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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on November 13, 2012, 09:53:32 AM
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knife and fork noooo:
shoe laces noooo:
jar lids noooo:
wash other side of body noooo:
get vertical without grunting noooo:
to be continued
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In fairness you couldn't do shoe laces with 2 hands........... whistle:
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have to go up and down stairs on my bottom redface:
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have to go up and down stairs on my bottom redface:
Broken your legs now too ey? point:
Kept that one quiet ey? whistle:
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get vertical without grunting noooo:
That is related to age, not the available number of arms.
I don't remember the age at which it started, but it never stopped since then. noooo:
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have to go up and down stairs on my bottom redface:
happy002 I would pay to see that!!!!! How the hell does a poorly arm stop you walking up the stairs?!
Ahhhhh, the first thread I have read this morning, that made my day that did. happy002
Oh, and feel bad for you and stuff.
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happy002 happy002 happy002
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Spank2: Spank2:
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iroic choice of smiley. The one handed spanker. lol:
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The one handed spanker. lol:
lol: lol: lol:
That's Nick in a nutcase shell. whistle:
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lol: we aren't the most sympathic lot are we?
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In fairness you couldn't do shoe laces with 2 hands........... whistle:
drumroll: happy001
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Masturbation is going to be a bit of a problem as you are a lefty or are you ambidextrous in that department?
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Masturbation is going to be a bit of a problem as you are a lefty or are you ambidextrous in that department?
No , that's just ambitious whistle:
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Spank2:
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knife and fork noooo:
shoe laces noooo:
jar lids noooo:
wash other side of body noooo:
get vertical without grunting noooo:
to be continued
From Woodstock for your list ..... Wiping your arse is difficult.
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dunno. have codeine :thumbsup:
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So did she until she ran out of them .... I spoke to GP and got her Tramadol instead. Works as well as a painkiller, can be taken with Paracetamol and doesn't cause constipation. That's when she found out that wiping yer arse is difficult with one arm out of action. noooo:
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You will suddenly find that itches start where you cannot reach.
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i have a knitting needle :thumbsup:
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i have a knitting needle :thumbsup:
You'll be having yer eye out with that then.... noooo:
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i have a knitting needle :thumbsup:
Time to knit a new sweater to keep Growler happy?
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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Keep that up Nick and you'll have an arm like Popeye whistle:
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At least it will then match the other. The left arm is getting a rest for a change. whistle:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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I do know how frustrating it can be. happy100
You must be well pissed off having to use the same fuckin smiley over and over again.
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my spoon skills are coming along :thumbsup:
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A girl likes a guy who can spoon. cloud9:
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i keep missing my mouth redface:
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are you three? could not not eat one handed before? Do you have other issues that we dont know about hun? ie....no right hand? If so, I am really sorry. redface:
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whistle:
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my sis has to tie my shoelaces redface:
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i keep missing my mouth redface:
That seems quite implausible.
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YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Is it because your foot is already in there?
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Angry9:
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whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
It doesn't matter which one you use though Nick, either way you are cack handed. whistle:
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YOU TRY IT WITH THE WRONG HAND cussing: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Is it because your foot is already in there?
thats why he has to slide down the stairs on his bum! It all makes sense now.
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whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
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whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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Message from Woodstock:
Why does a nurse (Wiv a degree!!!) say "If you need anything just press the call bell" and place the fecking thing on the side of the bed adjacent to her broken arm? Banghead
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Message from Woodstock:
Why does a nurse (Wiv a degree!!!) say "If you need anything just press the call bell" and place the fecking thing on the side of the bed adjacent to her broken arm? Banghead
She's prolly in a target for how many times the bell is pressed . . . .