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Title: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on January 27, 2013, 11:57:00 PM
She is a bit like marmite .........


so love or hate her.,,,,,, rubschin:








btw some good pics on intermong......... whistle:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Just One More on January 28, 2013, 06:52:56 AM
I'd spread her on summat

But I wouldn't with marmite
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 28, 2013, 08:52:26 AM
Should this not be on/in the 'I can't stand the twat' thread.

I have to say that I think that she is a waste of space and am not entirely sure why she is 'famous' I use that term very loosely.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2013, 09:11:49 AM
Should this not be on/in the 'I can't stand the twat' thread.

I have to say that I think that she is a waste of space and am not entirely sure why she is 'famous' I use that term very loosely.
:thumbsup:

I have never seen any reason she should be allowed to use oxygen either.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 09:26:55 AM
She is easy on the eye...  eyes:

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Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 09:28:02 AM
I think that should read "She USED to be easy on the eye"







But then again didn't we all.  sad24:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 28, 2013, 09:30:23 AM
Gagging for it I expect...  eyes:

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Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Snoopy on January 28, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
Just like most wimmin ....... but only until she got the wedding ring on her finger.  ::)



Bitter? Moi?  angel1
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2013, 10:38:24 AM
She is easy on the eye...  eyes:

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Gordon Bennett, she has her legs spread in both pictures.

You are right Snoops age does not do us any favours.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 11:03:45 AM
She is easy on the eye...  eyes:

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mademan.com%2Fchickipedia%2Fuploaded_photos%2Fa%2Fa1%2Fanthea-turner-uk-191515_thumb_585x795.jpeg&hash=fdec0ad3c7c1284114a771866eccc5319147b9d7)

Gordon Bennett, she has her legs spread in both pictures.

You are right Snoops age does not do us any favours.

You need to get a picture in yer attic like I have....  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Misty on January 29, 2013, 11:14:18 AM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 11:14:58 AM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

She speaks very highly of you....  cool14:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 29, 2013, 11:17:56 AM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

 :thumbsup:

Any wumman that obseesed with cleaning / hygiene/ appearances  is never going to be a good lay  noooo:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 11:18:45 AM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

 :thumbsup:

Any wumman that obseesed with cleaning / hygiene/ appearances  is never going to be a good lay  noooo:

 shutup:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 29, 2013, 11:20:22 AM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

 :thumbsup:

Any wumman that obseesed with cleaning / hygiene/ appearances  is never going to be a good lay  noooo:

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: To both comments.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Misty on January 29, 2013, 11:21:35 AM
+1  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Pirate on January 29, 2013, 12:25:51 PM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

 :thumbsup:

Any wumman that obseesed with cleaning / hygiene/ appearances  is never going to be a good lay  noooo:

I'd do her... ;)
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Snoopy on January 29, 2013, 01:24:21 PM
I find her so sickly sweet I wanna punch her stupid little chipmunk face in. She makes me want to puke.

 :thumbsup:

Any wumman that obseesed with cleaning / hygiene/ appearances  is never going to be a good lay  noooo:

I'd do her... ;)

Proof, if proof were needed, that beggars can't be choosers.  ;)
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 29, 2013, 01:32:13 PM

Gordon Bennett, she has her legs spread in both pictures.


I expect that is as close together as they go.  noooo:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 07:26:00 PM
Should you ever meet Les Dennis make your excuses and leave ...   noooo:   Banghead 
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 07:27:15 PM
Should you ever meet Les Dennis make your excuses and leave ...   noooo:   Banghead

 rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on January 29, 2013, 07:49:35 PM
Should you ever meet Les Dennis make your excuses and leave ...   noooo:   Banghead

Popcorn:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Pastis on January 29, 2013, 10:22:14 PM
Many moons ago in a meeting discussing next headline act on board ... out at sea with no satellite connection, no Google ... so, Les Dennis was married to Anthea Turner and they divorced ... no he wasn't, it was Amanda Holden ... No, it was Anthea Turner ... The vote was split 2 to 3; I and one other voted Anthea Turner  redface:

He only mentioned it in his act didn't he ...  redface:   He bought the drinks though  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on January 29, 2013, 10:24:36 PM
Turner was married to Peter Powell then a DJ..........the other tart was Les Dennis.... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 08:14:42 PM
So she is single now......... point:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 16, 2013, 09:59:36 PM
Doubt if it a be for long.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Steve on September 16, 2013, 10:03:01 PM
Well where she's concerned the only queue I'd join is the one for the exit
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 10:07:05 PM
Well where she's concerned the only queue I'd join is the one for the exit

Prison talk.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 16, 2013, 10:09:24 PM
Somehow I doubt we would have much in common, she does give off an aura of vacuousness.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2013, 10:20:40 PM
I would not mind a night out/in with her.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: apc2010 on September 16, 2013, 10:35:39 PM
I would not mind a night out/in with her.  Thumbs:

Steve has the exit......... whistle:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Baldy on September 16, 2013, 10:45:55 PM
DP you say?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 17, 2013, 08:26:23 AM
Is she a contender in CDB?
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2013, 09:33:54 AM
Is she a contender in CDB?
Might as well include her.

It would at least give some point to her life.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2013, 09:43:35 AM
She must be good at something, it's said she's now with another multi millionaire.  Morning after conversation over the cornflakes must be so fascinating


Oh and IIRC she's not yet in the CDB age band
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 17, 2013, 07:48:25 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2013, 07:49:38 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Steve on September 17, 2013, 10:01:19 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Baldy on September 17, 2013, 10:13:34 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available

 eeek:  Thumbs:

Although BM might be more interested in:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html)

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on September 18, 2013, 06:14:38 AM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available

 eeek:  Thumbs:

Although BM might be more interested in:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html)

 Thumbs:

 sick2:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 19, 2013, 09:47:45 AM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available

 eeek:  Thumbs:

Although BM might be more interested in:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2422328/The-80-year-olds-wearing-Doc-Martens-mini-skirts-Worlds-glamorous-pensioners-unveiled-new-documentary.html)

 Thumbs:

OMFG!

"World's most glamorous granny"?

WTF planet are they on?    She looks like the original model for the creation of Dr Frankenstein!

Pass the sick bucket please . . .
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 19, 2013, 12:01:41 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fewltvdgyl%2Fwizard_sleeve.jpg&hash=86949f48739b92b903e9c1835055aa7f716f4d51) (http://postimg.org/image/ewltvdgyl/)
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Baldy on September 19, 2013, 12:04:31 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fewltvdgyl%2Fwizard_sleeve.jpg&hash=86949f48739b92b903e9c1835055aa7f716f4d51) (http://postimg.org/image/ewltvdgyl/)

 lol: lol: lol: Prolly is too.  noooo:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on September 19, 2013, 12:04:48 PM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:
You entertain Anthea if you wish, other eyes have noticed Liz Hurley is seemingly now available


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs22.postimg.org%2Fewltvdgyl%2Fwizard_sleeve.jpg&hash=86949f48739b92b903e9c1835055aa7f716f4d51) (http://postimg.org/image/ewltvdgyl/)

happy001
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 20, 2013, 04:15:52 AM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:

As has been mentioned beforehand, your criteria only seems to be female and has a pulse. In fact we aren't convinced a pulse isn't an optional extra.  whistle:
Title: Re: Anthea Turner
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2013, 05:39:29 AM
We could make an exception .... well I could.

I would too....  redface:

As has been mentioned beforehand, your criteria only seems to be female and has a pulse. In fact we aren't convinced a pulse isn't an optional extra.  whistle:

shrugs: