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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on October 19, 2012, 05:07:14 PM
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Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'. cussing:
Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters. Banghead
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Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'. cussing:
Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters. Banghead
Try Waitrose
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Is that worse?
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Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'. cussing:
Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters. Banghead
Try Waitrose
Think they're all as bad as each other tbqh, and not just shops.
Was parking up before going into the pit of shit, and this gormless tart was so engrossed in her bastard so so so important texting, that she didn't see me and walked staright out in front of me car. eeek:
Being the kind thoughtful soul I am, I actually stopped for her.
No acknowledgement or indication that she even knew I was there. Just carried on tansfixed to talking and texting probably utter utter and pure 100% golden shite. noooo:
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Merseyside noooo:
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Merseyside noooo:
Everybloodywhereside. Stop stereotyping.
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Did you see that prog on the Beeb last night about modern technology, and just how addicted to the internet and mobby's the majority are now.
It almost made me want to cry it was that pitiful.
Grown men and wimmin, fretting for their bloody devices that were taken off them for an experiment.
GET A PIGGIN'GRIP ON REALITY YOU MUNTERS!! Banghead
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If it wan't because I need it for me job, I would most pleasurably launch my mobby into the Mersey right now! cloud9:
Hate the bastard thing but I'd be lost without it for me cussies to contact me unfortunately.
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It use to be "dawdle Sunday", now it's dawdle everybloodyday, people stuck in first gear. Add to that those that stop for a chat at the end of the aisles blocking it to all and sundry, those that go to the shelf for summat then leave there trolley at 45 degrees across the aisle while they get it, the list goes on and on. I use to enjoy food shopping, but not any more
And I do know there's home delivery, but I food shop every day once I know what I want, years since I've done a "weekly shop"
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Really tits'is me off having to listen to the constant advertising of their shite, ALWAYS followed at the end with......."The Asda. saving you money EVERY day!" cloud9:
Cock off you termites. You're COSTING me rip off money, EVERY week! cussing:
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Tell you what gets me gander going like. evil:
Wimmins what you hold the door open for, and they just brush past you without so much of a thank you or kiss me arse.
Occassionaly happens with geezers too, ignorant bastards. Banghead
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And those fecking trolleys on the floor....... cussing:
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And those fecking trolleys on the floor....... cussing:
Which ones? Those mahosive cage ones that they transfer the grub from onto the shelves?
Yea, I normally deliberately crash into them and send them smashing into the shelving, just because I'm a nasty twat. cloud9:
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And those fecking trolleys on the floor....... cussing:
Which ones? Those mahosive cage ones that they transfer the grub from onto the shelves?
Yea, I normally deliberately crash into them and send them smashing into the shelving, just because I'm a nasty twat. cloud9:
no...........I have a thread about them somewhere...................those poxy things you can hold but they put a long handle and wheel .... cussing:
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Nah. you got me on that one Apey. confused:
Must have some odd shops out there.
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Nah. you got me on that one Apey. confused:
Must have some odd shops out there.
Miss D uses them ............. evil: a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels............. cussing:
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One of these you mean? eeek:
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Oops, soz. Clicked on the wrong piccie in 'me piccies' like. redface:
One of THESE you mean? sick2:
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These (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=617&tbm=isch&tbnid=WWdH3Sl-VBJi1M:&imgrefurl=http://www.green-magic.co.uk/page/Baskets&docid=s9F5cai-x1OkTM&imgurl=http://www.sign-holders.co.uk/my_documents/my_pictures/Rolla_Basket_Extended_250pix.jpg&w=250&h=405&ei=7sWBUN2gNsGi0QWw_4C4BA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=264&vpy=171&dur=1018&hovh=286&hovw=176&tx=86&ty=144&sig=106593155873078478308&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=81&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:74) Co-op, B & Q, TK Maxx have them
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These (http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?num=10&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=617&tbm=isch&tbnid=WWdH3Sl-VBJi1M:&imgrefurl=http://www.green-magic.co.uk/page/Baskets&docid=s9F5cai-x1OkTM&imgurl=http://www.sign-holders.co.uk/my_documents/my_pictures/Rolla_Basket_Extended_250pix.jpg&w=250&h=405&ei=7sWBUN2gNsGi0QWw_4C4BA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=264&vpy=171&dur=1018&hovh=286&hovw=176&tx=86&ty=144&sig=106593155873078478308&page=1&tbnh=147&tbnw=81&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0,i:74) Co-op, B & Q, TK Maxx have them
Oh, THEM?
Yea, they're shit too. evil:
Don't think The Asda have them actually.
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I like them but have only used them in France. Not seen them here.
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Many models of Citroen come with one in the boot. Just the right size to hold a case of 12 bottles of wine.
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Nah. you got me on that one Apey. confused:
Must have some odd shops out there.
Miss D uses them ............. evil: a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels............. cussing:
You really need more grief in your life if this is one of your pet hates whistle:
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Nah. you got me on that one Apey. confused:
Must have some odd shops out there.
Miss D uses them ............. evil: a shopping basket with a long handle n wheels............. cussing:
You really need more grief in your life if this is one of your pet hates whistle:
READ the title of the thread me lickle petal.......LICKLE things that hack you off. ::)
I'd personally include Nick, but he ain't lickle...especially with that WHOPPER of a food stained beige apology of an jumper he covers that ENORMOUS ginger haired gut with. sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Seems to be unintentionally turning into a hatred towards supermarket type stuff thread this. rubschin:
The way the bastards keep moving their produce and goodies around, JUST when you got used to where the crap is/was too. Banghead
Does me 'ed in that does. Banghead
Managed to grab a 'pair of sherts and ties' early one Saturday morning a couple of years ago, standing there with their ruddy clipboards, trying to look all important to justify their probable disgusting high wages.
Took 'emm to task over this very subject, and after climbing back down off me soap box, they apologised profusely and told me it was a 'seasonal' move, to make us all more aware of what is currently most wanted by us plebs.
I told 'em it was a load of old bollox and to stop trying to hoodwink us into purchasing more crap than we really wanted to.
Bloody physological mind games crap, I tell you's. cussing:
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B and bastard very long Q have got their FULL crimbo range of decorative shite on display now I noticed yesterday. eeek:
I openly admit that I did mutter obscenities as I walked past the display. cussing:
People looked at me as though I was odd. ::)
I don't actually care anymore though, as I am. cloud9:
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Bloody arse holes that wander around The Asda, gassing away on their mobby crashing into you and then mouthing 'sorry'. cussing:
Can't you leave the bastard thing turned off for just a mere 45 minutes of your lonely miserable lifes, you friggin' wasters. Banghead
Try Waitrose
When we was living in Chandlers Ford Waitrose was the local supermarket. It had a nice cafe. Mr C and I would pop in there for coffee and to check out the reduced items and wine offers. redface:
The place would be full of yummy mummy's dressed in a uniform with their out of control Tristans and Jocastas. One set of Tristan and Jocastas would run riot in the place with another set of Tristan and Jocastas whilst yummy mummys talked to each other, occasionally one of them might say in an exasperated tone 'Jocasta please don't climb on the shelving units' Jocasta would just carry on.
Then there would be the 'yummy mummys' elders, these would hunt in pairs. He wearing a Pringle sweater brushed cotton checked shirt and cravat, cord trousers and brogues she wearing sensible court shoes a skirt, either a blouse or a jumper complete with scarf and a stiff leather handbag. These pairs would sail around the place defying anyone to get in their way.
Waitrose is just as bad and far more expensive.
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He wearing a Pringle sweater brushed cotton checked shirt and cravat, cord trousers and brogues she wearing sensible court shoes a skirt, either a blouse or a jumper complete with scarf and a stiff leather handbag.
sad24: The sudden discovery that one is a stereotype can be quite upsetting. redface:
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Quite so Darwin, quite so, now stop blubbing like a schoolboy and deploy your stiff upper lip. ;)
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Quite so Darwin, quite so, now stop blubbing like a schoolboy and deploy your stiff upper lip. ;)
scared2:
Just the sound of your stern voice is enough to stiffen it.
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Spank2:
Me too redface:
Surely the Pringle sweater shouldn't be worn though? It should be draped over the shoulders. Now that does bloody annoy me cussing: cussing:
OK, I'm on a bit of a roll now
1) Nissan Micra drivers cussing: cussing: cussing:
2) Shrink wrap cussing: cussing:
3) Drivers who haven't got the first clue how to enter, progress round, and leave a roundabout cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
4) Staff in small shops/petrol stations on their phones while serving you (usually to Sri Lanka around here) cussing: cussing:
5) Leaflets stuffed under my windscreen wipers when in large car parks cussing:
6) Charity ads that say I can donate a minimum of x £'s per month. F**k right off, I'll give what I can, if I want, and if I can cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
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When I learned to drive the rule was:
If turning first left off the roundabout indicate left, stay in nearside lane and execute the turn.
If going straight on do not indicate on the approach to the roundabout, indicate left as you passed the first exit and leave at next exit.
If taking third or even fourth exit then indicate right, move to the right, circle roundabout in the "inside" lane and indicate left as you passed the exit before the one you wanted to leave by. Move into the "outside lane and exit roundabout.
All seemed simple enough to me but the THW when taking driving lessons was told this is no longer correct. She carried on doing what I had told her and still passed ~ she never came up with a satisfactory explanation from her instructor as to where I was going wrong. Shrugs: I am no wiser.
PS I should add that if the roundabout is "laned" either on approach or on the roundabout itself then get in the correct lane ~ all else is as above ..... mind you there were very few roundabouts when I started driving ~ many more junctions with traffic lights but similar movements to correct lane and indications still applied.
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I'm with you Snoopy. So what is the current "correct" version?
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I'm with you Snoopy. So what is the current "correct" version?
I'm also with Snoopy. It's getting a tad crowded in here
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It's cosy though because I am with Snoopy too. cloud9: Hello boys. eyes:
The kitchen in this house.
1. It is tiny. cussing:
2. It is on a NE corner so bloody cold. cussing: cussing:
3. The doors are all hinged on the wrong side. cussing: cussing: cussing:
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I'm with you Snoopy. So what is the current "correct" version?
I'm also with Snoopy. It's getting a tad crowded in here
I'm not "with" Snoopy, but I agree with his roundabout discipline.
Many years ago, with Mrs DS #2 and before satnav, she was navigating and getting cross. She shouted at me to go straight over the roundabout, so I did. redface:
The Range Rover didn't mind, but she should have zipped up her handbag. evil:
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Brilliant! :thumbsup:
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I'm with you Snoopy. So what is the current "correct" version?
I'm also with Snoopy. It's getting a tad crowded in here
I'm not "with" Snoopy, but I agree with his roundabout discipline.
Many years ago, with Mrs DS #2 and before satnav, she was navigating and getting cross. She shouted at me to go straight over the roundabout, so I did. redface:
The Range Rover didn't mind, but she should have zipped up her handbag. evil:
Excellent. I knew there was a reason that I no longer carry a handbag. Not that I am expecting to be in a Range Rover with Darwin irate or otherwise.
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No fucker ever signals here.... noooo:
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No fucker ever signals here.... noooo:
And the roundabouts,,,,,,,,,,, scared2: The one near me (debhenams/homebase ) has at least 2 accidents a day.... noooo:
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rubschin: I'm sure I've seen Growler signal in here
Finger:
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rubschin: I'm sure I've seen Growler signal in here
Finger:
;D ;D ;D ;D
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I'm with you Snoopy. So what is the current "correct" version?
TBH I never found out what the instructor was on about. noooo:
The THW said he told her that if she was in the nearside lane and was exiting at the first exit she didn't need to indicate and as she went on with the rest of what he had said I started to lose the will to live and stopped listening.
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No fucker ever signals here.... noooo:
And the roundabouts,,,,,,,,,,, scared2: The one near me (debhenams/homebase ) has at least 2 accidents a day.... noooo:
Prolly cos they're saying, "look, they've spelt Debenhams wrong" ;)
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No fucker ever signals here.... noooo:
And the roundabouts,,,,,,,,,,, scared2: The one near me (debhenams/homebase ) has at least 2 accidents a day.... noooo:
Prolly cos they're saying, "look, they've spelt Debenhams wrong" ;)
Cypriot spelling.......... whistle:
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It's cosy though because I am with Snoopy too. cloud9: Hello boys. eyes:
The kitchen in this house.
1. It is tiny. cussing:
2. It is on a NE corner so bloody cold. cussing: cussing:
3. The doors are all hinged on the wrong side. cussing: cussing: cussing:
Bit like a certain members 'ed in here ey? whistle:
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Spectators on a rally that simply HAVE to leave the car park trying to emulate what they've just seen in the forest.
Soz you wasters, you are nowt but a bunch of attention seeking posing Wankah: and no one is impressed...at all.
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Spectators on a rally that simply HAVE to leave the car park trying to emulate what they've just seen in the forest.
Soz you wasters, you are nowt but a bunch of attention seeking posing Wankah: and no one is impressed...at all.
Used to be the same at Brands hatch .........all wheel spinning ......... noooo:
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Spectators on a rally that simply HAVE to leave the car park trying to emulate what they've just seen in the forest.
Soz you wasters, you are nowt but a bunch of attention seeking posing Wankah: and no one is impressed...at all.
Used to be the same at Brands hatch .........all wheel spinning ......... noooo:
And coming out of the cinema after watching Bullet! lol: lol: lol:
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Spectators on a rally that simply HAVE to leave the car park trying to emulate what they've just seen in the forest.
Soz you wasters, you are nowt but a bunch of attention seeking posing Wankah: and no one is impressed...at all.
Used to be the same at Brands hatch .........all wheel spinning ......... noooo:
And coming out of the cinema after watching Bullet! lol: lol: lol:
In fairness if you were at that batman screening ,,,,,,,,you would have left a bit quick like..........
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Spectators on a rally that simply HAVE to leave the car park trying to emulate what they've just seen in the forest.
Soz you wasters, you are nowt but a bunch of attention seeking posing Wankah: and no one is impressed...at all.
Used to be the same at Brands hatch .........all wheel spinning ......... noooo:
And coming out of the cinema after watching Bullet! lol: lol: lol:
In fairness if you were at that batman screening ,,,,,,,,you would have left a bit quick like..........
happy001
In a big white van with blue lights one the top prolly.... whistle:
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While I was at the gym this morning, one of the TV screens had Poirot on, which reminded me of
7) Poirot's moustache lol:
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While I was at the gym this morning, one of the TV screens had Poirot on, which reminded me of
7) Poirot's moustache lol:
And the rest of him. Was it a David Suchet? sick2:
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8) People that brag about going to the gym....
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scared:
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9) People that hide behind the sofa....
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While I was at the gym this morning, one of the TV screens had Poirot on, which reminded me of
7) Poirot's moustache lol:
And the rest of him. Was it a David Suchet? sick2:
No, it was an older one, starring Peter Ustinov who I do/did like as a person, actor and racontu rackon story-teller. David Suchet is just an annoying t**t that plays Poirot
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Ah now Peter Ustinov very talented chap IMO.
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:thumbsup:
Use to love Victor Borge from that era too
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:thumbsup:
Use to love Victor Borge from that era too
As did I and if either of them were on the TV I was allowed to stay up late to watch them. My father had Peter Ustinov records and reel to reel tapes. Victor Borge was a superbly talented pianist. A few years later along came Hinge and Bracket. cloud9:
I am going to have to go on a YouTube search now.
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We best move to the "things that brighten your day" thread Miss C. I don't think anybody noticed. Quick, this way
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