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Come Inside... => The Snug => Topic started by: Nick on August 18, 2012, 04:49:18 PM
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Popcorn:
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Apparently, adults can no longer use a knife and fork. I almost threw upping watching them eat the wedding meal. sick2:
All the kids were picking food off the buffet and if they didn't like it, spitting it back on the trays. I was starving and when offered to help myself I had to refuse the food. noooo:
Oh and the ten year old son got pissed and threw up on the beach. Thumbs:
Keep this thread going, I have a millionteen stories and with a full week of bookings coming up, many more to come.
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Popcorn:
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I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh. redface:
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I did one last year and the Mother of the bride's girlfriend came on to me ALL NIGHT. she even came into by dj station and strokes my thigh. redface:
shutup:
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cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place. sad24:
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cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place. sad24:
Remind me never to attend one of your events.... noooo:
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awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company. pleeeeaase??? ;D
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Wimmin gayers? rubschin:
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lol: lol: lol: yes dear. Lebanese lesbians. that is what I meant to say. ::)
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awww. I have a Lebanese wedding on friday and could do with some company. pleeeeaase??? ;D
Lebanese eh...? rubschin:
Can I bring my Hookah? whistle:
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there's a strip club down the road.........plenty of hookers.
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cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place. sad24:
cloud9:
One of those memories that'll stay with you forever
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absolutely. cloud9:
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cried my eyes out last night. There was a little girl who had an accident years ago causing her to go completely deaf. She has recently had an operation to improve her hearing. She only learnt to talk a few months ago even though she is eight years old. Anyhoo, last night she got on the mic and sang "Someone like you" by Adele......pitch perfect. Not a dry eye in the place. sad24:
cloud9:
One of those memories that'll stay with you forever
Yes, three minutes going :lalalala
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we are talking about a little deaf girl, and you post a smily with its fingers in its ears. you heartless bastard. noooo:
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we are talking about a little deaf girl, and you post a smily with its fingers in its ears. you heartless bastard. noooo:
lol: lol: lol:
Mr. Heartless - thass me! Thumbs:
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
::)
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
No. That's ME actually. cloud9:
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
No. That's ME actually. cloud9:
lol: lol: lol:
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
No. That's ME actually. cloud9:
awwww, course it is honey. cloud9:
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said with such pride. However, we all know deep down you is an ickle biddy squidgy teddy bear.
No. That's ME actually. cloud9:
awwww, course it is honey. cloud9:
Don't mention honey! scared2:
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scared2: Honey bear or Honey monster depending on what sort of day the fur ball is having.
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Or honey badger...
It is primarily a carnivorous species and has few natural predators because of its thick skin and ferocious defensive abilities.
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THAT'S THE ONE!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Irritating commentary
Honey Badger Don't Care (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upGyrXQSXYw#)
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wow, that really is irritating commentary. muchas gayas....
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off to another wedding.........will keep you informed
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Popcorn:
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got an early finish so will let you know all the details when i get home. :thumbsup:
wish me luck. x
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got an early finish so will let you know all the details when i get home. :thumbsup:
wish me luck. x
Good luck - keep that potty mouth under control! Thumbs:
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wonderful night!!! all they wanted was .....jam, madeness, specials, aka etc......total ska night, and naked guests in the pool. ::)
my fave song tonight was a special request..................
The Specials - Too Much Too Young (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdu8VOWk3pg#)
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clearly past everyone's bed time.........shall update you in the morning. nighty night. x x x
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clearly past everyone's bed time.........shall update you in the morning. nighty night. x x x
Popcorn:
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45 drunk welsh guests. one woman was too hot so she took off her dress and danced in her thong. Then the guys stripped off and jumped in the pool. every night is an adventure. Thumbs:
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Nekkid Welsh people sick2:
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The "Nekkid" is superfluous.
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Good point, well made :thumbsup:
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lol: lol: lol:
was a really good night. their music taste was fantastic. and the vodka was free! :thumbsup:
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Did they pay you in sacks of coal?
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Did they pay you in sacks of coal?
From the state she was in .........I think they paid with vodka.......... noooo:
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redface:
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She did a wedding last night and due to "family differences" all the tables were for 2 .........including the top table .........very strange .. noooo:
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That's one f@@ked up family puts me in mind of one of my favourite poems....
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
;)
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That's one f@@ked up family puts me in mind of one of my favourite poems....
Philip Larkin - This Be The Verse
They fuck you up, your mum and dad.
They may not mean to, but they do.
They fill you with the faults they had
And add some extra, just for you.
But they were fucked up in their turn
By fools in old-style hats and coats,
Who half the time were soppy-stern
And half at one another's throats.
Man hands on misery to man.
It deepens like a coastal shelf.
Get out as early as you can,
And don't have any kids yourself.
;)
:thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Your Ma and Pa have shown you how
they dealt with things in life.
So you can do the opposite
and not have all that strife.
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Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card. rubschin:
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Nick says "Enjoy all the sex drugs and collapso. It never did me any harm" :thumbsup:
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Any other comments I can right in little Un's Good Luck card. rubschin:
Just make sure you write write right..... right point:
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point: point: point: point: point: point: point:
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redface:
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Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead
when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:
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Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead
when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:
noooo:
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Miss T did a wedding tonight ,due to finish at 11 pm , 60plus guests all nice people drinking and spending cash ,,,,,,,,,,,,the bride asked if she could stay for an extra hour she( misty) agreed a price , but the owner said no.................then they all fecking cry no tourists and nobody spending .............................. Banghead
when she left he was sitting eating ............ noooo:
Presumably he was eating his own bollix though, I am sure that Misty ripped them off before leaving. ;)
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
OIC - I've always called them a "salad" though whistle:
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
lol: lol: lol: lol:
happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001
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They are idiots... noooo:
I went to a taverna half way up Mount Olympus once. I ordered a Greek Salid which was absolutely ghastly - well past its sell-by date.
The manager sat on the very next table eating the most fresh and tasty looking Greek salid I'd ever seen.
Needless to say we've never returned.
Wossa salid?
Don't worry your pretty little head about it TMR for 'tis 'ealthy shit and not for the likes of you. noooo:
OIC - I've always called them a "salad" though whistle:
As have I. And then I looked up salid in the urban dictionary ... noooo: sick2: