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Title: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 19, 2013, 10:23:06 AM
SO the boiler is on the blink  evil:

Boilerman arrives and looks at it. He actually laffed  eeek:

After further inspection he said "Just get a new boiler."

£1500  eeek: eeek:  NickSick

Then he said, "I might be able to patch it up, like"

£350  noooo:

He is coming back on Thursday  sad24:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 11:46:51 AM
You and your boilers...  noooo:

I assume this is one of those all-singing, all-dancing high efficiency condensing jobbies is it...?

Complete pile of shite...
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on February 19, 2013, 12:34:34 PM
One of Prescott's legacies.  Nuff said?
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 12:38:23 PM
One of Prescott's legacies.  Nuff said?

Indeed...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: GROWLER on February 19, 2013, 01:46:26 PM
Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:

Yer MINTED ffs!

...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard  2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Snoopy on February 19, 2013, 03:48:12 PM
Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:

Yer MINTED ffs!

...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard  2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:


 rubschin:  But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either.  Think about it.  cool14:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 19, 2013, 03:49:34 PM
Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:

Yer MINTED ffs!

...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard  2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:


 rubschin:  But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either.  Think about it.  cool14:

Shame. Ho could have burnt them in his incinerator to keep warm like!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: GROWLER on February 19, 2013, 05:56:32 PM
Just gerra new one, you bloody piggin' tight wadded git. cussing:

Yer MINTED ffs!

...and to prove that, ANYONE/DICKHEAD that can afford a bloody mind boggling bastard  2, YES, 2 THOUSAND POUNDS ON A................ Explode:


 rubschin:  But if he spent that on a rug (In fact it was 2 rugs @ £2k each  as I recall) then obviously he doesn't still have the money and given events at Nick Towers that resulted in his removal to Nottingham he doesn't have the rugs either.  Think about it.  cool14:


WHAT???!!!  Explode: Explode: Explode:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 04:15:40 PM
I have heating and hot water  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I am also nearly £500 poorer  sad24:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 04:21:38 PM
I have heating and hot water  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I am also nearly £500 poorer  sad24:

Pink-sis charges you to stay........ eeek:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 04:23:04 PM
I have heating and hot water  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I am also nearly £500 poorer  sad24:

I thought it was £350 to bodge it all back together for a short while like...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 04:39:30 PM
More bodging was required  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on February 25, 2013, 05:42:56 PM
I have heating and hot water  cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:

I am also nearly £500 poorer  sad24:
:thumbsup:  ;D. 

Warmth and hot water on tap are two things you don't realise how much you love until you don't have them

Working sewerage is another but that's another long story
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:18:20 PM
More bodging was required  noooo:

I'll give it 'til March....  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 06:35:02 PM
I gave it until 6.15  sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 06:39:19 PM
I gave it until 6.15  sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead

Is it gubbed ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:41:06 PM
I gave it until 6.15  sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead

You gubbed it! happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 06:42:30 PM
 NickSick sad24: sad32:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 06:43:26 PM
What did that work out per hour......... whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 06:46:15 PM
What did that work out per hour......... whistle:

happy001


How much was a new one like...?  whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: GROWLER on February 25, 2013, 06:55:23 PM
I gave it until 6.15  sad24: Banghead Banghead Banghead

You gubbed it! happy001

We REALLY shouldn't laf you know, oh no no no. noooo:













Friggin wet me gruns i did!! happy001 happy001 happy001

Cheered me up absolutely NO end, on an otherwise shite depressing turgid day.

Tar lah!
I owe you one for this!! eastdrink048
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 06:57:43 PM
What did that work out per hour......... whistle:

happy001


How much was a new one like...?  whistle:

About a rug n a half........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: GROWLER on February 25, 2013, 06:59:42 PM
What did that work out per hour......... whistle:

happy001


How much was a new one like...?  whistle:

About a rug n a half........... rubschin:

Quick Like it...lots. lol: lol:

Not the bastard  TWO, yes TWO THOUSAND POUND RUG THOUGH! Explode:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:00:58 PM
To be fair, the rug lasted longer.....  whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: beerhead on February 25, 2013, 07:03:16 PM
I won't do the "rug pulled out from under his feet" gag.

Any, 2k isn't a lot for a rug. if it looks really lifelike and fits well !
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:09:42 PM
I won't do the "rug pulled out from under his feet" gag.

Any, 2k isn't a lot for a rug. if it looks really lifelike and fits well !

 lol: lol: lol:

For a ginger one tho...?  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 07:20:27 PM
I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was kindly  cloud9: sad24:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:22:29 PM
I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was kindly  cloud9: sad24:

2gayers:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 25, 2013, 07:27:29 PM
I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was trying not to piss himself  cloud9: sad24:

 inane:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 07:29:28 PM
 Spank2:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:29:42 PM
I just spoke to my beshtest frend Growler on the phone. He was trying not to piss himself  cloud9: sad24:

 inane:

happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on February 25, 2013, 07:58:27 PM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough



Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 25, 2013, 07:59:43 PM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough

I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on February 25, 2013, 08:06:02 PM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough

You have us........... cloud9:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 25, 2013, 09:28:31 PM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough

You have us........... cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthemothchase.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F01%2Flocke-hanging-self3.jpg&hash=d5378317e95a286f6d332447ed4fd952475616fd)
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: GROWLER on February 25, 2013, 10:07:53 PM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough

I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?

This was discussed during my 'letting him cwy on me shoulder' like, and all is not as good as it originally appeared to be on the surface.
He did actually sound thouroughly and totally pissed RIGHT off in all fairness, the poor owld goat, and yes, i did actually offer a bit of symapathy too....'cus THAT'S THE KIND'A BEAR I REALLY AM YOU SEE. angel1
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on February 26, 2013, 04:59:02 AM
HA HA Ha

Frankly, verging on suicidal now

No cash

No boiler

Work dodgy in the extreme

Skint  (yes, one day this week and three next) n OT ENOUGH

Had it really, Enough

I thought you'd sold that apartment like...?

This was discussed during my 'letting him cwy on me shoulder' like, and all is not as good as it originally appeared to be on the surface.
He did actually sound thouroughly and totally pissed RIGHT off in all fairness, the poor owld goat, and yes, i did actually offer a bit of symapathy too....'cus THAT'S THE KIND'A BEAR I REALLY AM YOU SEE. angel1

I'm sure it will all turn out right in the end like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 03:56:36 PM
Friday is the big day  :thumbsup:

Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 22, 2013, 04:04:27 PM
Friday is the big day  :thumbsup:

Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long  noooo:

So do we call you Nicola on Saturday?
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 22, 2013, 04:06:09 PM
You can't say that  evil:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 22, 2013, 05:01:17 PM
Friday is the big day  :thumbsup:

Can't believe I have managed with cold showers for so long  noooo:

So do we call you Nicola on Saturday?


happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on July 22, 2013, 06:51:04 PM
 happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on July 22, 2013, 06:52:01 PM
happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 08:38:20 AM
New boiler being installed  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 08:41:33 AM
 scorchio: or  Freezy:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 08:44:15 AM
scorchio: or  Freezy:

 whistle:

^^ wot Darwin said ^^
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 08:45:39 AM
 evil:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 09:15:43 AM
He's set the fire alarm off. Red headed doc on nightshifts is a tad grumpy
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 09:30:59 AM
He's set the fire alarm off. Red headed doc on nightshifts is a tad grumpy

This is all going very well!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 09:33:04 AM
Now has has gone out "to fetch a part"  evil:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 09:33:47 AM
Now has has gone out "to fetch a part"  evil:

Oh dears...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 09:40:58 AM
Now has has gone out "to fetch a part"  evil:

 scared2: scared2:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 09:42:07 AM
He is back and seems to have acquired some pies  eeek:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on July 26, 2013, 09:42:45 AM
MythBusters-Exploding Water Heater (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbreKn4PoAc#)

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 09:43:57 AM
He is back and seems to have acquired some pies  eeek:

Oh dears...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 09:44:19 AM
He is back and seems to have acquired some pies  eeek:

Fine so long as he is sharing  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 10:27:01 AM
He has gone out again and I can smell gas  scared2:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 10:29:31 AM
don't light that fag  . . . . .


 Explode:


ah well, nevermind
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 10:34:25 AM
He has gone out again and I can smell gas  scared2:

Oh dears...  noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 10:36:40 AM
All well, but he has a bad case of builder's bum  noooo:

Will get a snap  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 10:38:04 AM
All well, but he has a bad case of builder's bum  noooo:

Will get a snap  :thumbsup:

 scared2:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 10:41:45 AM
shall we do the obvious joke wheeze?
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 10:58:08 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fi7kuk39z9%2FIMG_20130726_00025.jpg&hash=d9dc2f4623dc2a2bbae0f714e5633205574d908f) (http://postimg.org/image/i7kuk39z9/)
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 11:02:20 AM
Will try to get a better one. Lots of opportunities  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: boogs on July 26, 2013, 11:07:49 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fi7kuk39z9%2FIMG_20130726_00025.jpg&hash=d9dc2f4623dc2a2bbae0f714e5633205574d908f) (http://postimg.org/image/i7kuk39z9/)

OMG   happy001
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Misty on July 26, 2013, 11:12:17 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fi7kuk39z9%2FIMG_20130726_00025.jpg&hash=d9dc2f4623dc2a2bbae0f714e5633205574d908f) (http://postimg.org/image/i7kuk39z9/)

OMG   happy001

seconded.  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 11:13:25 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fgpejkaf39%2Fnewspaper.jpg&hash=e7da882b2faf8e890da667e08d12768bd1e0c239) (http://postimg.org/image/gpejkaf39/)
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 11:13:48 AM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimg.org%2Fi7kuk39z9%2FIMG_20130726_00025.jpg&hash=d9dc2f4623dc2a2bbae0f714e5633205574d908f) (http://postimg.org/image/i7kuk39z9/)

I reckon that is Nick...  rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Darwins Selection on July 26, 2013, 11:43:17 AM
shall we do the obvious joke wheeze?

You mean wisecrack?
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 01:53:10 PM
The Boiler has Landed  cloud9:

Well apart from the remote control thing what makes it werk. Another bloke is bringing that at 3.30, allegedly.
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 01:56:03 PM
The Boiler has Landed  cloud9:

Well apart from the remote control thing what makes it werk. Another bloke is bringing that at 3.30, allegedly.

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Miss Demeanour on July 26, 2013, 02:47:15 PM
Oh god ...prepare for all manner of heating  programming woes .  whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 02:49:59 PM
They have just called me to see if I want to pay  evil:

I said, "When the electrician has finished the job"

Her: "Oh, is that booked in then?"  Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 02:51:00 PM
They have just called me to see if I want to pay  evil:

I said, "When the electrician has finished the job"

Her: "Oh, is that booked in then?"  Banghead Banghead Banghead

Pay in installments........ whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 02:52:16 PM
He is on his way, allegedly
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 04:28:10 PM
Bish bosh, all done like. Apart from the radiator of course. And the box to cover the pipework.
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on July 26, 2013, 04:29:00 PM
He is on his way, allegedly

 Liar:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Just One More on July 26, 2013, 07:39:36 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs18.postimg.org%2Fgpejkaf39%2Fnewspaper.jpg&hash=e7da882b2faf8e890da667e08d12768bd1e0c239) (http://postimg.org/image/gpejkaf39/)

 lol:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Nick on July 26, 2013, 07:41:45 PM
May try a shower later  whistle:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on July 26, 2013, 09:13:10 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: apc2010 on July 26, 2013, 09:15:21 PM
Wait for the gas bill........ noooo:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Baldy on July 26, 2013, 09:16:39 PM
Wait for the gas explosion........ noooo:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Grumpmeister on October 15, 2013, 12:17:38 AM
Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weblyest.com%2Ffiles%2Farticles%2F561%2Ff816adfecc7f2b37bf0631ed029ac8a4.jpg&hash=53fef24c578b45a60e310a719960568a7519367b)
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on October 15, 2013, 05:45:45 AM
Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weblyest.com%2Ffiles%2Farticles%2F561%2Ff816adfecc7f2b37bf0631ed029ac8a4.jpg&hash=53fef24c578b45a60e310a719960568a7519367b)

 ;D
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Steve on October 15, 2013, 10:16:12 PM
Just saw this and for some reason thought of Nick...  whistle:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.weblyest.com%2Ffiles%2Farticles%2F561%2Ff816adfecc7f2b37bf0631ed029ac8a4.jpg&hash=53fef24c578b45a60e310a719960568a7519367b)

 ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Boiler woes
Post by: Barman on November 18, 2013, 06:56:23 AM
Miss A reports that her boiler is not werking....  noooo:

I expect somebody has stolen it again....  whistle: