2013, 06:23:53 PM
Do you not have one of those speedcam warning gizmos?

No
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Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 06:26:45 PM
Do you not have one of those speedcam warning gizmos?

No

Maybe time to invest ............or get the family all moggys........... :thumbsup:
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Post by: Nick on March 13, 2013, 06:28:15 PM
Do you not have one of those speedcam warning gizmos? 

They don't make clockwork ones  ::)
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Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 06:52:15 PM
Do you not have one of those speedcam warning gizmos?

No
You could get her an InfoRad K2.  The ideal detector for anyone that does not watch Top Gear

It's small, only about £30 and effin deafening if you are above the speed limit near a camera.  I threw mine (actually a K1) in a cupboard for it's ear splitting intolerance of my 10% over should be OK driving style. 

The PocketGPS world web site has stacks of reviews of them and the like
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Post by: GROWLER on March 26, 2013, 09:17:06 PM
Mrs G has now sent the form off pleading guilty. ::)

She has been nicked by a cash cow scamera once before, but her licence was clean when this latest incident happened.....by 13 minutes! Shocked:

Meanwhile, I have a plan. eveilgrin:
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Post by: Nick on March 26, 2013, 09:28:11 PM
What can possibly go wrong?  ::)
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Post by: apc2010 on March 27, 2013, 07:47:33 PM
Mrs G has now sent the form off pleading guilty. ::)

She has been nicked by a cash cow scamera once before, but her licence was clean when this latest incident happened.....by 13 minutes! Shocked:

Meanwhile, I have a plan. eveilgrin:

Is the plan like Nick's........ rubschin:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on March 27, 2013, 08:44:15 PM
Mrs G has now sent the form off pleading guilty. ::)

She has been nicked by a cash cow scamera once before, but her licence was clean when this latest incident happened.....by 13 minutes! Shocked:

Meanwhile, I have a plan. eveilgrin:

Is the plan like Nick's........ rubschin:

Doomed?
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 28, 2013, 01:43:36 PM
Mrs G has now sent the form off pleading guilty. ::)

She has been nicked by a cash cow scamera once before, but her licence was clean when this latest incident happened.....by 13 minutes! Shocked:

Meanwhile, I have a plan. eveilgrin:

Is the plan like Nick's........ rubschin:

Doomed?

Well, it had better be betterer than Huhne's was . . . .