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Title: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2013, 12:34:05 AM
So it goes something like this ........

Bet on which is first .............(BM will provide Cards)

 Growler get a moggy.

Uncle gets his new car

Tipsy  is happy with her car

BM finishes his mini

Miss D finds out what car fella has

LL hits the gates

I get a puncture ,,.... evil:

Nick's car burns ....

TMR reaches the pedals..


Please PM bm for cards........
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2013, 08:16:25 AM
Piss orf!  cussing:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 03, 2013, 10:39:49 AM
Where's my card..
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Uncle Mort on February 03, 2013, 01:29:02 PM
Where's my card..

Where's my car, more like.
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: GROWLER on February 03, 2013, 01:48:42 PM
Where's my card..

Where's my car, more like.

 lol:

What a shit game IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 03, 2013, 02:36:25 PM
Where's my card..

Where's my car, more like.

 lol:

What a shit game IF you don't mind me saying so like. whistle:

Aye - not like CDB....  cloud9:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2013, 02:00:49 PM
The Repairer has now had to pay £99 to the main dealer to recharge and put die into the aircon.  It now works.     angel1
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 05, 2013, 02:02:34 PM
The Repairer has now had to pay £99 to the main dealer to recharge and put die into the aircon.  It now works.     angel1

Yay!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2013, 02:10:24 PM
Die?  eeek:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2013, 03:38:15 PM
Die?  eeek:

The Repairer was obviously Welsh
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2013, 03:39:28 PM
Spelling is relative but I am not related to it.  angel1
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Nick on February 05, 2013, 04:04:41 PM
Bloody NHS  evil:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on February 05, 2013, 05:47:02 PM
Wots a marra, they got your medication wrong again?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 03:02:41 PM
I knew this would be a winner...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 03:14:32 PM
I knew this would be a winner...... :thumbsup:

Have you got a puncture???  cloud9:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Baldy on February 06, 2013, 05:49:46 PM
I knew this would be a winner...... :thumbsup:

Have you got a puncture???  cloud9:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: GROWLER on February 06, 2013, 06:00:39 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 06:04:42 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 06:08:18 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

Tyre milk........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: GROWLER on February 06, 2013, 06:09:34 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

What? One of those shitty squirty green instant puncture gunge things what you shove down the valve like?

Just discovered me new car's got one of them too instead of a proper wheel like.  eeek:

To put it extremely lightly, I was unimpressed, as they are actually PURE and UTTER shite. evil:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 06:12:12 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

Tyre milk........ :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: GROWLER on February 06, 2013, 06:13:00 PM
Anyway, after I've finished like, I'm going to put all the tools and stuff that I use into the dashwisher.
Wonder if the wheel'll fit in too like. rubschin:
 That should WELL tits 'er right off! cloud9:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 06:14:17 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

What? One of those shitty squirty green instant puncture gunge things what you shove down the valve like?

Just discovered me new car's got one of them too instead of a proper wheel like.  eeek:

To put it extremely lightly, I was unimpressed, as they are actually PURE and UTTER shite. evil:

No you monkey ........you work in the trade ,,,,,,,it's white stuff that re-acts with air .........plugs the hole .....no damage etc,,,,

water soluble ......top stuff...... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 06:16:47 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

What? One of those shitty squirty green instant puncture gunge things what you shove down the valve like?

Just discovered me new car's got one of them too instead of a proper wheel like.  eeek:

To put it extremely lightly, I was unimpressed, as they are actually PURE and UTTER shite. evil:

No you monkey ........you work in the trade ,,,,,,,it's white stuff that re-acts with air .........plugs the hole .....no damage etc,,,,

water soluble ......top stuff...... :thumbsup:

Apey buys it in bulk!  lol:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 06, 2013, 06:35:24 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

What? One of those shitty squirty green instant puncture gunge things what you shove down the valve like?

Just discovered me new car's got one of them too instead of a proper wheel like.  eeek:

To put it extremely lightly, I was unimpressed, as they are actually PURE and UTTER shite. evil:

No you monkey ........you work in the trade ,,,,,,,it's white stuff that re-acts with air .........plugs the hole .....no damage etc,,,,

water soluble ......top stuff...... :thumbsup:

Apey buys it in bulk!  lol:


 ;D ;D ;D




feck off....
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 06, 2013, 06:36:13 PM
Discovered MM's push bike has gorra puncture this avvy.  evil:

Mrs G has told me I can fix it tonight, but I don't actually DO being told anything tbh, but I'll make an exception this time, so i will......in the lounge whilst watching telly. eveilgrin: :thumbsup:

Put one of those 'Fix-in-a-tin' things in it....  eveilgrin:

What? One of those shitty squirty green instant puncture gunge things what you shove down the valve like?

Just discovered me new car's got one of them too instead of a proper wheel like.  eeek:

To put it extremely lightly, I was unimpressed, as they are actually PURE and UTTER shite. evil:

No you monkey ........you work in the trade ,,,,,,,it's white stuff that re-acts with air .........plugs the hole .....no damage etc,,,,

water soluble ......top stuff...... :thumbsup:

Apey buys it in bulk!  lol:


 ;D ;D ;D




feck off....

 point:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: apc2010 on February 08, 2013, 06:11:57 PM
It's nail biting now.........     :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Car bingo .....
Post by: Barman on February 09, 2013, 05:47:25 AM
It's nail biting now.........     :thumbsup:

First to chew them all off wins a CAKE!  Thumbs: