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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on February 19, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
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SO the boiler is on the blink evil:
Boilerman arrives and looks at it. He actually laffed eeek:
After further inspection he said "Just get a new boiler."
£1500 eeek: eeek: NickSick
Then he said, "I might be able to patch it up, like"
£350 noooo:
He is coming back on Thursday sad24:
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You and your boilers... noooo:
I assume this is one of those all-singing, all-dancing high efficiency condensing jobbies is it...?
Complete pile of shite...
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One of Prescott's legacies. Nuff said?
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One of Prescott's legacies. Nuff said?
Indeed... noooo:
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Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:
Yer MINTED ffs!
...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard 2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:
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Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:
Yer MINTED ffs!
...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard 2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:
rubschin: But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either. Think about it. cool14:
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Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:
Yer MINTED ffs!
...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard 2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:
rubschin: But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either. Think about it. cool14:
Shame. Ho could have burnt them in his incinerator to keep warm like! Thumbs:
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Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:
Yer MINTED ffs!
...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard 2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:
rubschin: But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either. Think about it. cool14:
WHAT???!!! Explode: Explode: Explode:
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I have heating and hot water cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I am also nearly £500 poorer sad24:
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I have heating and hot water cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I am also nearly £500 poorer sad24:
Pink-sis charges you to stay........ eeek:
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I have heating and hot water cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I am also nearly £500 poorer sad24:
I thought it was £350 to bodge it all back together for a short while like...? rubschin:
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More bodging was required noooo:
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I have heating and hot water cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
I am also nearly £500 poorer sad24:
:thumbsup: ;D.
Warmth and hot water on tap are two things you don't realise how much you love until you don't have them
Working sewerage is another but that's another long story
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More bodging was required noooo:
I'll give it 'til March.... noooo:
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I gave it until 6.15 sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I gave it until 6.15 sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Is it gubbed ....... rubschin:
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I gave it until 6.15 sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead
You gubbed it! happy001
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NickSick sad24: sad32:
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What did that work out per hour......... whistle:
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What did that work out per hour......... whistle:
happy001
How much was a new one like...? whistle:
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I gave it until 6.15 sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead
You gubbed it! happy001
We REALLY shouldn't laf you know, oh no no no. noooo:
Friggin wet me gruns i did!! happy001 happy001 happy001
Cheered me up absolutely NO end, on an otherwise shite depressing turgid day.
Tar lah!
I owe you one for this!! eastdrink048
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What did that work out per hour......... whistle:
happy001
How much was a new one like...? whistle:
About a rug n a half........... rubschin:
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What did that work out per hour......... whistle:
happy001
How much was a new one like...? whistle:
About a rug n a half........... rubschin:
Quick Like it...lots. lol: lol:
Not the bastard TWO, yes TWO THOUSAND POUND RUG THOUGH! Explode:
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To be fair, the rug lasted longer..... whistle:
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I won't do the "rug pulled out from under his feet" gag.
Any, 2k isn't a lot for a rug. if it looks really lifelike and fits well !
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I won't do the "rug pulled out from under his feet" gag.
Any, 2k isn't a lot for a rug. if it looks really lifelike and fits well !
lol: lol: lol:
For a ginger one tho...? noooo:
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I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was kindly cloud9: sad24:
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I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was kindly cloud9: sad24:
2gayers:
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I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was trying not to piss himself cloud9: sad24:
inane:
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Spank2:
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I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was trying not to piss himself cloud9: sad24:
inane:
happy001
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
You have us........... cloud9:
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
You have us........... cloud9:
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?
This was discussed during my 'letting him cwy on me shoulder' like, and all is not as good as it originally appeared to be on the surface.
He did actually sound thouroughly and totally pissed RIGHT off in all fairness, the poor owld goat, and yes, i did actually offer a bit of symapathy too....'cus THAT'S THE KIND'A BEAR I REALLY AM YOU SEE. angel1
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HA HA Ha
Frankly, verging on suicidal now
No cash
No boiler
Work dodgy in the extreme
Skint (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH
Had it really, Enough
I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?
This was discussed during my 'letting him cwy on me shoulder' like, and all is not as good as it originally appeared to be on the surface.
He did actually sound thouroughly and totally pissed RIGHT off in all fairness, the poor owld goat, and yes, i did actually offer a bit of symapathy too....'cus THAT'S THE KIND'A BEAR I REALLY AM YOU SEE. angel1
I'm sure it will all turn out right in the end like.... Thumbs:
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Friday is the big day :thumbsup:
Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long noooo:
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Friday is the big day :thumbsup:
Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long noooo:
So do we call you Nicola on Saturday?
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You can't say that evil:
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Friday is the big day :thumbsup:
Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long noooo:
So do we call you Nicola on Saturday?
happy001
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happy001
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happy001 happy001 happy001
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New boiler being installed :thumbsup:
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scorchio: or Freezy:
whistle:
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scorchio: or Freezy:
whistle:
^^ wot Darwin said ^^
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evil:
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He's set the fire alarm off. Red headed doc on nightshifts is a tad grumpy
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He's set the fire alarm off. Red headed doc on nightshifts is a tad grumpy
This is all going very well! eveilgrin:
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Now has has gone out "to fetch a part" evil:
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Now has has gone out "to fetch a part" evil:
Oh dears... noooo:
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Now has has gone out "to fetch a part" evil:
scared2: scared2:
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He is back and seems to have acquired some pies eeek:
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MythBusters-Exploding Water Heater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbreKn4PoAc#)
rubschin:
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He is back and seems to have acquired some pies eeek:
Oh dears... noooo:
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He is back and seems to have acquired some pies eeek:
Fine so long as he is sharing :thumbsup:
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He has gone out again and I can smell gas scared2:
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don't light that fag . . . . .
Explode:
ah well, nevermind
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He has gone out again and I can smell gas scared2:
Oh dears... noooo:
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All well, but he has a bad case of builder's bum noooo:
Will get a snap :thumbsup:
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All well, but he has a bad case of builder's bum noooo:
Will get a snap :thumbsup:
scared2:
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shall we do the obvious joke wheeze?
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Will try to get a better one. Lots of opportunities :thumbsup:
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OMG happy001
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OMG happy001
seconded. lol: lol: lol:
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I reckon that is Nick... rubschin:
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shall we do the obvious joke wheeze?
You mean wisecrack?
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The Boiler has Landed cloud9:
Well apart from the remote control thing what makes it werk. Another bloke is bringing that at 3.30, allegedly.
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The Boiler has Landed cloud9:
Well apart from the remote control thing what makes it werk. Another bloke is bringing that at 3.30, allegedly.
rubschin:
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Oh god ...prepare for all manner of heating programming woes . whistle:
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They have just called me to see if I want to pay evil:
I said, "When the electrician has finished the job"
Her: "Oh, is that booked in then?" Banghead Banghead Banghead
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They have just called me to see if I want to pay evil:
I said, "When the electrician has finished the job"
Her: "Oh, is that booked in then?" Banghead Banghead Banghead
Pay in installments........ whistle:
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He is on his way, allegedly
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Bish bosh, all done like. Apart from the radiator of course. And the box to cover the pipework.
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He is on his way, allegedly
Liar:
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lol:
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May try a shower later whistle:
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Popcorn:
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Wait for the gas bill........ noooo:
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Wait for the gas explosion........ noooo:
Thumbs:
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Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick... whistle:
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Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick... whistle:
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;D
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Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick... whistle:
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;D
lol: lol: lol:
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Miss A reports that her boiler is not werking.... noooo:
I expect somebody has stolen it again.... whistle: