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Title: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 05:44:42 PM
....and are probably too old or goosed to do them now. whistle:

Piggin' well proper well 'ard rock climbing and mountaineering. cloud9:

Emigrated to Canada or New Oz. cloud9:

Done the job I'm doing now 20 years earlier. evil:

Been a bit more nicer and thoughtful to a couple of me ex gerlie friends. sad32:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 05:47:02 PM
Why isn't shagging Kylie in that list? rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 05:53:04 PM
Why isn't shagging Kylie in that list? rubschin:

Wouldn't get past staring at her gorgeous arse tbqh. noooo:
I'd be in a trance!! lol:

Oh bollox, why did you mention that now ey?  Banghead  Drool:
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Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 05:54:19 PM
Kleenex?
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 05:55:31 PM
Wish I'd never started on the 'tabs' all those years ago. Angry9:

Wish I'd kept meself fitter earlier.
Too piggin' bone idle 20/30 years ago. cussing:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 05:58:27 PM
Kleenex?

Nah. The Asda Smart Price kitchen roll will do thanks. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 06:01:57 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 06:03:26 PM
I'd be happy to push you out of a plane  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 06:12:11 PM
I'd be happy to push you out of a plane  :thumbsup:

Bloody charming that ey?

I'd be happy to punch you in the gob, eveilgrin:  :thumbsup:  cloud9:  but I wouldn't do it, 'cus I'm a big softie deep down you see, angel1  and I'd take pity on you when you started crying. sad32: sad32:  sad32:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 06:36:40 PM
There are lots more things I have done that I wish I hadn't  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 06:37:48 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 06:41:34 PM
There are lots more things I have done that I wish I hadn't  noooo:

Seperate MONSTER thread for that subject.
Bet you many of the listed items would be the same too!!  whistle:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 06:44:56 PM
Getting shot at in Alabama and the Negev desert  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 07:37:00 PM
Getting shot at in Alabama and the Negev desert  noooo:

Is that really under "Things you've never done but wish you had"?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2012, 07:37:51 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:

Done that!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 07:40:08 PM
Getting shot at in Alabama and the Negev desert  noooo:

Is that really under "Things you've never done but wish you had"?  rubschin:

Think he will be starting the thread ' things you've had done unto you that you wish hadn't ' noooo:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 07:41:38 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:

Done that!  Thumbs:

Yes yes yes yes, I guessed you would 'ave, but what HAVEN'T you done what you wish you had, you know.......like buy a round of drinks when you're with Baldiomondo and ApeyC p'raps? lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 07:44:02 PM
Getting shot at in Alabama and the Negev desert  noooo:

Is that really under "Things you've never done but wish you had"?  rubschin:

Think he will be starting the thread ' things you've had done unto you that you wish hadn't ' noooo:

I thought you mentioned that about yourself earier in the thread like.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 07:46:10 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:

Done that!  Thumbs:

Yes yes yes yes, I guessed you would 'ave, but what HAVEN'T you done what you wish you had, you know.......like buy a round of drinks when you're with Baldiomondo and ApeyC p'raps? lol:

Fat fecking chance of them two dipping their hands in their pockets on any occasion!  Banghead
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 07:46:28 PM
Do keep up sweety...that is things you wish you had not done ( you take responsibility for this)

Things you have had done unto you = not your responsibility

Things you want to do but haven't = completely irresponsible

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 07:54:57 PM
Getting shot at in Alabama and the Negev desert  noooo:

Is that really under "Things you've never done but wish you had"?  rubschin:

Think he will be starting the thread ' things you've had done unto you that you wish hadn't ' noooo:

Soz Miss D  ;) So will he be starting a new Jimmy Savile thread then?
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2012, 07:57:01 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:

Done that!  Thumbs:

Yes yes yes yes, I guessed you would 'ave, but what HAVEN'T you done what you wish you had, you know.......like buy a round of drinks when you're with Baldiomondo and ApeyC p'raps? lol:

 rubschin:

Can't think of anything - I've had a great life like!  Thumbs:

If I dropped dead with a heart attack now I can seriously say tha-  Shocked:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 07:59:27 PM
A parachute jump.  scared2: but probably  cloud9:

Didn't have the bottle when I was a nipper...ish, and even though it could be done now, I still wouldn't have it in me to actually lob meself overboard. redface:
Hate meself for that as I'd really like too to. sad32:

Done that!  Thumbs:

Yes yes yes yes, I guessed you would 'ave, but what HAVEN'T you done what you wish you had, you know.......like buy a round of drinks when you're with Baldiomondo and ApeyC p'raps? lol:

 rubschin:

Can't think of anything - I've had a great life like!  Thumbs:

If I dropped dead with a heart attack now I can seriously say tha-  Shocked:

 lol: lol: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 07:59:40 PM
 lol:

There is still plenty I want to do and hope I can so I don't view it as unlikely to happen just yet.

As for jumping out of hairy panes on an elastic band to look like a knickerbocker glory - not a feckin chance . I am proud to be a scaredy cat  scared2:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2012, 08:07:00 PM
lol:

There is still plenty I want to do and hope I can so I don't view it as unlikely to happen just yet.

As for jumping out of hairy panes on an elastic band to look like a knickerbocker glory - not a feckin chance . I am proud to be a scaredy cat  scared2:

Confront your fears!  Thumbs:

scary clown jump out of the heli video by: Jon Nunes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxQyKIkHRwk#ws)
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 08:12:15 PM
All that total bollocks about confront your fears as if that is going to cure it  noooo:

I know I don't like heights , I know I don't particularly like flying . So lets put both of that together and then throw yerself out of said flying tin can at gazillion feet up in the air

Absolutely never  noooo:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Barman on November 06, 2012, 08:14:32 PM
All that total bollocks about confront your fears as if that is going to cure it  noooo:

I know I don't like heights , I know I don't particularly like flying . So lets put both of that together and then throw yerself out of said flying tin can at gazillion feet up in the air

Absolutely never  noooo:

Not even wearing a clown mask...? Shrugs:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 08:25:06 PM
OMG .....clowns need to be rounded up and pushed out of flying planes without parachutes.

Watch their evil , twisted faces grimace as they fall to their squishy squashy instant death. Yayyyyyyyyy  Party001:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 08:27:14 PM
OMG .....clowns need to be rounded up and pushed out of flying planes without parachutes.

Watch their evil , twisted faces grimace as they fall to their squishy squashy instant death. Yayyyyyyyyy  Party001:

Coulrophobia?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 08:28:16 PM
No , they just freak me out and I hate them  lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 08:31:29 PM
No , they just freak me out and I hate them  lol:

Oh....ok then  redface:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 08:32:42 PM
All that total bollocks about confront your fears as if that is going to cure it  noooo:

I know I don't like heights , I know I don't particularly like flying . So lets put both of that together and then throw yerself out of said flying tin can at gazillion feet up in the air

Absolutely never  noooo:

You ever done absailing?
Bloody buzzin experience that was when me and my Miss Mooselet did it a few years ago,. :thumbsup:

G. Jnr did the 20' practice drop, but bottled it on the 100 footer.
Drop 20' on yer back and you'll die, so what's the difference?
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 08:34:29 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 08:35:53 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:

Don't scare m,e like, ust make me feel sick. sick2:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Nick on November 06, 2012, 08:36:40 PM
She is shagging rowers now  angel1

Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 08:38:56 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:

Scared shitless of heights and I have to go up scaffolding and church roofs on a regular basis.  scared2:

But roller coasters are brilliant cloud9:, not sure why but I cannot get enough of them.
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Just One More on November 06, 2012, 08:44:53 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:

Scared shitless of heights and I have to go up scaffolding and church roofs on a regular basis. scared2:

But roller coasters are brilliant cloud9:, not sure why but I cannot get enough of them.

How much is lead fetching per tonne at the mo  rubschin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 08:49:28 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:

Scared shitless of heights and I have to go up scaffolding and church roofs on a regular basis. scared2:

But roller coasters are brilliant cloud9:, not sure why but I cannot get enough of them.

How much is lead fetching per tonne at the mo  rubschin:

2 years apparently. whistle:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 08:51:58 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 08:52:25 PM
Don't like roller coaster either ..they make me cry  redface:

Scared shitless of heights and I have to go up scaffolding and church roofs on a regular basis. scared2:

But roller coasters are brilliant cloud9:, not sure why but I cannot get enough of them.

How much is lead fetching per tonne at the mo  rubschin:

They very rarely use it, everything done on the cheap.
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 06, 2012, 08:57:59 PM
Decked a colleague, could have ticked that box today and didn't.  redface:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:01:15 PM
Decked a colleague, could have ticked that box today and didn't.  redface:

Which? You DID, or wish you had?  Popcorn:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:03:35 PM
Wish I'd been fit enough and enough dosh to walk on one of those well proper organised expo's to the North pole. sad32:
I'd luv to go there. cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 09:11:24 PM
I'd like to go to Machu Picchu , Galapagus Islands , Australia and a safari  cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:16:23 PM
Kilimanjaro  and northern Alaska.
Both still in me dreams, but both still a possibilty hopefully. cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:17:36 PM
I'd like to go to Machu Picchu , Galapagus Islands , Australia and a safari  cloud9:

Been drinking with a bloke today who went diving in the Galapagos Islands. The pictures taken are amazing  :thumbsup: A few photos were of a school of basking sharks (200  eeek:) just passing by. Totally fandabidozy.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:18:02 PM
Meet up with me REAL furry mates. cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:19:36 PM
I'd like to go to Machu Picchu , Galapagus Islands , Australia and a safari  cloud9:

Been drinking with a bloke today who went diving in the Galapagos Islands. The pictures taken are amazing  :thumbsup: A few photos were of a school of basking sharks (200  eeek:) just passing by. Totally fandabidozy.  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Weird in'it. rubschin:
That really wouldn't appeal to me.

Hate the water, luv the mountains. Complete chalk and cheese to me. confused:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:21:33 PM
Also asked a good old laydee friend of mine  sad32: if she wanted to go to Machu Picchu next year. Nothing back yet....... so I guess it is a NO!
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 09:24:01 PM
Spare ticket you say  ?  cloud9:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:30:22 PM
Also asked a good old laydee friend of mine  sad32: if she wanted to go to Machu Picchu next year. Nothing back yet....... so I guess it is a NO!

Pass my number on then if you like Baldio.  :thumbsup:
There's a little angel. angel1
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:33:43 PM
Spare ticket you say  ?  cloud9:

My mate did it last year, he is a very fit bloke ( werks in Afganistan as a body guard) and he spoke about how hard the Inca trail was. But he did say that there were a lot of older people on the trip who coped with it...wipes brow....so I must go. The piccys he showed me were great.

I invited the owld conquest as she knows that shagging is a bit of a no no without the required oxygen.....you would be safe. angel1
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Miss Demeanour on November 06, 2012, 09:36:17 PM
You saying I wouldn't take your breath away  rubschin:

 lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:39:44 PM
You saying I wouldn't take your breath away  rubschin:

 lol:

I'm going to Machu Picchu, not Berlin  :lalalala  ;)
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 06, 2012, 09:41:17 PM
Decked a colleague, could have ticked that box today and didn't.  redface:

Which? You DID, or wish you had?  Popcorn:

I didnt but should have. 
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:44:16 PM
Decked a colleague, could have ticked that box today and didn't.  redface:

Which? You DID, or wish you had?  Popcorn:

I didnt but should have.

Tomorrow?
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 06, 2012, 09:45:37 PM
No but Thursday is looking promising.   ;D
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 06, 2012, 09:46:58 PM
No but Thursday is looking promising.   ;D

Give it your best shot.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 06, 2012, 09:49:52 PM
No but Thursday is looking promising.   ;D

Most excellent Tipsio. :thumbsup:
What's he or she done or not done to face the wrath of your fury?
You strike me as being so placid too. eeek:

Open discussions in 'ere tonight, so go on, ler'rit all out like! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on November 06, 2012, 10:25:52 PM
I am one of many supporting a project at the moment.  We, collectively, have all been out and about at work imparting new knowledge.  Another colleague is involved for a day, today, and decides that I in particular and the whole thing generally is  not working correctly. rubschin:  The many have been working fine for 2 weeks in this way. shrugs:  Words have been spoken.   evil:

'Frankly, talk to someone who gives etc' came to mind.   Banghead
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2012, 09:27:14 AM
Really wish I'd punched several sets of lights out when I was a nipper at schooohell instead of cowering in the corner and letting them all get away with it. cussing:

Luv to meet the arse holes again now that helped make my childhood an absolute tortuos misery.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Darwins Selection on November 07, 2012, 09:57:47 AM
Really wish I'd punched several sets of lights out when I was a nipper at schooohell instead of cowering in the corner and letting them all get away with it. cussing:

Luv to meet the arse holes again now that helped make my childhood an absolute tortuos misery.  eveilgrin:

These selective Amazon adverts at the bottom of the page are very clever.  redface:

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Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Baldy on November 07, 2012, 10:03:59 AM
Really wish I'd punched several sets of lights out when I was a nipper at schooohell instead of cowering in the corner and letting them all get away with it. cussing:

Luv to meet the arse holes again now that helped make my childhood an absolute tortuos misery.  eveilgrin:

These selective Amazon adverts at the bottom of the page are very clever.  redface:

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 lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: Barman on November 07, 2012, 10:14:02 AM
Really wish I'd punched several sets of lights out when I was a nipper at schooohell instead of cowering in the corner and letting them all get away with it. cussing:

Luv to meet the arse holes again now that helped make my childhood an absolute tortuos misery.  eveilgrin:

These selective Amazon adverts at the bottom of the page are very clever.  redface:

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 lol: lol:
Title: Re: Things you've never done but wish you had...
Post by: GROWLER on November 07, 2012, 02:54:21 PM
 lol: lol: lol:..... rubschin:...... noooo:...... rubschin:...... Finger: