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Title: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 07, 2013, 12:11:50 AM
This thread is for the night owls and workers............do not expect to see BM here.. noooo:


so all those who cannot sleep  can have a drink....just promise to write down what you had so BM can tally it up.......... whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift
Post by: Steve on March 07, 2013, 12:49:39 AM
good move

just about to give up on the cricket  115 for 7  evil: evil: evil:  CWMBO demanding night time snack
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Just One More on March 07, 2013, 06:59:14 AM
This thread is for the night owls and workers............do not expect to see BM here.. noooo:


so all those who cannot sleep  can have a drink....just promise to write down what you had so BM can tally it up.......... whistle:

Are you competing with the Crack  rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Pastis on March 07, 2013, 06:59:26 PM
If last night's anything to go by I'll be up (NAE) around 3 or 4am tomorrer  surrender:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 09, 2013, 12:31:40 AM
only me watching the cricket tonight it seems
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on March 09, 2013, 01:02:11 AM
Oh noes

Hic

What day is and where the fuck am i? That Bishops finger is bad stifff. not to mentio9n thje knees AND RAPPUITS. AND IT ALL HAPPRENS AGAIN NEXT WEEK  Wot Caps I HEAR YOU SAY

Rabbits I meant

I may have finally lost my marbles
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 09, 2013, 06:01:53 AM
Oh noes

Hic

What day is and where the fuck am i? That Bishops finger is bad stifff. not to mentio9n thje knees AND RAPPUITS. AND IT ALL HAPPRENS AGAIN NEXT WEEK  Wot Caps I HEAR YOU SAY

Rabbits I meant

I may have finally lost my marbles

 eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 09:32:55 AM
Oh noes

Hic

What day is and where the fuck am i? That Bishops finger is bad stifff. not to mentio9n thje knees AND RAPPUITS. AND IT ALL HAPPRENS AGAIN NEXT WEEK  Wot Caps I HEAR YOU SAY

Rabbits I meant

I may have finally lost my marbles

The first step towards a cure is recognising that you have a problem...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 09, 2013, 11:09:30 AM
Oh noes

Hic

What day is and where the fuck am i? That Bishops finger is bad stifff. not to mentio9n thje knees AND RAPPUITS. AND IT ALL HAPPRENS AGAIN NEXT WEEK  Wot Caps I HEAR YOU SAY

Rabbits I meant

I may have finally lost my marbles


The first step towards a cure is recognising that you have a problem...  Thumbs:

Oy!

You!

Out!

This is supposed to be a barman free zone!

 nonono: nonono:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Barman on March 09, 2013, 11:14:33 AM
Oh noes

Hic

What day is and where the fuck am i? That Bishops finger is bad stifff. not to mentio9n thje knees AND RAPPUITS. AND IT ALL HAPPRENS AGAIN NEXT WEEK  Wot Caps I HEAR YOU SAY

Rabbits I meant

I may have finally lost my marbles


The first step towards a cure is recognising that you have a problem...  Thumbs:

Oy!

You!

Out!

This is supposed to be a barman free zone!

 nonono: nonono:

 redface:

*door slams*
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Pirate on March 10, 2013, 05:16:25 AM
 hattip:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 11, 2013, 10:24:48 PM
Where are the night owls........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Pirate on March 11, 2013, 11:07:26 PM
Tooooooooooo early yet t-wit...twoooo
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 12, 2013, 12:08:13 AM
Yep that was way too early for Brit based nght owls
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2013, 12:40:11 AM
We need to set a time ....not on BM bedtime........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 12, 2013, 12:52:15 AM
We need to set a time ....not on BM bedtime........ rubschin:

Anytime after 8:30 then.
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 12, 2013, 11:40:55 PM
Goodnight guys got a busy day tomorrow ...............
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 13, 2013, 12:06:18 AM
Goodnight guys got a bust day tomorrow ...............

 eeek: with who?!
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 13, 2013, 12:07:34 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 13, 2013, 12:08:42 AM
evil:

fucking mongtard.  ::)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Grumpmeister on March 13, 2013, 12:18:48 AM
You missed an opportunity there Miss T, it would have been the ideal time for you to call him a right tit.  lol:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 13, 2013, 12:20:42 AM
that's it for me.  Been outvoted by SWMBO and CWMBO
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 16, 2013, 12:12:30 AM
Nite all.......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 16, 2013, 03:52:38 AM
Wusses. evil:

I'll .ave this tea on me own then. Banghead
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Pirate on March 17, 2013, 05:29:21 AM
 hattip:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 21, 2013, 11:30:53 PM
Open now....... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: tel on March 21, 2013, 11:43:21 PM
Watching Time Team - Liza Tarbuck is a guest on it.
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on March 22, 2013, 10:40:53 AM
Are they digging up some of her dad's jokes?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 12:38:17 PM
Are they digging up some of her dad's jokes?

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Darwins Selection on March 22, 2013, 02:01:21 PM
Watching Time Team - Liza Tarbuck is a guest on it.

Worth her weight in broken pots that one.
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 02:27:29 PM
Watching Time Team - Liza Tarbuck is a guest on it.

Worth her weight in broken pots that one.

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:46:55 PM
Technically open now .....BM has flaked out....... noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 07:47:47 PM
Technically open now .....BM has flaked out....... noooo:

Off we go then.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 07:48:21 PM
Flakey has bummed out you say
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:48:45 PM
Sure I heard him say free bar...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 07:50:22 PM
It was F something so that's close enough then
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 07:50:57 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 07:53:51 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
lol:

Now there's a line I haven't heard for a while . . . .





 . . .  ever
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 07:55:07 PM
SSSSHHH,,,,,,,don't wake the hound........
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 07:59:07 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
lol:

Now there's a line I haven't heard for a while . . . .





 . . .  ever


every day holds a new experience. Now go get changed, I'll pour some shots.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 08:02:20 PM
footie is on
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 08:04:39 PM
footie is on

Thanks for the reminder  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 08:07:49 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Thing you don't expect Amazon to sell #23

Nipple Tassels (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nippletassles&sprefix=nipple%2Caps%2C276)

140 choices  eeek:.

jeez has that Adsense Effed my computer for weeks or what?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 08:13:50 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Thing you don't expect Amazon to sell #23

Nipple Tassels (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nippletassles&sprefix=nipple%2Caps%2C276)

140 choices  eeek:.

jeez has that Adsense Effed my computer for weeks or what?


 lol: lol: lol:

which ones did you order?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 08:23:57 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Thing you don't expect Amazon to sell #23

Nipple Tassels (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nippletassles&sprefix=nipple%2Caps%2C276)

140 choices  eeek:.

jeez has that Adsense Effed my computer for weeks or what?


 lol: lol: lol:

which ones did you order?

None from me.  noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 22, 2013, 08:25:52 PM
none, am looking at an EBay shop in the name of Barman
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Misty on March 22, 2013, 09:04:42 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Thing you don't expect Amazon to sell #23

Nipple Tassels (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nippletassles&sprefix=nipple%2Caps%2C276)

140 choices  eeek:.

jeez has that Adsense Effed my computer for weeks or what?


 lol: lol: lol:

which ones did you order?

None from me.  noooo:

damn, I was hoping for a commission  noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 22, 2013, 09:10:19 PM
I'll get the glasses, Steve, you get the nipple tassels.  Thumbs:
Thing you don't expect Amazon to sell #23

Nipple Tassels (http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_4_6?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=nippletassles&sprefix=nipple%2Caps%2C276)

140 choices  eeek:.

jeez has that Adsense Effed my computer for weeks or what?


 lol: lol: lol:

which ones did you order?

None from me.  noooo:

damn, I was hoping for a commission  noooo:

It was the fact that you wore them that put everyone else off.

I will have to get a nice bird to be the model in the pictures from now on.
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 22, 2013, 11:52:59 PM
I'm 'ere, as me 'ed still thinks I'm on BST ffs! Banghead

Will just about 'ave got used to BWT when it changes again! cussing:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
I'm 'ere, as me 'ed still thinks I'm on BST ffs! Banghead

Will just about 'ave got used to BWT when it changes again! cussing:

Jet lag....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:00:36 AM
I'm 'ere, as me 'ed still thinks I'm on BST ffs! Banghead

Will just about 'ave got used to BWT when it changes again! cussing:

Jet lag....... rubschin:

No, just GROWLER lag.

WHY TF do the clocks have to change back so bastard late in this shitty lousy cuntry of ours ey, why?
Please explain, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I can understand or fathom an excuse out tbqatth. noooo:

I was sitting outside in a restaurant on the top of a BIG 'ill in DAYLIGHT and WARMISH SUNSHINE, at just before 7:30 pm last night ffs! cloud9:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:02:45 AM
I'm 'ere, as me 'ed still thinks I'm on BST ffs! Banghead

Will just about 'ave got used to BWT when it changes again! cussing:

Jet lag....... rubschin:

No, just GROWLER lag.

WHY TF do the clocks have to change back so bastard late in this shitty lousy cuntry of ours ey, why?
Please explain, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I can understand or fathom an excuse out tbqatth. noooo:

I was sitting outside in a restaurant on the top of a BIG 'ill in DAYLIGHT and WARMISH SUNSHINE, at just before 7:30 pm last night ffs! cloud9:

We still change with you ..... evil:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:04:55 AM
Yes, I know that, but 'cus you're ferther south, it doesn't affect you's so much.

I luv the light evenings. cloud9:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:07:26 AM
. . .
WHY TF do the clocks have to change back so bastard late in this shitty lousy cuntry of ours ey, why? . . .

I think your problem might be that just about all the UK is further East of Malaga.  Bit of elbow grease needed to change that but I'm sure we can do it
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:14:37 AM
. . .
WHY TF do the clocks have to change back so bastard late in this shitty lousy cuntry of ours ey, why? . . .

I think your problem might be that just about all the UK is further East of Malaga.  Bit of elbow grease needed to change that but I'm sure we can do it

Yes yes yes, I appreciate that wholly, but my point actually IS, or question even, WHY do we have to wait until April virtually before the rancid clocks go back to 'yes, we can actually go outside and do something in the evnings again' time...like  rubschin:, skiing, sledging, or building snowmen or summat? Shrugs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:24:14 AM
possibly the British weather
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:31:59 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:33:26 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)

Yep........
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:44:57 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)

Yep........
S'true. Tellin you's.

There's many examples of gubunmunts keeping their peasants down trodden and in the main, obedient.
We will do as we are told....apparently, and without fuss...alledgedly.

Get bastard stuffed, and come the revolution................. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:46:24 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)

Yep........
S'true. Tellin you's.

There's many examples of gubunmunts keeping their peasants down trodden and in the main, obedient.
We will do as we are told....apparently, and without fuss...alledgedly.

Get bastard stuffed, and come the revolution................. eveilgrin:

Could get tricky here on Tuesday ......... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 12:53:39 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)

Yep........
S'true. Tellin you's.

There's many examples of gubunmunts keeping their peasants down trodden and in the main, obedient.
We will do as we are told....apparently, and without fuss...alledgedly.

Get bastard stuffed, and come the revolution................. eveilgrin:

Could get tricky here on Tuesday ......... rubschin:


Mmmmmm  rubschin:

I could do with another birof a short break in the warmth again like. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:55:35 AM
possibly the British weather

Nah. It's a ploy to keep all of us sheeple miserable and down trodden I reckon, keeping most of the bleaters all obedient and in check like. ::)

Yep........
S'true. Tellin you's.

There's many examples of gubunmunts keeping their peasants down trodden and in the main, obedient.
We will do as we are told....apparently, and without fuss...alledgedly.

Get bastard stuffed, and come the revolution................. eveilgrin:

Could get tricky here on Tuesday ......... rubschin:


Mmmmmm  rubschin:

I could do with another birof a short break in the warmth again like. eveilgrin:

Bring bricks n stuff could get tasty ........or we will all go to the beach for a bbq n drinks,,,,,,,,, rubschin:

win/win ...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 12:57:52 AM
That's it for me tonight

over and out
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 12:59:02 AM
That's it for me tonight

over and out

We have a goodnight thread,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 01:02:37 AM
That's it for me tonight

over and out

We have a goodnight thread,,,,,,,,, noooo:

That's conforming though, and that's not good. So I'll say night night in here too....just to be a bastard  bitch like! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:05:00 AM
Morning all......... whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:18:32 AM
Morning all......... whistle:

How do Apey  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:21:42 AM
Morning all......... whistle:

How do Apey  :thumbsup:

Well considering ......and you youngs man ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:27:20 AM
Morning all......... whistle:

How do Apey  :thumbsup:

Well considering ......and you youngs man ...... rubschin:

Just back from work - tucking into 4 cold Carlsberg before bed and car MOT in the morning. I as a bit late leaving work tonight as there were lots of delays so I stayed on  bit to help - the two "job allocators" tonight are top lads so I don't mind helping them out.  We have this year's influx of temps just starting so I was babysitting them tonight - one of the poor feckers is gonna be black and blue tomorrow a he kep turning his back to me at the hold door as I was chucking the bags out. Caught him a beauty with a 32kg Samsonite straight in the back - he dropped like a stone  point:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:29:32 AM
Morning all......... whistle:

How do Apey  :thumbsup:

Well considering ......and you youngs man ...... rubschin:

Just back from work - tucking into 4 cold Carlsberg before bed and car MOT in the morning. I as a bit late leaving work tonight as there were lots of delays so I stayed on  bit to help - the two "job allocators" tonight are top lads so I don't mind helping them out.  We have this year's influx of temps just starting so I was babysitting them tonight - one of the poor feckers is gonna be black and blue tomorrow a he kep turning his back to me at the hold door as I was chucking the bags out. Caught him a beauty with a 32kg Samsonite straight in the back - he dropped like a stone  point:

Enjoy your beer......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:30:37 AM
And you...if you have any  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:32:59 AM
And you...if you have any  :thumbsup:

Vino tonight ....seems it has a leak ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:34:34 AM
And you...if you have any  :thumbsup:

Vino tonight ....seems it has a leak ....... rubschin:

Happens...
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:36:32 AM
Still in shorts ...... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on March 23, 2013, 01:46:39 AM
Still in shorts ...... rubschin:

Yup, but it's been proper windy, wet and cold there so it's not pleasant.

Still, it will be summer soon... happy002 happy002 happy002
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 01:48:16 AM
Still in shorts ...... rubschin:

Yup, but it's been proper windy, wet and cold there so it's not pleasant.

Still, it will be summer soon... happy002 happy002 happy002

I hope that bet was worth it.........
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 08:48:22 PM
Has he gone yet...... rubschin: 
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 01:40:02 AM
Has he gone yet...... rubschin:
I think you've all bloody gone yet

So I pilfered the till to find 3 castellated nuts, 2 washers and an IOU in it, drank the white spirit masquerading as voddy and am now giving up

I win?

No, TMR is around.
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 01:33:37 PM
Has he gone yet...... rubschin:
I think you've all bloody gone yet

So I pilfered the till to find 3 castellated nuts, 2 washers and an IOU in it, drank the white spirit masquerading as voddy and am now giving up

I win?

No, TMR is around.

You were too late Steve ..... The gerls were there first drank the place dry.. No munny in the till all costs went on BM's tab... TMR got one in and the last dance round the handbags ... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 01:52:13 PM
. . .You were too late Steve .....

Again?    cry:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Snoopy on March 24, 2013, 01:53:56 PM
. . .You were too late Steve .....

Again?    cry:

Better than too early old chap  ;)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 02:01:28 PM
. . .You were too late Steve .....

Again?    cry:

You been told this before  then.... Bless  .....   happy100
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 02:15:19 PM
oh yes

we've even been late to be told we woz late again
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 11:37:20 PM
Night all
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 11:40:01 PM
Night all

Sleep well........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
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Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2013, 12:52:56 AM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sport002.gif&hash=b7f998603e37d9bc708e404df297633dba5d9aeb) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
lol:

let's see if I can do it

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 :thumbsup:


And on that note, night all

Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 01:16:39 AM
Night guys.......
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 28, 2013, 04:28:12 AM
First time in here and I can hear an echo..... Heloooooooo
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Just One More on March 28, 2013, 05:42:54 AM
Shhh Miss C. Pirate and Steve were playing with their balls
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 11:10:53 PM
Can you lot be trusted on your own , going try for an early night ....... rubschin:



any drinks on BMs tab please .........
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 11:15:44 PM
I fear for Foggy's virtue  scared2:

Mind you, she has a bad chest  rubschin:   Allegedly.

I have collapso, insomnia and a crap film  cloud9:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 11:17:33 PM
I fear for Foggy's virtue  scared2:

Mind you, she has a bad chest  rubschin:   Allegedly.

I have collapso, insomnia and a crap film  cloud9:

she is still sick......... noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2013, 11:19:57 PM
Can you lot be trusted on your own , going try for an early night ....... rubschin:



any drinks on BMs tab please .........
I can be trusted as far as I can throw myself

Watching Life of Brian on a whim, may raid the bar occasionally.   BM's tab sounds good
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on March 28, 2013, 11:21:42 PM
I fear for Foggy's virtue  scared2:

Mind you, she has a bad chest  rubschin:   Allegedly.

I have collapso, insomnia and a crap film  cloud9:

she is still sick......... noooo:

Allergy?  whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 11:24:16 PM
Can you lot be trusted on your own , going try for an early night ....... rubschin:



any drinks on BMs tab please .........
I can be trusted as far as I can throw myself

Watching Life of Brian on a whim, may raid the bar occasionally.   BM's tab sounds good

Great film .......... :thumbsup:   goes well with JD.... whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 28, 2013, 11:33:51 PM
just done the what have the Romans ever done for us bit

JD hmmm  rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 28, 2013, 11:40:56 PM
just done the what have the Romans ever done for us bit

JD hmmm  rubschin:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Pirate on March 28, 2013, 11:54:16 PM
It's me...back again...

Lord Flashheart's grand entrance - Blackadder - BBC (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKfbSHW9uGA#)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 29, 2013, 12:07:39 AM
Invasion of the Pirate snatchers?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on March 29, 2013, 12:34:42 AM
I would really like to go to sleep now. evil:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 30, 2013, 09:35:36 PM
Will be 1 hour short tonight ....... noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on March 30, 2013, 09:43:59 PM
LL can make him have a nap tomorrow   pathead:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 30, 2013, 09:45:35 PM
Will be 1 hour short tonight ....... noooo:
Better that than be 1 foot shorter every night (not to mention his name like)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on April 27, 2013, 10:24:11 PM
Busy here tonight ,,,,,,,,,,, rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on April 27, 2013, 10:32:16 PM
 eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2014, 08:37:30 PM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on February 02, 2014, 10:21:33 PM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:

That took quite some time.  noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:03:37 PM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:

That took quite some time.  noooo:

And he got it wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319)

Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on February 02, 2014, 11:09:03 PM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:

That took quite some time.  noooo:

And he got it wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319)

I thought you meant today........ rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on February 02, 2014, 11:48:07 PM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:

That took quite some time.  noooo:

And he got it wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319)

I thought you meant today........ rubschin:

Didn't the April 27th 2013 tag on the post give you a clue?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2014, 12:06:34 AM
eeek:  is this thread still alive?  Thought I'd killed it


So wot do we reckon on Sunday's game at the Emirates?

We won......... Thumbs:

That took quite some time.  noooo:

And he got it wrong

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22237319)

I thought you meant today........ rubschin:

Didn't the April 27th 2013 tag on the post give you a clue?

 rubschin:   no.....
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2014, 08:53:26 PM
I may have to re-name this thread the early evening thread ( a BM free zone)....... whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 19, 2014, 08:55:06 PM
I may have to re-name this thread the early evening thread ( a BM free zone)....... whistle:
How about the "After sundown" thread?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on August 19, 2014, 08:56:18 PM
I may have to re-name this thread the early evening thread ( a BM free zone)....... whistle:
How about the "After sundown" thread?

 Thumbs: Thumbs:

Or after 2 beers....... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Barman on August 20, 2014, 04:57:21 AM
oi!  cussing:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on August 31, 2014, 09:19:51 PM
oi!  cussing:

Your point was...... whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on August 31, 2014, 09:37:37 PM
oi!  cussing:

Your point was...... whistle:

Too late.....he is cuddling up with his beshest dolly.  noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2014, 09:37:03 AM
oi!  cussing:

Your point was...... whistle:

Too late.....he is cuddling up with his beshest dolly.  noooo:
rubschin:

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Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on September 01, 2014, 04:31:31 PM
oi!  cussing:

Your point was...... whistle:

Too late.....he is cuddling up with his beshest dolly.  noooo:
rubschin:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.wonderwomancollectors.com%2Fdolls-47lb.jpg&hash=1895232a3747b242a0fc7d73815cb85a19a30d1e)

Nope.  noooo:




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Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 01, 2014, 06:13:59 PM
And Baldy should know seeing as he probably sold him it...  rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2014, 06:28:29 PM
But APC got the puncture  noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on September 01, 2014, 06:51:17 PM
 ;D   rubschin:   cussing:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2014, 07:44:14 PM
But APC got the puncture  noooo:

Story of his life.  whistle:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 09:02:36 PM
Guess BM is in bed ..so  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 09:04:00 PM
Guess BM is in bed ..so  Thumbs:
Has he got shingles too?
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on March 10, 2015, 09:04:53 PM
Guess BM is in bed ..so  Thumbs:
Has he got shingles too?

Nah, just gravel.......
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Steve on March 10, 2015, 09:14:01 PM
Guess BM is in bed ..so  Thumbs:
Has he got shingles too?

Nah, just gravel.......
lol:

and a quadcopter in a cupboard
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Barman on March 10, 2015, 09:22:45 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Baldy on March 10, 2015, 09:23:23 PM
Guess BM is in bed ..so  Thumbs:
Has he got shingles too?

Nah, just gravel.......

 drumroll:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on July 22, 2015, 07:29:22 PM
Wot happened to the night shift.... rubschin:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
Getting ready, like. Cat stuff. Cleaning  ::)
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: The Moan Ranger on July 23, 2015, 07:40:14 AM
Wot happened to the night shift.... rubschin:

I can contribute to this 2 days out of 8 now.

My night shift :-

Started at 19:00 and had 10 flights to get out by 20:15. Unfortunately 9 of those flights were late coming in so I sent the last lot of bags out (for the Ibiza flight) at 20:45. All my staff finish at 21:00 so it was down to me to collect all the empty luggage barrows to prepare for the first wave flights in the morning. After collecting the barrows from everywhere else, I went back to stand 105 at 21:30 to collect what I assumed would be 3 empty barrows. Not so!  They were still sitting there, full of bags and the plane was in darkness with no sign of anything happening. Hmmmm...a mild panic set in at first as I questioned whether I had sent the bags to the wrong stand, however, I quickly dismissed this as I would have had the loaders from "the Ramp" ringing me to know where the bags were. So I rang the Ramp and asked what was going on. It turned out that the plane was waiting for crew to arrive from Luton and it wasn't likely to depart for another 2 hours.  I bet that was a fun flight...

Satisfied that I could do no more for now, I returned to the baggage hall and cleared all the "twighlight bags" (bags checked in the night before an early morning departure) and then went for a couple of ciggies. The duty manager and Line Controller from the South terminal arrived shortly after and we ordered an Indian takeaway and sat down to watch the film "Focus" (not bad). Following the Indian, we were called by the Ramp who were desperately short of people to offload all the incoming late flights, so the 3 of us went out and did 4 offloads which took us through to 02:15. A couple of ciggies later and the first of our 03:00 starters arrived, closely followed by 2 more. From then until 07:00 ws just a blur of bags and then the cavalry charge of getting getting 11 flights out between 04:55 and 05:30. Then I went for a couple of ciggies while another Line Controller looked after the next batch of flights, then I went back and sent 4 more flights out before I was relieved by "Porn Star Steve", the Line Controller who starts at 07:00.

