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Title: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2012, 04:49:18 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2012, 04:53:28 PM
Apparently, adults can no longer use a knife and fork. I almost threw upping watching them eat the wedding meal.  sick2:
All the kids were picking food off the buffet and if they didn't like it, spitting it back on the trays. I was starving and when offered to help myself I had to refuse the food.  noooo:
  Oh and the ten year old son got pissed and threw up on the beach.  Thumbs:

Keep this thread going, I have a millionteen stories and with a full week of bookings coming up, many more to come.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 18, 2012, 04:54:40 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 18, 2012, 05:04:46 PM
I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh.  redface:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Pirate on August 18, 2012, 06:55:25 PM
I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh.  redface:

 shutup:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 09:10:43 AM
cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   sad24:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 09:12:26 AM
cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   sad24:

Remind me never to attend one of your events....  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 09:14:49 AM
awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company.  pleeeeaase???  ;D
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 19, 2012, 09:16:23 AM
Wimmin gayers? rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 09:21:20 AM
 lol: lol: lol: yes dear. Lebanese lesbians. that is what I meant to say.  ::)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 09:25:05 AM
awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company.  pleeeeaase???  ;D

Lebanese eh...?  rubschin:

Can I bring my Hookah?  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 09:40:28 AM
there's a strip club down the road.........plenty of hookers.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Just One More on August 19, 2012, 09:54:04 AM
cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   sad24:

 cloud9:

One of those memories that'll stay with you forever
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 10:05:28 AM
absolutely.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 10:09:51 AM
cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place.   sad24:

 cloud9:

One of those memories that'll stay with you forever

Yes, three minutes going  :lalalala
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 10:11:41 AM
we are talking about a little deaf girl, and you post a smily with its fingers in its ears. you heartless bastard.  noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 10:12:52 AM
we are talking about a little deaf girl, and you post a smily with its fingers in its ears. you heartless bastard.  noooo:

 lol: lol: lol:

Mr. Heartless - thass me!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 10:20:07 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 10:30:39 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.

 ::)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: GROWLER on August 19, 2012, 10:33:26 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.

No. That's ME actually. cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 10:34:20 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.

No. That's ME actually. cloud9:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 10:43:36 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.

No. That's ME actually. cloud9:

awwww, course it is honey.  cloud9:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 19, 2012, 10:44:18 AM
said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.

No. That's ME actually. cloud9:

awwww, course it is honey.  cloud9:

Don't mention honey!  scared2:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on August 19, 2012, 10:56:05 AM
 scared2: Honey bear or Honey monster depending on what sort of day the fur ball is having.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Just One More on August 19, 2012, 11:10:31 AM
Or honey badger...

Quote
It is primarily a carnivorous species and has few natural predators because of its thick skin and ferocious defensive abilities.

Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 11:30:18 AM
THAT'S THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 19, 2012, 11:36:21 AM
Irritating commentary

Honey Badger Don't Care (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upGyrXQSXYw#)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 19, 2012, 12:26:56 PM
wow, that really is irritating commentary. muchas gayas....
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 21, 2012, 03:24:06 PM
off to another wedding.........will keep you informed
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 21, 2012, 03:27:54 PM
 Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 21, 2012, 03:30:42 PM
got an early finish so will let you know all the details when i get home.  :thumbsup:

wish me luck. x
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 21, 2012, 04:14:14 PM
got an early finish so will let you know all the details when i get home.  :thumbsup:

wish me luck. x

Good luck - keep that potty mouth under control!  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 21, 2012, 10:58:15 PM
wonderful night!!! all they wanted was .....jam, madeness, specials, aka etc......total ska night, and naked guests in the pool.  ::)
my fave song tonight was a special request..................

The Specials - Too Much Too Young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdu8VOWk3pg#)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 12:48:21 AM
clearly past everyone's bed time.........shall update you in the morning. nighty night. x x x
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on August 22, 2012, 06:36:39 AM
clearly past everyone's bed time.........shall update you in the morning. nighty night. x x x

Popcorn:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 01:32:54 PM
45 drunk welsh guests. one woman was too hot so she took off her dress and danced in her thong. Then the guys stripped off and jumped in the pool. every night is an adventure.  Thumbs:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 01:36:49 PM
Nekkid Welsh people  sick2:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on August 22, 2012, 01:38:50 PM
The "Nekkid" is superfluous.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 01:39:35 PM
Good point, well made  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 01:50:47 PM
 lol: lol: lol:
was a really good night. their music taste was fantastic. and the vodka was free!  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on August 22, 2012, 01:52:25 PM
Did they pay you in sacks of coal?
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: apc2010 on August 22, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
Did they pay you in sacks of coal?


From the state she was in .........I think they paid with vodka.......... noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Misty on August 22, 2012, 01:59:12 PM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: apc2010 on September 06, 2012, 11:49:56 AM
She did a wedding last night and due to "family differences"  all the tables were for 2 .........including the top table .........very strange .. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on September 06, 2012, 12:03:32 PM
That's one f@@ked up family puts me in mind of one of my favourite poems....


Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
  It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
  And don't have any kids yourself.

 ;)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Darwins Selection on September 06, 2012, 12:49:42 PM
That's one f@@ked up family puts me in mind of one of my favourite poems....


Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
  They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
  And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn
  By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
  And half at one another's throats.

Man hands on misery to man.
  It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
  And don't have any kids yourself.

 ;)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Your Ma and Pa have shown you how
they dealt with things in life.
So you can do the opposite
and not have all that strife.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 06, 2012, 05:11:13 PM
Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card.  rubschin:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2012, 05:25:17 PM
Nick says "Enjoy all the sex drugs and collapso. It never did me any harm"  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Just One More on September 06, 2012, 05:57:06 PM
Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card.  rubschin:

Just make sure you write write right..... right  point:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on September 06, 2012, 06:00:37 PM
 point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on September 07, 2012, 05:22:45 AM
 redface:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: apc2010 on October 08, 2012, 09:20:50 PM
Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead


when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 04:55:26 AM
Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead


when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:

 noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2012, 06:54:15 AM
Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead


when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:

Presumably he was eating his own bollix though, I am sure that Misty ripped them off before leaving. ;)
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 07:15:54 AM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2012, 11:26:19 AM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons) on October 09, 2012, 04:20:07 PM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Barman on October 09, 2012, 05:06:14 PM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: The Moan Ranger on October 09, 2012, 05:15:25 PM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:

OIC - I've always called them a "salad" though  whistle:
Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Nick on October 09, 2012, 05:16:40 PM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:

 lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

Title: Re: The all new Misty and the Scouser wedding tales thread
Post by: Pastis on October 09, 2012, 05:33:24 PM
They are idiots...  noooo:

I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.

The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.

Needless to say we've never returned.

Wossa salid?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:

OIC - I've always called them a "salad" though  whistle:

As have I.  And then I looked up salid in the urban dictionary ...   noooo:   sick2: