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Come Inside... => The Comedy Room => Topic started by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on November 19, 2012, 09:29:33 AM
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Apparently this is a news headline from Texas paper, in "Good ol' US of A".
MT. VERNON, TEXAS, WHOREHOUSE SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE!
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding -- with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church. Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the brothele was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about "the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the defendant's reply and at the opening hearing he commented, "I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this damn case but it appears from the paperwork that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer and an entire church congregation that thinks it's all bullshit!"
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I thought this was going to be about minge wigs... redface:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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I thought this was going to be about minge wigs... redface:
Well, you would - wouldn't you?
No, it's about Americans - which, if said in a redneck sort of way, comes out as "merk'ns" - OK?
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I thought this was going to be about minge wigs... redface:
You are not alone. redface:
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I thought this was going to be about minge wigs... redface:
You are not alone. redface:
First thread I opened .......... redface:
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OK - just for BM and DS (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/10-famous-merkins-on-screen/famous-merkins-g4-jpg/)
Happy now?
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Shocked:
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OK - just for BM and DS (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/10-famous-merkins-on-screen/famous-merkins-g4-jpg/)
Happy now?
A disproportionate number of gingers I thought.
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OK - just for BM and DS (http://www.thefrisky.com/photos/10-famous-merkins-on-screen/famous-merkins-g4-jpg/)
Happy now?
A disproportionate number of gingers I thought.
After a lifetime's study of minge fur, it has been my observation that there are, in real life, many more ginger minges than ginger heads - almost as though they don't wish the world to know their true colour!
eyes:
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Wot, no aeroplane blondes !
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Wot, no aeroplane blondes !
Quite a few landing strips, but this was a while back before they became popular!
Back then the "full bush" was more the norm . . .
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Wot, no aeroplane blondes !
Quite a few landing strips, but this was a while back before they became popular!
Back then the "full bush" was more the norm . . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robbierocks.ch%2FConcerts%2FPic%26%23039%3Bs%2FKate%2520Bush%2520-%25201.jpg&hash=40b140147e6ea89cf127d2a91f5191ee93b49c81)
rubschin:
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Wot, no aeroplane blondes !
Quite a few landing strips, but this was a while back before they became popular!
Back then the "full bush" was more the norm . . .
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.robbierocks.ch%2FConcerts%2FPic%26%23039%3Bs%2FKate%2520Bush%2520-%25201.jpg&hash=40b140147e6ea89cf127d2a91f5191ee93b49c81)
rubschin:
I seem to recall a statement going like this:
"One in the hand is worth two in Kate Bush". whistle:
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rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol:
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noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: