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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Barman on January 21, 2013, 12:30:31 PM
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According to the Daily Fail... (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2264971/See-seven-wonders-world-safari-swim-dolphins-The-50-things-people-want-die.html) ::)
1. Become a millionaire
2. Travel the world
3. See the Northern Lights
4. Trek the Great Wall of China
5. Be mortgage free
6. Go to the Inca Trail
7. See all seven wonders of the world
8. Visit the Egyptian Pyramids
9. Invent something that changes lives
10. Visit Antarctica
11. Go to the orient express
12. Go on an African Safari
13. See the Taj Mahal
14. Learn to play the piano / guitar / drums
15. Stay a night at the world’s best hotel
16. Build your own house
17. Drive Route 66 in the US
18. Go to Lapland
19. Swim with dolphins / sharks
20. Emigrate
21. Learn to speak another language
22. Own an island
23. Dine at a Michelin star restaurant
24. Write a novel
25. See Gorillas in the wild
26. Live and work abroad
27. Hot air balloon ride
28. Fly a plane
29. Travel New Zealand in a Winnebago
30. Start and run your dream business
31. Ride a Segway
32. Go to Disneyworld
33. Gamble in Las Vegas
34. Act as an extra in a Hollywood film
35. Dedicate time to volunteering
36. Try out an F1 car
37. Learn to fly a plane or helicopter
38. Have a family
39. Be an extra in a movie
40. Climb a mountain like Everest
41. Buy a yacht
42. Meet your idol / favourite celebrity
43. Run a marathon
44. Watch a World Cup final
45. Meet the Queen
46. Learn to surf
47. Go to Harry Potter World in Florida
48. Abseil down a mountain
49. Do an army assault course
50. Deep sea dive
20/50 is not bad I suppose.... rubschin:
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#7 seems to make several others tautological. ::)
I would add:
51. Not forget the previous 50.
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#7 seems to make several others tautological. ::)
I would add:
51. Not forget the previous 50.
I did say it was the Daily Fail... lol:
I bet the spotty yoof that made the list couldn't even spell tautological... ;)
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I have done 16 of them. Actually 17 if the Northern lights are the Sunderland Illuminations. rubschin:
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I have done 16 of them. Actually 17 if the Northern lights are the Sunderland Illuminations. rubschin:
I've done 21 if The Taj Mahal is that Indian restaurant in Maidenhead high street... whistle:
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:thumbsup:
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:thumbsup:
22 if watching the footy on the telly counts, 23 if marrying somebody with a sprog counts and 24 if Mount Timpanogos (11,700 feet) counts... Thumbs:
Oh and 25 if Spearmint Rhino counts for number 18... redface:
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Does #9 only mean human lives?
If not, I can claim the DS 'Rat Zapper' which changes rodent lives permanently.
Also works on squirrels redface:
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I want to drive a Vauxhall Frontera up to the top of Snowdon. whistle: cloud9:
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I want to spend 22 months in clink too! lol:
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I want to spend 22 months in clink too! lol:
"Bubba loves Scouser bear"
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I want to spend 22 months in clink too! lol:
"Bubba loves Scouser bear"
Well that'll be a damned sight more than this Bear gets here at G Towers, Im can tell you. sad32:
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I was in the crowd at Donnington when they filmed Silver Dream Racer with David Essex. ;D
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I was in the crowd at Donnington when they filmed Silver Dream Racer with David Essex. ;D
Is that 1/50 then? point:
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I was in the crowd at Donnington when they filmed Silver Dream Racer with David Essex. ;D
Is that 1/50 then? point:
Probably a mixture of 16 and 17 as well.
"Drive your own house"
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I was in the crowd at Donnington when they filmed Silver Dream Racer with David Essex. ;D
Is that 1/50 then? point:
Probably a mixture of 16 and 17 as well.
"Drive your own house"
lol: lol: lol:
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I would like to clarify the F1 car thingy... does delivering the car bodies to the set of Roland Rat in Birkenhead count? rubschin:
... and most of the other stuff I wouldn't want to do.
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would have thought number one would be keep breathing........... rubschin:
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would have thought number one would be keep breathing........... rubschin:
2 - eating, 3 - drinking, 4 - defecating... ::)
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Maslow level 1 then. ;D
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Maslow level 1 then. ;D
Thass it... Thumbs:
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Only achieved 4 of those things, and one of them is 'avin' a family. cry:
No great shakes there on that one me thinks. noooo:
What a thouroughly miserable boring life I've obviously led so far. Banghead
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Having a family is the only one of any importance. cloud9:
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Only achieved 4 of those things, and one of them is 'avin' a family. cry:
No great shakes there on that one me thinks. noooo:
What a thouroughly miserable boring life I've obviously led so far. Banghead
Worrabout shagging Kylie? rubschin:
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Only achieved 4 of those things, and one of them is 'avin' a family. cry:
No great shakes there on that one me thinks. noooo:
What a thouroughly miserable boring life I've obviously led so far. Banghead
Worrabout shagging Kylie? rubschin:
Even just clasping those buttocks for a few seconds cloud9: would be a life time longing achievement and fulfilment come true. cloud9:
Not so sure about this family one tbqh.
Just trying to think of the advantages so far.
I'll get back to you on this one after I've had a lickle lie down. rubschin:
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Only achieved 4 of those things, and one of them is 'avin' a family. cry:
No great shakes there on that one me thinks. noooo:
What a thouroughly miserable boring life I've obviously led so far. Banghead
Worrabout shagging Kylie? rubschin:
It's nor'on the piggin' list anyway you turnip shape headed ginger mongulation. Banghead
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Does #9 only mean human lives?
If not, I can claim the DS 'Rat Zapper' which changes rodent lives permanently.
Also works on squirrels redface:
'Ere send us your dead squirrels DS I want to make squirrel burgers. If you send me enough I can become a millionaire and you will have helped a human change their life. Win win situation. :thumbsup:
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
Well I do.
Feel exasperated at the things I've NOT done that need doing before I snuff it. Banghead
Life's for living to the full, not for fannying about doing what all the other majority of bastard sheeples on the planet do. cussing:
I NEED a challenge. Banghead
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
Well I do.
Feel exasperated at the things I've NOT done that need doing before I snuff it. Banghead
Life's for living to the full, not for fannying about doing what all the other majority of bastard sheeples on the planet do. cussing:
I NEED a challenge. Banghead
Find some cheap insurance,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
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scared:
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
Well I do.
Feel exasperated at the things I've NOT done that need doing before I snuff it. Banghead
Life's for living to the full, not for fannying about doing what all the other majority of bastard sheeples on the planet do. cussing:
I NEED a challenge. Banghead
Find some cheap insurance,,,,,,,,,,,,,, whistle:
FUCK OFF! Angry9:
Said a CHALLENGE, not taking part in Mission Bastard Impossible. Banghead
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
Well I do.
Feel exasperated at the things I've NOT done that need doing before I snuff it. Banghead
Life's for living to the full, not for fannying about doing what all the other majority of bastard sheeples on the planet do. cussing:
I NEED a challenge. Banghead
I agree. we should all have our own lists. I mean, I loved abseiling but thought the Pyramids were poo. Each to their own. Make your own list. :thumbsup:
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Just what I was about topost Miss T :thumbsup: If i want a list I'll make me own, not listen to some prick at the Daily Fail or similar. I saw Karl Pilkington's shots of the pyramids, complete with McDonalds and loads of litter all over the place noooo:
Growler, let the others visit those places, it'll keep 'em off yer 'ill :thumbsup:
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Strikes me as a cock-waving exercise (oh, only seven redface: ) But I don't feel I've missed out on anything by not doing them
Well I do.
Feel exasperated at the things I've NOT done that need doing before I snuff it. Banghead
Life's for living to the full, not for fannying about doing what all the other majority of bastard sheeples on the planet do. cussing:
I NEED a challenge. Banghead
I agree. we should all have our own lists. I mean, I loved abseiling but thought the Pyramids were poo. Each to their own. Make your own list. :thumbsup:
I've done abseiling with Mini Mooselet when she was 10
Now that WAS awesome, especially for the first time when you lean back to reveal a 100' drop to the rocks below. eveilgrin:
I need to go skiing again, and I need a very BIG 'ill to clamber up too, oh, and another long distance motoring challenge thingy wotsit. :thumbsup:
Need to see me all me mates up in Alaska, and also a trip in a proper well 'ard off roader on an Icelandic glacier. eveilgrin:
Need to visit Norway again too, properly for 2 or 3 weeks.
Last trip there was just a 'drive through'. ::)
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
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She called him babe sad24: sad24: sad24:
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yeah, but you're my hunky fluffy sock man. Thumbs:
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cloud9:
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yeah, but you're my hunky fluffy sock man. Thumbs:
Hunky?????fluffy sock man? happy002
In other werds, she thinks yu a soft shite but doesn't want to hurt you. :thumbsup:
Harsh? Maybe, maybe not, but truthful anyway ey ginge! :thumbsup:
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redface: I try to keep my men happy.
Anyhoo, we have found a spot to place the bus. Its by the beach shaded in a wood. Trying to find the owner to ask about rent etc. Was an old camp site and still has electric and water. 100m to the sand but all shaded by the trees.
Bears are welcome. :thumbsup:
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Have you got a bus already then? eeek:
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Have you got a bus already then? eeek:
Not yet............got eye on a few ...........but need to check the venues first........ :thumbsup:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
What arrangements are you going to make for us all to come and visit your idyll?
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Wot?
When you were 26, or 26 times........friggin' nutter. whistle:
Doesn't appeal to me tbh. noooo:
i really don't want to know 3 minutes in advance that I'm going to be turned into jam thanks. sick2:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Falling off the roof doesn't count point:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Falling off the roof doesn't count point:
You're gonna gera verbal slapping for that Moaniomondo. lol:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Falling off the roof doesn't count point:
happy001
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Falling off the roof doesn't count point:
happy001
So are you for agreeing and chortling with him. whistle:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
What arrangements are you going to make for us all to come and visit your idyll?
you are welcome anytime miss C. You can help me look after the chickens.
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Wot?
When you were 26, or 26 times........friggin' nutter. whistle:
Doesn't appeal to me tbh. noooo:
i really don't want to know 3 minutes in advance that I'm going to be turned into jam thanks. sick2:
No you muppet, 26 out of 50 if you included sky diving... Thumbs:
I've jumped out of airyplanes undreds of times like.... lol:
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Now that is a list babe. Thumbs:
I want to parachute jump or sky dive and the only other thing I yearn for is enough money to buy a massive bit of land, convert a double decker bus into a home to put on it, and take in all the animals nobody wants. oooooo, and grow veggies, oooo and have a hammock between two trees out front and a clay oven for making bread. That's it.
Sky diving! Thumbs: 26... whistle:
Falling off the roof doesn't count point:
lol: lol: lol:
Bell-end... ::)
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glad you're back. we missed your witty repartee. ::)
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glad you're back. we missed your witty repartee. ::)
I knew you would! Thumbs:
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I haven't noooo:
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I haven't noooo:
You have! ;)
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I haven't noooo:
Painful as it is, I have to agree with you. whistle:
He hasn't been his usual friendly witty self this last few days.... imo. rubschin:
WOZUP ey you BM?
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I haven't noooo:
Painful as it is, I have to agree with you. whistle:
He hasn't been his usual friendly witty self this last few days.... imo. rubschin:
WOZUP ey you BM?
Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
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I haven't noooo:
Painful as it is, I have to agree with you. whistle:
He hasn't been his usual friendly witty self this last few days.... imo. rubschin:
WOZUP ey you BM?
Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
That's wot TEENAGERS say, and that's always a bad thing.rubschin:
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I haven't noooo:
Painful as it is, I have to agree with you. whistle:
He hasn't been his usual friendly witty self this last few days.... imo. rubschin:
WOZUP ey you BM?
Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
That's wot TEENAGERS say, and that's always a bad thing.rubschin:
Shrugs:
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I haven't noooo:
Painful as it is, I have to agree with you. whistle:
He hasn't been his usual friendly witty self this last few days.... imo. rubschin:
WOZUP ey you BM?
Nuffink... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-sad030.gif&hash=153cd0c4b1c8b3343a69f78c2405fc2a933a3f36) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
That's wot TEENAGERS say, and that's always a bad thing.rubschin:
Shrugs:
Too late for a mid-life crisis, so it must be some physical problem. noooo:
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Faccombe here I come :thumbsup:
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You'll never get there. 30mm of UNFORECASTED snow has fell here in the last two hours. Faccombe willl be cut off, it has the highest pub in Hampshire scared2:
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You'll never get there. 30mm of UNFORECASTED snow has fell here in the last two hours. Faccombe willl be cut off, it has the highest pub in Hampshire scared2:
Faccombe, no chance
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You'll never get there. 30mm of UNFORECASTED snow has fell here in the last two hours. Faccombe willl be cut off, it has the highest pub in Hampshire scared2:
Faccombe, no chance
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