The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Uncle Mort on February 10, 2013, 11:34:09 AM
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Well, it's only a matter of time whistle:
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happy001
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happy001
Surely Nick is smart enough to know the best method
Make sure the wife is a slower runner than you, oh and always have a wife to hand. Can be someone else's
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The THW is in Spain on a geological mapping field trip. She is there for a couple of weeks.
The H&S lecture prior to departure included these gems.
Keep moving about ~ don't sit down to draw the maps as vultures will attack anything not moving.
There are bears in the area ~ if one approaches don't panic, throw your pencil at it, while the bear is investigating the pencil ~ RUN!
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The THW is in Spain on a geological mapping field trip. She is there for a couple of weeks.
The H&S lecture prior to departure included these gems.
Keep moving about ~ don't sit down to draw the maps as vultures will attack anything not moving.
There are bears in the area ~ if one approaches don't panic, throw your pencil at it, while the bear is investigating the pencil ~ RUN!
happy001
Before they went out with the eagles yesterday one of the handlers was giving a few tips to those accompanying them. "If the birds get confused after making the kill and return towards you instead of the handler, don't panic, turn around and bend over because the birds like to land on a narow high point like yer head and wouldn't like to land on a big fat arse" lol:
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The THW is in Spain on a geological mapping field trip. She is there for a couple of weeks.
The H&S lecture prior to departure included these gems.
Keep moving about ~ don't sit down to draw the maps as vultures will attack anything not moving.
There are bears in the area ~ if one approaches don't panic, throw your pencil at it, while the bear is investigating the pencil ~ RUN!
Anyone lobs a pencil at me, I'll write their friggin obituary out for them. eveilgrin:
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The THW is in Spain on a geological mapping field trip. She is there for a couple of weeks.
The H&S lecture prior to departure included these gems.
Keep moving about ~ don't sit down to draw the maps as vultures will attack anything not moving.
There are bears in the area ~ if one approaches don't panic, throw your pencil at it, while the bear is investigating the pencil ~ RUN!
Anyone lobs a pencil at me, I'll write their friggin obituary out for them. eveilgrin:
;D ;D ;D how is the anger management going..........
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The THW is in Spain on a geological mapping field trip. She is there for a couple of weeks.
The H&S lecture prior to departure included these gems.
Keep moving about ~ don't sit down to draw the maps as vultures will attack anything not moving.
There are bears in the area ~ if one approaches don't panic, throw your pencil at it, while the bear is investigating the pencil ~ RUN!
Anyone lobs a pencil at me, I'll write their friggin obituary out for them. eveilgrin:
;D ;D ;D how is the anger management going..........
Fine!
Now fuck off! Finger:
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. . Now fuck off! Finger:
That might work on a bear. 'Course it could come back with some crushing insult about my Charlotte Church failures and kill me while I sat down and cried