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Title: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 10:02:28 AM
"You didn't come around. see you soon, love Chloe" xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 eeek: eeek: eeek:  cloud9:  eyes:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 10:07:05 AM
Valentine.............. rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 10:10:39 AM
Valentine.............. rubschin:

No. evil:
 It'll be some twat (male) in 'ere wot knows me mobby number problee. Banghead
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: tel on February 13, 2013, 10:18:35 AM
Not me guv.
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 10:46:40 AM
Innocent as charged...  angel1
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 12:14:02 PM
Nor me. 

Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks

Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 01:41:04 PM
Nor me. 

Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks

Thank you.

I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:

Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 01:45:38 PM
Nor me. 

Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks

Thank you.

I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:

Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:

I think miss D would advise against that.
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 01:49:11 PM
Nor me. 

Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks

Thank you.

I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:

Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:

I think miss D would advise against that.

So it wasn't you either then? sad32:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 01:51:17 PM
Nor me. 

Below my level of stoopery for foul tricks

Thank you.

I find it positively cruel to be buildin' an owld Bears hopes up like this tbh. sad32:

Think I'll leave it on me 'phone for Mrs G. to find. eveilgrin:

I think miss D would advise against that.

So it wasn't you either then? sad32:

No pet.  happy100
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 01:58:44 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 02:00:33 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:

It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like!  scared2:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 02:03:02 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:

 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:08:55 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:

It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like!  scared2:

I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld  golden turnips DS ring it p'raps?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 02:10:15 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:

It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like!  scared2:

I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld  golden turnips DS ring it p'raps?  rubschin:

I think Nick has it on speed dial.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 02:10:49 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?

Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her. 
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:12:33 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?

Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.

You saying it might not have been for me after all then?  eeek:  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 02:15:56 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:

It might be one of those premium rate numbers - twelve quid a minute when you dial it back like!  scared2:

I could publish the number on 'ere and let that minted Nasty Nick or owld  golden turnips DS ring it p'raps?  rubschin:

But then they might cop off with her instead....  whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:17:18 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.

Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 02:18:29 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.

Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:

call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 02:26:38 PM
Yes put poor Chloe out of her misery.  If Google don't know it then unlikely to be a scam

BTW Chloe could be an Everton supporter
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 02:34:29 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.

Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:

call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:

Can't.
I'm too shy. scared2:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 02:35:40 PM
Well obviously, the number that it came from is logged on me 'phone, so  I could try ringing it I suppose. rubschin:.


It'll either be that nasty Nick or a lesso. Angry9:
Tried putting the number into Google?
Could of course be some poor girl has got all fat fingered with the tension of texting he who has spurned her.

Just sez it's an Orange netwerk number. ::)
S'pose that narrows it down a bit like ey? whistle:

call iit call it caaallllll iiiittt!!!!! Yargh:

Can't.
I'm too shy. scared2:

bollox.
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 03:06:18 PM
I bet she is like this like >>>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Misty on February 13, 2013, 03:13:12 PM
I bet she is like this like >>>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:

or this......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 03:15:31 PM
I bet she is like this like >>>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:

or this......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)

LL!  eeek:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 03:19:28 PM
happy001
told you she was fat fingered
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 13, 2013, 04:55:21 PM
I bet she is like this like >>>> (  o  Y  o  )  eyes:

or this......


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Funbd42b5r%2Ffat_woman.jpg&hash=5ba0a2c74d49a06ead891393d38950d4f04cd2c6) (http://postimage.org/image/unbd42b5r/)

Oh Miss T  noooo:  I had real trouble working out where that started and where it ended.  I am no spring chicken and I could do with shedding a few pounds so am not pointing a critical finger at her size but if you are that size why on earth would you want a photograph of yourself like that taken? I really do not understand.,
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 05:31:37 PM
She's just texteded me again! eeek:

"Come on hunky.call and we can meet" Chloe Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
Ah

complete change of advice.  Whatever you do don't text or call back.
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 05:41:28 PM
Ah

complete change of advice.  Whatever you do don't text or call back.

But she's obviously got me number now!

I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:41:58 PM
She's seen you and the number on your van / truck / whatever   lol: lol:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 05:43:31 PM
Ah

complete change of advice.  Whatever you do don't text or call back.

But she's obviously got me number now!

I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:


Is she selling a moggy.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 05:46:58 PM
Ah

complete change of advice.  Whatever you do don't text or call back.

But she's obviously got me number now!

I'm being harrased!!! cloud9:


Is she selling a moggy.......... rubschin:

Nah. Problee an owld Sierra knowing my luck. ::)

Wonder if it's that gerly on the street corner  wot was giving me the 'come on' whist visiting Nick Broken Towers? rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 05:49:03 PM
She's seen you  and the number on your van / truck / whatever   lol: lol:

Sez it all then really ey? :thumbsup:

Big soft kind easy going warm 'earted  fluffy bears are HIGHLY desirable you know. cloud9:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:03:32 PM
She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 06:10:43 PM
She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately!  Thumbs:

Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)

Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why?  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:14:29 PM
She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately!  Thumbs:

Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)

Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why?  Shrugs:

Welcome to my werld.... happy100
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 06:26:23 PM
She is an owld slapper - you should call her back immediately!  Thumbs:

Bet she's really called NICKola and has a ginger beard. ::)

Why is my life so overflowing with disappointments ey, why?  Shrugs:

Glass half empty ...  whistle:

Of course you'll never find out until you make the call  lol:   Could be glass half full  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:27:50 PM
CALL HER!
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 06:33:46 PM
Oh dear, I'm filling up here ... it could be just like Sleepless in Seattle   sad24:

 happy001 happy001 happy001
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 06:38:20 PM
If it is Nick he won't answer as he is in the library like....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 07:16:53 PM
Wot is this shite? Is Growler excited or scared?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 07:18:23 PM
Wot is this shite? Is Growler excited or scared?  rubschin:

Scared... ::)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 07:25:57 PM
He has gone... I reckon he is on the phone to her like....  eyes:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 07:28:28 PM
 eyes:

I hope has trimmed his claws
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 07:28:58 PM
eyes:

I hope has trimmed his claws

I hope she has!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on February 13, 2013, 07:40:58 PM
Could be a honey trap  whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 13, 2013, 07:42:06 PM
Could be a honey trap  whistle:

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 07:45:14 PM
If only she had cake  noooo:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 07:51:29 PM
. . .Big soft kind easy going warm 'earted  fluffy bears are HIGHLY desirable you know. cloud9:
Only since Tesco learnt how to test for horse DNA

Oh you meant  . . . . . .

Do not call her back.  She (more likely it's a he) will then think you are a mug and sell your number onto the real bastards.
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 08:13:08 PM
 rubschin: MMmmmm

Different number tonight I notice.

 rubschin: Mmmmmmmm


I have a strange feeling.   rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 08:17:27 PM
 eeek:  More? Wot is she saying ?  Some peeps have more than one phone you know. Is she a tease? I guess it is one of your cussie receptionists having a laff. Or perhaps  eyes:  Go for it
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 08:21:22 PM
Could be a honey trap  whistle:

Bears, 'specially big friendly furry ones, absolutely ADORE 'oney. Drool:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 08:23:09 PM
Think I'll trawl through me blower directory to see if either of the numbers match up with these texts. rubschin:

Could take some time as I know a squillion sheeples. ::)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 08:25:03 PM
eeek:  More? Wot is she saying ?  Some peeps have more than one phone you know. Is she a tease? I guess it is one of your cussie receptionists having a laff. Or perhaps  eyes:  Go for it

Yup. There are some nasty vicious folk out there that could well be trying to 'ave a laf at my expense I feel. evil:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 08:28:17 PM
Do you want some cheese. Just call her back!!

And then tell us whaT HAPPENED
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 09:57:15 PM
Do you want some cheese. Just call her back!!

And then tell us whaT HAPPENED

I've texteded back telling her I'm a gaylord. lol:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 13, 2013, 10:05:38 PM
You coward. Go for it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 10:06:41 PM
You coward. Go for it  :thumbsup:

Nah. I'm a faithful ole Bear. angel1
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 13, 2013, 10:07:51 PM
She's very insistant, but I'm holding firm...so to speak like. whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Steve on February 13, 2013, 10:46:39 PM
Well I for one think that's   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2013, 11:53:29 AM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2013, 12:32:36 PM
Well I for one think that's   :thumbsup:

Thanks for that Stevie lad. :thumbsup:
Nick just wants tittle tattle, drama and gos'.
Like a piggin wumman he is. ::)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 14, 2013, 12:35:19 PM
She prolly thinks you are a Gayer: now... ::)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 14, 2013, 12:40:28 PM
She prolly thinks you are a Gayer: now... ::)

I told her i was...to ger'er off me case like! Banghead
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2013, 04:36:57 PM
If she is one of those receptionists you are bound to run into her again, like. And now she will think you are a gayer  point:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2013, 05:43:39 PM
Holy piggin' moly. eeek:

Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:

Who TF is Paula?  Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw  eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 05:46:14 PM
Holy piggin' moly. eeek:

Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:

Who TF is Paula?  Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw  eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )

How is your swing............. whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2013, 05:47:54 PM
Holy piggin' moly. eeek:

Now being asked to be 'Paula's friend' on piggin' faceache! confused:

Who TF is Paula?  Shrugs:
(Look s quite fit btw  eyes: .....but so does 'er husband/boyfriend. scared2: )

How is your swing............. whistle:

If it wasn't for me goosed shoulder...great. ::)
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2013, 05:50:12 PM
Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 05:54:07 PM
Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:

Don't do faceache........... cloud9:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: GROWLER on February 21, 2013, 05:57:12 PM
Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:

Don't do faceache........... cloud9:

So I can count you out then ey? lol:

Don't do it that much either now tbh.
Most of the shite I write is similar to the shite I write on 'ere....and generally gets ignored....like in 'ere too, like.  whistle:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: apc2010 on February 21, 2013, 06:00:38 PM
Where is Growler........... rubschin:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Baldy on February 21, 2013, 10:05:04 PM
Out with Chloe?  eyes:
Title: Re: Chloe. Where are you?
Post by: Barman on February 22, 2013, 09:41:18 AM
Anyway. WHERE do these folk get your name from, and WhyTF would she want to be a frend of mine anyway, 'cus I'm absolutely bolloxed if I know why chief, tbqfats. Shrugs:

Don't do faceache........... cloud9:

+1 like....  Thumbs: