The Virtual Pub
Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 09:58:21 PM
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Mine has vanished evil:
I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite evil:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
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And how do I turn the tellybox off? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
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I don't believe this Banghead Unable to control my telly box and unable to sleep I find myself gazing at Julian Clary eating crisps on Celebrity Big Brother. I am transfixed eeek:
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Who ARE these people?
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It is down the back of the sofa.... ::)
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And how do I turn the tellybox off? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work whistle:
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And how do I turn the tellybox off? Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead
I'm not as technically minded as some of the others in here, but have you thought of pulling the plug out . It's just a hunch, but it might just work whistle:
Why am I currently seeing in my mind geat rivers and waves of pig shit? ::)
If I'D started this useless thread, it'd have been ignored, so why do you feel the need to 'feed' this imbercile? Shrugs:
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sad32:
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The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
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The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
And Henry.... whistle:
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The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
And Henry.... whistle:
Nah ~ We got a Henry and it's too small to pick up a remote noooo:
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The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first whistle:
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The remote must be there somewhere ...... unless you threw it out with rubbish whilst cleaning up the flat.
I should check the bins before they get emptied.
You are jumping ahead - let's check he is in the right flat first whistle:
lol: lol: lol:
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An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860) rubschin:
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An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860) rubschin:
I wonder how it copes with this >>> eyes:
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eeek:
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fa5ak22c23%2Ftv_bath.jpg&hash=e55c6cd005fbf65e274fd72eeb5dd5c4625ea3e7) (http://postimage.org/image/a5ak22c23/)
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An eye-controlled television has been unveiled at Berlin's IFA trade show. (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19441860) rubschin:
Aye think that's a good place to announce it! Thumbs:
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Found it :thumbsup:
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Found it :thumbsup:
Down the back of the sofa? ::)
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In the fridge redface:
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In the fridge redface:
noooo:
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happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
weirdest, most random ever thread. peed myself a little.
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Shrugs:
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2 pages of utter durge.
Great.
Next?
Can't find me fuckin' slippers anyone?
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Where did you last see them?
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Where did you last see them?
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yourstoreimages.com%2F1002%2F250x1000%2Fbrbeslformen.jpg&hash=1b29186c853430c1bf280133c2e619ee9ac45162)
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no silly.............. ::)
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs15.postimage.org%2Fsxn2h4uw7%2Fgrizzly_bear_brown_paw_slippers_2_lg.jpg&hash=ee1198d784860bae2aa9f66a03dcc2dfe96253c4) (http://postimage.org/image/sxn2h4uw7/)
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
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point:
Have you looked in the fridge?
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Have you tried lookin very high up on your window frames? angel1
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
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Maybe it's digi Shrugs:
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If it's a fire, gotta be analog Don't worry, I'm fetching me hat and coat......
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If it's a fire, gotta be analog Don't worry, I'm fetching me hat and coat......
drumroll:
lol: lol: lol:
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs14.postimage.org%2Fzck7kqj25%2Fextra_long_matches.jpg&hash=cc474250b30c8c283e8bbe1eba9560ea3d4f8505) (http://postimage.org/image/zck7kqj25/)
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drumroll:
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lol: lol: lol:
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
It was a contingency for when the Staff went out. ::)
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
It was a contingency for when the Staff went out. ::)
lol: lol: lol:
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
It was a contingency for when the Staff went out. ::)
:thumbsup:
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
It was a contingency for when the Staff went out. ::)
You normally burn the Staff? eeek:
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We had a new fire fitted a couple of years ago, controlled by a remote, not see that since about 4 weeks after the fire was fitted. redface:
A remote control for a fire eeek: FFS!
It was a contingency for when the Staff went out. ::)
You normally burn the Staff? eeek:
;D ;D ;D
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Mine has vanished evil:
I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite evil:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Just a thought but if your phone has an infra red port you can probably get a universal remote app in case you lose it again.... rubschin:
Then again you'd probably end up switching to the adult channel every time you tried to make a call whistle:
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Mine has vanished evil:
I am now condemned to watching some shite film about exorcism or grovelling about on the floor stabbing at black buttons on a black background trying to find some other shite evil:
Banghead Banghead Banghead
Just a thought but if your phone has an infra red port you can probably get a universal remote app in case you lose it again.... rubschin:
Then again you'd probably cause the end of civilisation as we know it... whistle:
whistle: