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Title: Dying for a piss?
Post by: GROWLER on February 12, 2013, 09:27:01 AM

Then don't take these Contiflo XK tabs! noooo:

Was warned they could make you dizzy.
Not kidding.
So dizzy I can't even see or find the bog for a piss now! confused:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2013, 11:20:55 AM

Quote from: GROWLER on February 12, 2013, 09:27:01 AM

Then don't take these Contiflo XK tabs! noooo:

Was warned they could make you dizzy.
Not kidding.
So dizzy I can't even see or find the bog for a piss now! confused:

Don't fret. Taking those you probably couldn't go if you did get there.  happy100

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 12:14:50 PM

I passed-out having a piss once.... Quite common apparently.... Shrugs:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Nick on February 12, 2013, 12:16:16 PM

Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2013, 12:14:50 PM

I passed-out when I was  pissed once.... Quite common apparently.... Shrugs:

 whistle:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2013, 12:17:40 PM

Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 12, 2013, 12:16:16 PM

Quote from: Barman on February 12, 2013, 12:14:50 PM

I passed-out when I was  pissed once.... Quite common apparently.... Shrugs:

 whistle:

 ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 12:25:49 PM

 cussing: I was sober!  cussing:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2013, 01:46:46 PM

I took a piss sample up to the surgery this morning ...... Handed it to the new receptionist who told me that blood should go in a different sample bottle.
I explained that it was a piss sample and if she could separate the blood from it she would be doing better than the GP or the Hospital.

"J'mean this is a urine sample? ~ That's gross"

As I left the Dr was having a word or two with her.  whistle:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: GROWLER on February 12, 2013, 01:54:16 PM

Everything to do with pissing is always a trauma ey?

Anyways, nearly 24 hours since I took me first tabby, and me 'ed has just about stopped swimmin' now. eeek:

I shan't be taking any more. noooo:

Only other option seemingly is the dreaded op. scared2:
No chance.

I'll just carry a jam jar  'round strapped and tucked in me gruns I think. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2013, 01:56:40 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on February 12, 2013, 01:54:16 PM

Everything to do with pissing is always a trauma ey?

Anyways, nearly 24 hours since I took me first tabby, and me 'ed has just about stopped swimmin' now. eeek:

I shan't be taking any more. noooo:

Only other option seemingly is the dreaded op. scared2:
No chance.

I'll just carry a jam jar  'round strapped and tucked in me gruns I think. :thumbsup:

Sell em to the local chavs.........tenner a tab ...... :thumbsup:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 02:01:47 PM

Quote from: apc2010 on February 12, 2013, 01:56:40 PM

Quote from: GROWLER on February 12, 2013, 01:54:16 PM

Everything to do with pissing is always a trauma ey?

Anyways, nearly 24 hours since I took me first tabby, and me 'ed has just about stopped swimmin' now. eeek:

I shan't be taking any more. noooo:

Only other option seemingly is the dreaded op. scared2:
No chance.

I'll just carry a jam jar  'round strapped and tucked in me gruns I think. :thumbsup:

Sell em to the local chavs.........tenner a tab ...... :thumbsup:

happy001

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:06:57 PM

This cold winter has had a definite effect on me ... as in "Dying for a piss... "

I'm taking to heart the words my Oz cousin quoted me from Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List:

"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

 eeek: eeek:

Title: Re: Dying for a piss?
Post by: apc2010 on February 13, 2013, 05:09:09 PM

Quote from: Pastis on February 13, 2013, 05:06:57 PM

This cold winter has had a definite effect on me ... as in "Dying for a piss... "

I'm taking to heart the words my Oz cousin quoted me from Jack Nicholson in The Bucket List:

"Here's something to remember when you're older Thomas - never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on, and never trust a fart."

 eeek: eeek:

 ;D ;D  and a great film .......