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Title: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 11:52:42 AM

I bleedy love these pictures for the absolute pee taking potential . My ex SIL has just posted squillions of these pictures from her special day , set on a remote Greek Island , with a banner waving plane going ovehead etc etc etc. I love the fact that most of these pictures are meant to be 'artisitic' ....big close up of feet entwined in the sand , wedding fingers with newly purchased H Samuel rings trying not to lose their colour in the sea etc.

Then you pan to the crowd . Group of elderly relatives sweltering in the heat. Sweat dripping of em. Scowling kids who just want to spalsh about in the sea. Baby in pram squealing away ....might be a tad uncomfortable for the wee might .

My 18 year old nightmare niece in the background who apparently is suffering from severe depression and bi polar , and attention lacking syndrome etc ...ecstatic at the prospect of watching her mum snog away and these moments being captured for eternity and broadcast to the world. Not resenting at all the fact that she can't wear jeans and a black T shirt and has had to leave the panda eyeliner alone for a day.

One scene has them jointly pouring sand into a heart shaped bottle  noooo: Presumably to keep forever and forever or forever or until the egg has boiled  rubschin: . Think of the excess weight in the baggage for the flight home  noooo:

Oh and obviously the photographer was hired as part of the package and is absolutely shit  happy001. Even I could do better  noooo:

Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on August 28, 2012, 11:54:40 AM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 12:24:13 PM
But you can't take the piss! It's their "Special" day.






Oh go on then ~ I would  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 12:29:26 PM
Glad to see you have put all bitterness behind you and can simply rejoice in the simple joy of the simple people.

I expect her next few weddings will be just as joyful.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 12:31:47 PM
Oh don't get me wrong I am more than happy for her ....it's just the whole cringiness of the wedding photo's - especially ones taken abroad , where in reality you won't have a scooby as to the quality of the photographer etc.

I of course can look at my own and do exactly the same. Mine were on a beach in the Caribbean and are corny to the extreme... redface:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 12:43:04 PM
Oh don't get me wrong I am more than happy for her ....it's just the whole cringiness of the wedding photo's - especially ones taken abroad , where in reality you won't have a scooby as to the quality of the photographer etc.

I of course can look at my own and do exactly the same. Mine were on a beach in the Caribbean and are corny to the extreme... redface:

Your next one will be registry office and pub, much better.  ;)

BM can take wobbly shots with his fisheye.

Very awkward when the Registrar says "Hello again Mr Selection"  redface:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 12:45:25 PM
 lol:

I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one'  sad24:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 12:55:59 PM
lol:

I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one'  sad24:

Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.

You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'.  whistle:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 01:10:24 PM
lol:

I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one'  sad24:

Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.

You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'.  whistle:
Ahem... cougar?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 01:12:50 PM
lol:

I think I am fast running out of opportunities for 'the next one'  sad24:

Don't give up, you have several months before your 'old maid' status is confirmed.

You can then apply for promotion to 'cheetah'.  whistle:
Ahem... cougar?
Probably, some kind of large pussy anyway.

Not my field you understand.  redface:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Just One More on August 28, 2012, 01:26:50 PM
No, your fields are much bigger

How's the harvest going BTW? They were stilll bringing it in at gone midnight here last night
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 03:35:18 PM
No, your fields are much bigger

How's the harvest going BTW? They were stilll bringing it in at gone midnight here last night

Oilseed rape this year. All in a while ago.

Worm-stirring time now.  ;)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 03:37:09 PM
We seem to have gone from wedding to rape very smartly  Shrugs:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 03:49:08 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fshz41n9of%2F4095878457.jpg&hash=ee03027d408552f1309a646aab9384a2156e2130) (http://postimage.org/image/shz41n9of/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 03:57:58 PM
Marriage to Mrs S#1 = No Photographs taken
Marriage to Mrs S#2 = "Snaps" only ~ taken by those family members who wanted to.

 cloud9:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 03:59:47 PM
This is one of the artistic shots  lol:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fi4h5yabwf%2F580001_10151190553765149_1585584818_n.jpg&hash=7b69a841fd1be7d385aec418be2d6d6ca3d84151) (http://postimage.org/image/i4h5yabwf/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Snoopy on August 28, 2012, 04:05:15 PM
With regard to 1st wedding ~ Swindon Registrar's Office was not photogenic. There was no reception, no cake, no flowers (and before anyone asks no shotguns either) .....
Come to that there were no guests, just two witnesses and we were all back on duty the following morning.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 04:20:45 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs9.postimage.org%2Fk47ihvl17%2F1098618504.jpg&hash=1243c2c14d7b117e9df8dab5b421903236b01ac2) (http://postimage.org/image/k47ihvl17/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2012, 07:29:15 PM
This is one of the artistic shots  lol:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fi4h5yabwf%2F580001_10151190553765149_1585584818_n.jpg&hash=7b69a841fd1be7d385aec418be2d6d6ca3d84151) (http://postimage.org/image/i4h5yabwf/)

Oh gawd.  The rest must have been expensive if they couldn't have afforded shoes. noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 07:30:43 PM
The bridegroom wore an open necked white shirt and those rolled up trousers , the bride wore a blue and white dress  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 07:34:17 PM

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Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 28, 2012, 07:35:41 PM
How did you get hold of my album ? eeek:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 28, 2012, 07:44:31 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fncenm62hh%2F3425317776.jpg&hash=2d238cf4b2d140c8be085ea667c6ff8e611de5da) (http://postimage.org/image/ncenm62hh/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 28, 2012, 08:39:48 PM
This is one of the artistic shots  lol:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs11.postimage.org%2Fi4h5yabwf%2F580001_10151190553765149_1585584818_n.jpg&hash=7b69a841fd1be7d385aec418be2d6d6ca3d84151) (http://postimage.org/image/i4h5yabwf/)

Did you mean autistic?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 28, 2012, 09:23:55 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fncenm62hh%2F3425317776.jpg&hash=2d238cf4b2d140c8be085ea667c6ff8e611de5da) (http://postimage.org/image/ncenm62hh/)

Ah Darwin lining up the next Mrs DS.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: barmisspah? on August 29, 2012, 02:12:55 PM
Mine were sepia !
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 29, 2012, 07:19:40 PM
Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fazi6cjvup%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_2.jpg&hash=28f2f51134dad7f31dabb4d26f9039d9012c9cb7) (http://postimage.org/image/azi6cjvup/)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fxlomvgglh%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_3.jpg&hash=68af3808cee2424fba7667bc802fd7607adbf77c) (http://postimage.org/image/xlomvgglh/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2012, 07:21:29 PM
Where are you?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 29, 2012, 07:23:33 PM
1948 ~ not even a twinkle at that point.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 29, 2012, 07:41:04 PM

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2Fhtwlwip6b%2F3445127675.jpg&hash=7534ce2fabe84b41e0f443aaa1aad43ed886a3a3) (http://postimage.org/image/htwlwip6b/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 04:32:20 AM
Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fazi6cjvup%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_2.jpg&hash=28f2f51134dad7f31dabb4d26f9039d9012c9cb7) (http://postimage.org/image/azi6cjvup/)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fxlomvgglh%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_3.jpg&hash=68af3808cee2424fba7667bc802fd7607adbf77c) (http://postimage.org/image/xlomvgglh/)

Nice...  Thumbs:


Here is my Mum & Dad....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fnpirw0und%2Fwedding.jpg&hash=9891fd9cbabb117526d9826f91c8e6e9c583852e) (http://postimage.org/image/npirw0und/)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2012, 06:17:43 AM
What lovely photos .  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on August 30, 2012, 06:28:24 AM
What lovely photos .  :thumbsup:

Fanx!  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 30, 2012, 07:06:11 AM
What Miss D said.  I don't have pictures of my parents wedding here bit they look much the same.  Weddings the  WW2 years were austere affairs.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2012, 07:08:26 AM
I don't have any of my mum and dad's wedding day either  sad24:

Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 07:32:24 AM
Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant  noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 30, 2012, 07:38:04 AM
 lol:

Portrait shots perhaps ? rubschin:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: apc2010 on August 30, 2012, 07:57:20 PM
Thought I'd post a couple of my mum's wedding photos:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs16.postimage.org%2Fazi6cjvup%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_2.jpg&hash=28f2f51134dad7f31dabb4d26f9039d9012c9cb7) (http://postimage.org/image/azi6cjvup/)



(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fxlomvgglh%2FBill_Gwen_Wedding_3.jpg&hash=68af3808cee2424fba7667bc802fd7607adbf77c) (http://postimage.org/image/xlomvgglh/)

Nice...  Thumbs:


Here is my Mum & Dad....


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs12.postimage.org%2Fnpirw0und%2Fwedding.jpg&hash=9891fd9cbabb117526d9826f91c8e6e9c583852e) (http://postimage.org/image/npirw0und/)

All nice pics........ :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2012, 08:20:26 PM
Lovely to see these photos.  Proper events.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 08:24:42 PM
Where are yours?  whistle:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2012, 08:27:00 PM
We haven't had them taken yet.    noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 08:27:40 PM
Tipsy is an sinner  noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2012, 08:29:25 PM
I am.  cloud9:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 08:35:42 PM
What time can you get here like?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 30, 2012, 08:37:35 PM
What are you on?  I am here.  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 30, 2012, 08:38:10 PM
Moi aussi  eyes:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Misty on August 31, 2012, 01:04:28 PM
Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant  noooo:

I was three months old.  noooo: noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2012, 01:06:28 PM
Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant  noooo:

I was three months old.  noooo: noooo:

Like mother like daughter....  noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Nick on August 31, 2012, 01:11:09 PM
J R Ackerley's excellent autobiography begins: "I was born in 1896 and my parents were married in 1919."  razz:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Father-Myself-NYRB-Classics/dp/0940322129/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1346418393&sr=1-1 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/My-Father-Myself-NYRB-Classics/dp/0940322129/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1346418393&sr=1-1)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Misty on August 31, 2012, 02:50:46 PM
Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant  noooo:

I was three months old.  noooo: noooo:

Like mother like daughter....  noooo:

actually my mum is quite an honourable decent woman, so.......... nothing like me.  ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on August 31, 2012, 03:00:10 PM
Nor me, but then my mum was 6 months pregnant  noooo:

I was three months old.  noooo: noooo:

Like mother like daughter....  noooo:

actually my mum is quite an honourable decent woman, so.......... nothing like me.  ;D

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: apc2010 on September 30, 2012, 12:09:46 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 05:02:43 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Misty on September 30, 2012, 05:32:52 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite?  ;D
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 06:15:58 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite?  ;D

Whenever you like!

Moviethon?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 07:59:22 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ???  rubschin:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 07:59:59 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ???  rubschin:

No...  ::)
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Just One More on September 30, 2012, 08:38:24 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ???  rubschin:

One of mine does, the other won't let me take a picture without a card in. I'm amazed a photographer's equipment doesn't have this feature

Has he told the "happy" couple yet APC?
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Miss Demeanour on September 30, 2012, 08:45:40 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

But doesn't your camera tell you there is no memory card in place ???  rubschin:

No...  ::)

Mine does  whistle:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: tel on September 30, 2012, 09:29:22 AM
My Pentax won't even switch on without the card being inserted.
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Misty on September 30, 2012, 10:10:21 AM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite?  ;D

Whenever you like!

Moviethon?


 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I am still yet to see reservoir dogs and pulp fiction.  redface:
Title: Re: Wedding Photography
Post by: Barman on September 30, 2012, 01:01:38 PM
Dropped Miss T off to a wedding today ...........a photographer I vaguely know comes running up to me ..........asking if I have a memory card..

He had done a whole wedding inc sunset photos without a card in his camera ......... eeek: eeek: eeek:     result no photos .... noooo:

happy001

What a dick!  noooo:

Remember those pictures I took of Misty hacking up the vodka melon... same thing....  redface:

I always wondered what happened to those pics. Will have to retake them. When is the invite?  ;D

Whenever you like!

Moviethon?


 cloud9: cloud9: cloud9: I am still yet to see reservoir dogs and pulp fiction.  redface:

Anytime you like... Thumbs: