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Come Inside... => Saloon Bar => Topic started by: GROWLER on August 11, 2012, 05:37:41 PM

Title: Old gits holding hands and stuff in public.
Post by: GROWLER on August 11, 2012, 05:37:41 PM: Is it just me, or anyone else find it totally repulsive? :sick016:
I know it's harmless, but it just doesn't sit easy with me. noooo:

DO NOT go down the road of snogging in public either please....old OR young. sick2:

Fithy germ ridden sloppy squishy face sucking spit swapping disgusting habit, and should be confined to the privacy of behind boarded up windows barricaded doors and lead lined walls....IF you must.
Thank you and goodnoght, mwah.
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Post by: Nick on August 11, 2012, 07:37:40 PM: sad32:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2012, 07:38:57 PM: I like holding hands and stuff cloud9:
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Post by: Nick on August 11, 2012, 07:39:59 PM: On my way pet angel1
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Post by: tel on August 11, 2012, 10:17:22 PM: Shame on Growler.
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Post by: GROWLER on August 11, 2012, 10:20:30 PM: Quote from: tel on August 11, 2012, 10:17:22 PM
Shame on Growler.

Nowt new there then. whistle:

Story of me life! :thumbsup:
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Post by: Pirate on August 11, 2012, 11:26:53 PM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 11, 2012, 07:38:57 PM
I like holding hands and stuff cloud9:

Why, Miss D, I like holding hands...and stuff too...

Don't roll you eyes...Spank2: or bite your bottom lip... sex014 ;)
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Post by: Just One More on August 12, 2012, 06:44:42 AM: Christian Grey happy001

I had to look up who "he" was noooo:
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Post by: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:11:14 AM: Quote from: Just One More on August 12, 2012, 06:44:42 AM
Christian Grey happy001

I had to look up who "he" was noooo:

lol: lol: lol: lol:

Me too.... redface:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM: Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:
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Post by: Just One More on August 12, 2012, 07:23:12 AM: I was busy watching the ladies beach volleyball Miss D lol: (and I couldn't name one of them) redface:
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Post by: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:43:48 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM
Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:

I just remember the bit about stuffing a goldfish up yer foo-foo.... redface:
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Post by: Nick on August 12, 2012, 07:45:40 AM: eeek:
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Post by: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:49:48 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 12, 2012, 07:45:40 AM
eeek:

Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2012, 07:42:55 PM
So lots of wimmin are raving about this there 50 Shades of Grey book - dirty book allegedly . What a load of utter tosh it is noooo:

We were talking about 'those' kind of books which we read during our teens etc .....and the trash stuff such as the one line we all remember " putting goldfish up yer flue" - one book we all read ;)

whistle:
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:59:16 AM: We had a few drinks on Friday night with the girls and were talking about these types of books . 50 shades was unanimously branded shite.

The author of the goldfish book is having a 'literary ' evening shortly rubschin:
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Post by: Nick on August 12, 2012, 08:02:19 AM: But you don't like fish
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Post by: Barman on August 12, 2012, 08:03:15 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:59:16 AM
We had a few drinks on Friday night with the girls and were talking about these types of books . 50 shades was unanimously branded shite.

The author of the goldfish book is having a 'literary ' evening shortly rubschin:

Still alive? eeek:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 12, 2012, 08:03:49 AM: Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on August 12, 2012, 08:02:19 AM
But you don't like fish

Only when administered orally.
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 08:06:03 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 08:03:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:59:16 AM
We had a few drinks on Friday night with the girls and were talking about these types of books . 50 shades was unanimously branded shite.

The author of the goldfish book is having a 'literary ' evening shortly rubschin:

Still alive? eeek:

What the goldfish or the author ? lol:
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Post by: Barman on August 12, 2012, 08:08:42 AM: Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 08:06:03 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 08:03:15 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:59:16 AM
We had a few drinks on Friday night with the girls and were talking about these types of books . 50 shades was unanimously branded shite.

The author of the goldfish book is having a 'literary ' evening shortly rubschin:

Still alive? eeek:

What the goldfish or the author ? lol:

I forget... ;)
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Post by: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 08:09:35 AM: lol: lol: lol:
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Post by: Uncle Mort on August 12, 2012, 08:19:44 AM: Goldfish Do Not Have a Three Second Memory
(http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/10/goldfish-do-not-have-a-three-second-memory/)

whistle:
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Post by: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 12, 2012, 01:25:44 PM: Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM
Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:

I just remember the bit about stuffing a goldfish up yer poo-poo.... redface:

Mmmmm . . . rubschin:

Isn't BM's nickname 'poo-poo'?
Title: Re: Old gits holding hands and stuff in public.
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2012, 04:58:04 AM: Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 12, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM
Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:

I just remember the bit about stuffing a goldfish up yer poo-poo.... redface:

Mmmmm . . . rubschin:

Isn't BM's nickname 'poo-poo'?

tsk, tsk.... noooo:
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Post by: Darwins Selection on August 13, 2012, 11:43:13 AM: Quote from: Just One More on August 12, 2012, 06:44:42 AM
Christian Grey happy001

I had to look up who "he" was noooo:

I thought he was meant to be Dorian, not Christian. whistle:
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Post by: tel on August 13, 2012, 11:48:26 AM: Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2012, 04:58:04 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 12, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM
Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:

I just remember the bit about stuffing a goldfish up yer poo-poo.... redface:

Mmmmm . . . rubschin:

Isn't BM's nickname 'poo-poo'?

tsk, tsk.... noooo:

That's gerbils not goldfish. ::)
Title: Re: Old gits holding hands and stuff in public.
Post by: Barman on August 13, 2012, 11:49:03 AM: Quote from: tel on August 13, 2012, 11:48:26 AM
Quote from: Barman on August 13, 2012, 04:58:04 AM
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on August 12, 2012, 01:25:44 PM
Quote from: Barman on August 12, 2012, 07:43:48 AM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on August 12, 2012, 07:18:16 AM
Why Mr Grey , welcome cloud9:

Can't believe you guys had to look that up .....have we not been educating you about this for some time now ? noooo:

I just remember the bit about stuffing a goldfish up yer poo-poo.... redface:

Mmmmm . . . rubschin:

Isn't BM's nickname 'poo-poo'?

tsk, tsk.... noooo:

That's gerbils not goldfish. ::)

lol: lol: lol: