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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 11:52:42 AM
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I bleedy love these pictures for the absolute pee taking potential . My ex SIL has just posted squillions of these pictures from her special day , set on a remote Greek Island , with a banner waving plane going ovehead etc etc etc. I love the fact that most of these pictures are meant to be 'artisitic' ....big close up of feet entwined in the sand , wedding fingers with newly purchased H Samuel rings trying not to lose their colour in the sea etc.
Then you pan to the crowd . Group of elderly relatives sweltering in the heat. Sweat dripping of em. Scowling kids who just want to spalsh about in the sea. Baby in pram squealing away ....might be a tad uncomfortable for the wee might .
My 18 year old nightmare niece in the background who apparently is suffering from severe depression and bi polar , and attention lacking syndrome etc ...ecstatic at the prospect of watching her mum snog away and these moments being captured for eternity and broadcast to the world. Not resenting at all the fact that she can't wear jeans and a black T shirt and has had to leave the panda eyeliner alone for a day.
One scene has them jointly pouring sand into a heart shaped bottle noooo: Presumably to keep forever and forever or forever or until the egg has boiled rubschin: . Think of the excess weight in the baggage for the flight home noooo:
Oh and obviously the photographer was hired as part of the package and is absolutely shit happy001. Even I could do better noooo:
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lol: lol: lol:
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But you can't take the piss! It's their "Special" day.
Oh go on then ~ I would lol: lol: lol:
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Glad to see you have put all bitterness behind you and can simply rejoice in the simple joy of the simple people.
I expect her next few weddings will be just as joyful.
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Oh don't get me wrong I am more than happy for her ....it's just the whole cringiness of the wedding photo's - especially ones taken abroad , where in reality you won't have a scooby as to the quality of the photographer etc.
I of course can look at my own and do exactly the same. Mine were on a beach in the Caribbean and are corny to the extreme... redface:
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Oh don't get me wrong I am more than happy for her ....it's just the whole cringiness of the wedding photo's - especially ones taken abroad , where in reality you won't have a scooby as to the quality of the photographer etc.
I of course can look at my own and do exactly the same. Mine were on a beach in the Caribbean and are corny to the extreme... redface:
Your next one will be registry office and pub, much better. ;)
BM can take wobbly shots with his fisheye.
Very awkward when the Registrar says "Hello again Mr Selection" redface:
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lol:
I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one' sad24:
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lol:
I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one' sad24:
Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.
You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'. whistle:
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I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one' sad24:
Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.
You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'. whistle:
Ahem... cougar?
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I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one' sad24:
Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.
You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'. whistle:
Ahem... cougar?
Probably, some kind of large pussy anyway.
Not my field you understand. redface:
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No, your fields are much bigger
How's the harvest going BTW? They were stilll bringing it in at gone midnight here last night
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No, your fields are much bigger
How's the harvest going BTW? They were stilll bringing it in at gone midnight here last night
Oilseed rape this year. All in a while ago.
Worm-stirring time now. ;)
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We seem to have gone from wedding to rape very smartly Shrugs:
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Marriage to Mrs S#1 = No Photographs taken
Marriage to Mrs S#2 = "Snaps" only ~ taken by those family members who wanted to.
cloud9:
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This is one of the artistic shots lol:
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With regard to 1st wedding ~ Swindon Registrar's Office was not photogenic. There was no reception, no cake, no flowers (and before anyone asks no shotguns either) .....
Come to that there were no guests, just two witnesses and we were all back on duty the following morning.
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This is one of the artistic shots lol:
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Oh gawd. The rest must have been expensive if they couldn't have afforded shoes. noooo:
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The bridegroom wore an open necked white shirt and those rolled up trousers , the bride wore a blue and white dress rubschin:
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How did you get hold of my album ? eeek:
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This is one of the artistic shots lol:
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Did you mean autistic?
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Ah Darwin lining up the next Mrs DS.
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Mine were sepia !
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Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:
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Where are you?
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1948 ~ not even a twinkle at that point.
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Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:
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Nice... Thumbs:
Here is my Mum & Dad....
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What lovely photos . :thumbsup:
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What lovely photos . :thumbsup:
Fanx! cloud9:
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What Miss D said. I don't have pictures of my parents wedding here bit they look much the same. Weddings the WW2 years were austere affairs.
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I don't have any of my mum and dad's wedding day either sad24:
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Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant noooo:
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Portrait shots perhaps ? rubschin:
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Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:
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Nice... Thumbs:
Here is my Mum & Dad....
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All nice pics........ :thumbsup:
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Lovely to see these photos. Proper events. cloud9:
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Where are yours? whistle:
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We haven't had them taken yet. noooo:
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Tipsy is an sinner noooo:
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I am. cloud9:
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What time can you get here like?
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What are you on? I am here. rubschin:
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Moi aussi eyes:
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Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant noooo:
I was three months old. noooo: noooo:
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Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant noooo:
I was three months old. noooo: noooo:
Like mother like daughter.... noooo:
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J R Ackerley's excellent autobiography begins: "I was born in 1896 and my parents were married in 1919." razz:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Father-Myself-NYRB-Classics/dp/0940322129/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1346418393&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Father-Myself-NYRB-Classics/dp/0940322129/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1346418393&sr=1-1)
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Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant noooo:
I was three months old. noooo: noooo:
Like mother like daughter.... noooo:
actually my mum is quite an honourable decent woman, so.......... nothing like me. ;D
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Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant noooo:
I was three months old. noooo: noooo:
Like mother like daughter.... noooo:
actually my mum is quite an honourable decent woman, so.......... nothing like me. ;D
lol: lol: lol:
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite? ;D
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite? ;D
Whenever you like!
Moviethon?
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ??? rubschin:
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ??? rubschin:
No... ::)
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ??? rubschin:
One of mine does, the other won't let me take a picture without a card in. I'm amazed a photographer's equipment doesn't have this feature
Has he told the "happy" couple yet APC?
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ??? rubschin:
No... ::)
Mine does whistle:
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My Pentax won't even switch on without the card being inserted.
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite? ;D
Whenever you like!
Moviethon?
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I am still yet to see reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. redface:
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Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..
He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek: result no photos .... noooo:
happy001
What a dick! noooo:
Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing.... redface:
I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite? ;D
Whenever you like!
Moviethon?
cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I am still yet to see reservoir dogs and pulp fiction. redface:
Anytime you like... Thumbs: