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Title: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2013, 05:08:09 PM
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2013, 05:49:52 PM
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:

Are you a gayer?  eeek:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Snoopy on February 20, 2013, 05:56:51 PM
Always lock the door but then I have children and a dog...... any of which can appear when I am in the bathroom.  evil:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 20, 2013, 06:08:07 PM
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Pastis on February 20, 2013, 06:08:38 PM
It's hard to escape the news emanating from the trial, oh sorry 'bail hearing' of Oscar P.  The details coming out are weirdly fascinating ...  rubschin:

Would you lock the door to the bathroom if you got up in the middle of the night for a pee? After all, there's only you and your beloved at home and he's fast asleep in bed ...  rubschin:

I don't even have a lock on the bathroom door; do you? would you?  I can understand in a family situation, privacy issues etc, but ...  rubschin:

Are you a gayer?  eeek:

 doh:

But, if I were don't worry, you'd be the last person to blip on my gaydar  lol:   
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2013, 06:12:49 PM
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !

BedCam confirms that  whistle:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Barman on February 20, 2013, 06:25:19 PM
Never lock the door. In fact you're lucky if I close it !

BedCam confirms that  whistle:

It's dried out now. whistle:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: GROWLER on February 20, 2013, 06:57:27 PM
No lock on the shit 'ouse door, as i had to smash it open many many many years ago when G Jnr was  a baby bear cub after he locked himself in. ::)
One of those 'tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow jobs. lol:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 20, 2013, 07:43:24 PM
No lock on the lav here.  noooo:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 20, 2013, 08:04:19 PM
No lock on the downstairs one, lock on the upstairs one  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: GROWLER on February 20, 2013, 08:12:31 PM
You REALLY can't beat a bloody good steaming heaving dump in the lock free woods btw, 'specially if you can find a friendly obliging furry warm rabbit too. cloud9:


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Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Nick on February 20, 2013, 08:35:48 PM
Mr Thread?  noooo:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2013, 08:49:11 PM
There are locks, but the keys were lost some time before the Coronation..
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 20, 2013, 09:04:07 PM
There are locks here and they work but prolly only the little uns use em.
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Pirate on February 20, 2013, 09:09:27 PM
The spare keys were lost some time before the Coronation..

 rubschin: ...Sounds familiar...Have I ever interviewed you about the theft of a combine harvester...
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 20, 2013, 09:13:02 PM
The spare keys were lost some time before the Coronation..

 rubschin: ...Sounds familiar...Have I ever interviewed you about the theft of a combine harvester...

 lol:

I don't think so.

Neither on the subject of shotgun licences, dangerous dogs or missing vagrants.  whistle:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Just One More on February 20, 2013, 11:22:47 PM
Oh bloody great, keys and combine harvester in the same post. Thanks a bunch  Banghead
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2013, 05:50:34 AM
Oh bloody great, keys and combine harvester in the same post. Thanks a bunch  Banghead

 lol: lol: lol:

 Banghead
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 21, 2013, 08:29:59 AM
Oh bloody great, keys and combine harvester in the same post. Thanks a bunch  Banghead

A bunch of keys, Alicia Keys so many variations to frazzle  the brain.
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 08:53:02 AM
I did last night......... scared2:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Barman on February 21, 2013, 09:00:00 AM
I did last night......... scared2:

 evil:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 21, 2013, 10:08:48 AM
I did last night......... scared2:

Yes but you are supposed to do it from the inside. noooo:
Title: Re: Do you lock the door?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 21, 2013, 11:37:05 AM
Oh bloody great, keys and combine harvester in the same post. Thanks a bunch  Banghead
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