The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on February 15, 2013, 01:48:48 PM
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Just been to see a cussie up in the land of the more severly mentally challenged and substantially more deformed land of the interbreds....Runcorn. sick2:
What an absolute shit hole to beat all other shit holes of the whole wide world. eeek:
Knocks on the door of this hovel, and this munter slithers to the door, "yea, ey, wha"/
Introduce meself like and what I've come to do, and she then SSSSSSSSSo proudly announces whilst blowing her rancid fumes all over me, that she's currently got the dreaded Nurovirus, and has never felt so il in all her miserable existance, cough cough splutter, and would I like a cup of tea!!! Shocked:
I'm currently bleaching everything I have touched since leaving the filthy shit hole, including me paws and face.
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At least she offered you a cuppa........ :thumbsup:
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* bleaches keyboard *
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At least she offered you a cuppa........ :thumbsup:
I'd have offered her euthinasia if I'd thought on like.
She wasn't wearing any shoe or slippers, just these disgusting overly fat toed bare feet. sick2:
Lost count of the number of toes she had after 18. eeek:
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My point here is btw, I rang her to tell her I was on me way, so WHY TF didn't she tell me that she was really ill, and I could have gone next week or when/whatever/never. Banghead
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Ah but doesn't IQ decline with excessery in the toe dept?
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Was it Chloe?
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Was it Chloe?
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Was it Chloe?
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happy001
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lol: lol: lol: lol:
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How things can change within just 3 hours ey?
Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.
Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:
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How things can change within just 3 hours ey?
Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.
Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:
Was it Chloe?
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Also, the change in the desirabilty of towns/cities I visit.
The one extreme of the interbred capitol city of the UK, Runcorn, to what i consider to be the most beautiful city, Chester.
Eye watering constant top totty show too! Drool:
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How things can change within just 3 hours ey?
Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.
Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:
Was it Chloe?
No it friggin' wasnt Chloe. Banghead
It was Wendy actually. cloud9:
F.A.F. :thumbsup:
Wora'n arse....amongst other assorted giblets. Drool:
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How things can change within just 3 hours ey?
Went to this 'beauty salon' this avvy to fix a Freelander for the proprieter.
Worra BABE! cloud9: Shocked: :sex023: Drool:
Was it Chloe?
No it friggin' wasnt Chloe. Banghead
It was Wendy actually. cloud9:
F.A.F. :thumbsup:
Wora'n arse....amongst other assorted giblets. Drool:
I bet you sniffed the seat.... noooo:
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Yes Chester is v good, can't vouch for Wendy though
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Luv my job sometimes you know. cloud9:
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Luv my job sometimes you know. cloud9:
You DID sniff it! point:
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Yes Chester is v good, can't vouch for Wendy though
Oh believe me, we ALL would...apart from that Nick creature obviously, as his is SSSSSSSSSSSSO miniscule, he wouldn't be able to find it in time. noooo:
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Luv my job sometimes you know. cloud9:
You DID sniff it! point:
Massaged it, as it was still warm. cloud9:
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Luv my job sometimes you know. cloud9:
You DID sniff it! point:
Massaged it, as it was still warm. cloud9:
It was only after 20 minutes that I realised I'd left the heated seats on. redface:
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Luv my job sometimes you know. cloud9:
You DID sniff it! point:
Massaged it, as it was still warm. cloud9:
It was only after 20 minutes that I realised I'd left the heated seats on. redface:
happy001
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