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Title: Top of the Popes
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 11, 2013, 11:02:04 PM
So, will we at last have the chance to use one of my favourite film clips?


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Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: apc2010 on February 11, 2013, 11:07:38 PM
So, will we at last have the chance to use one of my favourite film clips?


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Blazing saddles ..... cloud9:  and prob what a lot of choir boys say when on a horse... whistle:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Misty on February 11, 2013, 11:12:21 PM
I personally think the half Greek half Welsh guy should be worth a vote....you know.....   Takkis Boyo.
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Steve on February 11, 2013, 11:21:03 PM
If only Dave Allen was alive, he'd have made a great pope

Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2013, 12:21:18 AM
You could not make this shit up.......quote

Peter Turkson, 64
Country: Ghana
Elevated to cardlinalate by Pope John Paul II
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope. Believes condoms should be used in marriage if one partner is infected with Aids.


  Now correct me if I am wrong ..........isn't that bolting the the proverbal stable door..........and people still follow these wankers ........ noooo:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 04:37:56 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

I voted for the Nigerian guy - imagine how much he could scam out of the place!
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Just One More on February 12, 2013, 05:31:18 AM
Fidla O'Kidd  drumroll:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2013, 08:09:07 AM
You could not make this shit up.......quote

Peter Turkson, 64
Country: Ghana
Elevated to cardlinalate by Pope John Paul II
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope. Believes condoms should be used in marriage if one partner is infected with Aids.


  Now correct me if I am wrong ..........isn't that bolting the the proverbal stable door..........and people still follow these wankers ........ noooo:
much as I agree with you, shouldn't one be careful about being seen bashing the bishop
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Baldy on February 12, 2013, 08:16:43 AM
You could not make this shit up.......quote

Peter Turkson, 64
Country: Ghana
Elevated to cardlinalate by Pope John Paul II
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope. Believes condoms should be used in marriage if one partner is infected with Aids.


  Now correct me if I am wrong ..........isn't that bolting the the proverbal stable door..........and people still follow these wankers ........ noooo:
much as I agree with you, shouldn't one be careful about being seen bashing the bishop

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on February 12, 2013, 08:20:28 AM
 lol: lol: The black guy, they will be seen as modern and in tune with the people, if he turns out to be gay all the better.

I what the current Pope has done to put himself on the naughty step. Apart from the stuff that we know about that is.
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 12, 2013, 09:01:18 AM

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Gets my vote  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2013, 09:06:11 AM
If only Dave Allen was alive, he'd have made a great pope
I think he still would be better than most.
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Snoopy on February 12, 2013, 10:34:23 AM
I see that some are preparing themselves for allegations of Benedict Fraud.  whistle:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Whacko on February 12, 2013, 10:59:39 AM
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

Weird policy statement for an institution that is riddled with entrenched sexism and other views that wouldn't be deemed acceptable in a developed western society.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntenned version of old Ratzy anyway.

Job done (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angelic004.gif&hash=a108afbb7cec22550fb1cec2f80924fad347023c) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 12, 2013, 11:12:42 AM
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntanned version of old Ratzy anyway.


I still prefer Dave Allen for the job.
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: apc2010 on February 12, 2013, 11:33:31 AM
I see that some are preparing themselves for allegations of Benedict Fraud.  whistle:

 drumroll:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: The Moan Ranger on February 12, 2013, 11:50:25 AM
Is is holiness Tony BLiar up for it?
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Barman on February 12, 2013, 12:05:33 PM
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

Weird policy statement for an institution that is riddled with entrenched sexism and other views that wouldn't be deemed acceptable in a developed western society.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntenned version of old Ratzy anyway.

Job done (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-angelic004.gif&hash=a108afbb7cec22550fb1cec2f80924fad347023c) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

 lol:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Steve on February 12, 2013, 01:05:06 PM
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

On the upside, just dig up JP II.  I reckon he'll be as black as any Ghanaian by now and from a distance, he'll look look like a suntanned version of old Ratzy anyway.

happy001

I still prefer Dave Allen for the job.
We are unanimous then. But seems his long term cadaverousness makes him as unacceptable to the bashed bishops as JP2

So I offer a candidate that can offer strong South American heritage (and they have fousands of catholics there) and would bring a healthy love of marmalade to the role

Paddington Bear for pope

Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Grumpmeister on February 13, 2013, 09:41:40 PM
Significant views: Would like to see a black pope.

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 rubschin:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Nick on February 14, 2013, 04:53:02 PM
I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Baldy on February 14, 2013, 08:00:30 PM
I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain

Should this not be in the Jimmy Savile thread?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Top of the Popes
Post by: Steve on February 14, 2013, 10:49:02 PM
I once got into a situation where I ended up as one of the Pope's backing singers. In St Peter's. One Easter.

Bit complicated to explain
So what was he singing then?  Please tell.  My Way?  German marching songs? Anarchy in the Vatican?  And who won the Karaoke?