Now I am at home, drinking Cobra  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: apc2010 on July 23, 2015, 08:02:09 AM
Wot happened to the night shift.... rubschin:

I can contribute to this 2 days out of 8 now.

My night shift :-

Started at 19:00 and had 10 flights to get out by 20:15. Unfortunately 9 of those flights were late coming in so I sent the last lot of bags out (for the Ibiza flight) at 20:45. All my staff finish at 21:00 so it was down to me to collect all the empty luggage barrows to prepare for the first wave flights in the morning. After collecting the barrows from everywhere else, I went back to stand 105 at 21:30 to collect what I assumed would be 3 empty barrows. Not so!  They were still sitting there, full of bags and the plane was in darkness with no sign of anything happening. Hmmmm...a mild panic set in at first as I questioned whether I had sent the bags to the wrong stand, however, I quickly dismissed this as I would have had the loaders from "the Ramp" ringing me to know where the bags were. So I rang the Ramp and asked what was going on. It turned out that the plane was waiting for crew to arrive from Luton and it wasn't likely to depart for another 2 hours.  I bet that was a fun flight...

Satisfied that I could do no more for now, I returned to the baggage hall and cleared all the "twighlight bags" (bags checked in the night before an early morning departure) and then went for a couple of ciggies. The duty manager and Line Controller from the South terminal arrived shortly after and we ordered an Indian takeaway and sat down to watch the film "Focus" (not bad). Following the Indian, we were called by the Ramp who were desperately short of people to offload all the incoming late flights, so the 3 of us went out and did 4 offloads which took us through to 02:15. A couple of ciggies later and the first of our 03:00 starters arrived, closely followed by 2 more. From then until 07:00 ws just a blur of bags and then the cavalry charge of getting getting 11 flights out between 04:55 and 05:30. Then I went for a couple of ciggies while another Line Controller looked after the next batch of flights, then I went back and sent 4 more flights out before I was relieved by "Porn Star Steve", the Line Controller who starts at 07:00.

Now I am at home, drinking Cobra  :thumbsup:

That work seems to be interferring with your smoking... noooo:
Title: Re: The night shift (A barman Free Zone)
Post by: Barman on July 23, 2015, 10:01:11 AM
Wot happened to the night shift.... rubschin:

I can contribute to this 2 days out of 8 now.

My night shift :-

Started at 19:00 and had 10 flights to get out by 20:15. Unfortunately 9 of those flights were late coming in so I sent the last lot of bags out (for the Ibiza flight) at 20:45. All my staff finish at 21:00 so it was down to me to collect all the empty luggage barrows to prepare for the first wave flights in the morning. After collecting the barrows from everywhere else, I went back to stand 105 at 21:30 to collect what I assumed would be 3 empty barrows. Not so!  They were still sitting there, full of bags and the plane was in darkness with no sign of anything happening. Hmmmm...a mild panic set in at first as I questioned whether I had sent the bags to the wrong stand, however, I quickly dismissed this as I would have had the loaders from "the Ramp" ringing me to know where the bags were. So I rang the Ramp and asked what was going on. It turned out that the plane was waiting for crew to arrive from Luton and it wasn't likely to depart for another 2 hours.  I bet that was a fun flight...

Satisfied that I could do no more for now, I returned to the baggage hall and cleared all the "twighlight bags" (bags checked in the night before an early morning departure) and then went for a couple of ciggies. The duty manager and Line Controller from the South terminal arrived shortly after and we ordered an Indian takeaway and sat down to watch the film "Focus" (not bad). Following the Indian, we were called by the Ramp who were desperately short of people to offload all the incoming late flights, so the 3 of us went out and did 4 offloads which took us through to 02:15. A couple of ciggies later and the first of our 03:00 starters arrived, closely followed by 2 more. From then until 07:00 ws just a blur of bags and then the cavalry charge of getting getting 11 flights out between 04:55 and 05:30. Then I went for a couple of ciggies while another Line Controller looked after the next batch of flights, then I went back and sent 4 more flights out before I was relieved by "Porn Star Steve", the Line Controller who starts at 07:00.

Now I am at home, drinking Cobra  :thumbsup:

Don't you have your own thread for this...? ::)