The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on September 18, 2012, 08:42:05 PM
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OK. Time is running out
1. Steal it noooo:
2. Inherit it noooo:
3. Earn it TRICKY AT PRESENT
4. Borrow it noooo:
Any other suggestions?
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Betterwear have some vacancies.
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sad24:
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Join me at Gatwick :thumbsup: It'll shift some of your lardiness. Oh and we don't take the piss out of gingers...not at all whistle:
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OK. Time is running out
1. Steal it noooo:
2. Inherit it noooo:
3. Earn it TRICKY AT PRESENT
4. Borrow it noooo:
Any other suggestions?
I'm broke, sorry.... whistle:
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OK. Time is running out
1. Steal it noooo:
2. Inherit it noooo:
3. Earn it TRICKY AT PRESENT
4. Borrow it noooo:
Any other suggestions?
If it is any consolation, but I doubt that it is, there are many of us in the same boat.
If only we had entered the banking profession we wouldn't have these problems but too late now.
Have you considered taking "Early retirement" and drawing down some of your pensions? That seems to be the route favoured by the public sector.
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Claim benefits whistle:
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Can't get my pension till I am 60 noooo:
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Think of someone who may have offended you and sue them.
Accuse News Corp of hacking your site ~ they seem to pay out without question these days.
Write to anyone you may have had a mortgage or credit card with in the last 6 years and claim to have been miss-sold insurance. They too seem to pay out to shut people up.
Break a leg and sue the council for failing to maintain safe footpaths.
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Can't get my pension till I am 60 noooo:
Not too long to wait then razz:
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Get divorced and get a fair settlement whistle:
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Get divorced and get a fair settlement whistle:
I am far from convinced that any man gets a "Fair Settlement" in a divorce.
Having personally handed over the family home and contents, been ordered by the courts to pay 50% of future salary over as "maintenance", I was astonished to be subsequently forced to cash in all life and endowment policies as well as pension funds and hand over 50% of the resultant much reduced payouts. Since by then I had already suffered a heart attack the purchase of further life insurance became unaffordable as did endowment insurance with the result that I have no insurance to provide for my family in the event of my death.
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Get divorced and get a fair settlement whistle:
I am far from convinced that any man gets a "Fair Settlement" in a divorce.
It helps if he has a QC in the family. whistle:
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Get divorced and get a fair settlement whistle:
I am far from convinced that any man gets a "Fair Settlement" in a divorce.
It helps if he has a QC in the family. whistle:
rubschin: I can see that would be useful.
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My nephew in law is a QC. He's a bastard evil:
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Ackchooly my Sister in Law is a barrister ..... and she's pretty weird.
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Sell a body part whistle:
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Sell a body part whistle:
He could go on the game like! Thumbs:
happy001
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OK. Time is running out
1. Steal it noooo:
2. Inherit it noooo:
3. Earn it TRICKY AT PRESENT
4. Borrow it noooo:
Any other suggestions?
Running low on gingerbread?
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Put an Amazon link on your website. whistle:
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lol: lol: lol:
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lol: lol: lol: lol: