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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 20, 2012, 07:16:20 AM
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How to win your ex back ... offer up your van as sacrifice happy001
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Would you really respect a man who did something as twatish as that?
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What a public declaration to all on an industrial estate whistle: - where's your romance gone ? ;)
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How to win your ex back ... offer up your van as sacrifice happy001
I thought you'd like it.... redface:
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lol: lol: lol:
The GPS is obviously fecked lol:
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Totally, categorically 100% puke worthy. sick2:
I'd have just sent her a email telling her to knob off meself like. :thumbsup:
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Loving some of the comments ...
Maybe Linda's deceased body is rolled up in carpet in the back of the van, and the bloke thought up this ploy to take the heat of him.. just sayin'
Beg now and you will be begging the rest of your life.
Let me guess - he had sex with her best friend?
lol:
I feel sorry for the couple who are still waiting for their furniture...
What did he do wrong? He breathed....
- from a man of course lol:
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.
;D ;D ;D
He is now on the vodka.......
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
Hope for his sake it isn't spam.
lol: lol: lol:
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?
Quote of the day was " I will miss the dog most"............
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
And just how hard is it to type "YES PLEASE" and press send?
Quote of the day was " I will miss the dog most"............
I can understand that ~ I missed my little pooch when I got divorced..... Found myself wanting to go for walks at strange times of the day and night.
noooo: It's no fun throwing sticks for yourself.
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another noooo:
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another noooo:
It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:
HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another noooo:
It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:
HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS
That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!
A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…
‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.
‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.
‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.
When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.
‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.
The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.
‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.
‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.
‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’
happy001
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another noooo:
It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:
HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS
That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!
A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…
‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.
‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.
‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.
When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.
‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.
The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.
‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.
‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.
‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’
happy001
Rewel No.1
Do not laugh at your own very old jokes. noooo:
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My Mate just got an email from his wife asking for a divorce........... eeek: eeek: eeek:
I wouldn't have thought it was too much of a surprise if they have resorted to email to communicate with one another noooo:
It could all have been fine at breakfast, then:
HV RN F WTH MLKMN. UP YRS
That reminds me of my Freudian slip joke!
A man in the office chuckling to himself when a colleague comes in and asks what is so funny…
‘I made a rather embarrassing Freudian slip this morning’, he replies.
‘What’s a Freudian slip’ asks the rather dim colleague.
‘Well, I was queuing for my train ticket this morning when I noticed that the girl serving behind the counter had enormous breasts.
When I got to the front of the queue to be served I was a little flustered and instead of asking for a ticket to tooting, I asked for a ticket to titting. You see, that’s a Freudian slip when you are thinking of something else and say the wrong thing’.
‘Oh I see’ says the colleague.
The next day, somewhat predictably it was the colleague sitting in the office laughing to himself and the other worker who has to ask him what is so funny.
‘Well, you know you told me about that Freudian slip thing yesterday? I had one myself this morning’.
‘What happened?’ asked the startled man.
‘Well, I was sitting having breakfast with the Mrs. this morning and instead of asking her to pass the milk I said ‘you’ve ruined my whole life you fat ugly bitch.’’
happy001
AFFS!