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Title: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 10:29:23 AM
There is a woman who sits opposite me at work that annoys the living daylights out of me.

Everything she picks up she reads aloud. If she makes a decision in her head she has to repeat it out loud so she can agree with herself.

Almost everything she reads she reads aloud .

Listen to your frickin inner voice ....why do you have to hear yourself say it  Banghead
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Snoopy on January 15, 2013, 10:34:08 AM
Keeeeeeel Her!

You have good reason to expect a light sentence.
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 12:49:10 PM
There is a woman who sits opposite me at work that annoys the living daylights out of me.

Everything she picks up she reads aloud. If she makes a decision in her head she has to repeat it out loud so she can agree with herself.

Almost everything she reads she reads aloud .

Listen to your frickin inner voice ....why do you have to hear yourself say it  Banghead

Just answer everything she says out loud as if it were directed to you, and contradict every decision she makes aloud as well.

She will either:

a) Get the message and shut up

or

b) Hit you, and get sacked.

In either case the problem is gone.
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on January 15, 2013, 08:49:48 PM
I like that advice.   angel1
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 09:03:13 PM
I thought it would be funny if no-one replied to Miss Ds posts for a few days ..................but that's my humour......... redface:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 09:10:09 PM
Poor Miss T ...she really does deserve a medal or golden coconut  noooo:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:16:03 PM
I talk to myself all the time  redface:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 09:23:18 PM
I talk to myself all the time  redface:

I wouldn't listen if I was you ............. whistle:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:25:40 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2013, 09:27:38 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Miss Demeanour on January 15, 2013, 09:29:03 PM
 lol: lol: lol:

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 09:29:26 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

 ;D ;D
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:31:31 PM
 evil:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 09:36:56 PM
evil:

 point:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:41:39 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed?  evil:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 09:42:48 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed?  evil:

Who are you talking to...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 09:43:35 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed?  evil:

Are you talking to Nick......... rubschin:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Barman on January 15, 2013, 09:44:27 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed?  evil:

Are you talking to Nick......... rubschin:

No, I... oh I give up like...  noooo:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Misty on January 15, 2013, 09:55:37 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 my ears are bleeding. aaagghhhhhh. someone please start again. that was exhausting.  Shocked:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 09:59:06 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 10:25:33 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I talk to meself too actually. redface:

Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead
(apart from animuls and owls. That reminds me, have i ever told you..........)
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: apc2010 on January 15, 2013, 10:26:31 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I talk to meself too actually. redface:

Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead

Wot.......
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 10:28:08 PM
I am the only person I can get sensible answers from.

Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.

I talk to meself too actually. redface:

Only 'cus no bastard listens to me. Banghead

Wot.......

I've 'ad some absolutely crackin' rants at meself. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: GROWLER on January 15, 2013, 10:28:51 PM
Came quite close to havin' a punch up with meself once you know. eeek:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Nick on January 15, 2013, 10:55:00 PM
Growler's quiet today  rubschin:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on January 16, 2013, 06:05:58 AM
I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way.  The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not. 



















Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Barman on January 16, 2013, 07:06:17 AM
I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way.  The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not. 



















Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:

To amuse us!  cloud9:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 16, 2013, 09:07:06 AM
I talk to myself in the 'what have I come in here for' kind of way.  The old memory isn't what it used to be. Sometimes I remember sometimes not. 


Now what did I come in here for? Shrugs:

That seemed quite familiar when I first read it.
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 12:07:53 PM
Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:

Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:

Either that or she was a raging nutter.

 rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps?  rubschin:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: Darwins Selection on January 17, 2013, 02:04:17 PM
Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:

Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:

Either that or she was a raging nutter.

 rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps?  rubschin:

Did it look like this perchance? Freezy:
Title: Re: People that talk to themselves
Post by: GROWLER on January 17, 2013, 05:17:59 PM
Just seen a wumman walking up our road appearing to be yaking merriily away at herself. lol:

Closer inspection revealed that she was wearing a pair of fluffy pink ear muffs that presumably double up as 'ed phones for her mobby? lol:

Either that or she was a raging nutter.

 rubschin: Might have been Nick in drag p'raps?  rubschin:

Did it look like this perchance? Freezy:

Apart from the blue face, yes indeed!  :thumbsup:
A uncanny likeness, and most hilarious tbh. lol: