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Title: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: GROWLER on October 17, 2012, 02:29:54 PM

99.9% of bacteria merderd. eveilgrin:
All the hand cleaners, bog cleaners, bleaches and general porpoise cleaners state it...'KILLS 99.9% OF ALL BACTERIA. cloud9:
Some even claim to kill the cold and flu virusie too! eeek:

But what is this mysterious 0.1% that they can't kill then ey? rubschin:

It's buggin' me this,  lol: and it needs answering and sorting, pronto like. :thumbsup:

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 17, 2012, 02:32:34 PM

My bleach allegedly kills 99.99% of all bacteria. You must be buying the cheap stuff.

Your paucity offends me ;-)

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: Darwins Selection on October 17, 2012, 02:43:12 PM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on October 17, 2012, 02:32:34 PM

My bleach allegedly kills 99.99% of all bacteria. You must be buying the cheap stuff.

Your paucity offends me ;-)

lol: lol: lol:

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2012, 03:21:05 PM

 lol: lol: lol:

Apparently it is an advertising standards thing....  ::)

They can't say it kills all germs in case there is an unknown germ wot it doesn't kill like or summat like that... Shrugs:

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 17, 2012, 03:34:16 PM

Could this unknown bacteria be Nick? Look at the similarities - bacteria are ugly, of little use, generally irritating and ginger (I might have made that last bit up) and they offend Growler...the evidence is strong...

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: Barman on October 17, 2012, 03:35:52 PM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on October 17, 2012, 03:34:16 PM

Could this unknown bacteria be Nick? Look at the similarities - bacteria are ugly, of little use, generally irritating and ginger (I might have made that last bit up) and they offend Growler...the evidence is strong...

 rubschin:

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on October 18, 2012, 07:50:08 AM

Quote from: Barman on October 17, 2012, 03:35:52 PM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on October 17, 2012, 03:34:16 PM

Could this unknown bacteria be Nick? Look at the similarities - bacteria are ugly, of little use, generally irritating and ginger (I might have made that last bit up) and they offend Growler...the evidence is strong...

 rubschin:

By Jove!   I think he's got it!

Well done TMR - have a Finger . . .

Title: Re: So. what actually is this mysterious 0.1% bacteria?
Post by: GROWLER on October 18, 2012, 08:05:13 AM

Quote from: The Moan Ranger (Orderer of the Young's) on October 17, 2012, 03:34:16 PM

Could this unknown bacteria be Nick? Look at the similarities - bacteria are ugly, of little use, generally irritating and ginger (I might have made that last bit up) and they offend Growler...the evidence is strong...

No, he IS ginger, and we all know it....and rancid, just like Bacteria. sick2:
Bacteria don't wear filthy food stained jumpers however. No, they just live there at 'B.H.Q.'