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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 10:02:28 AM
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"You didn't come around. see you soon, love Chloe" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
eeek: eeek: eeek: cloud9: eyes:
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Valentine.............. rubschin:
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Valentine.............. rubschin:
No. evil:
It'll be some twat (male) in 'ere wot knows me mobby number problee. Banghead
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Not me guv.
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Innocent as charged... angel1
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Nor me.
Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks
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Nor me.
Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks
Thank you.
I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:
Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:
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Nor me.
Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks
Thank you.
I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:
Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:
I think miss D would advise against that.
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Nor me.
Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks
Thank you.
I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:
Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:
I think miss D would advise against that.
So it wasn't you either then? sad32:
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Nor me.
Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks
Thank you.
I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:
Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:
I think miss D would advise against that.
So it wasn't you either then? sad32:
No pet. happy100
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like! scared2:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Popcorn:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like! scared2:
I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld golden turnips DS ring it p'raps? rubschin:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like! scared2:
I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld golden turnips DS ring it p'raps? rubschin:
I think Nick has it on speed dial. rubschin:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
You saying it might not have been for me after all then? eeek: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like! scared2:
I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld golden turnips DS ring it p'raps? rubschin:
But then they might cop off with her instead.... whistle:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:
call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:
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Yes put poor Chloe out of her misery. If Google don't know it then unlikely to be a scam
BTW Chloe could be an Everton supporter
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:
call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:
Can't.
I'm too shy. scared2:
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Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.
It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.
Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:
call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:
Can't.
I'm too shy. scared2:
bollox.
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I bet she is like this like >>>> ( o Y o ) eyes:
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I bet she is like this like >>>> ( o Y o ) eyes:
or this......
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)
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I bet she is like this like >>>> ( o Y o ) eyes:
or this......
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)
LL! eeek:
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happy001
told you she was fat fingered
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I bet she is like this like >>>> ( o Y o ) eyes:
or this......
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)
Oh Miss T noooo: I had real trouble working out where that started and where it ended. I am no spring chicken and I could do with shedding a few pounds so am not pointing a critical finger at her size but if you are that size why on earth would you want a photograph of yourself like that taken? I really do not understand.,
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She's just texteded me again! eeek:
"Come on hunky.call and we can meet" Chloe Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Ah
complete change of advice. Whatever you do don't text or call back.
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Ah
complete change of advice. Whatever you do don't text or call back.
But she's obviously got me number now!
I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:
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She's seen you and the number on your van / truck / whatever lol: lol:
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Ah
complete change of advice. Whatever you do don't text or call back.
But she's obviously got me number now!
I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:
Is she selling a moggy.......... rubschin:
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Ah
complete change of advice. Whatever you do don't text or call back.
But she's obviously got me number now!
I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:
Is she selling a moggy.......... rubschin:
Nah. Problee an owld Sierra knowing my luck. ::)
Wonder if it's that gerly on the street corner wot was giving me the 'come on' whist visiting Nick Broken Towers? rubschin:
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She's seen you and the number on your van / truck / whatever lol: lol:
Sez it all then really ey? :thumbsup:
Big soft kind easy going warm 'earted fluffy bears are HIGHLY desirable you know. cloud9:
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She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately! Thumbs:
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She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately! Thumbs:
Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)
Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why? Shrugs:
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She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately! Thumbs:
Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)
Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why? Shrugs:
Welcome to my werld.... happy100
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She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately! Thumbs:
Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)
Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why? Shrugs:
Glass half empty ... whistle:
Of course you'll never find out until you make the call lol: Could be glass half full Thumbs:
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CALL HER!
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Oh dear, I'm filling up here ... it could be just like Sleepless in Seattle sad24:
happy001 happy001 happy001
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If it is Nick he won't answer as he is in the library like.... Thumbs:
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Wot is this shite? Is Growler excited or scared? rubschin:
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Wot is this shite? Is Growler excited or scared? rubschin:
Scared... ::)
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He has gone... I reckon he is on the phone to her like.... eyes:
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eyes:
I hope has trimmed his claws
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eyes:
I hope has trimmed his claws
I hope she has! eveilgrin:
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Could be a honey trap whistle:
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Could be a honey trap whistle:
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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If only she had cake noooo:
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. . .Big soft kind easy going warm 'earted fluffy bears are HIGHLY desirable you know. cloud9:
Only since Tesco learnt how to test for horse DNA
Oh you meant . . . . . .
Do not call her back. She (more likely it's a he) will then think you are a mug and sell your number onto the real bastards.
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rubschin: MMmmmm
Different number tonight I notice.
rubschin: Mmmmmmmm
I have a strange feeling. rubschin:
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eeek: More? Wot is she saying ? Some peeps have more than one phone you know. Is she a tease? I guess it is one of your cussie receptionists having a laff. Or perhaps eyes: Go for it
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Could be a honey trap whistle:
Bears, 'specially big friendly furry ones, absolutely ADORE 'oney. Drool:
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Think I'll trawl through me blower directory to see if either of the numbers match up with these texts. rubschin:
Could take some time as I know a squillion sheeples. ::)
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eeek: More? Wot is she saying ? Some peeps have more than one phone you know. Is she a tease? I guess it is one of your cussie receptionists having a laff. Or perhaps eyes: Go for it
Yup. There are some nasty vicious folk out there that could well be trying to 'ave a laf at my expense I feel. evil:
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Do you want some cheese. Just call her back!!
And then tell us whaT HAPPENED
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Do you want some cheese. Just call her back!!
And then tell us whaT HAPPENED
I've texteded back telling her I'm a gaylord. lol:
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You coward. Go for it :thumbsup:
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You coward. Go for it :thumbsup:
Nah. I'm a faithful ole Bear. angel1
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She's very insistant, but I'm holding firm...so to speak like. whistle:
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Well I for one think that's :thumbsup:
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Popcorn:
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Well I for one think that's :thumbsup:
Thanks for that Stevie lad. :thumbsup:
Nick just wants tittle tattle, drama and gos'.
Like a piggin wumman he is. ::)
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She prolly thinks you are a Gayer: now... ::)
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She prolly thinks you are a Gayer: now... ::)
I told her i was...to ger'er off me case like! Banghead
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If she is one of those receptionists you are bound to run into her again, like. And now she will think you are a gayer point:
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Holy piggin' moly. eeek:
Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:
Who TF is Paula? Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )
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Holy piggin' moly. eeek:
Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:
Who TF is Paula? Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )
How is your swing............. whistle:
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Holy piggin' moly. eeek:
Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:
Who TF is Paula? Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )
How is your swing............. whistle:
If it wasn't for me goosed shoulder...great. ::)
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Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:
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Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:
Don't do faceache........... cloud9:
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Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:
Don't do faceache........... cloud9:
So I can count you out then ey? lol:
Don't do it that much either now tbh.
Most of the shite I write is similar to the shite I write on 'ere....and generally gets ignored....like in 'ere too, like. whistle:
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Where is Growler........... rubschin:
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Out with Chloe? eyes:
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Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:
Don't do faceache........... cloud9:
+1 like.... Thumbs: