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Title: Tell tale trails
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2012, 04:59:36 PM
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 13, 2012, 05:10:01 PM
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return

What the bloke that is still there will be returning ??? whacky115
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Nick on September 13, 2012, 05:12:11 PM
Yes, on his way home he will retrieve the skimpy trail ::)

Hot from my ThongCam  :thumbsup:


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Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 13, 2012, 07:06:18 PM
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return

A sniff-a-thon this evening then....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: apc2010 on September 13, 2012, 08:03:10 PM
A mysterious trail of laydee stuff appeared around the house today  noooo:

Thongs, bras, tampons and stuff.

No one wants to touch them.

One of my neighbours reports that his GF moved out in a huff last night  noooo:

We await his return

Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 14, 2012, 04:14:54 PM
I thought this was going to be a snail and slug related thread. noooo:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:04:04 PM
Sounds like my kind of party. Do they drink WKD?
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 05:06:24 PM
Other drinks are available or was that all they served in prison ?
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:09:59 PM
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 14, 2012, 05:11:08 PM
It's a good job I've grown up then and am not a girl
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 05:13:23 PM
Snowball with a cherry in?
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Nick on September 14, 2012, 06:20:41 PM
 scared:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 14, 2012, 06:22:40 PM
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?

We'll get BM to order some in for you then.  whistle:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 06:26:07 PM
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?

We'll get BM to order some in for you then.  whistle:

 Shocked:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:39:55 PM
Get it in then. Let's party. I'll invite my mates
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 06:47:53 PM
Get it in then. Let's party. I'll invite my mates

 scared2:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2012, 06:49:28 PM
A party! I'll get me dominoes out like   :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 06:50:42 PM
Wusses and poofters and mouthy tarts. Broadmoor sur la plage as far as I am concerned
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2012, 07:24:10 PM
Not much of a party  tunble:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 07:31:10 PM
Not much of a party  tunble:

The mouthy girl with the chopper might get it going. Nudge

ANd that beach vicar. WTF is that about?

Never shagged a lady priest
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2012, 07:57:06 PM
Never shagged a lady priest

Then again, you've probably never shagged anyone.
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 07:57:55 PM
Never shagged a lady priest

Then again, you've probably never shagged anyone.

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:03:57 PM
Never shagged a lady priest

Then again, you've probably never shagged anyone.

 lol: lol: lol:

Many, but they werent all volunteers
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 08:05:02 PM
Never shagged a lady priest

Then again, you've probably never shagged anyone.

 lol: lol: lol:

Many, but they werent all volunteers

Did they drop the soap a lot at Parkhurst...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 14, 2012, 08:06:34 PM
Wotchit sunny jim. This is big boy
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Barman on September 14, 2012, 08:07:32 PM
Wotchit sunny jim. This is big boy

Wot a gayer... Gayer:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 14, 2012, 08:08:57 PM
Wotchit sunny jim. This is big boy

I bet that's been said many a time in the showers at Parkhurst.  ;D
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 15, 2012, 05:22:13 PM
Stella and Special Brew for men, girls only drink WKD. OK?

We'll get BM to order some in for you then.  whistle:

 Shocked:

Well no other bugger here drinks WKD so you don't need to order that many.  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 05:46:53 PM
Fill a tart with WKD and she is putty in my ands.
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: apc2010 on September 15, 2012, 05:49:27 PM
Fill a tart with WKD and she is putty in my ands.

Fill yourself with beer and have putty in your own hands .............is more like it........ whistle:
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: The Big Boy on September 15, 2012, 05:51:20 PM
TYSON !!!!!!!
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 07:56:24 PM
TYSON !!!!!!!

Wha'? confused:

Look 'ere bollox, I'M supposed to be the one 'round 'ere with the lowest IQ. Banghead
You gorra few light bulbs out in yer chandalier or summat?
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: Nick on September 15, 2012, 07:57:56 PM
He is the new pub thug  noooo:  It had to happen
Title: Re: Tell tale trails
Post by: GROWLER on September 15, 2012, 08:07:25 PM
He is the new pub thug  noooo:  It had to happen

Pub puff more like. cussing: