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Title: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
Mine has vanished  evil:

I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite  evil:
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 10:08:10 PM
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 10:30:04 PM
I don't believe this  Banghead  Unable to control my telly box and unable to sleep I find myself gazing at Julian Clary eating crisps on Celebrity Big Brother. I am transfixed  eeek:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 10:30:39 PM
Who ARE these people?
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2012, 04:10:30 AM
It is down the back of the sofa....  ::)
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2012, 06:04:04 AM
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work  whistle:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2012, 08:10:42 AM
And how do I turn the tellybox off?  Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work  whistle:

Why am I currently seeing in my mind geat rivers and waves of pig shit? ::)

If I'D started this useless thread, it'd have been ignored, so why do you feel the need to 'feed' this imbercile? Shrugs:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 08:53:06 AM
 sad32:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 09:27:39 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2012, 10:02:22 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

And Henry....  whistle:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 10:06:00 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

And Henry....  whistle:

Nah ~ We got a Henry and it's too small to pick up a remote  noooo:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 01, 2012, 10:20:54 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first  whistle:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Snoopy on September 01, 2012, 11:28:05 AM
The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.

You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first  whistle:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2012, 11:50:21 AM
An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860)  rubschin:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2012, 11:57:03 AM
An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860)  rubschin:

I wonder how it copes with this >>>  eyes:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 01, 2012, 12:02:34 PM

 eeek:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fa5ak22c23%2Ftv_bath.jpg&hash=e55c6cd005fbf65e274fd72eeb5dd5c4625ea3e7) (http://postimage.org/image/a5ak22c23/)
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on September 01, 2012, 01:06:42 PM
An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860)  rubschin:

Aye think that's a good place to announce it!     Thumbs:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 02:03:23 PM
Found it  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2012, 02:05:31 PM
Found it  :thumbsup:

Down the back of the sofa?  ::)
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 02:08:24 PM
In the fridge  redface:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 01, 2012, 02:10:01 PM
In the fridge  redface:

 noooo:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2012, 04:15:16 PM
 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
weirdest, most random ever thread. peed myself a little.
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 04:17:52 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: GROWLER on September 01, 2012, 04:49:11 PM
2 pages of utter durge.
Great.

Next?
Can't find me fuckin' slippers anyone?
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 04:50:10 PM
Where did you last see them?
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 01, 2012, 05:08:58 PM
Where did you last see them?

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourstoreimages.com%2F1002%2F250x1000%2Fbrbeslformen.jpg&hash=1b29186c853430c1bf280133c2e619ee9ac45162)
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Misty on September 01, 2012, 06:05:13 PM
no silly..............  ::)


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Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 01, 2012, 06:48:33 PM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 07:28:09 PM
 point:

Have you looked in the fridge?
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 01, 2012, 07:38:46 PM
Have you tried lookin very high up on your window frames? angel1
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2012, 08:06:33 PM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Nick on September 01, 2012, 08:17:48 PM
Maybe it's digi  Shrugs:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Just One More on September 01, 2012, 10:45:30 PM
If it's a fire, gotta be analog  Don't worry, I'm fetching me hat and coat......
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2012, 05:01:40 AM
If it's a fire, gotta be analog  Don't worry, I'm fetching me hat and coat......

 drumroll:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Uncle Mort on September 02, 2012, 06:45:51 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!


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Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2012, 06:48:02 AM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2012, 07:09:39 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 02, 2012, 07:55:29 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!

It was a contingency for when the Staff went out.  ::)
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2012, 07:55:54 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!

It was a contingency for when the Staff went out.  ::)

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Just One More on September 02, 2012, 08:33:28 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!

It was a contingency for when the Staff went out.  ::)

 :thumbsup:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 02, 2012, 10:35:17 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!

It was a contingency for when the Staff went out.  ::)

You normally burn the Staff?  eeek:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: apc2010 on September 02, 2012, 10:54:40 AM
We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted.  redface:

A remote control for a fire  eeek:  FFS!

It was a contingency for when the Staff went out.  ::)

You normally burn the Staff?  eeek:


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Grumpmeister on September 02, 2012, 05:00:30 PM
Mine has vanished  evil:

I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite  evil:
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Just a thought but if your phone has an infra red port you can probably get a universal remote app in case you lose it again....  rubschin:




Then again you'd probably end up switching to the adult channel every time you tried to make a call  whistle:
Title: Re: TV remote control
Post by: Barman on September 02, 2012, 05:10:52 PM
Mine has vanished  evil:

I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite  evil:
 Banghead Banghead Banghead

Just a thought but if your phone has an infra red port you can probably get a universal remote app in case you lose it again....  rubschin:




Then again you'd probably cause the end of civilisation as we know it...  whistle:

 whistle: