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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 06:14:30 AM

Title: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 06:14:30 AM

The Brat has 2 of those 'touch base' bedside lamps.Because essentially she cannot have anything that requires too much effort to turn on  ( now , now ..just talking lamps here  ::)  )

They have started just coming on of their own accord . These were replaced recently because the others did the same thing but were very old and battered ( she often missed the lamp base when trying to turn them on or off and as a result the shade had been caved in  lol: )

She has now declared that we are being haunted and need to get the place exorcised - she does love a good drama and horror flick  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Then when she got up this morning there was a blood curdling scream. I jumped out of bed and ran into her room and discovered the cause to be a mildly disinterested daddy long leg spidery thing ( medium sized ).

Now she states she is being infested as well as terrorised ..... lol:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 28, 2012, 06:25:11 AM

I believe that slapping someone you think is hysterical isn't considered assault  rubschin:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 06:29:26 AM

Mmmmmm in her own interests you say  rubschin:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 28, 2012, 06:44:13 AM

Airplane panic attack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc#ws)

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Barman on September 28, 2012, 07:11:40 AM

Perhaps she will leave home like....  whistle:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Nick on September 28, 2012, 07:40:25 AM

Dress up in a white sheet and enter her bedroom in the small hours, you say? rubschin:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2012, 07:51:47 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 06:14:30 AM

The Brat has 2 of those 'touch base' bedside lamps.Because essentially she cannot have anything that requires too much effort to turn on  ( now , now ..just talking lamps here  ::)  )

They have started just coming on of their own accord . These were replaced recently because the others did the same thing but were very old and battered ( she often missed the lamp base when trying to turn them on or off and as a result the shade had been caved in  lol: )

She has now declared that we are being haunted and need to get the place exorcised - she does love a good drama and horror flick  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Then when she got up this morning there was a blood curdling scream. I jumped out of bed and ran into her room and discovered the cause to be a mildly disinterested daddy long leg spidery thing ( medium sized ).

Now she states she is being infested as well as terrorised ..... lol:

 noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo: noooo:

[serious]My youngest daughter had a similar problem with one of those touch lamps. Turns out it was set off by having her iPhone next to it. Moved them apart and it stopped. [/serious]

Give the Brat a slap anyway, you will feel better for it

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 08:45:54 AM

DS you are a genie arse  :thumbsup: That could well be it ....her iPhone is hardly ever more than a grasp away !

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2012, 08:56:50 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 08:45:54 AM

DS you are a genie arse 

redface:
Rub my lamp any time you like.  cloud9:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 09:41:14 AM

Is it oil filled ?  scared2:

Title: Re: Oooooohhhh ghosts and ghoulies
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 28, 2012, 10:37:06 AM

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 28, 2012, 09:41:14 AM

Is it oil filled ?  scared2:

Energy-saving, hand-cranked of course.