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Title: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2012, 07:08:10 PM
... and the sooner, the better

Just when you think you've heard it all,  you wake up to this  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9525652/Judge-who-said-burglary-needed-courage-to-be-investigated.html)

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''It takes a huge amount of courage, as far as I can see, for somebody to burgle somebody's house. I wouldn't have the nerve.''

"To be investigated", absolutely no need, sack the ***t now
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 06, 2012, 07:16:08 PM
... and the sooner, the better

Just when you think you've heard it all,  you wake up to this  (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9525652/Judge-who-said-burglary-needed-courage-to-be-investigated.html)

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''It takes a huge amount of courage, as far as I can see, for somebody to burgle somebody's house. I wouldn't have the nerve.''

"To be investigated", absolutely no need, sack the ***t now

I heard it on the wireless earlier - completely mind blowing...  noooo:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2012, 07:45:50 PM
What's the c**** address anyone, and I'll show him how much courage it takes. cussing:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 06, 2012, 07:50:11 PM
What's the c**** address anyone, and I'll show him how much courage it takes. cussing:

He even look like the mealey mouthed c*** that he truly is! evil:

Wonder how the poor bastards that were broken into feel about this ey? eeek: ::)  eeek:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2012, 08:36:57 PM
Unbelievable.   noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin:  We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2012, 08:59:52 PM
Growler has an fleet  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 04:52:54 AM
Unbelievable.   noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin:  We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.

I'll drive!  Thumbs:

And we'll rent the getaway car - in that way it won't be picked up by the ANPR like - I heard that on the wireless today....  cloud9:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 07, 2012, 05:15:38 AM
I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks.  JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire  his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency,  Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta  molls, init.  A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Just One More on September 07, 2012, 05:17:03 AM
You're on top form Miss C  lol:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 05:35:42 AM
 eveilgrin:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: apc2010 on September 07, 2012, 06:00:33 AM
Unbelievable.   noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin:  We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.


 evil:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 06:06:12 AM
Unbelievable.   noooo: Still a new career seems to be beckoning. rubschin:  We need a hit team or summat, who on here is the best and fastest driver, we need one who can remain puncture free for more than 10 minutes.


 evil:

 point:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 07, 2012, 07:44:51 AM
I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks.  JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire  his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency,  Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta  molls, init.  A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:


....and I stay behind and carry on knitting a new set of matching tea cosies then presumably? cussing:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 07:46:46 AM
I reckon Darwin would be pretty handy with a shotgun we can't use you cause you can only hit round things, Tipsy can knit our masks.  JOM can do the route plan as long as we don't have to keep stopping to admire  his favourite bridges, we can leave Nick behind to cause mayhem, Snoops will be needed in case of emergency,  Miss T and Miss D can be gangsta  molls, init.  A cunning plan is coming together. Sinister:


....and I stay behind and carry on knitting a new set of matching tea cosies then presumably? cussing:

Mechanic!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 07, 2012, 07:52:14 AM
I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 08:12:09 AM
I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.

I'm driving - it had better be the merdering...  Thumbs:

Practise on Nick....  whistle:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 07, 2012, 08:24:42 AM
I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.

I'm driving - it had better be the merdering...  Thumbs:

Practise on Nick....  whistle:

What a brilliant idea! :thumbsup:


How do you practice merdering on the same creature though, 'cuc once he's merdered, he's dead in'e?  rubschin:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 08:29:28 AM
I'd rather do some driving or merdering tbqh.

I'm driving - it had better be the merdering...  Thumbs:

Practise on Nick....  whistle:

What a brilliant idea! :thumbsup:


How do you practice merdering on the same creature though, 'cuc once he's merdered, he's dead in'e?  rubschin:

Only if you kill him outright first time....  whistle:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: GROWLER on September 07, 2012, 08:33:16 AM
Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 08:34:45 AM
Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:

The rest of us would!  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Nick on September 07, 2012, 09:26:56 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 07, 2012, 09:30:15 AM
Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:

The rest of us would!  eveilgrin:

Prepare the Polonium enema.
Title: Re: They really are on a different planet....
Post by: Barman on September 07, 2012, 10:08:50 AM
Wouldn't like to see him suffer like, or I'd have the RSPCA on me back. scared2:

The rest of us would!  eveilgrin:

Prepare the Polonium enema.

 eveilgrin: