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Title: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2012, 05:25:21 PM
 sad24:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 05:27:59 PM
Is she still in horse-pickle......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 14, 2012, 05:29:03 PM
With Snoopy?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2012, 05:39:50 PM
Last I heard was that she was waiting for the right sort of surgeon to come along. Just as well we pay all that income tax and N.I noooo:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 05:45:13 PM
Also missing a pirate n baldy.......... rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 05:56:08 PM
All in horsepickle?  eeek:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 14, 2012, 05:59:35 PM
It's a plague  scared2:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 06:07:39 PM
It's a plague  scared2:

That stuff on yer teeth...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Just One More on August 14, 2012, 06:11:35 PM
No, that's Steradent  point:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 14, 2012, 06:11:45 PM
It's a plague  scared2:

That stuff on yer teeth...?  rubschin:

No, that's locusts!
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 06:13:05 PM
No, that's Steradent  point:

 evil:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 06:40:59 PM
No, that's Steradent  point:


 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 06:42:07 PM
No, that's Steradent  point:


 ;D ;D ;D

You can feck off an all!  cussing:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 06:43:53 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 06:46:19 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........

Perhaps he has found lurve...?  rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 06:49:38 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........

Perhaps he has found lurve...?  rubschin:

He had lurve ...............booze......... :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 06:54:10 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........

Perhaps he has found lurve...?  rubschin:

He had lurve ...............booze......... :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 14, 2012, 06:59:22 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........

Perhaps he has found lurve...?  rubschin:

He had lurve ...............booze......... :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Bangcock not seen him .............. eeek:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 14, 2012, 07:07:58 PM
Been past 2 of Baldys local bars ...........no sign....... scared2:     the landlords must be crying ........

Perhaps he has found lurve...?  rubschin:

He had lurve ...............booze......... :thumbsup:

 lol: lol: lol:

Bangcock not seen him .............. eeek:

Shallow grave....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: GROWLER on August 14, 2012, 10:03:53 PM
sad24:

Why don't you practice what you preach (ed) to me  a couple of weeks ago? ::)
RING HER OR SEND HER A TEXT. Banghead
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2012, 12:42:32 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 12:54:51 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then

Is that wise... you might push her over the edge....  noooo:

Send her our thoughts tho....
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 15, 2012, 12:55:59 PM
I did
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2012, 02:53:10 PM
Get well if you are reading ..............
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Just One More on August 15, 2012, 03:10:43 PM
Wot the others said

Hugs and kisses Miss C   happy100
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 15, 2012, 03:22:05 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then

Is that wise... you might push her over the edge....  noooo:

Send her our thoughts tho....

Your thoughts today.......... noooo:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 15, 2012, 03:39:48 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then

Is that wise... you might push her over the edge....  noooo:

Send her our thoughts tho....

Your thoughts today.......... noooo:

 redface:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Tipsy Gipsy on August 15, 2012, 04:48:22 PM
Get better soon Miss C.
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Pirate on August 15, 2012, 11:07:21 PM
Well, Miss Creant...Please get better soon...I haven't finished with you yet... whip: 
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2012, 11:06:00 AM
Did I just see her ....... rubschin:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 12:36:25 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then


Popcorn:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on August 16, 2012, 12:41:40 PM
I just spoke to her. SHe is VERY ill. She plans to Skype me in about an hour and more news then


Popcorn:

She was on earlier ..........but no posts...........
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2012, 12:45:16 PM
I had a PM. Still in hospital and has a nasty infection. Also on morphine
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 01:22:59 PM
I had a PM. Still in hospital and has a nasty infection. Also on morphine

Oh gawd....  noooo:

Did she have the infection when she went in or catch it there....?
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2012, 01:25:12 PM
She got the infection in the hospital  noooo:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 01:31:31 PM
She got the infection in the hospital  noooo:

Fucking madness...  noooo:

Not something covered in the limp dick opening ceremony for some reason....
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 16, 2012, 01:42:50 PM
Have to say - I agree with BM - mark 1, grade 'a' idiocy.

They pontificate and throw money about like water because a couple of thousand die on the roads!

How many die in the NHS - not because they were due to die, but because they caught summat in horsepickle!
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 01:44:27 PM
Have to say - I agree with BM - mark 1, grade 'a' idiocy.

They pontificate and throw money about like water because a couple of thousand die on the roads!

How many die in the NHS - not because they were due to die, but because they caught summat in horsepickle!

Hundreds of thousands every year....  noooo:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Nick on August 16, 2012, 01:48:25 PM
Apparently no one is allowed to touch her, like  eeek:
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 16, 2012, 01:49:35 PM
Have to say - I agree with BM - mark 1, grade 'a' idiocy.

They pontificate and throw money about like water because a couple of thousand die on the roads!

How many die in the NHS - not because they were due to die, but because they caught summat in horsepickle!

Hundreds of thousands every year....  noooo:

Fazackerly! Fvcking scandalous!
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Barman on August 16, 2012, 01:52:07 PM
Apparently no one is allowed to touch her, like  eeek:

 noooo:

My stepfather caught an infection on horsepickle.... 

Everybody had to scrub their hands with stuff before entering his room and when you left to stop it spreading....

Everyone apart from the dumb fuck who went around all of the patients checking their temperature and blood pressure twice a day of course....  Banghead

Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: Snoopy on August 16, 2012, 05:03:45 PM
Oh yes! I have seen a lot of this sort of thing over the past few years.
What use is wearing a plastic apron and going from patient to patient. In one ward I was on for 12 days a couple of years ago the only person who meticulously washed his hands between each patient was the Senior Consultant and he only read each person's notes, scribbled on them and moved on to the next ~ via the hand wash! He was also the only one to wear a clean white coat.

On the same subject what's with all these fecking doctors in short sleeves (to prevent infection) who all wear a tie dangling all over the place .... IDIOTS!
Title: Re: Where has Miss C gone?
Post by: apc2010 on April 22, 2019, 08:14:16 PM
She seems to be alive on faceatse......... Thumbs: