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Title: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 04:58:45 PM
The Brat's BF just asked me what I want for Christmas from him......not sure he knew how to take my reply . I asked for my house back  lol:

Then asked what he could get for The Brat ....when I replied anger management lessons his hearty laugh meant I knew I was not alone in the earache department  noooo: noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 05:04:08 PM
 :thumbsup:


my arm  sad24:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 05:06:06 PM
Isn't it funny how things come back to haunt you  whistle:

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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 05:07:57 PM
The Brat's BF just asked me what I want for Christmas from him......not sure he knew how to take my reply . I asked for my house back  lol:

Then asked what he could get for The Brat ....when I replied anger management lessons his hearty laugh meant I knew I was not alone in the earache department  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Did you ask him what he wanted...?  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 05:09:08 PM
Isn't it funny how things come back to haunt you  whistle:

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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2012, 05:09:34 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 05:09:55 PM

Did you ask him what he wanted...?  whistle:

Funnily enough I did not  lol:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 05:10:38 PM

Did you ask him what he wanted...?  whistle:

Funnily enough I did not  lol:

 Thumbs:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 05:10:52 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice

Oh yes ...we all know Mr Right doesn't exist  ;)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Snoopy on December 09, 2012, 05:13:02 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice

Oh yes ...we all know Mr Right doesn't exist  ;)



OOOOOooooo! Been sucking on a lemon again?
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 05:13:52 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice

Oh yes ...we all know Mr Right doesn't exist  ;)
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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 05:15:13 PM

OOOOOooooo! Been sucking on a lemon again?

 lol:

I know ...fancy being sexist in this place  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Pirate on December 09, 2012, 05:36:28 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice

Oh yes ...we all know Mr Right doesn't exist  ;)

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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 05:38:13 PM
 ::)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Uncle Mort on December 09, 2012, 06:22:45 PM
You have to admire his perseverance though.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 06:30:40 PM
should've been a mounty  redface:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 07:48:18 PM
Years supply of pineapples  cloud9:... and a frend (sometimes) to walk up 'me 'ill and places wiv me sad32:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 07:48:55 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 07:49:39 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2012, 07:50:39 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:


I will save you some for your return........... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 07:51:24 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 07:57:31 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:

Oh soz. I SEEEEEE now. redface:

Make a nice change suffering like the rest of us do 51 weeks of the year ey? :thumbsup:

Cold is actually very good, especially if it isn't windy.
Kills all the bugs too like. cloud9:

I'm really looking forward to doing some luvlee winter walks this week whilst I'm quiet. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2012, 07:58:09 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:


Or get TMR to gub something for you ............. :thumbsup:




something ground level; tho ........... whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 07:58:57 PM
Don't you just hate it when people ask you what you'd like though or are you quite happy to say and at least you get what you want then ?

Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:03:44 PM
Don't you just hate it when people ask you what you'd like though or are you quite happy to say and at least you get what you want then ?

I likes surprises!  Thumbs:

But then I fecking hate getting clothes!  evil:

So, on balance I'd rather be asked and not get clothes than get a surprise....  ;)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:10:38 PM
i will get you some socks  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 08:11:09 PM
So if you have said you don't want clothes wouldn't it be even more of a surprise if you get some ?  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 08:12:43 PM
Don't you just hate it when people ask you what you'd like though or are you quite happy to say and at least you get what you want then ?

I likes surprises!  Thumbs:

But then I fecking hate getting clothes!  evil:

So, on balance I'd rather be asked and not get clothes than get a surprise....  ;)

No. noooo:  Soz.   redface: You've lost me there. Shrugs:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:13:30 PM
he needs some new jim jams noooo:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:17:20 PM
So if you have said you don't want clothes wouldn't it be even more of a surprise if you get some ?  whistle:

Yes, that would be a completely shite surprise given that you know I don't want clothes... in fact, when I say surprise I really mean disappointment... evil:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:18:25 PM
Don't you just hate it when people ask you what you'd like though or are you quite happy to say and at least you get what you want then ?

I likes surprises!  Thumbs:

But then I fecking hate getting clothes!  evil:

So, on balance I'd rather be asked and not get clothes than get a surprise....  ;)

No. noooo:  Soz.   redface: You've lost me there. Shrugs:

Don't buy me clothes... or slippers... or anything like that....  noooo:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on December 09, 2012, 08:19:46 PM
Just leaves the pipe then  whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:20:09 PM
i will get you some socks  :thumbsup:

Only buy me socks if you are prepared to have them inserted where your bad arm cannot remove the aforementioned socks from...  Thumbs:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:20:50 PM
Just leaves the pipe then  whistle:

 Thumbs:

I can put me home grown in it like!  cloud9:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:24:40 PM
i will get you some socks  :thumbsup:

Only buy me socks if you are prepared to have them inserted where your bad arm cannot remove the aforementioned socks from...  Thumbs:


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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: apc2010 on December 09, 2012, 08:25:52 PM
Just leaves the pipe then  whistle:


Careful that in Cypriot is similar sounding to a complete different meaning................ whistle:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:26:16 PM
i will get you some socks  :thumbsup:

Only buy me socks if you are prepared to have them inserted where your bad arm cannot remove the aforementioned socks from...  Thumbs:


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The truth hurts - but not as much as having a pair of socks stuffed up yer  censored:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:27:20 PM
Just leaves the pipe then  whistle:


Careful that in Cypriot is similar sounding to a complete different meaning................ whistle:

I'd settle for Pipa for Christmas - that WOULD be a surprise....  evil:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Nick on December 09, 2012, 08:33:41 PM
pepper pig poo poo? rubschin:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:35:52 PM
pepper pig poo poo? rubschin:

Shrugs:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2012, 08:36:45 PM
Woodstock says that picture could be 'armful to Nick and it has certainly 'armed her recovery.


Nice pic tho' babe ~ all lefties I notice

Oh yes ...we all know Mr Right doesn't exist  ;)

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Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2012, 08:39:57 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:

Thursday's looking favourite at the moment  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Barman on December 09, 2012, 08:41:03 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:

Thursday's looking favourite at the moment  :thumbsup:

Sunday!  evil:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 08:42:13 PM
Warm weather...  whistle:

ey? confused:

What I want for Christmas - a heatwave in the UK....  Thumbs:

...or Arctic conditions so that all flights into Gatwick are cancelled...  whistle:

Thursday's looking favourite at the moment  :thumbsup:

Great.  noooo:

M6 northbound Thursday too. Banghead
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: Just One More on December 09, 2012, 08:45:03 PM
It crosses the South from the West, no idea about up there though  confused:
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas ?
Post by: GROWLER on December 09, 2012, 08:51:58 PM
Might give me chance to see just how good me new winter tyres really are.

Doesn't bother me driving in it, no, it's all the total utter clueless dickheads that haven't got the foggiest and go into panic mode that worry me, sucking you into their disasters. scared2: