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Title: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 02:44:39 PM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:46:15 PM
Still having trouble........... noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 02:48:39 PM
They thread about in really confusing ways  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:49:22 PM
Put them on/in shoes then.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 02:52:47 PM
NO YOU MONG THESE ARE COMPLICATED SHOES. AND NOW I HAVE TO WASH THEM  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 02:56:33 PM
NO YOU MONG THESE ARE COMPLICATED SHOES. AND NOW I HAVE TO WASH THEM  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:


Why are you washing your shoes.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 02:59:29 PM
NO YOU MONG THESE ARE COMPLICATED SHOES. AND NOW I HAVE TO WASH THEM  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

how complicated can shoes be?!  rubschin:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:08:42 PM
VERY  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 03:09:11 PM
Don't forget to take them off your feet before your wash them.......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 03:11:48 PM
VERY  cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

are you shitting me?! these are my favourite shoes.....

(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fmlvzmvi79%2Fchic_60_bc_350.jpg&hash=9c3a93d031a2c38d9af99e8dcea038b325c8596c) (http://postimage.org/image/mlvzmvi79/)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:13:16 PM
Well, that's BM in a coma for 2 days  noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 03:14:57 PM
Well, that's BM in a coma for 2 days  noooo:

Me too...........whilst searching for the image ,she has ordered them on-line........... cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:17:04 PM
 point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 03:17:15 PM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I told you before... get the laydee in the shop to write 'L' and 'R' on them when you buy them....  ::)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:18:20 PM
I DID THAT FOR THE DANCING LESSONS  Banghead Banghead
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 03:19:42 PM
Well, that's BM in a coma for 2 days  noooo:

Me too...........whilst searching for the image ,she has ordered them on-line........... cussing:

tis true........$52 plus shipping.  redface:
however, the site is for porn clothes. Oh the hussy that I am.  redface: redface: redface: redface: redface:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:21:00 PM
wOT ELSE DID YOU BUY?  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 03:22:25 PM
wOT ELSE DID YOU BUY?  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:

No more............ cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 03:24:31 PM
wOT ELSE DID YOU BUY?  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html)

you pick.......
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 03:26:37 PM
wOT ELSE DID YOU BUY?  Popcorn: Popcorn: Popcorn:
http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html)

you pick.......

Drool:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 03:28:13 PM
nURSE? THE HOSE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on August 22, 2012, 04:51:40 PM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I told you before... get the laydee in the shop to write 'L' and 'R' on them when you buy them....  ::)

You REALLY couldn't make up this utter shite could you ey BM? ::)

To think that he shares this planet with us too.
Give me piggin' strength. ::)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Pirate on August 22, 2012, 04:53:49 PM

http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html (http://www.electriqueboutique.com/womens-footwear/sub/32/1/a.html)


 :sex023: :sex023:

Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 05:03:47 PM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I told you before... get the laydee in the shop to write 'L' and 'R' on them when you buy them....  ::)

You REALLY couldn't make up this utter shite could you ey BM? ::)

To think that he shares this planet with us too.
Give me piggin' strength. ::)
sad32:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Just One More on August 22, 2012, 05:22:11 PM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

I told you before... get the laydee in the shop to write 'L' and 'R' on them when you buy them....  ::)

And make sure the laces between the two shoes on the shelf are long so that you can take longer strides  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Darwins Selection on August 22, 2012, 05:30:46 PM
I DID THAT FOR THE DANCING LESSONS  Banghead Banghead

Don't you mean 'duncing'?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Grumpmeister on August 22, 2012, 05:33:22 PM
I DID THAT FOR THE DANCING LESSONS  Banghead Banghead

Don't you mean 'duncing'?

Only if he was teaching the class whistle:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2012, 10:04:43 AM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

It's because shoe laces are made for right handed people.  ;)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 10:11:33 AM
How can they be so complicated?  cussing: cussing: cussing:

It's because shoe laces are made for right handed people.  ;)

happy001
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 11:27:00 AM
The 52 inch laces in question are for these  evil:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fgezpqqqet%2FR2112_A00_T_502_1.jpg&hash=238b3903ec6b5a94f6a8138e5a19bf0a244a03fa) (http://postimage.org/image/gezpqqqet/)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 23, 2012, 11:42:38 AM
aren't they slip ons?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 11:44:31 AM
aren't they slip ons?

 lol: lol: lol:

I thought that too!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 11:45:11 AM
 cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 23, 2012, 11:52:06 AM
The 52 inch laces in question are for these  evil:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs10.postimage.org%2Fgezpqqqet%2FR2112_A00_T_502_1.jpg&hash=238b3903ec6b5a94f6a8138e5a19bf0a244a03fa) (http://postimage.org/image/gezpqqqet/)

It's obvious innit?


They're









His










Blue







(wait for it!)










Suede ( eeek:)









Shoes!



(my initial thought was 'deck shoes')
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Misty on August 23, 2012, 12:02:52 PM
they are obviously too complicated for him though........... maybe these are better.............  rubschin:


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs13.postimage.org%2F3rlm3k07n%2Fshoes_logo_bl.jpg&hash=bebf2bf5490463e3326b575cf05451ef26309ac8) (http://postimage.org/image/3rlm3k07n/)
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 12:05:55 PM
They are deck shoes. That was the only vaguely similar pic I could find cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 23, 2012, 02:04:11 PM
They are deck shoes. That was the only vaguely similar pic I could find cussing:

Wwell, in that case, what in God's name,s the problem?

Deckies are about the easiest shoe on the planet!
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 23, 2012, 02:19:46 PM
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 23, 2012, 02:53:19 PM
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:

It has taken this thread to come to that conclusion?  eeek:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
 sad32:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: GROWLER on August 23, 2012, 03:49:59 PM
Having read this thread I have come to the conclusion that Nick is an utter cock  :thumbsup:

Well done! At last!  :thumbsup:
+1
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 05:24:26 PM
My finger nails are ruined and I may need to buy a new pair of shoes  cussing: cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2012, 05:37:52 PM
Take them into your local "Timpsons" or similar and get them re-strung.

Alternatively make friends with a Red Indian.
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 05:40:25 PM
I am experimenting with meat skewers  eveilgrin:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Snoopy on August 23, 2012, 05:42:23 PM
A Crochet Hook would prolly do the job. Miss C is bound to have several. :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: apc2010 on August 23, 2012, 05:45:12 PM
My finger nails are ruined and I may need to buy a new pair of shoes  cussing: cussing: cussing:


Put them on your feet ........not your hands........... noooo:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Nick on August 23, 2012, 05:46:46 PM
They are fooking impsooble   cussing: cussing:
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 24, 2012, 09:14:38 PM
What could possibly go wrong?
Title: Re: Shoe laces
Post by: Barman on August 25, 2012, 04:52:32 AM
What could possibly go wrong?


(https://www.virtual-pub.com/SMF/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs17.postimage.org%2Fy8j00vhvv%2Fnoose.jpg&hash=27b96fcddab046280997bc3621f269dcca28987d) (http://postimage.org/image/y8j00vhvv/)