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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: GROWLER on January 23, 2013, 12:52:22 PM
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Just been to a cussy's 'ouse what a main stealer sent me to to fix this blokes new car like, (NOT a Sierra)and when he opened the door eeek: it was another NICK! eeek: eeek: eeek: Shocked:
That's where the similarities ended however, as he was smartly dressed but casual, had socks on, tidy beard, not particualry gingey, pleasant to talk to, beautiful tidy house with werking c/h (didn't test the shower noooo:) ...and made me a nice cup of coffee that didn't require a knife and fork.
Was very grateful and complimentary on me werkmanship and didn't swear or rant at me even once.
I didn't have the usual overwhelming desire to punch his face in either. Most odd. confused:
Obviously not related then. noooo:
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Still ....a near death scarey experience for you scared2:
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His Dad must have had a big milk round.
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Still ....a near death scarey experience for you scared2:
The sight initially, yes, but he was absolutely charming. Something that my mind struggled to cope with whilst looking him in the face talking to him initially.
It was almost akin to an out of body type experience tbh, oh, and he didn't cal me a "great furry oaf" either! lol:
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Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?
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Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?
Well it was most odd whatever.
We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was. eeek:
If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only. Banghead
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Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?
Well it was most odd whatever.
We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was. eeek:
If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only. Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.milkfloats.org.uk%2FB116TBW1.jpg&hash=23197dd214bc2a82c79ddb3606aaf671bc2181e4)
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Maybe it's the siamese twin that had all the good DNA in it ?
Well it was most odd whatever.
We all see sheeples sometimes that look like someone you know, but this guy was actually the spittin' image. Uncanny it was. eeek:
If only Nick could be so charming, polite, pleasant, patient, tidy, resonably dressed and trimmed that ginger scruffy friggin' food laden fungus on his face, oh if only. Banghead
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.milkfloats.org.uk%2FB116TBW1.jpg&hash=23197dd214bc2a82c79ddb3606aaf671bc2181e4)
+1. I know. You've already suggested it.lol:
I werked for them doing that job back in the late 60's early 70's too! cloud9:
Probably one of the bestst nicest jobs I've ever had tbh. :thumbsup:
Remember the different coloured plassy COey tallies what you bought from the shop like? cloud9:
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Where is the ginger shambles anyway...? Shrugs:
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He's probably locked out somewhere ::)
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He's probably locked out somewhere ::)
Or in - the handle has prolly come off the toilet door or summat.... ::)
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Or his 'puter will be 'snowed in'. ::)
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He's broken a limb and can't call for assistance . Or broken another gorgeous wumman's heart by not offering her his body whistle:
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He's broken a limb and can't call for assistance . Or broken another gorgeous wumman's heart by not offering her his body whistle:
Prolly got his willy out and forgot to take the warmer off first! whistle:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
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evil:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
A hummingbird more likely this weather.
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
A hummingbird more likely this weather.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
A hummingbird more likely this weather.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well lets face it if you had to go anywhere near Nick's willy you wouldn't want to open your mouth, therefore humming seems like a very good way of distracting yourself given the circumstances. noooo:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
A hummingbird more likely this weather.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well lets face it if you had to go anywhere near Nick's willy you wouldn't want to open your mouth, therefore humming seems like a very good way of distracting yourself given the circumstances. noooo:
eeek:
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Or a blackbird pecked it off whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
A hummingbird more likely this weather.
lol: lol: lol: lol:
Well lets face it if you had to go anywhere near Nick's willy you wouldn't want to open your mouth, therefore humming seems like a very good way of distracting yourself given the circumstances. noooo:
sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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Growler should take Nick with him next time he visits ...it would be like something from the Twilight Zone !
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Growler should take Nick with him next time he visits ...it would be like something from the Twilight Zone !
The poor cussie - it would be like seeing the ghost of Christmas past.... noooo:
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Growler should take Nick with him next time he visits ...it would be like something from the Twilight Zone !
The poor cussie - it would be like seeing the ghost of Christmas past.... noooo:
How many cousins does he have........................... rubschin: