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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on December 23, 2012, 08:55:11 AM
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Post yer pissedooffednusswithallthisutterlyoverelyxcitedshite observations in 'ere. eveilgrin: evil:
if I hear just ONE more 'kin 'seasonal song' sick2: on the bastard radio, it'll be loudspeakering itself on another bastard planet. Angry9:
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Suppiose I'm going to have to go out and get sneezed and coughed all over by the great overly excited pushing shoving greedy nasty unwashed tomorrow, and buy a few more bits of last minute and probably unappreciated 'traditional' tat and shite. Banghead
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Chicken for dinner I said 'cus I'm sick of paying obscene money for a poor bastard terkeee. eeek:
Over ruled 3/1...as usual. ::)
Cock off then and buy it yerself was my quick retort. :thumbsup:
Bought meself a 'The Asda' Smart Price chicky for one. cloud9:
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Being imprisoned here in G Towers for a whole day, cus apparently.....it's traditional and the right thing to do to spend precious time with your family...alledgedly, so I've been TOLD. eeek:
How come I spend the other 364 days out of 365 generally on me own 'ere then ey? Shrugs:
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Wrapping tat and shite up in obscenly priced 'seasonal' wrapping paper. evil:
As John Bishop sez, geezers class wrapping prezzies as being wrapped up by moving them from one plassy bag to another. :thumbsup:
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You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO! evil:
Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle? ::)
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You can sod off too, ho bloody bastard 'kin HO! evil:
Haven't you gorra mountain of turnips to be peeling or summat, or is that menial task passed down to the servants there at Darwin Castle? ::)
Never handle vegetables, look what happened to Mr Savile. noooo:
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Advent piggin' calenders. Shrugs:
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey? Banghead
Absolute load of bollox. Banghead
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This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation eeek:
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Advent piggin' calenders. Shrugs:
WTF is THAT/THEY all about then ey? Banghead
Absolute load of bollox. Banghead
They are all Mayan and stop dead on 24th December. scared2:
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This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation eeek:
Or butter on the seasonal cake. whistle:
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This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation eeek:
May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years. Banghead
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Well you's lot be all ho ho bloody jolly then if that's what floats yer boat. ::)
I'm going to be exceeeeeeeeedingly 'appy being the miserable owld bad tempered grumpy bastard that I am what makes me SSSSSSO joyous. cloud9:
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This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation eeek:
May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years. Banghead
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ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday. I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered. evil:
I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes. Angry9: Angry9:
I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh lol: lol:
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ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday. I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered. evil:
I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes. Angry9: Angry9:
I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh lol: lol:
£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?
That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!
Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too. noooo:
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ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday. I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered. evil:
I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes. Angry9: Angry9:
I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh lol: lol:
£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?
That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!
Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too. noooo:
Guess it was 6 bottles........... rubschin:
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ASDA dropped off a 'home delivery' here last Friday. I have only just got around to checking the substituted wine on their web site. The wine that they have substituted is nothing like the wine I ordered. evil:
I then phoned their customer care line and sat listening to offensive music and a tinny recorded message for 25 minutes. Angry9: Angry9:
I now have a £60 refund, 6 bottles of wine to do with as I will and the wind has been completely knocked out of my sails. Whoooosh lol: lol:
£60 refund on a sodding bottle of wine?!! eeek: eeek: eeek:
You sure it'snot frankenstein and merr?
That's 'Nick obscene price territory' that!
?Sixty piggin' quid?I could nearly fill me tank up and enjoy a day out driving me favourite roads of N.wales for that!
Going for a lie down, and I've only just got up again too. noooo:
Guess it was 6 bottles........... rubschin:
Wha'ever.
Even a tenner a botttle is an eye bleeding price to pay....IMO. eeek:
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I like my local stuff .........5 litres for 6.50............. :thumbsup:
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I like my local stuff .........5 litres for 6.50............. :thumbsup:
Good man. :thumbsup:
That's GROWLER price territory, well it would be if actually could be bothered drinking alchohol anymore. ::)
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eastdrink048
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Potatoes. I ask you, exactly WTF is going on there then ey, what, exactly?
Is their another bastard potatoe famine on again, 'cus if there is, no twat told me about it. noooo:
The Asda....(NOT saving you money EVERY day at all Angry9:)
Friday evening.
Not ONE solitary bastard spud on display or for sale! eeek:
WHY? eeek: Shrugs:
Don't tell me that Mr and Mrs Greedy have bought the lot, just in case Brother in law bloater Bill and his equally binty bitch from Bournemouth MIGHT possibly drop by over this oh so piggin' happy and jolly festive holiday time? sick2:
Can the barage balloon features couple REALLY eat their combined weight in spuds, presumably washed down with a whole tanker load of milk dunked with enough loaves to feed the entire population of the southern hemisphere, EY...TELL ME! Angry9:
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This is a disappointment. From the title I thought you were planning on having a sex-change operation eeek:
May as well have with the total lack of activity in the underpants dept this last few years. Banghead
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Correct, in fact i think I'll award and have a few to meself like too... Violins: Violins: Violins:...and again Violins:.........stud muffin. ::)
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You seem vexed happy100
At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles angel1
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You seem vexed happy100
At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles angel1
That is inherently bad. noooo:
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You seem vexed happy100
At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles angel1
That is inherently bad. noooo:
Slippery maybe but bad? ~ never.
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You seem vexed happy100
At times like this I think of Miss D nekkid and covered in bubbles angel1
10/bastard 10 for observation. :thumbsup:
I am.
I'm sick of all this totally ott pathetic fussing and flapping around with all these ho ho so so bastard jolly folk wanting to be your friend with best wishes all of a sudden.
Where've they been all piggin' year then ey, and why can't they be pleasant IF and when you see them then ey, TELL ME! cussing:
I'll 'kin tell you...cus they're generally PISSED and living in cloud cukoo land, thinking everything is all so happy and jolly all of a sudden, when in fact it's really not..
It's just another set of days leading up to a day of over extreme and disgusting over indulgence both edibly and financially, that will lead to may rows arguments and violence especially when the c/c bills come in, and all for what exactly?
A few seconds or even minutes if you're fotunate enough of short lived 'happiness and joy...apparently. ::)
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happy100
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I am NOT currently n the mood for patronising condescendingiasation......'if there is actually such a werd....right now, but thanks for the thought. Finger:
Please try later. evil:
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sad32:
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sad32:
Oh go and bake some right handed mince pies or summat. ::)
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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I am NOT currently n the mood for patronising condescendingiasation......'if there is actually such a werd....right now, but thanks for the thought. Finger:
Please try later. evil:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
scared:
happy002
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So sad to see a regular of my real pub spending the next couple in clink.
http://www.accountancylive.com/croner/jsp/Editorial.do?channelId=-601054&contentId=2386119&Failed_Reason=Invalid+timestamp,+engine+has+been+restarted&Failed_Page=%2fjsp%2fEditorial.do&BV_UseBVCookie=No
My Lexus might be a lot older than his Beemer, but at least I paid for mine with my own money point:
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I am NOT currently n the mood for patronising condescendingiasation......'if there is actually such a werd....right now, but thanks for the thought. Finger:
Please try later. evil:
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I'd REALLY appreciate it if you didn't make any sort of reply to ANY of my posts please, as I REALLY cannot stand you...at all.
I will reciprocate accordingly of course.
Yours, a 'dickhead'...acccording to a grossly overweeight nasty bitch and equally and thouroughly distasteful scuffer
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I am NOT currently n the mood for patronising condescendingiasation......'if there is actually such a werd....right now, but thanks for the thought. Finger:
Please try later. evil:
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I'd REALLY appreciate it if you didn't make any sort of reply to ANY of my posts please, as I REALLY cannot stand you...at all.
I will reciprocate accordingly of course.
Yours, a 'dickhead'...acccording to a grossly overweeight nasty bitch and equally and thouroughly distasteful scuffer
sad32: sad32:
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Here we go again noooo:
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Poor Growler, can't be good for his ticker like... noooo:
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
Life...? eeek:
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
Life...? eeek:
noooo: His leg.
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cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
Life...? eeek:
noooo: His leg.
happy001
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sad32: sad32: sad32: sad32:
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
Life...? eeek:
noooo: His leg.
happy001
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Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: Angry9: sad24:
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If I hadn't read the willycam thread ......I was expecting bad news for Nick .....from the thread title........ rubschin:
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If I hadn't read the willycam thread ......I was expecting bad news for Nick .....from the thread title........ rubschin:
I'm always expecting bad news for Nick... noooo:
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Why?
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Why?
happy001
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Shrugs:
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If I hadn't read the willycam thread ......I was expecting bad news for Nick .....from the thread title........ rubschin:
I'm always expecting bad news for Nick... noooo:
For some reason the phrase "pot calling the kettle black" comes to mind.... rubschin:
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The knob off crimbo thread
Such a way with words Growler had lol:
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
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I want it to be over Banghead Banghead
Life...? eeek:
noooo: His leg.
happy001
happy001 happy001
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cussing: cussing: cussing: