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Title: Parental Lying
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2013, 12:29:09 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827)

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Researchers concluded that this raises "important moral questions for parents about when, if ever, parental lying is justified".

What a load of balderdash and poppycock.

Believeing in Father Christmas and thinking carrots would make you see in the dark was all part and parcel of childhood.

 Realising such things aren't true is called GROWING UP !!!!!
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827)

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Researchers concluded that this raises "important moral questions for parents about when, if ever, parental lying is justified".

What a load of balderdash and poppycock.

Believeing in Father Christmas and thinking carrots would make you see in the dark was all part and parcel of childhood.

 Realising such things aren't true is called GROWING UP !!!!!

And the tooth fairy like...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2013, 12:41:05 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-21144827)

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Researchers concluded that this raises "important moral questions for parents about when, if ever, parental lying is justified".

What a load of balderdash and poppycock.

Believeing in Father Christmas and thinking carrots would make you see in the dark was all part and parcel of childhood.

 Realising such things aren't true is called GROWING UP !!!!!

And the tooth fairy like...  Thumbs:

And being told you have less brains than a chicken and will never amount to anything.  redface:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2013, 12:45:11 PM
That you would be taken back to teh baby shop and they would get another , nicer , better behaved one  sad32: sad32: sad32:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2013, 12:47:40 PM
It will make you go blind................ redface:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: GROWLER on January 23, 2013, 12:59:20 PM
It will make you go blind................ redface:

Judging by some of the utter shite written in 'ere like, I think there may actually be some truth in that tbqh. rubschin:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2013, 01:28:52 PM
1. They were married for years before you were born, not 5 months.

2. That 100's of little black children will starve because you didn't finish your dinner.

3. The dog has run away to join the Legion des Etrangers, not run under a bus.

4. It was you that broke wind, not Grandma.

5. Mummy shouting "God I'm coming" while Daddy held her down didn't mean she was about to die.
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: GROWLER on January 23, 2013, 01:41:30 PM
1. They were married for years before you were born, not 5 months.

2. That 100's of little black children will starve because you didn't finish your dinner.

3. The dog has run away to join the Legion des Etrangers, not run under a bus.

4. It was you that broke wind, not Grandma.

5. Mummy shouting "God I'm coming" while Daddy held her down didn't mean she was about to die.

Never 'eard that one before! noooo:

Absolutely LMFCO i did! happy001
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 23, 2013, 02:00:44 PM
That he is your Uncle  lol:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2013, 02:29:40 PM
It will make you go blind................ redface:

Does Nick wear glasses?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2013, 02:42:30 PM
That he is your Uncle  lol:

Staying over to keep us safe, while Daddy is away at sea.
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Baldy on January 23, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
That he is your Uncle  lol:

Staying over to keep us safe, while Daddy is away at sea.

 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 02:44:40 PM
If the wind changes then your face will stay like that. Unfortunately true in Growler's case.  noooo:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 23, 2013, 02:53:07 PM
I treat you all the same.   noooo:  I am one of four but my sister was an only child.  ::)
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 02:54:00 PM
If the wind changes then your face will stay like that. Unfortunately true in Growler's case.  noooo:

You'll grow out of the gingerness - like acne...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2013, 03:00:03 PM
You are ginger because the nasty soldier had it in for your Dad.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigfib.com%2Fissue36%2Fharry-nazi.jpg&hash=870a33205353a549638550a92dc40a23f7708d54)
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 03:01:36 PM
You are ginger because the nasty soldier had it in for your Dad.

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bigfib.com%2Fissue36%2Fharry-nazi.jpg&hash=870a33205353a549638550a92dc40a23f7708d54)

Darwin! Shocked:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2013, 03:03:18 PM
You are ginger because the nasty soldier had it in for your Dad.

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 ;D ;D :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2013, 03:03:45 PM
It'll get bigger when you get older.
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 03:05:54 PM
What? Yer bum?
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 23, 2013, 03:07:16 PM
It'll get bigger when you get older.

If your Mum told you that, she wasn't lying, was she?
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 03:09:29 PM
It'll get bigger when you get older.

If your Mum told you that, she wasn't lying, was she?

She was talking about her IQ tho...  whistle:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2013, 03:20:19 PM
Actually it's what my mate was told about his tiny knob but I thought since it applied you yous lot it was relevant to mentioin it.
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 03:23:07 PM
Actually it's what my mate was told about his tiny knob but I thought since it applied you yous lot it was relevant to mentioin it.

 lol: lol: lol:

You make us larf!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2013, 04:10:08 PM
that makes apey totally redundant then, he's supposed to be the funny one. Seems I have it all now and no longer have a use for him. professional or otherwise.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 04:11:08 PM
that makes apey totally redundant then, he's supposed to be the funny one. Seems I have it all now and no longer have a use for him. professional or otherwise.  rubschin:

Who would get the tires on the car fixed...?
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: apc2010 on January 23, 2013, 04:14:35 PM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2013, 04:26:28 PM
that makes apey totally redundant then, he's supposed to be the funny one. Seems I have it all now and no longer have a use for him. professional or otherwise.  rubschin:

Who would get the tires on the car fixed...?

I have the mechanics number.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 04:29:20 PM
that makes apey totally redundant then, he's supposed to be the funny one. Seems I have it all now and no longer have a use for him. professional or otherwise.  rubschin:

Who would get the tires on the car fixed...?

I have the mechanics number.  eyes:

 whistle:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 04:29:36 PM
that makes apey totally redundant then, he's supposed to be the funny one. Seems I have it all now and no longer have a use for him. professional or otherwise.  rubschin:

Who would get the tires on the car fixed...?

I have the mechanics number.  :thumbsup:

 Thumbs:

And the pet shop! Party001:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 04:35:49 PM
dO THEY HAVE APES?
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Barman on January 23, 2013, 04:36:45 PM
dO THEY HAVE APES?

nO...
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 04:38:10 PM
 Banghead
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Misty on January 23, 2013, 05:01:03 PM
my pet shop does have two monkeys.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: GROWLER on January 23, 2013, 05:01:50 PM
If the wind changes then your face will stay like that. Unfortunately true in Growler's case.  noooo:

 Finger: cock
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Nick on January 23, 2013, 05:08:27 PM
my pet shop does have two monkeys.  rubschin:

Trade him in  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Parental Lying
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 23, 2013, 07:38:22 PM
my pet shop does have two monkeys.  rubschin:

Are they brass and have you seen their balls lately?