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Title: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 06:02:11 PM
Was talking to the lads today about a funeral they went to last night. There was a disco  eeek:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2012, 06:22:55 PM
One presumes that is what the deceased party wanted.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 06:23:28 PM
He wasn't there
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2012, 06:25:58 PM
Requested in his will maybe?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 06:28:31 PM
 Shrugs:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Uncle Mort on August 25, 2012, 06:30:13 PM
You didn't ask?

I'm beginning to side with Growler about you.  noooo:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 06:33:21 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 06:58:38 PM
One presumes that is what the deceased party wanted.

bit insensitive Uncle....
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 06:59:17 PM
 drumroll:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 25, 2012, 07:25:31 PM
Neil Armstrong has just dropped of his space rocket, wonder what his funeral will be like.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 07:40:36 PM
You didn't ask?

I'm beginning to side with Growler about you.  noooo:

Thank you.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 07:41:39 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 07:43:53 PM
sad32:

You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 07:45:00 PM
 cloud9:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 07:48:39 PM
cloud9:

I rest my case, as you do actually seem to think that was some sort of compliment. ::)

It wasn't, honestly.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 07:54:02 PM
And how is the Moose's boyfriend?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 08:33:29 PM
And how is the Moose's boyfriend?

Irrelevant to both you and this thread.  ::)

Next?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 09:10:48 PM
sad32:

You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)

 happy002 happy002  "pure sweet pig shit"........ sorry , funniest analogy ever! fckin love that. well done Mr Bear.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Nick on August 25, 2012, 09:13:16 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed  ::)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 10:22:40 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed  ::)

I am not BM and you don't claim your fiver.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 10:41:21 PM
sad32:

You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)

 happy002 happy002  "pure sweet pig shit"........ sorry , funniest analogy ever! fckin love that. well done Mr Bear.  :thumbsup:

Don't encourage me. In enuf trouble already....everywhere before you ask. whistle:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 10:50:44 PM
sad32:

You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)

 happy002 happy002  "pure sweet pig shit"........ sorry , funniest analogy ever! fckin love that. well done Mr Bear.  :thumbsup:

Don't encourage me. In enuf trouble already....everywhere before you ask. whistle:

didn't need to ask, already assumed....  ;)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 10:56:17 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed  ::)


I am in bed so ....... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-finger004.gif&hash=cc9fee0266a323a13749dfa5f09c36d79b18ccb4) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 10:59:29 PM
sad32:

You may know all there is to know about all sorts of things granted , but you are actually as thick  and gormless as pure sweet pig shit. ::)

 happy002 happy002  "pure sweet pig shit"........ sorry , funniest analogy ever! fckin love that. well done Mr Bear.  :thumbsup:

Don't encourage me. In enuf trouble already....everywhere before you ask. whistle:

didn't need to ask, already assumed....  ;)

Like a friggin' magnet at the mo. whistle:

Granted, I don't 'elp meself sometimes. lol:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 11:01:34 PM
Shouldn't you be in bed  ::)


I am in bed so ....... (https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.freesmileys.org%2Fsmileys%2Fsmiley-finger004.gif&hash=cc9fee0266a323a13749dfa5f09c36d79b18ccb4) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)

Where's Apey?
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 11:05:50 PM
Apey!  happy001 happy001


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sorry, where was I? oh, he's werkin.
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: GROWLER on August 25, 2012, 11:15:13 PM
Wha? eeek:  Shrugs:

Been calling him that since I first conversed with hin in here.

Apey C! Luv 'im (manly way only) :thumbsup:

Werkin'?
Is that another way of saying....out on THE LASH? lol:

Don't know if or when, but hopefully looking forward to meeting you's all when I come to MeMi's christening. cloud9:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Misty on August 25, 2012, 11:18:03 PM
apey no C!


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sorry, that was lame, couldn't resist!  lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: apc2010 on August 26, 2012, 12:31:15 AM
Yes I was working ,,,,,,,,,,,,,bit of stand up..............someome try to hit me again ......... noooo:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Barman on August 26, 2012, 05:32:56 AM
Yes I was working ,,,,,,,,,,,,,bit of stand up..............someome try to hit me again ......... noooo:

You can't be surprised surely....?  noooo:
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: Just One More on August 26, 2012, 05:57:39 AM
Yes I was working ,,,,,,,,,,,,,bit of stand up..............someome try to hit me again ......... noooo:

I suppose that'll be my fault again  ::)  (you're safe Growler)
Title: Re: Funerals
Post by: apc2010 on December 06, 2017, 08:53:20 PM
Was talking to the lads today about a funeral they went to last night. There was a disco  eeek:

From the pro Dj site..


"Any djs available tomorrow 12-6ish for funeral wake in Coventry??"


 eeek: eeek: