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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 09:37:39 AM

Title: Mitherer's
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 09:37:39 AM
Got this cussie who's seemingly had a bbq on the seat of his Corsa.
Came down to see me 10 days ago with a view to me repairing it.

More piggin' hole than cover!
EEEEEEEEEEEEENORMOUS! eeek:

Took me 15  minutes of listening to how he did it (smoking a pipe) before i finally got shut of him.
Attanged for a new seat cover that I'm fitting today.

He's been ringing me nearly every bastard day to see if the cover has arrived.

He's rung me again at 08:00 'just to confirm' that I'm coming to fit it today....as arranged 3 days ago. Banghead
I'm almost dreading going 'round there now tbh. evil:

KNOB OFF and leave me alone! Banghead
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: Baldy on January 16, 2013, 09:42:51 AM
I thought Nick had a different car.
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 05:42:38 PM
I actually came within a whisker of burying a screwdriver right into the side Mr Wasps skull this afternoon. cussing:

Fit a new seat cover for him, and he asks the most gormless question....amongst the thousands of others he badgered me with...of all time.

"Can I take it out for a test drive before you go?" eeek: shocked003 noooo: Banghead Angry9: Shocked:
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 05:45:09 PM
If anybody wants someone merdering tonight, I'm yer man! eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: apc2010 on January 16, 2013, 05:47:36 PM
Hope you gave a warranty........ whistle:
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: GROWLER on January 16, 2013, 06:21:20 PM
Hope you gave a warranty........ whistle:

Not 100% certain that he heard me or not telling him to FUCK OFF tbqatth.  rubschin:

First time in 18 years of trading that I came close to losing me rag with a private cussie. cussing:
Thought I'd bolloxed up the seat belt pre-tensioner block when it came apart with all the tiny wires hanging out of it because of his bloody incessant mithering, nattering and pestering.
Title: Re: Mitherer's
Post by: Barman on January 21, 2013, 01:21:14 PM
You got off lightly Growler!

A CAR dealer could be facing jail after he got a gang to viciously beat up two mechanics because a vehicle he left for repair wasn't ready in time.  (http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/burnleypendlerossendale/10157985.Colne_car_dealer_faces_jail_over_gang_beating/)

 eeek: