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Title: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 09:33:19 AM: As a kid I adored my Grandmother's homemade Marmalade Cake and when I visited her, after school for my tea, she also used to have real Hovis bread but the best treat was the Lardy Cake she used to buy from the same baker as the Hovis. Once I had eaten my fill Grandfather would take me to watch the footy.
Happy Days! cloud9:

Can't buy Lardy Cake around here...... In fact it is years since I had any and then it came as a disappointment .... not at all as I remembered it.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Uncle Mort on January 28, 2013, 09:37:21 AM: My mum's Victoria Sponge cake. She could never get it to rise properly; we used to call it cheesecake. Yummy though.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 09:45:08 AM: In the last village we lived in I made and entered a Victoria Sponge in the annual fete's cake making comp. Came first! Shocked: ..... Beating the President of the local WI into second place ~ first time she had not won in years. The following year the Victoria Sponge comp was dropped as a specific category so I entered the Scones category and won again...... Woodstock got so much flack at the WI after that she banned me from entering again.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 09:47:11 AM: Cream slices cloud9:

I just love the cream squidging out the sides and the absolute impossibility of eating one of those demurely redface:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: GROWLER on January 28, 2013, 09:51:51 AM: Strawberry Pavlova...preferably 'ome made. cloud9:

OK, it's a pudding more than a cake, but who cares. It's GORGEOUS! cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 10:01:44 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 09:47:11 AM
Cream slices cloud9:

I just love the cream squidging out the sides and the absolute impossibility of eating one of those demurely redface:
rubschin:

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Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 10:03:35 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 09:47:11 AM
Cream slices cloud9:

I just love the cream squidging out the sides and the absolute impossibility of eating one of those demurely redface:

The trick is to wrap your tongue round it. Take each side in turn and lick the cream first then bite into the cake ...... Mind you'll still end up with sticky fingers. whistle:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:25:53 PM: The only cake we had at home was my mums cake with current and burnt edges. I am sure she made one every week and my task was to avoid it. I prefer desserts to cake. Not sure if it fits but when I am in the Loire Valley on holiday I get an almond croissant which has custard inside. Delicious.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:29:01 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:25:53 PM
The only cake we had at home was my mums cake with current and burnt edges. I am sure she made one every week and my task was to avoid it. I prefer desserts to cake. Not sure if it fits but when I am in the Loire Valley on holiday I get an almond croissant which has custard inside. Delicious.

Electric Cake wiv burnt edges?
The Pedant in me demands that I point out the werd is CURRANT. razz:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:30:14 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:25:53 PM
The only cake we had at home was my mums cake with current and burnt edges. I am sure she made one every week and my task was to avoid it. I prefer desserts to cake. Not sure if it fits but when I am in the Loire Valley on holiday I get an almond croissant which has custard inside. Delicious.

Electric Cake wiv burnt edges?
The Pedant in me demands that I point out the werd is CURRANT. razz:

I am ill and we talk alot about electricity in this house. ;D and thank you for ejicating me ya worship.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 12:30:49 PM: Mum used to buy me 'cheesecake' when I was a kid which was a bun like thing with shredded coconut on top.... Drool:

I hate cheesecake tho - a food of absolute wrongness... sick2:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:31:38 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:30:14 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 12:29:01 PM
Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:25:53 PM
The only cake we had at home was my mums cake with current and burnt edges. I am sure she made one every week and my task was to avoid it. I prefer desserts to cake. Not sure if it fits but when I am in the Loire Valley on holiday I get an almond croissant which has custard inside. Delicious.

Electric Cake wiv burnt edges?
The Pedant in me demands that I point out the werd is CURRANT. razz:

I am ill and we talk alot about electricity in this house. ;D and thank you for ejicating me ya worship.

Sorry Tipsy but I had to do it before either DS or Nick had a seizure.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:34:21 PM: Thank you. I value DS's opinion of course.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 12:57:54 PM: Quote from: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 12:34:21 PM
Thank you. I value DS's opinion of course.
cloud9:

It must be very lonely in that lobby.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 01:30:49 PM: blueberry muffins. cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 01:42:01 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 01:30:49 PM
blueberry muffins. cloud9:

That is an muffin - not an cake... ::)
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 02:06:59 PM: I don't like cake. noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 02:08:27 PM: shocked003

You have just lost your bessy mate status with Growler noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 02:14:42 PM: Didn't think of that. cry:

I don't really like chocolate or ice cream either. Is that weird?
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 02:20:14 PM: scared2:

Are you a gerl like? rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 02:26:10 PM: Don't expect she likes them either ..... like. noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 02:28:09 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 02:20:14 PM
scared2:

Are you a gerl like? rubschin:

lol: lol: Yes, am certain of that, although I also hate shopping.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 02:52:53 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 02:20:14 PM
scared2:

Are you a gerl like? rubschin:

lol: lol: Yes, am certain of that, although I also hate shopping.

My perfect gerl.... cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on January 28, 2013, 02:55:03 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2013, 02:52:53 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 02:28:09 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 02:20:14 PM
scared2:

Are you a gerl like? rubschin:

lol: lol: Yes, am certain of that, although I also hate shopping.

My perfect gerl.... cloud9:

Not really coz I go for a beer while she is shopping .........she is back before I finish my 1st pint......... noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 28, 2013, 03:12:11 PM: There is always a downside.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 03:35:52 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2013, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 01:30:49 PM
blueberry muffins. cloud9:

That is an muffin - not an cake... ::)

Tesco Value muffin

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Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 03:40:27 PM: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 03:51:22 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 03:35:52 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2013, 01:42:01 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 01:30:49 PM
blueberry muffins. cloud9:

That is an muffin - not an cake... ::)

Tesco Value muffin
s

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Salami! cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2013, 04:10:32 PM: I know a good cake shop up in Growlerland. It even has a train set :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 04:11:35 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 28, 2013, 04:10:32 PM
I know a good cake shop up in Growlerland. It even has a train set :thumbsup:

happy100
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:57:00 PM: So many I like but I think tarte au citron tops the list cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2013, 07:25:21 PM: I like a nice tart cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 28, 2013, 07:25:55 PM: If I am not allowed muffin, you can't have tart.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on January 28, 2013, 07:50:16 PM: This sounds like the start of a negotiation rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 07:57:22 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 07:25:55 PM
If I am not allowed muffin, you can't have tart.

Miss T withdraws sexual favours lol:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 07:58:13 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on January 28, 2013, 07:57:22 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on January 28, 2013, 07:25:55 PM
If I am not allowed muffin, you can't have tart.

Miss T withdraws sexual favours lol:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Misty on January 29, 2013, 01:29:02 PM: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 29, 2013, 02:02:21 PM: happy001
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM: Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 09:08:51 AM: Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

One of those cakes that is almost impossible to bake for yourself. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 02:03:36 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

But it MUST be eaten on the day it is made. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:11:32 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

But it MUST be eaten on the day it is made. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

God, this is all too much ... I'm going to have to try and make one this weekend ...

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 06:16:56 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

But it MUST be eaten on the day it is made. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

God, this is all too much ... I'm going to have to try and make one this weekend ...

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

I have never been able to recreate that "original" texture. I wonder if beef dripping or fat from the butcher would be the secret. rubschin:
Also my sugar on the top never seemed right ~ I tried once with sugar lumps that I put in a bag and bashed with a rolling pin. That came closest to the top I remember.
Oh and Morrisons Lardy cake is nothing like those from the Hovis Baker at the end of Gran's road.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:47:12 PM: Ingredients

560g strong white bread flour
Pinch of sea salt
50g lard
10g dried yeast
300ml warm water
Handful of raisins and sultanas

For the lard and sugar mix

500g caster sugar
500g lard

rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:48:16 PM: Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

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Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

But it MUST be eaten on the day it is made. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

God, this is all too much ... I'm going to have to try and make one this weekend ...

