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Title: Grovelling
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 07:16:20 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205538/Linda-Im-sorry--marry-Van-driver-parks-busy-roundabout-unusual-proposal-printed-vehicle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205538/Linda-Im-sorry--marry-Van-driver-parks-busy-roundabout-unusual-proposal-printed-vehicle.html)

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How to win your ex back ... offer up your van as sacrifice  happy001
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2012, 07:20:48 AM
Would you really respect a man who did something as twatish as that?
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 07:24:06 AM
What a public declaration to all on an industrial estate  whistle: - where's your romance gone ?  ;)
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2012, 07:31:54 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205538/Linda-Im-sorry--marry-Van-driver-parks-busy-roundabout-unusual-proposal-printed-vehicle.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2205538/Linda-Im-sorry--marry-Van-driver-parks-busy-roundabout-unusual-proposal-printed-vehicle.html)

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How to win your ex back ... offer up your van as sacrifice  happy001

I thought you'd like it....  redface:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 07:34:09 AM
 lol: lol: lol:

The GPS is obviously fecked  lol:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: GROWLER on September 20, 2012, 07:49:32 AM
Totally, categorically 100% puke worthy. sick2:
I'd have just sent her a email telling her to knob off meself like. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 09:41:22 AM
Loving some of the comments ...

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Maybe Linda's deceased body is rolled up in carpet in the back of the van, and the bloke thought up this ploy to take the heat of him.. just sayin'


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Beg now and you will be begging the rest of your life.


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Let me guess - he had sex with her best friend?
  lol:

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I feel sorry for the couple who are still waiting for their furniture...

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What did he do wrong? He breathed....
- from a man of course  lol:



Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2012, 11:03:22 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2012, 11:05:35 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2012, 11:08:05 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.


 ;D ;D ;D


He is now on the vodka.......
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2012, 11:09:19 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:


And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2012, 11:10:11 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: apc2010 on September 20, 2012, 11:30:00 AM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:


And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?


Quote of the day was " I will miss the dog most"............
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Snoopy on September 20, 2012, 02:03:38 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:


And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?


Quote of the day was " I will miss the dog most"............

I can understand that ~ I missed my little pooch when I got divorced..... Found myself wanting to go for walks at strange times of the day and night.
  noooo: It's no fun throwing sticks for yourself.
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 02:26:16 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another  noooo:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2012, 04:21:15 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another  noooo:

It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:

HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Barman on September 20, 2012, 04:31:31 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another  noooo:

It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:

HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS

That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!

A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…

‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.

‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.

‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.

When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.

‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.

The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.

‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.

‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.

‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’


happy001
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Baldy on September 20, 2012, 06:02:01 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another  noooo:

It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:

HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS

That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!

A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…

‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.

‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.

‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.

When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.

‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.

The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.

‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.

‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.

‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’


happy001

Rewel No.1
Do not laugh at your own very old jokes.  noooo:
Title: Re: Grovelling
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 20, 2012, 06:06:29 PM
My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:

I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another  noooo:

It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:

HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS

That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!

A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…

‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.

‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.

‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.

When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.

‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.

The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.

‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.

‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.

‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’


happy001

AFFS!