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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:16:56 PM

Title: Respect
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:16:56 PM: Respect to da VP. Pint of wifebeater and 6 pickled eggs sharpish.
Title: Re: Respect
Post by: apc2010 on September 14, 2012, 02:18:23 PM: Welcome ...........drinks on the house............ :thumbsup:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 02:20:19 PM: Quote
Sharpish

happy001

You will get used to the service in here lol:

Welcome .

You buying then whistle:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:24:25 PM: When does the totty get in?

And wheres da jook box?
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Title: Re: Respect
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 02:30:38 PM: There's a pit bull chained up outside scared2:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:32:15 PM: Whose da mouthy tart with the chopper?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 02:32:38 PM: Your worst nightmare
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:33:36 PM: Fancy a WKD doll?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 02:36:15 PM: Won't it take you too long to count your pennies out from the jar ????
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 02:38:23 PM: Feisty one ay? Soon sort you out darlin. Another Sterlla and a WKD for the mouthy tart
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 03:05:00 PM: scared2:
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Post by: Misty on September 14, 2012, 03:11:48 PM: Get yer coat Miss D. ;)
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 03:13:54 PM: Ello darlin. WKD? Fancy a pickled egg?

Ay, what are all these little faces? censored:
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Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 03:14:23 PM: Somebody to blame.... cloud9:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 03:15:37 PM: Another wifebeater quick. On the house
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Post by: Misty on September 14, 2012, 03:21:04 PM: wow, you smooth talking bastard you. cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 03:26:21 PM: Is he one of Baldy's mates? scared2:
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Post by: Misty on September 14, 2012, 03:28:34 PM: Can you get wifi in prison?
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 03:30:19 PM: I was fitted up. 10 years I got. Bastard cops
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Post by: Misty on September 14, 2012, 03:35:27 PM: yeah, that ol' chestnut. ::)
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 03:37:36 PM: It was just a tickle. Only one of the guys is still in the wheelchair
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 03:50:37 PM: eeek:
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Post by: Misty on September 14, 2012, 04:06:05 PM: don't worry Nick, I wont let the bad man hurt you. happy100
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 04:08:53 PM: Thanks you sad24:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 04:09:28 PM: Careful Miss T ...he'll be after snuggling up to you and shaking all over you lol:
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2012, 04:10:27 PM: Welcome Big Boy, I am the pickled egg provider in here do you want a pint of whelks with them?
Title: Re: Respect
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 04:25:45 PM: No ta pet. Are you as mouthy as the other tarts in this gaff?
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Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2012, 04:36:44 PM: Oh no I am the quiet modest one. angel1
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 04:40:24 PM: No use to me. Where are all the other tarts?
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 04:47:39 PM: Are you George Galloway ?
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:04:58 PM: No deary, but my dad's from Glasgow
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 05:05:43 PM: You have a dad Shocked:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:11:00 PM: Sort of. He's in Parkhurst noooo:
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 06:19:39 PM: Um, why?
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Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 06:28:10 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
Sort of. He's in Parkhurst noooo:

And your Mum...? scared2:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:29:43 PM: Glasgow chippy. She deep fries Crunchies
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Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 06:31:01 PM: That's haute cuisine in Glasgow eeek:
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Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 06:32:26 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:29:43 PM
Glasgow chippy. She deep fries Crunchies

A carpenter like! Thumbs:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:37:33 PM: Are you taking the piss sunny jim?
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Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 07:58:20 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:37:33 PM
Are you taking the piss sunny jim?

scared2:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:02:43 PM: eFF of to bed and bring in the totty
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Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 08:03:31 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:02:43 PM
eFF of to bed and bring in the totty

Night, night... scared2:
Title: Re: Respect
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:04:56 PM: Woofter. Gotta teddy?
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Post by: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2012, 08:42:33 PM: Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
Sort of. He's in Parkhurst noooo:

Emmeline has been dead for years.

Is he a necrophiliac?
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Post by: Just One More on September 14, 2012, 08:45:43 PM: lol:
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Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:46:16 PM: Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 14, 2012, 08:42:33 PM
Quote from: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:11:00 PM
Sort of. He's in Parkhurst noooo:

Emmeline has been dead for years.

Is he a necrophiliac?

Are you saying he drank too much?