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

I have never been able to recreate that "original" texture. I wonder if beef dripping or fat from the butcher would be the secret. rubschin:
Also my sugar on the top never seemed right ~ I tried once with sugar lumps that I put in a bag and bashed with a rolling pin. That came closest to the top I remember.
Oh and Morrisons Lardy cake is nothing like those from the Hovis Baker at the end of Gran's road.

... or the Tuck Shop at school ... I'm sure DS will concur whistle:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Just One More on January 30, 2013, 08:27:18 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:47:12 PM
Ingredients

560g strong white bread flour
Pinch of sea salt
50g lard
10g dried yeast
300ml warm water
Handful of raisins and sultanas

For the lard and sugar mix

500g caster sugar
500g lard

rubschin:

A pound of lard shocked003
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on January 30, 2013, 08:29:18 PM: Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2013, 08:27:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:47:12 PM
Ingredients

560g strong white bread flour
Pinch of sea salt
50g lard
10g dried yeast
300ml warm water
Handful of raisins and sultanas

For the lard and sugar mix

500g caster sugar
500g lard

rubschin:

A pound of lard shocked003

You wonder where the name comes from don't you....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 08:33:29 PM: On second thoughts I must just stick with a Bacardiac Arrest cocktail sundowner ... it's safer whistle:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 30, 2013, 08:33:59 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 08:33:29 PM
On second thoughts I must just stick with a Bacardiac Arrest cocktail sundowner ... it's safer whistle:

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 09:03:53 PM: Quote from: Just One More on January 30, 2013, 08:27:18 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 06:47:12 PM
Ingredients

560g strong white bread flour
Pinch of sea salt
50g lard
10g dried yeast
300ml warm water
Handful of raisins and sultanas

For the lard and sugar mix

500g caster sugar
500g lard

rubschin:

A pound of lard shocked003

And I wonder why I have heart problems ::)
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 31, 2013, 02:16:15 PM: Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:48:16 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 06:16:56 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 30, 2013, 06:11:32 PM
Quote from: Snoopy on January 30, 2013, 02:03:36 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 30, 2013, 02:00:09 PM
Quote from: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 11:10:44 PM
Lardy cake ...

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.channel4.com%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2FChannel4%2F4Food%2Fontv%2Ffabulous-baker-brothers%2Fepisode-6%2Flardy-cake-1_A0.jpg&hash=85769a6e02fc2dc23193f349047f3f1c44f3bf13)

Drool: Drool: Drool:

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

But it MUST be eaten on the day it is made. Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

God, this is all too much ... I'm going to have to try and make one this weekend ...

Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool: Drool:

I have never been able to recreate that "original" texture. I wonder if beef dripping or fat from the butcher would be the secret. rubschin:
Also my sugar on the top never seemed right ~ I tried once with sugar lumps that I put in a bag and bashed with a rolling pin. That came closest to the top I remember.
Oh and Morrisons Lardy cake is nothing like those from the Hovis Baker at the end of Gran's road.

... or the Tuck Shop at school ... I'm sure DS will concur whistle:

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 02:49:20 PM: I'm gonna buy lard next time I'm at Butcher Boy.... Drool:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 03:53:27 PM: Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2013, 02:49:20 PM
I'm gonna buy lard next time I'm at Butcher Boy.... Drool:

Hasn't he got vaseline......... whistle:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on January 31, 2013, 03:58:25 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on January 31, 2013, 03:53:27 PM
Quote from: Barman on January 31, 2013, 02:49:20 PM
I'm gonna buy lard next time I'm at Butcher Boy.... Drool:

Hasn't he got vaseline......... whistle:

happy001

cussing:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:38:37 PM: Miss T had made friends with a woman down the road ........she has just started baking cakes ......everynight get half a cake to sample....they have been yumster and I don't do sweet stuff as a rule ....... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the ginger cake with lemon drizzle icing was ....... cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:10:19 AM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
Miss T had made friends with a woman down the road ........she has just started baking cakes ......everynight get half a cake to sample....they have been yumster and I don't do sweet stuff as a rule ....... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the ginger cake with lemon drizzle icing was ....... cloud9:

Friends you say...? eyes:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 02:24:08 PM: Quote from: Barman on March 23, 2013, 07:10:19 AM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
Miss T had made friends with a woman down the road ........she has just started baking cakes ......everynight get half a cake to sample....they have been yumster and I don't do sweet stuff as a rule ....... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the ginger cake with lemon drizzle icing was ....... cloud9:

Friends you say...? eyes:

Oh noes.......there is reason she makes cakes.....
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 03:04:46 PM: what is your favourite cake?

I'm too spoilt for choices. How about Eccles cakes?
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:20:46 PM: Yumster cloud9:

I make cakes. Growler has tried my Christmas cake. Well I say tried noooo: Were both hands necessary?
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:22:21 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:20:46 PM
Yumster cloud9:

I make cakes. Growler has tried my Christmas cake. Well I say tried noooo: Were both hands necessary?

In a breadmaker........ rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:25:34 PM: No ::) By hand.

Also Simnel Cake and I think he attacked my choc orange cake too noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 03:32:35 PM: I made a mistook

For Eccles cake read Pontefract cakes. It was an anagram of course whistle:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:43:14 PM: Christmas cake you say... :thumbsup:
My favourte yumyum plenty of brandy.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:44:36 PM: Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:43:14 PM
Christmas cake you say... :thumbsup:
My favourte yumyum plenty of brandy.... :thumbsup:

A date ......... cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:46:46 PM: I prefer figs
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 03:48:13 PM: Come to think of it, and Growler will confirm, while he was troughing in my kitchen Mrs Nick tried to flee the house by a different door noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:50:26 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:46:46 PM
I prefer figs

sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:51:41 PM: Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:46:46 PM
I prefer figs

sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Food of wrongness for you ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Snoopy on March 23, 2013, 03:53:39 PM: Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:46:46 PM
I prefer figs

sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

nonono:

More like ........ (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-toilet09.gif&hash=55672a11a43e4d15631ee0c3207cb570a79754ea) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on March 23, 2013, 03:56:42 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 23, 2013, 03:51:41 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 23, 2013, 03:50:26 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:46:46 PM
I prefer figs

sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:

Food of wrongness for you ....... rubschin:
and all civilised peoples
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 03:58:24 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 03:20:46 PM
Yumster cloud9:

I make cakes. Growler has tried my Christmas cake. Well I say tried noooo: Were both hands necessary?

Miss C makes CAKE too...apparently...for me...alledgedly.

See this NASTY NICKING NICK for further information on THAT one though. Angry9:

BEARS do NOT forget these things you know. noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:01:58 PM: It was at the Sorting Office Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 04:03:47 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
It was at the Sorting Office Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Maybe, who knows?

All i DO know, is that YOU, yes YOU, scoffed it, you fat turd burglaring CAKE nicker. Angry9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 23, 2013, 04:06:26 PM: redface:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: GROWLER on March 23, 2013, 04:14:17 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 04:06:26 PM
redface:

Yes, and so you shoukld be. cussing:
Guilty as charged you thieving fat greedy rats twat. evil:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 04:55:54 PM: Tonigh'ts donation is some form of choccy cake ......review to follow...... rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 05:13:01 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 23, 2013, 04:01:58 PM
It was at the Sorting Office Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

Like my belt... tunble: tunble:

Where you been today you've been very quiet you not got man flu too... rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 05:15:50 PM: Been out for lunch, like.
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 05:19:18 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 05:15:50 PM
Been out for lunch, like.

It's his shower day with his sis........... noooo:

doesn't sound right.......
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on March 24, 2013, 05:36:53 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 05:19:18 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 05:15:50 PM
Been out for lunch, like.

It's his shower day with his sis........... noooo:

doesn't sound right.......
prolly isn't right
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 06:25:38 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 05:15:50 PM
Been out for lunch, like.

Missed you..... redface:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM: cloud9:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

I think she means: "The shot went wide Sir"
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Barman on March 24, 2013, 06:35:07 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

She has a gun! scared2:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:12:34 PM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

I think she means: "The shot went wide Sir"

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 07:30:23 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

I think she means: "The shot went wide Sir"

lol: lol: lol:

Stop bullying Nick you are bad boys.... Spank2:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:45:02 PM: Quote from: boogs on March 24, 2013, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

I think she means: "The shot went wide Sir"

lol: lol: lol:

Stop bullying Nick you are bad boys.... Spank2:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: boogs on March 24, 2013, 08:16:31 PM: Quote from: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:45:02 PM
Quote from: boogs on March 24, 2013, 07:30:23 PM
Quote from: Baldy on March 24, 2013, 07:12:34 PM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on March 24, 2013, 06:34:36 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on March 24, 2013, 06:33:19 PM
cloud9:

I think she means: "The shot went wide Sir"

lol: lol: lol:

Stop bullying Nick you are bad boys.... Spank2:

Shrugs:

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on March 24, 2013, 08:26:51 PM: The choccy cake was lush........ cloud9: and Don't do sweets.....
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 04:23:50 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
Miss T had made friends with a woman down the road ........she has just started baking cakes ......everynight get half a cake to sample....they have been yumster and I don't do sweet stuff as a rule ....... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the ginger cake with lemon drizzle icing was ....... cloud9:

The selfish bitch has gone back to UK to visit sick relatives,.......no more cake....... evil:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 22, 2013, 04:30:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on April 22, 2013, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: apc2010 on March 22, 2013, 10:38:37 PM
Miss T had made friends with a woman down the road ........she has just started baking cakes ......everynight get half a cake to sample....they have been yumster and I don't do sweet stuff as a rule ....... :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

the ginger cake with lemon drizzle icing was ....... cloud9:

The selfish bitch has gone back to UK to visit sick relatives,.......no more cake....... evil:

pathead: happy002
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on April 22, 2013, 07:52:45 PM: happy001
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Uncle Mort on April 23, 2013, 12:27:30 PM: (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fi2ptilsqj%2FPiggy_cake.jpg&hash=916fb0fbead459d39bb8ff40de7ba2aef7df9a96) (http://postimg.org/image/i2ptilsqj/)
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2013, 12:29:13 PM: Can't Miss T make them on her own rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: apc2010 on April 23, 2013, 01:34:03 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on April 23, 2013, 12:29:13 PM
Can't Miss T make them on her own rubschin:

Yeah, and the Brat will be reasonable ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Nick on April 23, 2013, 03:42:25 PM: How is The Brat? rubschin:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2013, 06:17:57 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 23, 2013, 12:27:30 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fi2ptilsqj%2FPiggy_cake.jpg&hash=916fb0fbead459d39bb8ff40de7ba2aef7df9a96) (http://postimg.org/image/i2ptilsqj/)
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Steve on April 24, 2013, 12:00:10 AM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on April 23, 2013, 06:17:57 PM
Quote from: Uncle Mort on April 23, 2013, 12:27:30 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs1.postimg.org%2Fi2ptilsqj%2FPiggy_cake.jpg&hash=916fb0fbead459d39bb8ff40de7ba2aef7df9a96) (http://postimg.org/image/i2ptilsqj/)
lol: lol: :thumbsup:
lol: lol: :thumbsup: from me too
Title: Re: Not Kipping nor even Kipling but what is your favourite cake?
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 08, 2015, 05:05:56 PM: Well I suppose if you are going to have a cake made for you then you can go all out but $48.5 million??? Shocked:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226546/Don-t-choke-price-tag-Designer-creates-world-s-expensive-cake-wealthy-Arab-family-costing-50million-comes-complete-4-000-real-diamonds.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3226546/Don-t-choke-price-tag-Designer-creates-world-s-expensive-cake-wealthy-Arab-family-costing-50million-comes-complete-4-000-real-diamonds.html)