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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 25, 2013, 09:07:28 AM
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I am instructed to rush about playing chess with vehicles as the Garage say they will return my car today? They have been about to do this every day since 9th January. They have had trouble getting the paint right and then admitted they had trouble with the headlight carrier, which it has taken me 2 and half years to get replaced (and cost me £70) as it had been glued in a bodge job before the car was 12 months old! I will make coffee and see how I am feeling post shower. NickSick
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whistle:
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What's the expression ...hope over .......... whistle:
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Why so much trouble with the paint?
Not 'flick' is it? eeek:
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Not 'flick' is it?
Is that South African fleck paint?
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Not the same garage as Uncle is it......... rubschin:
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The suspense is killing me ........... tunble:
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My suspenders are killing me.... redface:
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Not 'flick' is it?
Is that South African fleck paint?
Dunno.
I was talkin' about that paint wot changes colour when you move yer 'ed around to look at it.
It's an absolute HORROR show to match apparently, and comes out at approx 400 snotters a litre!!! Shocked:
Some of these pearlescants are nearly as bad too.
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Not the same garage as Uncle is it......... rubschin:
lol:
Quite, talking of which, hasn't the owld grizzly buzzard got that piggin' car yet? eeek:
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My suspenders are killing me.... redface:
You should try "Hold-ups" ...... They stop the circulation to your feet, or so Woodstock says.
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.western-supplies.com%2Fimages%2Flegs%2Fblack-holdups.jpg&hash=01cc252e73edaa4e9b87f993ba7df5e93c77cbd0)
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Not 'flick' is it?
Is that South African fleck paint?
Dunno.
I was talkin' about that paint wot changes colour when you move yer 'ed around to look at it.
It's an absolute HORROR show to match apparently, and comes out at approx 400 snotters a litre!!! Shocked:
Some of these pearlescants are nearly as bad too.
Zackly.
The car was brought back.... and is now back on the lorry and returning to the garage. There was up to half an inch movement on the headlight, the other side is solid and does not move.
cry:
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Oh Dear happy100
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Just waiting for the Customer Satisfaction Survey to hit my email inbox, just like the one from the Hotel that charged me for a night when I was only there for a couple of hours. Explode:
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Just waiting for the Customer Satisfaction Survey to hit my email inbox, just like the one from the Hotel that charged me for a night when I was only there for a couple of hours. Explode:
The Mind Boggles eeek:
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Just waiting for the Customer Satisfaction Survey to hit my email inbox, just like the one from the Hotel that charged me for a night when I was only there for a couple of hours. Explode:
eeek: you should have gone to one of those hotels that charge by the hour then. Rookie mistake. noooo:
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rubschin:
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
Indeed... Thumbs:
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
And the girl normally charges by the hour too............... whistle:
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
And the girl normally charges by the hour too............... whistle:
I have never paid in my life but then I don't wear grungy underpants.
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
And the girl normally charges by the hour too............... whistle:
I have never paid in my life but then I don't wear grungy underpants.
Maybe not directly................. noooo:
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You should try "Hold-ups" ...... They stop the circulation to your feet, or so Woodstock says.
Does she ever keep them on long enough to find out?
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You should try "Hold-ups" ...... They stop the circulation to your feet, or so Woodstock says.
Does she ever keep them on long enough to find out?
Baldy is an expert on hold ups............ whistle:
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You should try "Hold-ups" ...... They stop the circulation to your feet, or so Woodstock says.
Does she ever keep them on long enough to find out?
Nah ~ She tried them once or twice but went back to suspenders complaining that "Hold-ups" were either too tight or felt insecure.
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You should try "Hold-ups" ...... They stop the circulation to your feet, or so Woodstock says.
Does she ever keep them on long enough to find out?
Baldy is an expert on hold ups............ whistle:
drumroll: drumroll:
Over his head and perpetrator. Very neat
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The accident happened when I was away for a weekend. As the car had to be recovered home so did we. So we were only checked in 2 hours before we had to check out. evil:
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The accident happened when I was away for a weekend. As the car had to be recovered home so did we. So we were only checked in 2 hours before we had to check out. evil:
happy100
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The accident happened when I was away for a weekend. As the car had to be recovered home so did we. So we were only checked in 2 hours before we had to check out. evil:
char048
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No Nick, I was where I should be on that day. angel1
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Well usually when someone checks into a hotel for a couple of hours it is for a bit of eyes:
And the girl normally charges by the hour too............... whistle:
I have never paid in my life but then I don't wear grungy underpants.
Maybe not directly................. noooo:
Correctomundo. :thumbsup:
Quote stolen from Bangcock Dick:
"I have never paid a woman for sex........just paid for her to fuck off in the morning, then there is no bitch hanging around trying to make my life a misery" whistle:
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Not 'flick' is it?
Is that South African fleck paint?
Dunno.
I was talkin' about that paint wot changes colour when you move yer 'ed around to look at it.
It's an absolute HORROR show to match apparently, and comes out at approx 400 snotters a litre!!! Shocked:
Some of these pearlescants are nearly as bad too.
Zackly.
The car was brought back.... and is now back on the lorry and returning to the garage. There was up to half an inch movement on the headlight, the other side is solid and does not move.
cry:
Is the paint satisfactory now though?
If not, tell 'em to respray the whole car! :thumbsup:
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Not 'flick' is it?
Is that South African fleck paint?
Dunno.
I was talkin' about that paint wot changes colour when you move yer 'ed around to look at it.
It's an absolute HORROR show to match apparently, and comes out at approx 400 snotters a litre!!! Shocked:
Some of these pearlescants are nearly as bad too.
Zackly.
The car was brought back.... and is now back on the lorry and returning to the garage. There was up to half an inch movement on the headlight, the other side is solid and does not move.
cry:
Is the paint satisfactory now though?
If not, tell 'em to respray the whole car! :thumbsup:
Won't that put up her insurance............ whistle:
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No more than it'll undoubtably be going up for next year's premium regardless of blame, no.
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The paint looked ok although I didnt study it. Going to contact the Insurance tomorrow and suggest they need to send it to the Main Dealer to get specialist fitters involved.
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The paint looked ok although I didnt study it. Going to contact the Insurance tomorrow and suggest they need to send it to the Main Dealer to get specialist fitters involved.
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The paint looked ok although I didnt study it. Going to contact the Insurance tomorrow and suggest they need to send it to the Main Dealer to get specialist fitters involved.
I think you'll find that they employ many 'arf baked ham fisted gorillas too actually.
I know several that are actually named Nick too strangely enough. whistle:
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The paint looked ok although I didnt study it. Going to contact the Insurance tomorrow and suggest they need to send it to the Main Dealer to get specialist fitters involved.
I think you'll find that they employ many 'arf baked ham fisted gorillas too actually.
I know several that are actually named Nick too strangely enough. whistle:
Arf baked - like her paint like...? whistle: