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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM

Title: Use it or lose it
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM: I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved noooo:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2012, 04:25:32 PM: I though this was going to be about willies redface:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: The Big Boy on September 17, 2012, 04:32:22 PM: I can give you the once over. I usually use rubber gloves
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2012, 04:34:35 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved noooo:

Ask for a liver function test whistle:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Barman on September 17, 2012, 04:35:11 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved noooo:

lol: lol: lol:

LL tried to see our old GP when she was back in the UK a couple of years ago... apparently they had also sent a letter to our old house and as we hadn't replied, de-registered us. The receptionist was most smarmy about it as you can imagine... ::)

The miserable harridan was most upset when the doctor (a good friend of ours) agreed to see her anyway... lol:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Nick on September 17, 2012, 04:36:30 PM: Doctors' receptionists are the spawn of Satan cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: GROWLER on September 17, 2012, 05:22:49 PM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 17, 2012, 04:36:30 PM
Doctors' receptionists are the spawn of Satan cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

They also work part time for the revenue and customs call centers. Angry9:
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Pastis on September 17, 2012, 05:28:24 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate lol: )
I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years rubschin:
I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me eeek:
I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved noooo:

Consider yourself lucky; there comes a time when they want to test you for everything noooo:

Of course, you could present yourself for an "I Test" whistle: ;)
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: The Big Boy on September 17, 2012, 05:54:04 PM: I nutted my last docter. Bastard
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Snoopy on September 17, 2012, 06:10:37 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on September 17, 2012, 04:23:10 PM
I am in the fortunate position of not having too much wrong with me ( this is not a debate lol: )

I have therefore not been to my doctors in ever such a long time - we are talking quite a few years rubschin:

I received a letter today to say as I haven't 'used' the service for some time they would be de-registering me eeek:

I rang them up and receptionist says they had assumed I had moved noooo:

That's what I like most about doctors ..... They think you have moved so they write to you at the address you are assumed to have moved from. ::)

No wonder they are in practice for so long ~ b@st@rds can't get it right.
Title: Re: Use it or lose it
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 17, 2012, 08:26:27 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 17, 2012, 05:54:04 PM
I nutted my last docter. Bastard

You shouldn't treat brain scans so personally.