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Title: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 05:37:37 PM: It may save my bacon
Title: Re: I am selling my London fla and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 05:39:35 PM: Fla? rubschin:
Title: Re: I am selling my London fla and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 05:40:14 PM: You have fleas in London .......... rubschin:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 08, 2012, 06:21:10 PM: It shouldn't take you too long hopefully ...have you given the tenants notice to quit yet ?
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 06:25:25 PM: They have given notice
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Pastis on November 08, 2012, 06:32:53 PM: Get a loan to pimp it up if you can't afford to refurbish. My neighbours did just that and doubled their outlay ... there should be no bargaining chips whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 06:34:12 PM: Can I stay there at Christmas like...? rubschin:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:35:31 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 08, 2012, 06:34:12 PM
Can I stay there at Christmas like...? rubschin:

You could do a house/flat swap. Thumbs:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 06:36:09 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:35:31 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 08, 2012, 06:34:12 PM
Can I stay there at Christmas like...? rubschin:

You could do a house/flat swap. Thumbs:

rubschin:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 06:39:24 PM: Yes. It's £1000 a month whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 06:41:00 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 08, 2012, 06:39:24 PM
Yes. It's £1000 a month whistle:

With or without boiler .......... whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:44:24 PM: You get a wind farm in exchange......give him a discount.
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 06:45:05 PM: Quote from: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 06:41:00 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 08, 2012, 06:39:24 PM
Yes. It's £1000 a month whistle:

With or without boiler .......... whistle:

Don't speak about LL like that.... noooo:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 08, 2012, 06:53:10 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
You get a wind farm in exchange......give him a discount.

Don't talk about BM that way ......... whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 08, 2012, 07:09:51 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
You get a wind farm in exchange......give him a discount.

Mates Rates! Thumbs:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on November 08, 2012, 09:30:38 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 08, 2012, 07:09:51 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 08, 2012, 06:44:24 PM
You get a wind farm in exchange......give him a discount.

Mates Rates! Thumbs:

Ah yes and what is the retail price of condoms theses days?
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 08, 2012, 09:31:53 PM: I think he has a thimble whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 12:37:30 PM: Estate agents have been engaged scared2:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2012, 01:21:42 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 12:37:30 PM
Estate agents have been engaged scared2:

Are you going to be a pageboy?
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 01:22:52 PM: ::)
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2012, 01:36:46 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 09, 2012, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 12:37:30 PM
Estate agents have been engaged scared2:

Are you going to be a pageboy?

lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 09, 2012, 03:45:09 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 09, 2012, 01:21:42 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 12:37:30 PM
Estate agents have been engaged scared2:

Are you going to be a pageboy?
drumroll: drumroll:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Misty on November 09, 2012, 05:11:48 PM: eeek: baldy made a funny!!! A genuine funny! Shocked:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 05:17:48 PM: Noooooo. Are you up for a spanking?
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 09, 2012, 05:18:39 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 05:17:48 PM
Noooooo. Are you up for a spanking?

eyes:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 05:19:42 PM: Me first evil:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2012, 05:21:54 PM: Don't mind me .................. noooo:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Misty on November 09, 2012, 05:24:45 PM: form an orderly que please. ( I have my own whip )

Last in line has to bring the baby lotion and talc tho.
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Baldy on November 09, 2012, 05:26:33 PM: Quote from: miss Tchevious on November 09, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
form an orderly que please. ( I have my own whip )

Last in line has to bring the baby lotion and talc tho.

And you wonder why I call you Foggy? whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 05:26:55 PM: On me way :thumbsup:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Misty on November 09, 2012, 05:31:17 PM: Quote from: Baldy on November 09, 2012, 05:26:33 PM
Quote from: miss Tchevious on November 09, 2012, 05:24:45 PM
form an orderly que please. ( I have my own whip )

Last in line has to bring the baby lotion and talc tho.

And you wonder why I call you Foggy? whistle:

you know what i meant. ::)
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 09, 2012, 05:32:48 PM: I a glad the title has "and other horrors" in it,,,,,,,,,,,, noooo:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 09, 2012, 05:35:15 PM: GET OFF MY THREAD cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Shall i start a spanking thread? rubschin:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Pastis on November 09, 2012, 05:44:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 05:35:15 PM

Shall i start a spanking thread? rubschin:

I think you'd be paddling your own canoe if you get my drift whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Misty on November 09, 2012, 05:49:13 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 09, 2012, 05:35:15 PM
GET OFF MY THREAD cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Shall i start a spanking thread? rubschin:

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Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2012, 05:18:31 PM: Got the valuation today cloud9:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2012, 10:02:45 PM: Lend us a fiver.
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 15, 2012, 10:05:23 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2012, 10:09:39 PM: Wot? you're minted like.
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: apc2010 on November 15, 2012, 10:25:22 PM: Quote from: Uncle Mort on November 15, 2012, 10:09:39 PM
Wot? you're minted like.

His wallet is in his left-hand pocket,,,,,,,, whistle:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Just One More on November 15, 2012, 11:08:10 PM: drumroll:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2012, 05:41:45 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
Got the valuation today cloud9:

Popcorn:
Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2012, 03:35:47 PM: Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2012, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
Got the valuation today cloud9:

Popcorn:

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Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Barman on November 16, 2012, 03:37:35 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on November 16, 2012, 03:35:47 PM
Quote from: Barman on November 16, 2012, 05:41:45 AM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 15, 2012, 05:18:31 PM
Got the valuation today cloud9:

Popcorn:

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Title: Re: I am selling my London flat and other horrors
Post by: Nick on November 16, 2012, 04:27:11 PM: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: Spank2: