The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on February 14, 2013, 06:41:32 AM
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For BM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQEGkDZZCTBEZm2UmzUNeQQkkM_ZsF5xO4o4meROvavSAPymnk29Q)
For DS
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For Nick
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For JOM
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpinkandposh.co.uk%2FWebRoot%2FStoreDaily%2FShops%2Feshop406641%2F4B4C%2F85E5%2FEC35%2F52E1%2F5BF9%2FC31A%2F5AE3%2F7E6D%2FValentines_Suede_Dess_145mm.jpg&hash=83820c4f7b28c96de896d30e7619af1526544439)
For Growler
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For Miss C
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For Tipsy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffarm5.staticflickr.com%2F4044%2F4344891949_d9e1fbb66f_z.jpg%3Fzz%3D1&hash=6bdd0aea4eaba25114b1c566dcfe5d20fd7c99ae)
For Baldy
(https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3uYGksp3t9kHpwQTUkQ0KmgtVHsnNcywGXuKH3HVivlWNqSi3EA)
For Apey
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Ffaithfulprovisions.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F01%2FFunny-Car-Valentine.jpg&hash=7b0899ec2dc117fe69633f46046986b3f3b41eb1)
For Uncle M
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.crazywebsite.com%2FPg-Free-Clipart-Graphics%2FPrintable-Valentine-Cards-1LG%2FPrintable-09_Valentines_Day_Card_Vintage_Space-1EXLG.jpg&hash=f4e94b8f7405fd6a0d2f595a3bc5ef39724d8aa3)
For Miss T
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fboingboing.net%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F02%2FNewImage4.png&hash=b8198d297776a7017b9aded803a9fcb9b6ddfe4c)
For Pastis
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fprommafia.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Ffunny-valentines-day-card.jpg&hash=75b5ffa29bb294e73292b0e8c586c683588ec3dd)
For Snoopy
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fvalentinesdaymassacre.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F3861a_funny_valentines_day_poems_for_boyfriends_printable-valentine-vintage-little-boy-and-dog.jpg&hash=15a9d5dc40867ae8bbc202bf57c852a4d3a77951)
For Pirate
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fcdn.someecards.com%2Fsomeecards%2Ffilestorage%2Fbouquet-love-date-1800flowers-valentines-ecards-someecards.png&hash=41ae197c79d25ee64a6c6e52fb2c994f36071405)
For GM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSu3SBUoi44J_hc1JN9XIMzNuoIvWCOwQOF7OJ3nlpm4j-IX2C2)
For Stevek
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimage5.spreadshirt.com%2Fimage-server%2Fv1%2Fproducts%2F20523799%2Fviews%2F1%2Cwidth%3D378%2Cheight%3D378%2CappearanceId%3D48%2FFunny-Singles-Valentines-day-humor.png&hash=ce45bfa31fcabb49415d56f9c921c296c5761442)
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Aahhhhhhh.... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love057.gif&hash=22ecbb5e1a108b51ab0f1191df22dbbb02c31f14) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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How sweet ~ thanks young lady
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love005.gif&hash=ad7e209d2b6fde480df4984ed360fa9d86847e17) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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Here you go...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-love005.gif&hash=ad7e209d2b6fde480df4984ed360fa9d86847e17) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
For the other pub girls...
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-merv%2Frose.gif&hash=f6cbc0bd8900b3c961801fe2c22463975bf4d00a) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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Thanks Miss D, great effort :thumbsup:
Meanwhile in breaking news, speculation in some of the media (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-21455453) suggests that Oscar Pistorius's girlfriend snook in his house to give him a Valentines day surprise and she got a bit more than she was bargaining for noooo:
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Shot through the heart , and you're to blame , you give love a bad name !
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Guaranteed to be convicted ~ He hasn't got a leg to stand on after all.
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Shot through the heart , and you're to blame , you give love a bad name !
:thumbsup:
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Guaranteed to be convicted ~ He hasn't got a leg to stand on after all.
:thumbsup:
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;D Oh Miss D well done I have choccy and voddy for you.xxx
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Brilliant Miss D ;D
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Brilliant Miss D ;D
We have a better class of poster here eh...? Thumbs:
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Yes
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Brilliant Miss D ;D
We have a better class of poster here eh...? Thumbs:
Oh yyyyyyes indeedeedodo. cloud9:
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Ave and 'ug from me Miss D, oh, and Miss C, and Miss T and Tipo Gipo, oh, and LL if she's still alive like. whistle:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2Fdj2nh0r3r%2FAwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.jpg&hash=c1ff83d2a53b798320d2a5aa9eb9c6e6c6429fa0) (http://postimage.org/image/dj2nh0r3r/)
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The rest of you's can knob off.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F4a52kn7lj%2F15150359.jpg&hash=02f20ca34211f597f676c84d1d2904546acb6ad5) (http://postimage.org/image/4a52kn7lj/)
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The rest of you's can knob off.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F4a52kn7lj%2F15150359.jpg&hash=02f20ca34211f597f676c84d1d2904546acb6ad5) (http://postimage.org/image/4a52kn7lj/)
Charmed I'm sure... ::)
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Awww .... thanks Shocked: ;)
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The rest of you's can knob off.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs7.postimage.org%2F4a52kn7lj%2F15150359.jpg&hash=02f20ca34211f597f676c84d1d2904546acb6ad5) (http://postimage.org/image/4a52kn7lj/)
Charmed I'm sure... ::)
Ahhhhhhhhh, bless. ::)
Ave a man ug from me oh insecure one. happy100
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Awww .... thanks Shocked: ;)
S'ok. angel1
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She loves me! cloud9:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F_pgO-2oWFc34%2FSZQ8rxsp6vI%2FAAAAAAAABi4%2FaZ0SO8BAmK4%2Fs320%2Fsnoopy_valentine.gif&hash=ef41cc478cac5ef9348dec88a7b79a6ce55c18b2)
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Shot through the heart , and you're to blame , you give love a bad name !
Had to give up and google that. JBJ :thumbsup:. Do we have an "identify the lyric and no googly cheating" thread?
Guaranteed to be convicted ~ He hasn't got a leg to stand on after all.
happy001 and it's my lucky keyboard day
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She loves me not sad32:
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She loves me not sad32:
point:
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It's microscopic just for you
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frlv.zcache.com%2Fi_love_baggage_handlers_baggage_tag_luggage_tag-ra787c5bcbd5f46ceafc7510f63d5d9c8_fuy1s_8byvr_512.jpg&hash=cade3c693f84ff99f8f161af3abe92ae02993108)
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Thankyou Miss D.
specially for you honey.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.postimage.org%2F8xokv0dj3%2FValentine_Vodka1.jpg&hash=19b1ecb58cc3ae2244f7a71f258a1836ef886711) (http://postimage.org/image/8xokv0dj3/)
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Thank you ...finally someone cares angel1
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Thank you ...finally someone cares angel1
If you look it's empty.........Never trust Miss T with booze......... noooo:
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Thank you ...finally someone cares angel1
If you look it's empty.........Never trust Miss T with booze......... noooo:
happy001
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cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: cloud9:
Thank you ...finally someone cares angel1
If you look it's empty.........Never trust Miss T with booze......... noooo:
happy001
evil:
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Detroit Vodka? Oh no no no. Pretty bottle though
Barman please get Miss D a bestest Polish vodka bottle (unopened and no white spirit) on my bill please.
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Detroit Vodka? Oh no no no. Pretty bottle though
Barman please get Miss D a bestest Polish vodka bottle (unopened and no white spirit) on my bill please.
She likes this stuff - loads of it.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Falbertisement.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fvodka-es-vodka-absolut.jpg&hash=81b815bbfa74f6776eeb2cf2a4c91a344493538e)
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Shocked:
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Ye-esss.... but I had twenty litres when you arrived... ::)
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Don't worry, I will finish it off. :thumbsup:
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Don't worry, I will finish it off. :thumbsup:
You did... ::)
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Ye-esss.... but I had twenty litres when you arrived... ::)
That's alot of melons........... rubschin:
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Ye-esss.... but I had twenty litres when you arrived... ::)
That's alot of melons........... rubschin:
My thoughts exactly .......... when I saw the photos. redface:
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Detroit Vodka? Oh no no no. Pretty bottle though
Barman please get Miss D a bestest Polish vodka bottle (unopened and no white spirit) on my bill please.
She likes this stuff - loads of it.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Falbertisement.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fvodka-es-vodka-absolut.jpg&hash=81b815bbfa74f6776eeb2cf2a4c91a344493538e)
Looks Swedish to me. No Potocki?
(hopefully not, it costs an arm and a leg)
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Detroit Vodka? Oh no no no. Pretty bottle though
Barman please get Miss D a bestest Polish vodka bottle (unopened and no white spirit) on my bill please.
She likes this stuff - loads of it.... noooo:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Falbertisement.files.wordpress.com%2F2010%2F07%2Fvodka-es-vodka-absolut.jpg&hash=81b815bbfa74f6776eeb2cf2a4c91a344493538e)
Looks Swedish to me. No Potocki?
(hopefully not, it costs an arm and a leg)
No Mini Magnums left either! noooo:
A catering pack I bought....
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I'm not allowed to buy Mini Magnums between August bank holiday and Easter cry:
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You kept asking me if I wanted something to lick !
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You kept asking me if I wanted something to lick !
redface:
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There seems to be a last minute rush on flowers and chocs out there... Never seen so many flustered males of the species noooo:
And when you carry them back to wherever (flowers), is it blooms down or blooms up? rubschin:
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You still had some in the freezer when I left !!!
Ye-esss.... but I had twenty litres when you arrived... ::)
That's alot of melons........... rubschin:
My thoughts exactly .......... when I saw the photos. redface:
drumroll:
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I think Miss T is the winner angel1
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I think Miss T is the winner angel1
Party001:
where do I collect my trophy?
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I shall deliver it in person eyes: eyes: eyes
It's quite big.
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I think Miss T is the winner angel1
Party001:
where do I collect my trophy?
It'll be on the pillow next to you in the morning noooo:
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I shall deliver it in person eyes: eyes: eyes
It's quite big.
It's his font type whistle:
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I shall deliver it in person eyes: eyes: eyes
It's quite big.
It's his font type whistle:
happy001 humour him.
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I think Miss T is the winner angel1
Party001:
where do I collect my trophy?
It'll be on the pillow next to you in the morning noooo:
A Findus Lasagne?
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Shocked: Is this the cheap Cypriot Mafia, when did they move from horses heads to a lasagne. They really must be in recession still at least it is Findus and nor a 'value range' one. noooo:
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* Profanity Alert Klaxon *
I bought a Valentine’s Day card for everyone at our local Tourette’s Society.
It’s the thought that cunts.
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For tourettes you could have used Foulomatic (http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/)
My first one was "ginger erection fondler" eeek:
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Dick Pipe Wanker eeek:
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Dipping cock-tip stack felcher Shocked:
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scurvy looking nut hole sucker. eeek:
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scurvy looking nut hole sucker. eeek:
eeek:
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Apey? eeek:
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Apey? eeek:
No silly ::) he's a bloated spunk-bubble semen sucker.
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Apey? eeek:
No silly ::) he's a bloated spunk-bubble semen sucker.
I'm not sitting next to him in the minema.... noooo:
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Apey? eeek:
No silly ::) he's a bloated spunk-bubble semen sucker.
I'm not sitting next to him in the minema.... noooo:
lol: lol: lol: I'll sit beside you, just watch those wandering hands. ;)
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Ii have tears rolling down my cheeks. Absolutely hysterical. Ii have a new toy.
Snot licking scrotum lover. happy002 happy002 happy002 happy002
Apey? eeek:
No silly ::) he's a bloated spunk-bubble semen sucker.
I'm not sitting next to him in the minema.... noooo:
lol: lol: lol: I'll sit beside you, just watch those wandering hands. ;)
I'll sit on them.... You'll have to hold drinks and nibbles up to my mouth like.... eyes:
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You be careful Miss T :thumbsup:
Great Moments In Hook Up History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBAmfRnqCk#noexternalembed)
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You be careful Miss T :thumbsup:
Great Moments In Hook Up History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBAmfRnqCk#noexternalembed)
evil:
redface:
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You be careful Miss T :thumbsup:
Great Moments In Hook Up History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBAmfRnqCk#noexternalembed)
evil:
redface:
did he just ruin your plan?
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You be careful Miss T :thumbsup:
Great Moments In Hook Up History (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcBAmfRnqCk#noexternalembed)
evil:
redface:
did he just ruin your plan?
sad24: