The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Just One More on September 06, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
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... and the sooner, the better
Just when you think you've heard it all, you wake up to this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9525652/Judge-who-said-burglary-needed-courage-to-be-investigated.html)
''It takes a huge amount of courage, as far as I can see, for somebody to burgle somebody's house. I wouldn't have the nerve.''
"To be investigated", absolutely no need, sack the ***t now
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... and the sooner, the better
Just when you think you've heard it all, you wake up to this (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9525652/Judge-who-said-burglary-needed-courage-to-be-investigated.html)
''It takes a huge amount of courage, as far as I can see, for somebody to burgle somebody's house. I wouldn't have the nerve.''
"To be investigated", absolutely no need, sack the ***t now
I heard it on the wireless earlier - completely mind blowing... noooo:
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What's the c**** address anyone, and I'll show him how much courage it takes. cussing:
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What's the c**** address anyone, and I'll show him how much courage it takes. cussing:
He even look like the mealey mouthed c*** that he truly is! evil:
Wonder how the poor bastards that were broken into feel about this ey? eeek: ::) eeek:
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Unbelievable. noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin: We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.
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Growler has an fleet :thumbsup:
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Unbelievable. noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin: We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.
I'll drive! Thumbs:
And we'll rent the getaway car - in that way it won't be picked up by the ANPR like - I heard that on the wireless today.... cloud9:
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I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks. JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency, Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta molls, init. A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:
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You're on top form Miss C lol:
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eveilgrin:
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Unbelievable. noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin: We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.
evil:
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Unbelievable. noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin: We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.
evil:
point:
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I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks. JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency, Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta molls, init. A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:
....and I stay behind and carry on knitting a new set of matching tea cosies then presumably? cussing:
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I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks. JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency, Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta molls, init. A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:
....and I stay behind and carry on knitting a new set of matching tea cosies then presumably? cussing:
Mechanic! Thumbs:
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I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.
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I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.
I'm driving - it had better be the merdering... Thumbs:
Practise on Nick.... whistle:
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I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.
I'm driving - it had better be the merdering... Thumbs:
Practise on Nick.... whistle:
What a brilliant idea! :thumbsup:
How do you practice merdering on the same creature though, 'cuc once he's merdered, he's dead in'e? rubschin:
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I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.
I'm driving - it had better be the merdering... Thumbs:
Practise on Nick.... whistle:
What a brilliant idea! :thumbsup:
How do you practice merdering on the same creature though, 'cuc once he's merdered, he's dead in'e? rubschin:
Only if you kill him outright first time.... whistle:
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Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:
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Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:
The rest of us would! eveilgrin:
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sad32:
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Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:
The rest of us would! eveilgrin:
Prepare the Polonium enema.
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Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:
The rest of us would! eveilgrin:
Prepare the Polonium enema.
eveilgrin: