The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 10:29:23 AM
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There is a woman who sits opposite me at work that annoys the living daylights out of me.
Everything she picks up she reads aloud. If she makes a decision in her head she has to repeat it out loud so she can agree with herself.
Almost everything she reads she reads aloud .
Listen to your frickin inner voice ....why do you have to hear yourself say it Banghead
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Keeeeeeel Her!
You have good reason to expect a light sentence.
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There is a woman who sits opposite me at work that annoys the living daylights out of me.
Everything she picks up she reads aloud. If she makes a decision in her head she has to repeat it out loud so she can agree with herself.
Almost everything she reads she reads aloud .
Listen to your frickin inner voice ....why do you have to hear yourself say it Banghead
Just answer everything she says out loud as if it were directed to you, and contradict every decision she makes aloud as well.
She will either:
a) Get the message and shut up
or
b) Hit you, and get sacked.
In either case the problem is gone.
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I like that advice. angel1
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I thought it would be funny if no-one replied to Miss Ds posts for a few days ..................but that's my humour......... redface:
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Poor Miss T ...she really does deserve a medal or golden coconut noooo:
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I talk to myself all the time redface:
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I talk to myself all the time redface:
I wouldn't listen if I was you ............. whistle:
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
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lol: lol: lol:
:thumbsup:
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
;D ;D
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evil:
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evil:
point:
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Shouldn't you be in bed? evil:
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Shouldn't you be in bed? evil:
Who are you talking to...? rubschin:
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Shouldn't you be in bed? evil:
Are you talking to Nick......... rubschin:
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Shouldn't you be in bed? evil:
Are you talking to Nick......... rubschin:
No, I... oh I give up like... noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 my ears are bleeding. aaagghhhhhh. someone please start again. that was exhausting. Shocked:
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Shrugs:
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
I talk to meself too actually. redface:
Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead
(apart from animuls and owls. That reminds me, have i ever told you..........)
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
I talk to meself too actually. redface:
Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead
Wot.......
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I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
I talk to meself too actually. redface:
Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead
Wot.......
I've 'ad some absolutely crackin' rants at meself. :thumbsup:
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Came quite close to havin' a punch up with meself once you know. eeek:
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Growler's quiet today rubschin:
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I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way. The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not.
Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:
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I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way. The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not.
Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:
To amuse us! cloud9:
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I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way. The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not.
Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:
That seemed quite familiar when I first read it.
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Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:
Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:
Either that or she was a raging nutter.
rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps? rubschin:
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Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:
Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:
Either that or she was a raging nutter.
rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps? rubschin:
Did it look like this perchance? Freezy:
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Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:
Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:
Either that or she was a raging nutter.
rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps? rubschin:
Did it look like this perchance? Freezy:
Apart from the blue face, yes indeed! :thumbsup:
A uncanny likeness, and most hilarious tbh. lol: