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Title: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:27:03 PM: "When a man says he had pleasure with a woman he does not mean conversation."
Samuel Johnson
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:29:05 PM: Confucius said 'find a job you like and you'll never do a days work in your life'.
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: The Moan Ranger on January 28, 2013, 12:31:48 PM: "There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:33:35 PM: "It is often a mistake to sleep with a woman ..... It is always a mistake not to" ..... My Granddad
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2013, 12:33:55 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 28, 2013, 12:31:48 PM
"There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 12:39:02 PM: Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on January 28, 2013, 12:31:48 PM
"There's only two things that smell of fish. And one of those is fish"

- my dad.

lol: lol: lol:

Was that the extent of your 'birds and bees' talk...?
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 12:54:55 PM: "One door shuts and another door closes"
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:51:32 PM: gfbgo f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof gflbpmsm#b paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2013, 06:53:09 PM: Quote from: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:51:32 PM
gfbgo f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof gflbpmsm#b paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

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Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 07:13:24 PM: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up, that's as good as they are going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2013, 07:33:34 PM: "Turd in your teeth" (Ben Jonson)
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 07:37:41 PM: Quote from: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:51:32 PM
gfbgo f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof gflbpmsm#b paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

happy001
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Baldy on January 28, 2013, 07:50:56 PM: Quote from: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:51:32 PM
gfbgo f[fmn z;kspnnp ;ssnnof gflbpmsm#b paitb]' tho, \#

- Stevie Wonder

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Grumpmeister on January 29, 2013, 01:44:55 AM: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

- George Carlin.
Title: Re: Quotes worth remembering for future use
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 01:41:55 PM: Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.

Oscar Wilde